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| Topic | 500 LOLs for Donald Trump |
| Garabandal 04/01/23 4:10:48 PM #49 | Lol --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Cuphead is a SATANIC game *spoilers* |
| Garabandal 04/01/23 4:10:01 PM #1 | You work for the devil for most of the game and you defeat him WITHOUT calling on God first. You don't have to be involved with Satan. You can just spiritually reject him and then say "God, I'm too weak! This is too big! I need you to take me over." And then as a metaphysical symbol of that, raise your hands and your fingers open like a plant in the sun and say "SAVE ME! Save me, help me! I wanna be good, I don't wanna be Satanic, I wanna end up with the good people! Energize me, please God, please help me, I'm too weak! I don't know the words to say, just help me! Help me Jesus, HELP ME!" That's what you've gotta do. And those of you that are under Satanic control, if you can physically do that it's a big victory. And you're gonna feel a block there. You're going to feel a block there. And that's that Satanic force. But the more you cry out, God like a flamethrower or a laser beam is gonna burn through that hole. And you're going to watch all Hell break loose on your family, all Hell break loose in your life, and all sorts of bad stuff's going to happen right away. And that's the Devil using all his powers to threaten you to not join with God. And then as soon as that breaks through, you go to the next level. And then God will have missions for you, little ones at first, bigger ones as you go on. --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Dailywire announces gaming studio; promises return to anti-woke era of gaming |
| Garabandal 04/01/23 3:05:28 PM #9 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Bubsy creator and Bend Studio founder (Syphon Filter) Mike Berlyn dies at 73 |
| Garabandal 04/01/23 11:12:07 AM #4 | RIP --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | I'm surprised Seth MacFarlane and Butch Hartman are friends. |
| Garabandal 04/01/23 1:56:34 AM #1 | Given that Butch Harman's a Christian fundamentalist and Seth MacFarlane is an atheist fundamentalist. --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Anyone wanna join an art discord? |
| Garabandal 03/31/23 4:16:46 PM #7 | Sure --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | 80s metal rules |
| Garabandal 03/31/23 1:18:04 PM #3 | I agree --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | In your opinion: Best Boondocks episode? |
| Garabandal 03/31/23 1:00:35 PM #10 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Love that episode --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | So in Star Wars, are the droids alive or what? |
| Garabandal 03/30/23 12:45:54 AM #9 | C3PO said... It is indeed true that at times like this R2 and I wish we were more than mechanical beings and we were really alive so we could share your feelings with you. --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Bill to ban Tiktok could also make VPNs illegal |
| Garabandal 03/29/23 11:13:04 PM #55 | Kloe_Rinz posted... Do you think antivirus should be illegal as wellI'm pretty sure they're being sarcastic --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Disney Plus to stream live execution of Rebranded Mickey Mouse; starts WWIII |
| Garabandal 03/29/23 5:11:11 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm6VOgmv9-c A newer edgier Mickey Mouse --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Remember the "Lovable Pervert" character type? |
| Garabandal 03/28/23 9:46:27 PM #6 | Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Honest Black Christian Man is banned from Smash tournaments |
| Garabandal 03/28/23 7:56:22 PM #53 | untrustful posted... The quoting of the verse in question gives me the impression that his understanding of that verse is that it's a universal rule that applies everywhere on Earth rather than a rule established for that group of Israelites under Moses and how they were supposed to present themselves in the Promised Land.Even if that verse does apply to everyone on Earth, since transwomen are women and transmen are men that verse doesn't apply to them anyway. --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | I like how in Dragon Ball, the black guy in RR army is named Staff Officer Black |
| Garabandal 03/26/23 11:45:18 PM #42 | sou posted... Didn't China & Korea modified their history book to exaggerate what Japan did.I did not expect to see Japanese war crime denial on CE today. --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | T-Pain covers Black Sabbath |
| Garabandal 03/26/23 11:29:40 PM #19 | Great cover --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | SrRd_RacinG is SUSPENDED!!! |
| Garabandal 03/26/23 3:15:53 PM #20 | Garabaal --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | What are your fondest memories of the early internet? |
| Garabandal 03/26/23 2:38:28 PM #10 | TV Tome Nintendoland YTMND --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Why do so many other forums tend to use GameFAQs in the past tense? |
| Garabandal 03/26/23 11:36:31 AM #9 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | BoyOfBattle is SUSPENDED! |
| Garabandal 03/25/23 9:41:34 PM #13 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80388208 They posted in this topic siding with the scumbag in the OP. That must have gotten them --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | It's crazy how Will Smith has been a celebrity figure for almost 40 years |
| Garabandal 03/25/23 9:09:57 PM #6 | Pretty incredible his reputation was single-handedly ruined from one ill-advised slap. --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Creationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted |
| Garabandal 03/25/23 8:05:33 PM #43 | How do you know evolution happened? You weren't there! --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Has Will Smith actually done anything or is he just famous cuz of the slap thing |
| Garabandal 03/25/23 2:40:56 PM #22 | WILL SMITH lNNOCENT !!!!!!!! --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | I love Super Mario RPG, but man is it unbalanced as FUCK >_> |
| Garabandal 03/25/23 12:46:59 PM #52 | Garabandal posted... Is Geno the Mario Universe's equivalent of an Angel? He's sent from the Star World, which is basically the Marioverse's equivalent of Heaven. His true form and name are incomprehensible to mortals, so he takes the form of a doll. He also has supernatural powers and claims to serve a "higher authority". Carrying over from my topic from yesterday since the discussion is Super Mario RPG related. --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Why are they called Hoobastank? |
