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TopicWhat is the BEST 3D platformer on the N64?
gasgpmo
03/23/23 4:12:58 PM
#24
BurmesePenguin posted...
Mario 64 is the defining platformer of the generation
Mario 64 had platforming?
TopicWhat's a way to work out your abs without killing your lower back with situps?
gasgpmo
03/23/23 2:41:03 PM
#15
DKBananaSlamma posted...
I've kinda just stopped so I don't exasperate it further
Exacerbate.
TopicFellas, is it GAY to enjoy SEX with a WOMAN??
gasgpmo
03/22/23 9:10:24 PM
#38
Ivynn posted...
That's not a CE meme, that's an old joke that goes back decades at least.
Didn't know there was another one.
TopicFellas, is it GAY to enjoy SEX with a WOMAN??
gasgpmo
03/22/23 1:54:34 PM
#14
David1988 posted...
also someone remind me how the key and lock old CE meme goes
Good lock only opens for one specific key.
Good key opens any lock, no matter how good the lock is.

Then you just ignore the obvious logical conflict, and also ignore how lockpicking is generally seen as a bad thing, and how the metaphor implies that sex is a commodity to be owned, and how it pits men and women against each other, and so on.
TopicFellas, is it GAY to enjoy SEX with a WOMAN??
gasgpmo
03/22/23 1:42:14 PM
#10
Having sex with women is a slippery slope. Enjoy it too much, and you'll inevitably start having sex with men just to get your fix. Best thing to do is whip yourself any time you even begin to think about a woman. That way you'll stay sane.
Topic... what if I never get to be with a woman.
gasgpmo
03/22/23 1:38:34 PM
#20
RespectWomen posted...
lets help TC improve himself and find someone.
Hard to do that when he's being vague as hell.
TopicAlt Right Porn Star explains why she is voting for Trump in primary.
gasgpmo
03/22/23 1:30:38 PM
#26
Shadow_Don posted...
"Everyone was rocking under his leadership"

Once again maga dumbfucks rewrite history and ignore all of 2020.
Just change rocking to rioting.
Topic... what if I never get to be with a woman.
gasgpmo
03/22/23 1:25:24 PM
#14
Noumas posted...
Unless I make some serious changes the way my life is going I'll never know so much as the touch of a woman even.
I think you place too much of your self-worth on whether or not someone wants to do you.
TopicWhich would you rather date
gasgpmo
03/21/23 9:23:12 PM
#13
Can't deal with snoring. Don't know what mommy issues entails. Horse girl hopefully doesn't mean what it probably means.
TopicIntroducing Ubisoft Ghostwriter
gasgpmo
03/21/23 9:20:23 PM
#10
KFHEWUI posted...
See how our teams will use AI to handle repetitive tasks
Soon we'll have AI's that can handle playing Ubisoft games.
TopicWho sang it best: Killing Me Softly
gasgpmo
03/21/23 9:11:51 PM
#16
brestugo posted...
The real smoke is over whether Roberta Flack or the Fugees version is better.

TopicWhat is the BEST 3D platformer on the N64?
gasgpmo
03/21/23 7:49:50 PM
#5
Rayman 2: The Great Escape
TopicDo you ever blame god when bad things happen to you?
gasgpmo
03/21/23 7:47:18 PM
#4
No, that guy's never had anything to do with me.
TopicIntroducing Ubisoft Ghostwriter
gasgpmo
03/21/23 7:36:59 PM
#4
Might as well get it to write the rest of the formulaic story.
TopicOne of the worst bits of gaming culture is being highly critical of everything
gasgpmo
03/21/23 7:15:22 PM
#21
ViewtifulJoe posted...
Blind faith and mindless hype still outweighs the criticism so it can't matter that much.

TopicIs Chrono Trigger really that good
gasgpmo
03/21/23 6:51:08 PM
#13
Nukazie posted...
it's like playing a jrpg but it isnt shit

TopicAccording to wikipedia 'doner'* is just a cooking style for roasting meat.
gasgpmo
03/21/23 6:50:50 PM
#3
Asking the real questions.
TopicLiberals are striving to change Canada's very nature
gasgpmo
03/21/23 6:49:54 PM
#18
BurmesePenguin posted...
Why does that article read like an angry partisan shitting his pants?
Well, let's see.
The Calgary Herald is a daily newspaper published in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Publication began in 1883 as The Calgary Herald, Mining and Ranche Advocate, and General Advertiser. It is owned by the Postmedia Network.

