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Looks like all the men just started having sex with each other.

You can also just disable Java for this site.

Ivynn posted...

....of pussy juice?

Just imagine the carnage. Pulling together as many floating panties as you could just to make some sort of raft, only to be left stranded on an island of DVD cases of ER season 2 and Full House VHS tapes.

Would smash

It would result a global flood

I liked it, didn't love it. It took away many of the RPG elements from NV. Rather than finding a solution to a quest based on your character build, nearly every mission turns into a shootout.
Other than that, it's a fun adventure FPS.

Mine shoots so hard, I can give myself an enema and knock lose any tiny turd left playing hide and seek in my rectum. Fuckin love this thing.

I dig it.

Just use cream

Well if you're just trying to get some hot poon, you'll likely need athletic type hobbies. Indoor rock climbing, trail riding bicycles, surfing, maaaaybe longboarding

It can be anything. Be passionate about it, but don't be nerdy about it. You feel me?

She's the original Kardashian

This has got to be for Hindu owned businesses not hiring due to castes, right?

I usually start with environment. Mountains? Beach? City? Woods?

And then go from there.

Mario is bringing Peach, bro

Just age gracefully. Don't fight it. We don't live forever

The new one looks spooky

You know what I really like about alien movies? Is that when the protagonist meets the president and tells them about aliens, the President always chuckles and takes the person as a lunatic.
But just as the secret service is dragging our frazzled protagonist the annoying Presidential aide speaks up and says "um, actually, Sir. We might have something to show you."
Who the fuck is this aide and why do they have knowledge of aliens when the president doesn't."

Not excusing the cop, that was a bad call.

What I see is that when the suspect brings his left hand out of sight and begins turning toward the cop, it was seen as a potential threat.
A bear hug would have been sufficient.

The villain is a banker that is buying out all the farms in the area. People arw starving becuase he's hoarding all the food and exporting it for big bucks.
Turns out his wife was turned into a vegetable eating monster and it's the only thing keeping her alive right now.
If he can just find the golden carrot, the curse will be lifted.

Yeah, but we're married.

Questionmarktarius posted...

I wouldn't be surprised at all if this ends up being drug-smuggling balloons.

I'd buy it. Might be kinda hard to recover depending on where it lands.

Lol, we need to bring these topics back.

Pretty sure the announcers switched sides from their earlier appearance, or they had different suits on. That was as my instant realization. But I was a tthe bar and turned to the guy sitting next to me and said "oh that's clever"

We're gonna re re re record it. In the deepest, most metal places on earth. THE MARIANAS TREEEENCH

Monday. Hungover from Super Bowl

Fighting crime with a partner, Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter

Your ass is all red,
My balls turning blue
Please let me hit it
Before I cum in a shoe.

It's Valentines day,
I got you this cake.
And I'll take the time to say
That I jerked it to your deep fake

Chiefs are on the Warpath!

US, Canada, Japan

Yeah, back in high school I was really overlooked and ignored by everyone. Then one day one of the more popular boys started talking to me and getting to know me. Eventually we became friends and he asked me to the winter formal dance. Of course I said yes. I didn't really have much money for a dress, hair, and makeup, so I borrowed a dress from my mother's collection (she passed away when I was 9). Surprisingly it was a near perfect fit. I had my sister help with hair and makeup and the look really took off when I removed my glasses. I ciukdnt believe how pretty I looked. So later at the dance, we had a great time. He was brave enough to steal a kiss from me right there on the dance floor. It was magical.
Later at the after party, Chelsea Reynolds - the lead cheerleader and ex girlfriend of my date told me that the only reason I was invited to the dance was because I was a bet. A bet that a popular guy could take any girl to the dance.
I was devastated. I spilled my drink on my dress and ran home crying.
A few days later I let him explain that even though I was a bet, he developed real feelings for me. So I forgave him and we dated a while. We went to different colleges and then never talked to each other again.

On a Sunday morning sidewalk....

On rock and wheat

What flavor were they

Just go to town, dude. The more motion, the more ocean, if you catch my drift.

I'm in the boat of not caring how you got your product to work, just make sure it works. Lean on whomever or whatever resource gets the job done.

Those Verdun and company games are really good for being in a WW1 setting. I liked those better than the BF1 versions.

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SenlinDescends posted...

Interesting, that's not bad, I may swing it

I also have a cheap one, it doesn't connect to the sink. It connects to the hose that goes to the toilet tank.

So it's water line - valve- hose - bidet-hose - tank

The image makes it look likes she's a human head on a dolls body

I'm in the same boat. I'm sure it was really something when it first came out, walking in gravity chambers, the dangers of an autonomous computer system, space travel and all... But as a story, man it does drag

Taylor Swift.

Love my bidet. I give myself a super soaker powered shot directly into my brown eye and clean that crusted over mess right up.

You still need TP to pat yourself dry.

Funny because I do this for my kid if the wife and I go out.

wackyteen posted...

In my career field, we all wear our last names on our chest and refer to each other by such or by "Rank, Last Name"

So I find it weird and awkward to be called by my first name

Come join the Reserves, Todd.

Any national forest around you. You can set up camp pretty much wherever you want. It's what I like to do. Pick a hiking trail, go a little ways off the path and set up shop.
I practice building shelters and different camp fire set ups to see what works best.
It's a struggle sometimes, but that's also part of what makes it fun. Just you Vs Nature and the temptation of saying "fuck, this is hard. I'll just go back to the car and call it a day"

Dude, you're in unemployment hell.

And about ten minutes ago we just had a little tremor in Buffalo, NY.

Chinese Spy Balloon is shaking up tectonic plates!

Update: 4.2

Was hoping this was gonna be that giant dildo fight.

Anyway, I liked how the fat kid really embraced his anime dreams with the sword dragging walk