| Garabandal 03/25/23 8:37:32 AM #8 | lilORANG posted... Because they Hoobastink!Came in to make this joke --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Is Geno the Mario Universe's equivalent of an Angel? *possible spoilers* |
| Garabandal 03/24/23 11:36:20 PM #13 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/1/AAfY4qAAEUGB.jpg Behold, I send an Angel before thee, to keep thee in the way, and to bring thee into the place which I have prepared.Exodus 23:20 (KJV) --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Is Geno the Mario Universe's equivalent of an Angel? *possible spoilers* |
| Garabandal 03/24/23 6:59:05 PM #12 | Tyranthraxus posted... No because he's not canon.What --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Is Geno the Mario Universe's equivalent of an Angel? *possible spoilers* |
| Garabandal 03/24/23 6:05:03 PM #1 | He's sent from the Star World, which is basically the Marioverse's equivalent of Heaven. His true form and name are incomprehensible to mortals, so he takes the form of a doll. He also has supernatural powers and claims to serve a "higher authority". --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | What if KH4 got a Simpsons or Family Guy world before Marvel/Star Wars? |
| Garabandal 03/24/23 5:08:33 PM #4 | Don't open the Door of Darkness. Worst mistake of my life! --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Parent Calls Bible 'Porn' and Demands Removed It From Libraries |
| Garabandal 03/23/23 9:56:59 PM #16 | Whoa there are dildos in the Bible? --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Creationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted |
| Garabandal 03/23/23 8:09:49 PM #41 | Kakapo posted... These people are utterly divorced from realityJOIN US IN OUR QUEST FOR TRUTH --- Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys my word will never see death. John 8:51 (NIV) |
| Topic | Tommy Wiseau is back with a new movie and underwear |
| Garabandal 03/23/23 4:16:14 PM #6 | Does Tommy Wiseau still think people are laughing with him and not at him? --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | I love Super Mario RPG, but man is it unbalanced as FUCK >_> |
| Garabandal 03/23/23 4:15:36 PM #21 | Choco posted... how many more times are you going to make this topic?You can never make the same topic too many times. --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | Creationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted |
| Garabandal 03/23/23 3:46:52 PM #33 | mustachedmystic posted... I dont see how a sapient bipedal dinosaur with an oversized head could possibly fit in with a creationist worldview.He also does many different voices. --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | Creationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted |
| Garabandal 03/23/23 2:12:29 PM #28 | Ar0ge posted... If you read the description of behemoth in the bible it is clearly an elephant.I always thought Leviathan and Behemoth were supposed to be mythical beasts like dragons or unicorns. Especially since Job is one of the more poetic books in the Bible. --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | Creationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted |
| Garabandal 03/23/23 1:53:07 PM #24 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Condolences --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | Michigan GOP equates gun control with the Holocaust |
| Garabandal 03/23/23 12:59:31 AM #13 | Ironically Reagan signed an assault weapons ban. --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | Christian singer Carman claims that the Church didn't do the Inquisition. |
| Garabandal 03/23/23 12:47:23 AM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ruLMhNqSQ You see, the Church is the Body of Christ and the Body of Christ is not going to kill itself. It was the evil spiritual forces behind those in leadership positions. You see, when the Word of God is eliminated as the standard for life, people don't know right from wrong. Good becomes evil, evil becomes good. All because they have no standard to measure truth by. Just remember this: that the standard for right and wrong is the Word of God. --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | The prosecutor drops charges against 'Rick and Morty' co-creator Justin Roland |
| Garabandal 03/22/23 10:36:49 PM #2 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80387572 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80387691 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80387540 --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | It really sucks Jimmy neutron was cancelled for being so racist |
| Garabandal 03/22/23 10:24:00 PM #10 | I can't believe the things Hugh Neutron got away with saying in that show. --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | Creationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted |
| Garabandal 03/22/23 9:59:02 PM #21 | https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=1038 --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | Creationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted |
| Garabandal 03/22/23 4:32:08 PM #17 | BurmesePenguin posted... https://youtu.be/sl-JprqaVGwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMq5Xq_svW8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_j3qzKkkT0 --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | Creationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted |
| Garabandal 03/22/23 1:59:27 PM #13 | Shishiwakamaru posted... I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my bladeCare to do battle? Didn't think so. --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | 6ix9ine got jumped at LA Fitness |
| Garabandal 03/22/23 1:51:38 PM #130 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] I think its SMAL --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | Dick Van **** Crashes Car into Gate in Malibu, Suffers Injuries |
| Garabandal 03/22/23 1:40:14 PM #13 | Hope he turns out okay --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
| Topic | Creationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted |
| Garabandal 03/22/23 1:20:51 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfYR8EH-yo And that Big Science doesn't want you to know that. --- I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. |
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