In November 2019, Postmedia announced[22] that 66% of its shares were now owned by Chatham Asset Management, an American media conglomerate which owns American Media, Inc., and is known for its close ties to the Republican party.[23]
TopicWhy is there so much fucking sugar in a lot of drinks? >_>
gasgpmo
03/21/23 6:05:19 PM
#24
zombody posted...
Please suggest drinks that are good that dont have tons of sugar or sweetener!
Water, tea, coffee.
TopicWhy is there so much fucking sugar in a lot of drinks? >_>
gasgpmo
03/21/23 12:44:01 PM
#11
Because it's addictive, thus making you more likely to continue buying it.
DKBananaSlamma posted...
it only has like 24g.
A typical sugar cube is 4 grams. That chocolate bar "only" has 6 sugar cubes worth, or about 6 tea spoons worth of sugar.
TopicWoman talking about another woman being condescending: 'stop mansplaining me'
gasgpmo
03/21/23 12:36:58 PM
#14
Doesn't seem like a big deal to me. The word they're looking for is "patronizing", the root of patron/patronus is "pater", i.e. father. Mansplaining is just the modern equivalent of that.
TopicApparently, aliens are supposed to come destroy Earth on the 23rd
gasgpmo
03/21/23 8:45:43 AM
#8
Good, sounds cool.
TopicIs Total War the best game for playing LotR/GoT style battles?
gasgpmo
03/20/23 10:39:34 AM
#5
There are LotR total conversion mods for Medieval 2 and maybe some of the other games, so yes.
TopicSo we've officially stopped giving a fuck about COVID, right?
gasgpmo
03/19/23 7:22:06 PM
#37
I got it a few months ago. Was easily the worst sickness I've ever had. I was completely bedridden for two days, had no energy to do anything but sleep, and any time I moved slightly in bed it was basically total body pain. Couldn't eat day one, ate a little on day two. Lost 5-10 pounds. Missed an entire week of work, even if I hadn't been contagious there was no way I had the strength to actually do anything.

Just the flu though.
TopicC/D Money=Happiness
gasgpmo
03/18/23 8:29:52 PM
#3
Unless you're talking about having enough money to never have to work, then D.
TopicDon't tell women you watch Attack on Titan
gasgpmo
03/18/23 7:35:16 PM
#17
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Don't watch anime in general.
Topicwaitress asked for my number at the mexican restaurant and idk what to do
gasgpmo
03/18/23 6:22:51 PM
#10
ArsGoetia posted...
tf do i do if this chick calls me? i dont even remember what she looks like lmao
Just go back to the restaurant before she calls, and then ask her out.
TopicAny other cool underwater games like the Endless Ocean games for the Wii?
gasgpmo
03/18/23 9:23:55 AM
#2
Subnautica
TopicDrew Barrymore defends Hugh Grant after Twitter came for him
gasgpmo
03/17/23 9:12:59 PM
#9
She asked him what it was like to be in a movie that he was in for 3 seconds. He wasn't rude, but he should have been.
TopicYou drinking for St Patrick's Day today/tonight?
gasgpmo
03/17/23 1:21:15 PM
#14
I don't really drink, no.
TopicWhy do Seinfeld's friends not have jobs?
gasgpmo
03/16/23 10:25:28 PM
#16
Most of what Kramer eats comes from Jerry's apartment.
TopicI don't understand the love for Metal Gear Solid 2
gasgpmo
03/16/23 12:12:25 PM
#20
Good game, easily one of the most replayable Metal Gear games, but the story is overrated and the boss fights aren't the best. The VR missions in Substance have way too much copy-and-paste, it's more or less 100 missions that are repeated 5 times each.
TopicMy mom found my dildo last night
gasgpmo
03/13/23 9:04:29 PM
#45
MedeaLysistrata posted...
people will just ask what's in the box though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI
TopicMy mom found my dildo last night
gasgpmo
03/13/23 8:42:13 PM
#34
ellis123 posted...
The best part of waking up is the plug up in your butt.~
Not according to post 31.
TopicAnother reason millennials are getting ass cancer
gasgpmo
03/13/23 6:48:52 PM
#9
ellis123 posted...
Boomers caused the pollution/deregulation when they got in power so they didn't use the TP when they were in their developmental years like with millennials.
https://www.niehs.nih.gov/health/topics/agents/pfc/index.cfm
"Per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances (PFAS) are a large, complex group of synthetic chemicals that have been used in consumer products around the world since about the 1950s."
TopicAnother reason millennials are getting ass cancer
gasgpmo
03/13/23 6:34:46 PM
#6
Baby boomers don't use toilet paper?
TopicWhy is Wonder Woman ugly in the new Suicide Squad game
gasgpmo
03/13/23 5:29:12 PM
#70
She looks great from some angles, and her hair reminds me of The Boss from MGS3. Too bad I have no interest in this Suicide Squad game.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/1/AAZTMvAAERkx.jpg
TopicOk. I've discovered the best reason for a rewind feature in a video game.
gasgpmo
03/13/23 11:43:23 AM
#27
I don't use rewind in games, and if people want to use it more power to them. But people who use rewind every 10 seconds while playing a game, and then go on to say "the game sucks" are mega idiots.
TopicWhy is Wonder Woman ugly in the new Suicide Squad game
gasgpmo
03/13/23 11:24:00 AM
#29
Cobra1010 posted...
To be fair she looks better here than in those injustice fighting games.
Way better.
TopicWhy didn't Goku turn Super Saiyan earlier in the series? >_>
gasgpmo
03/13/23 8:54:49 AM
#27
Because DBZ is Toriyama basically making a story out of the gameplay of Dragon Warrior. You grind and level up and eventually get power creeped by the next area. Goku learns Super Saiyan at level 36 and got enough experience points during the battle with Frieza in order to hit that level and learn the move.
TopicI have beaten every NES Mega Man
gasgpmo
03/12/23 10:50:29 PM
#2
Backwards list.
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