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this bed is on fire with passionate love, the neighbors complain about the noises above, but she only sings when shes on top

if u die in shadowlands u die in real life

CT is a timeless classic
earthbound was never very good. it was unique and novel in the 90s, and increasingly irrelevant every decade thereafter until every indie dev started fellating it for a good 3-5 years in the early 2010s

no one knows what it means but its provocative
gets the people going

Seaman_Prime posted...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVFd46qABi0

bruh that dude looks like hispanic chris chan
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/9/AADGjTAADwSR.jpg

when i die and go to heaven and see god, im gonna say SHIT

escaping an attempted kidnapping
was at an outlet mall with my parents when i was idk 8 or so. i was bored as shit and being a little dickhead, and kept wandering away from my mom. some man and woman came up and the guy said he'd been waiting for me for a really long time and tried to walk out of the store with me and wouldn't let go when i tried to pull away. i started screaming and i guess he lost his nerve and i got away

dont remember
i skipped more high school than i attended and if i was there, i was typically sleeping
no teachers or administrators gave me any shit tho cause i had the fourth highest gpa in a class of 700 kids

long duck penis

https://youtu.be/cbg4lUZoW0s

https://youtu.be/lMbyDfvdxjM

https://youtu.be/3FRJDaDOfrM

give it some powerthirst
itll run like kenyans

i like flashy high ceiling low floor battle systems and the graphics were good

make the story more low stakes imo
jrpg gotta kill god tropes are so fuckin stale

when i drink tequila my butthole twitches

No. And if there are loose carts close to the cart exchange I'll typically throw those in the lot too.
Because why the hell not?

Oliver_Oliver posted...

Ummm... WHAT? Second-hand embarazada?!? Dude, embarazada means PREGNANCY. You are getting a lot of second hand PREGNANCY from this topic? Look, I'm no expert on the birds and the bees and those storks carrying babies and stuff, but I'm pretty damn certain that you can't get pregnant from a topic. I don't think topics can get you pregnant.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/7/AAZVFDAADvsv.png

i said what i said

microwave ice cream and drink it

getting a lot of second-hand embarazada from this topic

freddy got fingered

i was friends with one that had a really thick accent, but couldn't speak a word of it. picked up the accent from mom, but none of the language

on PC with mods is outstanding
i did a run about a year ago with double jump enabled for all classes and a slight run speed boost. made it play like a much slicker action game than vanilla

you put the pumpkin spice in the chili duh
we eat chili with cinnamon and chocolate in it year round here

bought a cordless nail gun, with an extra battery, and got a 3 year warranty on it.

it processed as two separate orders, the first was the nailer kit with the extra battery (one item package deal, not two separate items). and the second was the warranty.

i got an email on saturday saying it was coming early. waited all day, never came, so i checked the tracking and it said the item was undeliverable and that i would be issued a refund. so i said fuck it ill just buy one at lowes.

atm the refund hasn't been issued, but the warranty came so i requested a refund on that cause i have nothing to warranty.

my problem is, the extra battery just showed up and i have no order for it. what do?

lmao what

"Bang advertised its "Super Creatine" as being "20 times more effective at reaching the brain than other forms of creatine," and said its energy drink can "reverse [intellectual disability]" and help cure disorders like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's Disease."

is there any team mascot that doesnt look like shit someone pulled out of sid & marty kroffts dumpster?
what makes this one more terrible than the others?

they continually strayed further and further from what built up their reputation in the first place in an attempt to make EA guided mass market blockbusters