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| Topic | Old simpsons jokes you remember randomly |
| mustachedmystic 03/14/23 4:27:47 PM #447 | matteus70 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/7/AAQwHjAAD8ql.pngLisa: Its awful being a kid, no one listens to you. Grandpa: its rotten being old, no one listens to you! Homer: Im a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are! --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | What do you think of this Washer & Dryer? |
| mustachedmystic 03/14/23 12:49:40 PM #6 | Does the washer have an agitator? --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Apparently people can be jackasses so long as their hearts in the right place. |
| mustachedmystic 03/14/23 6:58:26 AM #7 | Slightly behind and to the left of the sternum? --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Old simpsons jokes you remember randomly |
| mustachedmystic 03/14/23 6:55:39 AM #435 | Oh, sure, now hes just a little boy, stealing little toys. But someday, hell be a grown man, stealing stadiums, and, . . . quarries. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | 12 year old girl banned from Atlanta Walmart for eating a sucker without paying |
| mustachedmystic 03/14/23 6:55:08 AM #87 | hockeybub89 posted... "But but the principle! If she's willing to steal one thing, she'll be carjacking by the time she's 16!"Oh, sure, now hes just a little boy, stealing little toys. But someday, hell be a grown man, stealing stadiums, and, . . . quarries. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Is it wrong to stare at a woman's boobs? |
| mustachedmystic 03/14/23 4:12:45 AM #32 | https://youtube.com/watch?v=HYNsjf8f0E0&feature=shares New black intern, kick it! https://youtube.com/watch?v=3MwJONj7HIM&feature=shares --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Is it wrong to stare at a woman's boobs? |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 10:52:25 PM #5 | Its wrong to stare at any part of anyone. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Would you say tipping 15% in restaurants is fair? |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 10:36:48 PM #11 | R1masher posted... I dont tip, Im boycotting until they get paid a fair wageSo, you protest the underpayment of employees, by contributing to their underpayment? Edit: Or, do you mean you are boycotting by not eating out? --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | 12 year old girl banned from Atlanta Walmart for eating a sucker without paying |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 10:28:58 PM #64 | Letron_James posted... It's one family and they're Walmart. There's probably more to the story than her simply just eating a suckerIts not unusual for large bureaucracies(governmental, or corporate) to overemphasize the letter of the law over the spirit. It wouldnt surprise me if there is no more to the story than is let on. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | There's no way Jake survives long after the events of Training Day, eh? |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 9:30:54 PM #5 | I didnt know you liked to get wet. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | You guys remember the one where somebody interrupts Kramer |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 9:29:26 PM #6 | Do you remember the one where someone says repeatedly says the N word, and people are still talking about it like 10 years later, like it matters? --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Your reaction: I gave you two years to stop an advanced intelligence from taking |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 9:09:06 PM #3 | If it wastes its time taking over this place, I cant imagine its really all that advanced. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Is there going to be a crash? |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 8:55:47 PM #10 | One relatively small bank crashes and people say its gonna be like 2008, or worse? The sky is falling! --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | 12 year old girl banned from Atlanta Walmart for eating a sucker without paying |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 7:06:12 PM #14 | I was caught shoplifting from the grocery store near my house when I was 12 and they told me the same thing. I avoided going it for a while, but I eventually started going there again. I still do my grocery shopping there once or twice a week. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Super Mario run is $5 |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 7:01:58 PM #20 | I played it for about 5 minutes back in 2019. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Would it be better to travel to the US during June or July? |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 6:16:27 PM #6 | Weather wise, you are a little less likely to encounter uncomfortable heat in June. Other than that, I cant think of any reasons it would make any difference. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Best Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 105 |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 5:58:37 PM #3 | As great as Frank is, I couldnt possibly vote against Bart. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Post a song you hate to admit that you LIKE. |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 2:00:59 PM #14 | I never would of imagined that I would ever like a Paramore song, but there is something about this one. Paramore - This Is Why https://youtube.com/watch?v=xIYJ7VaSxYY&feature=shares --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Which CEuser would you choose to help you win dis $300 pizza challenge? |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 1:50:41 PM #12 | Ive got a really big appetite. Assuming my partner has the same, I guarantee we could finish it. