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TopicB.C. naturopath banned from making fecal transplants for autistic kids
McMarbles
03/24/23 1:58:23 PM
#20
I always said holistic medicine came straight out of someones ass.

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Topic"Smoothe move, Ex-Lax!"
McMarbles
03/24/23 1:43:22 PM
#12
masterpug53 posted...
You did, just now. It was pretty smooth.
AWK-waaaaaaard!

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Topici give you a frog in a hat
McMarbles
03/24/23 1:42:31 PM
#6
M'r-
Tyranthraxus posted...
M'ribbit

...god dmmit

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TopicLittle Caesers Corn Cob Pizza
McMarbles
03/24/23 1:06:03 PM
#14
Yes, finally something to eat during the Coffin Flop marathon.

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TopicMark Zuckerberg has 3 kids... is that more than you?
McMarbles
03/24/23 12:52:21 PM
#6
Were they grown in pods?

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TopicThe Truth about American Police
McMarbles
03/24/23 12:51:38 PM
#4
*sideeye*


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TopicFroggos
McMarbles
03/23/23 10:26:48 PM
#56
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
https://youtu.be/GkKTg6tMgJo
Heckin fronkers

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TopicTommy Wiseau is back with a new movie and underwear
McMarbles
03/23/23 4:11:52 PM
#4
Questionmarktarius posted...
oh hai shahk
YOU"RE TEARING ME APAAAART with your teeth

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TopicCreationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
McMarbles
03/23/23 4:05:20 PM
#34
Yeah, I saw this documentary. Did you also know people used to use elephants as showers and drive cars with their feet?

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TopicAnother actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol.
McMarbles
03/22/23 11:49:48 AM
#5
I heard it was actually her Cory Hotline habit.
Haha, remember 900 numbers? I do because I'm old.

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TopicIf Hank Hill didn't bathe he would be
McMarbles
03/21/23 3:14:27 PM
#6
If Hank Hill was pathetic he'd be Hank Bill.

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TopicBumble app has pronouns you NEVER knew existed.
McMarbles
03/21/23 3:02:00 PM
#186
Man, if some blue hair somehow got in here people would start spontaneously combusting.

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TopicBumble app has pronouns you NEVER knew existed.
McMarbles
03/21/23 10:10:57 AM
#47
s0nicfan posted...
They're shorthand for "I'm desperate for attention"

.!.
Guess what thats shorthand for.

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TopicIts kinda weird that Arnold has a canonically football shaped head
McMarbles
03/21/23 9:15:45 AM
#21
Point of order: his head actually looks more like a taco.

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TopicThere's pandering, and then there's *pandering*
McMarbles
03/21/23 8:29:21 AM
#14
Tyranthraxus posted...
"I'm a rich fuck but I identify as a poor dude" ~ Ron DeSantis
Literally one joke.

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TopicCan animals be trans?
McMarbles
03/20/23 9:47:21 PM
#40
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Not a bait topic. I'm genuinely curious.
Yes. Mollusks and amphibians especially.

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TopicThe Boomerfication of Gen Z??
McMarbles
03/20/23 7:01:21 PM
#26
I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what Im with isnt it. And whats it seems weird and scary.

Itll happen to you.

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TopicAlt Right Chris Rock calls lawmakers 'stupid' for wanting Trump arrested
McMarbles
03/20/23 2:09:09 PM
#6
Will Smith did nothing wrong.

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TopicSkittles could be banned in California
McMarbles
03/20/23 8:47:31 AM
#39
Some conservaderp probably: Lets eat sunscreen to pwn the libs

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TopicIs Toxic Femininity a thing?
McMarbles
03/20/23 8:16:40 AM
#34
MaxEffingBemis posted...
Can I get an example of toxic femininity? I need to know what were looking at here before I make the call
JK Rowling

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TopicWhat is the most unfair sexual double standard that still exists?
McMarbles
03/19/23 1:54:06 PM
#10
Man is promiscuous: stud
Woman is promiscuous: slut

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TopicWhere did you learn to fly?
McMarbles
03/19/23 1:50:40 PM
#19
I threw myself at the ground and missed.

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TopicMemes #35
McMarbles
03/19/23 11:18:58 AM
#340
Florida man goes on homicidal rampage armed with mules jawbone

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TopicDon't tell women you watch Attack on Titan
McMarbles
03/18/23 7:39:34 PM
#18
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
That's my dating tip for today.
Im sure thats what did it.

