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TopicIs it ok to body shame terrible people like Andrew Tate?
bladegash
01/23/23 12:00:18 PM
#2
Yes

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TopicRemember that you're always one image away from being a furry
bladegash
01/23/23 11:58:43 AM
#101
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


You and me baby we ain't nothing but mammals

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TopicHow am I realistically supposed to get dental care at this point?
bladegash
01/20/23 12:44:36 PM
#2
If you are unemployed, cant you get like medicare?

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TopicYou're browsing reddit when you randomly see your pic on a subreddit about
bladegash
01/17/23 10:28:39 PM
#3
Upvote

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TopicSay what you like about the South....
bladegash
01/16/23 6:29:16 PM
#22
The trick is to boil the tea before adding a pound of sugar, dont add sugar to cold tea.

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TopicCan A House Cat Tell The Difference Between Identical Twin Brothers?
bladegash
01/16/23 10:20:27 AM
#5
What if the twins use the same cologne?

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TopicHow do you feel about the e girl aesthetic
bladegash
01/15/23 8:59:27 PM
#76
Runeboggle posted...
Yes, from earlier in the topic.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/1/AAaaLFAAEFKZ.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/2/AAfFpMAAEFKu.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/3/AAfFpMAAEFKv.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/4/AAfFpMAAEFKw.jpg

Note to mods: F1NN5TER is not trans, he is a male crossdresser.

...as in... no girly boobs?


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TopicThe Eagles won all those games and yet they still aren't in the playoffs
bladegash
01/14/23 10:33:05 PM
#5
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Oh yeah? Well then where are they, smart guy?

okay i see whats going on here now


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TopicThe Eagles won all those games and yet they still aren't in the playoffs
bladegash
01/14/23 10:21:10 PM
#2
They are in the playoffs....?

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TopicLiterally cannot sleep. Wat do?
bladegash
01/14/23 1:20:04 PM
#22
FAQ-Checker posted...
Ive honestly never seen melatonin do shit. You might as well be popping Flintstone Vitamins to get to sleep. I tried melatonin with both my grandparents (one who had Alzheimers and we were desperate to get him to sleep) and it did less than nothing. I got my mom some melatonin tea and she said it kept her awake. So after pouring melatonin down three different people, I have yet to see a result.

some people that have abnormal work cycles have a hard time getting melatonin to work due to something involving the circadian rhythm. but the majority of people that claim it doesn't work either expect it to make you sleepy (its not a sedative, it's more of a boost to your natural melatonin output, ie you need to be laying down eyes closed with the lights out and not watching TV expecting it to knock you out) or they simply take too much, thinking more melatonin = more deep sleep, when in actuality too much melatonin causes something like rebound insomnia. you don't need to pop 2 or 3 capsules of 10mg or more the first time you try it. a single 3 or 5 mg is more than enough for most.

but i'm not a doctor, and this is not medical advice.

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TopicWho the hell marked the Vagina joke topic?
bladegash
01/14/23 12:02:59 PM
#2
But we don't want to offend the new or younger users...

All none of them...

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TopicHow do you get better at sex?
bladegash
01/14/23 11:29:38 AM
#12
Start by going down on her. Dont just lick the labia and the hole you insert into, but the bean up at the top. If you cant easily find the bean, grab the both sides of the top of the cooch and pull upwards, probably has what's called a clitoral hood. It reveals the magic bean.

Tongue punch the fuck out of that bean.

And you should find out if she wants to be the one in control. When you start the body slapping magic, ie after you flop out your hoggendogger and work it in, start talking. If she wants control, roll over and tell her that you want her to blow your mind or some dumb shit. If she just wants to be the one getting railed, then start telling her what to do, and work in a suplex. Submissives like wrestling moves.

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TopicI'm really scared of childbirth
bladegash
01/14/23 10:51:23 AM
#30
Water will break, trip to hospital, legal drugs, sneeze, leave with baby

That easy

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TopicLiterally cannot sleep. Wat do?
bladegash
01/12/23 9:25:20 PM
#11
Melatonin and masturbation

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TopicHow do you feel about the e girl aesthetic
bladegash
01/12/23 7:19:52 PM
#57
I was really into goth girls, still kinda am.

E-girl is basically nu-goth, except with playfulness and color instead of emotionless and black.

But yea I support the e-girl aesthetic.

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TopicEve was tempted by the "snake"
bladegash
01/12/23 6:37:38 PM
#9
Kim_Seong-a posted...
Adam's dick told her to eat a fruit, then Eve told Adam his dick talked to her?

And Adam went along with it?

Yea my wife does that shit in bed to me all the time.

"Lover bladegash, your dick just asked me to buy a new pair of shoes"

"Wtf?"

"Shhh..... Its saying if I make out with it that you'll make sure I get those shoes"

".....okay yea i heard him that time"

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TopicStop saying you don't remember. Instead say you don't recall
bladegash
01/12/23 3:51:41 PM
#3
Unable to retrieve recollection of event

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TopicIf you have sex with a woman and she has period next day can she get pregnant?
bladegash
01/11/23 10:50:28 PM
#19
Just trust her. Shes making perfect sense. Also, cant get double pregnant so no need to pull out anymore either.