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Would you drink this? |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 1:30:11 PM #8 | Im a little lad who loves berries and cream! https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ryjpbd4D4bg&feature=shares --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Do you know who The Monkees were? |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 12:17:18 PM #11 | s0nicfan posted... Weren't they that band where it was eventually revealed that they were all lip syncing and they weren't real musicians or something?Actually, the opposite is closer the truth, they started out as the main cast of a show meant to capitalize on the popularity of The Beatles. And, iirc, they didnt even know how to play their instruments at first, but they learned, and even became pretty good songwriters to boot. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Best Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 104 |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 11:33:36 AM #20 | K181 posted... Milhouse has about as many good episodes as Bob despite being in hundreds more than him. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | My eye is doing this really weird twitchy thing. |
| mustachedmystic 03/13/23 10:51:25 AM #20 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Fuck, I clogged the toilet |
| mustachedmystic 03/12/23 11:21:22 PM #24 | Timmyjinkle posted... How small is the soil pipe in the US? Or rather how big are your feces that you block it?The trap in the body of the toilet gets clogged, not the pipe its connected to. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Fuck, I clogged the toilet |
| mustachedmystic 03/12/23 3:35:26 PM #13 | I have clogged my toilet many times, and my accordion plunger never failed to work. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Fuck, I clogged the toilet |
| mustachedmystic 03/12/23 3:26:45 PM #8 | What kind of plunger do you have? Bel, or accordion? Accordion plungers work much better than bell. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/5/AAS9KjAAERV1.jpg --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | How do you people find stuff to eat during the day? |
| mustachedmystic 03/12/23 11:01:27 AM #29 | I dont snack. I eat once, maybe twice a day. Humans didnt evolve with an abundance of food. Its not healthy to be eating all the time. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | mcdonald's food or chinese food to full your stomach? |
| mustachedmystic 03/12/23 10:57:20 AM #4 | Shotgunnova posted... I'd rather have good Chinese food, yeah.I dont know TCs exact intentions, he should have been more specific. It if he meant good, authentic Chinese, the choice would be obvious. So, I gotta assume he meant Americanized strip mall Chinese, or Panda Express. I voted Chinese. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | do you still use cash? |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 8:50:31 PM #10 | Tell dem dey are a cashier, not a cardier. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | What's the best snack? |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 8:47:37 PM #10 | I discovered these on a road trip last year. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/8/AAS9KjAAERMW.jpg --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Hey Murray, how about another joke? |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 8:45:02 PM #3 | Murray! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/2/AAS9KjAAERMQ.jpg --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Its hard to impress hot florida women when dey can do DIS |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 8:03:55 PM #16 | Shes taking h advantage of the fact that an alligator cannot attack something directly below it. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Would you prefer work, caring for the very young, or the very old? |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 7:16:51 PM #4 | Easy, Id rather take care of small children. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | The boy that met the world is running for Congress in California |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 6:33:38 PM #3 | I always thought of him as Boy Meets Hand, you know, cause Topanga didnt put out. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Are any of you going to watch The Oscars? |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 6:23:41 PM #4 | No --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | I want to date her |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 6:04:12 PM #5 | Intro2Logic posted... You can do better, vegyLOL, no he cant. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | I'm on day 6 of my intermittent fasting journey |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 4:44:10 PM #5 | most days, I only eat once, but sometimes I eat twice, usually within a 4 hour window. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | I'm on day 6 of my intermittent fasting journey |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 4:34:11 PM #2 | Theres all kinds of benefits to IF, Ive been doing it for 2 years now. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Do I have the best username or what |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 4:13:01 PM #4 | No, I do. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Are you a pedantic person? |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 4:12:13 PM #14 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
| Topic | Out of 6 films, how many Shrek movies have you seen? |
| mustachedmystic 03/11/23 2:23:04 PM #3 | Just the first. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? |
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