Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

Sharashaska posted...

I lurk most of the time since barely knowing anyone here or getting responses lol
(plus I was in jail for 2 monthish recently, so I haven't caught up with most of the stuff)

Is it a bullshit charge? Is is something you wanna share? I like getting arrested stories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao_kqA5a0t4

Well where the fuck have you been all this time? You better be a little crazy too because things get weird around here.

They all go well. Everyones an outsider until you're an insider.

I like your sig. You need to pull up a chair and drink with us. Or smoke whatever you do.

How does someone this utterly fucked in the head be in such power and in such media.. it's downright mind boggling.

Thanks for the new sig.

I find it more interesting that any asshole can conceal a handgun there without a permit. Never been to Florida, never will.

I was gonna make a big blanket alcoholism joke with NM and Mabus and ehh here's more music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT76uz21TNg

Pig ate that shit anyway. Babe over there can work a gate handle.

It was probably a baconator too so his anger grows with every order.

@Ankha the discussion came up just now about how guys wake up with boners. Have you ever come across waking up a doctor lets say for a woman that just went into labor and he ran in there with a huge boner showin through his scrubs sayin "Lets get this out"? I mean come on? It just has to happen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqjXn2NflqU

Stop breaking things!

Time for some sippy poo's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deedpMSLIHI

The voice shit is optional for fucks sake. Seems like people get really hung up on that.

Avenged Sevenfold gettin in on the Tool Music Videos... The love is thereeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjrRTY2UDjw

They always have been rippin off Tool but in a christian rock way.

You came from Canada right? Of course it's gonna be a total fuck around for ya.

How much were you drinkin?

Empty shit house tonight

Tool sounding more like Chevelle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ZIuj3_I8c

Chevelle still trying to sound like Tool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBBeOzVp6dc

PSA: Lead singer of Chevelle is a complete dick and I called the bitch out on it but he just got on the bus. Mother fucker has no time for fans even when there's like 6 there. The bassist is a cool guy though, can't talk shit about him.

Like he'd pass a drug test.

@CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKQe23hUnY4

Kamil posted...

Nice to meet you all.

Fuck yeah. @anhka is the biggest one on my radar that's not there. Your bf can come in too. Canuck tells me to suck the semen outta myself to avoid pregnancy.... I need a second opinion.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

I was muted in the voice chat once but it was because I was having technical difficulties and couldn't hear anyone else even though they could all hear me so yeah \_()_/ I haven't tried any voice chatting since because I never figured out why that happened. It had worked before.

I don't think we ever tried it again. Could work today.

We don't usually VC but it's just the drinking topic in discord where we can't get modded unless we really fuck up. Which I haven't seen yet.

Well I didn't go because I came up short on time and I wasn't going to pay for what should have been half off. I went to the bar down the street instead.

However the wrestling promotion called themselves midget wrestling. Is that ok or is it bad now? Should the entire promotion have been moderated?

Let's discuss...

My friend send me this. No idea why... Never heard of this lady before but she's ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7thttYyPTCQ

Yes lets all go to the grand ole canyon and have a shoving contest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0T0z1GFMeI

I have a sneaking suspicion this is going to end up on Gamepass pretty damn fast..

He's basically gonna drink himself to death. I'm already ready for it. He hasn't worked in like 15-20 years his mom babies him and takes care of him and yet he shits on how other people live.... No matter how much people fight back he won't hear it. He's always right.

That's why a random night like this is when i'll let him rip and listen and it's just like... wow somehow you're gettin worse.

Just had an hour and half conversation with a friend in AZ. He was fuckin wasssssted. Didn't hardly catch anything he said other than him burying all of our friends that are more successful than him, which is all of them.

Godamn what an asshole.

Kamil posted...

Me? Or just life in general......let's do the latter:

"Former New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez was found guilty in April and sentenced to life in prison without parole after killing Odin Lloyd, who was dating Hernandez' fiancees sister. The case turned into a family drama as both Hernandezs fiancee, who was granted immunity for her testimony, and her sister took turns on the witness stand. His appeal is underway."

I remember that stupid piece of shit.

That's like over 800oz's of water.... FUCK THAT. I'll take the headache.

Kamil posted...

2015 me could outdrink anyone here, it's just I sorta let my job get the best of me and then didn't leave when I should have and other reasons. I only loosely know some ppl here in this topic, but decided in my drunken state I was going to create a topic since I usually would show up at the end.

That new Depeche Mode album is out yet and I just hadn't gotten around to playing it though two songs I heard were great and one was ok. The topic title is made up of entirely music references.

I don't remember 2015 so I doubt it.

...Damn what the hell happened in 2015???? I wonder this now.

Gamingsince1989 posted...

Thank you, I don't get hangovers or any other feelings the next day after drinking, because I drink a lot of water while consuming alcohol. That was something my uncle taught me when I was a teenager, was to always stay hydrated while drinking.

I'm doing that tonight and so help my fuck if you're wrong then im right and drink way more than all the jerks that say this.

Gamingsince1989 posted...

New to this topic but been drinking for the last few hours. I generally drink beer or tequila, but my friend had me drinking Smirnoff Vodka Watermelon mixed in V8 Watermelon Cherry Splash all night. It's a different kind of buzz than I'm used to but wanted to say what's up to everyone.

Welcome.

You're gonna have the shits and a headache tomorrow.

I know.... i'm on it somehow. No respect blowin my phone up like that. Some people have to drink and have work tomorrow.

Well yeah the stupid asshole asked us that like 19 times throughout the show. I even looked at the time it was like 10:17pm i'm like MOTHER FUCKER get a watch.

Eh I've seen worse conc... no. Godamnit no I haven't. I kept cringing when he kept asking if it was beer thirty... God he's such a stupid asshole.

The tire coming back for more just took 1st place in my eyes.

I'll stick with KFC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1DOuQbqKn4

Well I got news for you pal I've seen em play that fucking song live before because my godamn ex wanted to go to the concert. I just closed my eyes and at FIRST it sounded like Metaliica until he opened his fuckin mouth and sang.

I guess I could. I have Peacock but ehhhh

I know I saw that and I didn't even wanna post that one.

Oh wait I did. Can you tell I didn't even watch the video.

I see your Sum 41 and raise you a Nickelback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJxpg-4X_lA

I'm glad I raised awareness.

I wanna know opinions on this. I was at the grocery store the other day and I fondly remember seeing this new ass and leg girl in her yoga pants park next to me and Ohhhhhhhh.... We basically run the same route of the store and leave at the same time.

This homeless lady comes up asking for change and she has a little dog.... She tells me she just got outta the hospital and needs change. Well Fuck the nearest non private hospital is like 4 miles away.

I told her the usual "ohhhh I only have a card I don't have change"

Sexy lady comes out behind me and as i'm backing out I see her digging into her purse and im like.... Godamn you.

I am charitable but I swear to fuck it's just getting worse. Everytime I get outta my car? SIR SIR CAN YOU HELP ME?

YEAHHHH GET RID OF YOUR FUCKING DOG.

No idea on the NBA but 9ers aren't making a run for it next year. You probably wasted your money.

We could pull numbers on this but no one seems to want to do it.

I personally don't care....

Yeah that about covers it *wink*

I always liked your fire pit but you need a grate to cover it. Maybe it's just me. I have to have em here because the shit winds pick up and if embers blow around BOOM raging inferno of dried pine needles.... i've seent it.

Love how you also just toss your empty beer cans around like a jackass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uioni_NlctI