This is true adulthood.

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TopicA green comet will appear in the night sky for the first time in 50,000 years
bladegash
01/10/23 8:21:05 PM
#15
Think I'll just wait for some enthusiast reddit photos to be posted taken from their $2million SuperDuperHD lasertron 9000 telescope cameras.

You know the ones that Nasa apparently hasnt even bothered to look at upgrading to for the past 50 years.

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TopicWhat happened to the best basketball player from your graduating class?
bladegash
01/10/23 12:13:21 AM
#23
Hes a pastor for some church now. Havent seen him since around graduation.

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Topichow attractive is this girl
bladegash
01/09/23 10:15:17 PM
#36
Solid 6

Weak 7

Depends on the day

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TopicDo you remember Lonely Girl 15?
bladegash
01/09/23 8:51:19 PM
#10
NeonTentacles posted...
I remember she said she faked it at the end or something.

The entire thing was scripted, she faked it from the very beginning.

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TopicWhich superhero could completely lose both legs
bladegash
01/09/23 5:34:43 PM
#6
Etna posted...
Professor X

/topic

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TopicWe're whalers on the moon. We carry a harpoon.
bladegash
01/09/23 4:52:00 PM
#4
Im from a black lagoon. I like to watch cartoons.

But there aint no cartoons about a black lagoon. I hope they make one soon.

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TopicI don't believe in you.
bladegash
01/08/23 2:43:54 PM
#3
Fuck I knew it

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TopicSo Fusion is about smashing atoms, fission is dividing
bladegash
01/08/23 2:35:24 PM
#2
Law of thermodynamics

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TopicFirst game that comes to mind when you hear the PS1 startup sound?
bladegash
01/08/23 12:04:35 AM
#21
Final fantasy vii

Though when i read the topic title I actually mentally played the ps2 sound and thought of onimusha 2 first.


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TopicEventually AI will get to the point where you can enter a script...
bladegash
01/07/23 8:20:53 PM
#2
Eventually sex dolls will replace sexual activity between humans, and the sex dolls will collect sperm from around the world, and the women will be able to choose what traits to be impregnated by their sex dolls with from the massive pool of male donors.

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TopicReasons why England is better than America
bladegash
01/07/23 4:09:28 PM
#23
UnholyMudcrab posted...
the demotivationals

They were the original and better formatted memes. Show some respect, kid

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TopicReasons why England is better than America
bladegash
01/07/23 3:12:21 PM
#10
False.

America has the hotter women by far. Just also the ugliest and largest too.

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TopicThat Velma show is bombing
bladegash
01/07/23 2:51:30 PM
#64
Daphne would be the only one that would even have a shot at having her own show.

And even then, only if they made her sexy.

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TopicThe perfect woman but she can get laid whenever she wants.
bladegash
01/07/23 12:41:45 PM
#2
I already lay the perfect woman whenever she wants

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TopicGladiator 2 is in the works! Paul Mescal as lead actor.
bladegash
01/07/23 12:00:28 PM
#11
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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TopicCane Toads so successful at evolution that the evolved to troll each other.
bladegash
01/06/23 10:42:28 PM
#3
Cane toad has no predators in australia?

Wtf australia is like nothing but predators

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TopicWoman goes viral after saying she dates men to abuse/dmg to humble them
bladegash
01/06/23 8:52:28 PM
#16
Jokes on you i didnt have a heart to break hah

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TopicTIL a local "shaman" is going to marry the princess of Norway
bladegash
01/05/23 7:56:07 PM
#8
The loss of polytheism was a mistake

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Topic1 year later: which is the better gimmick, terastilization or dynamax?
bladegash
01/05/23 10:36:26 AM
#7
Both trash, mega best

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TopicAre you taller than your father?
bladegash
01/05/23 10:33:42 AM
#5
Idk havent seen him since i was 4

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TopicDo you feel bad for the victims of the FTX crypto scandel?
bladegash
01/04/23 11:34:32 PM
#81
Bleuets posted...
I think the main thing is that financial institutions such as banks and credit unions are insured. Thats important because it protects your money in situations such as these.

so while people here are saying that what happened is fraud, these people that held their money in ftx did so knowing there was no insurance for it which in itself is a risky and as it turns out costly decision.

Id argue that it was not fraud, it was a risk they took and it unfortunately didnt work out for them. Not saying I dont feel bad, just saying that this wasnt exactly fraud as its being described as in this topic.

Exchanges arent insured bc the FDIC literally only insures fiat in a bank account. But exchanges are supposed to keep their holdings in a FDIC insured account, which FTX didnt do. Which is why its fraud.

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TopicWhy do couples sleep in the same bed?
bladegash
01/04/23 7:58:38 PM
#12
Cold winters come home from work late af tired not even horny just cold and dead and you get up under the covers and theres a FAT NEKKID HOT BUTT ready the be pressed against you really helps the sleep cycles no lie

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