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TopicJacques is apparently returning to The Simpsons tomorrow
McMarbles
03/18/23 6:51:16 PM
#50
Have no fears, they have asspulls for years

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TopicTrump himself says he expects to be arrested on tuesday, calls for protests
McMarbles
03/18/23 6:49:39 PM
#91
ZMythos posted...
Too bad it'll probably be for financial crimes and not for, y'know, *gestures at all the fascism*.
They got Capone on tax evasion. Ill take it.

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TopicPeople are legit throwing down $500+ for nosebleeds for Taylor Swift.
McMarbles
03/18/23 6:48:26 PM
#6
Whats their CE screen name?

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Topic"Not everyone agrees with you on LGBT people or abortion"
McMarbles
03/18/23 5:34:03 PM
#46
1939: Look, we need to accept that some people have different opinions on whether Jews should be incinerated.

1861: Look, we need to accept that some people have different opinions on whether black people should be considered people or property.

It never ends.

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Topichow could they do this to ariel
McMarbles
03/18/23 5:25:57 PM
#22
AceMos posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYpg9uE0RrA

her fin has red on it now that ruins her character for ever her fin has always been solid green

if they want to change her fin they should make a new character instead

suspension of disbelief broken that a mermaid with a green tail could have red on her tail

yes this topic is sarcasm
This is REDSCALE UNERASURE

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TopicWas Pepe Le Pew really that rapey?
McMarbles
03/18/23 5:22:33 PM
#15
Mais non means mais non.

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TopicMemes #35
McMarbles
03/17/23 7:27:32 PM
#286
Heartomaton posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/0/AAcI8BAAESiU.jpg
(I become a bit of a gigglemug after your mom and I get tight as a boiled owl and she lets me put Cupid's kettle drums in my sauce-box.)
My favorite part of this meme was when it got the morbs and then it morbed all over the place.

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TopicMemes #35
McMarbles
03/17/23 9:30:46 AM
#269
CyricZ posted...
Okay I honestly think this is one of those "what's wrong with this picture" puzzles.

Big tip off for me was that it was night out the window and daytime out the door.
Also, the boy is wearing one boot and one slipper and carrots are growing on a stalk.

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TopicMemes #35
McMarbles
03/16/23 9:12:18 PM
#237
Heartomaton posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/5/AAcI8BAAESSx.jpg
Riiiide ze shoopuff?


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TopicWhat is your opinion on the word "woke"
McMarbles
03/16/23 3:36:41 PM
#40
It pretty much means ignore me.

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TopicRare Ben Shapiro W
McMarbles
03/16/23 12:25:14 PM
#6
Meanwhile republican state legislatures keep pushing to lower age of consent, but....

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Topiclatest DreamWorks Animation movie - Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken
McMarbles
03/16/23 12:23:28 PM
#6
So what you're saying is Dreamworks is going to... release the Kraken?

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TopicMemes #35
McMarbles
03/16/23 12:21:51 PM
#212
Jonkey Bong. It gets the job done.

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TopicMemes #35
McMarbles
03/15/23 6:57:23 PM
#188
Heartomaton posted...


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/2/AAcI8BAAESDG.jpg
Grunkle Fords glow-up is real.

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TopicMemes #35
McMarbles
03/15/23 6:52:39 PM
#187
Heartomaton posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/9/AAcI8BAAESCH.jpg
musta served in Operation Dessert Storm.

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Topic''Yikes'' triggering conservatives was a fun little arc.
McMarbles
03/15/23 6:47:52 PM
#59
Ooof.

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TopicOver the course of a normal week, how many different pairs of shoes do you eat?
McMarbles
03/15/23 1:33:55 PM
#2
You eat more than 0?

Be honest: are you someones dog?

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TopicDo any of you shop at Family Dollar or Dollar General?
McMarbles
03/14/23 11:57:32 PM
#2
We have Dollar Tree around here.

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TopicBernie being the real bro
McMarbles
03/14/23 2:22:52 PM
#39
wanderingshade posted...
It was Hillary's time okay!

I really wish they wouldn't have pushed the woman with the most possible political baggage as the person they wanted to be first female president.
Why does everyone forget this was a vote?

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TopicWhy is Wonder Woman ugly in the new Suicide Squad game
McMarbles
03/14/23 2:16:45 PM
#137
gildedwings posted...
Rather not get laid if that's my only option.
Dont worry, you wont be.

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TopicMemes #35
McMarbles
03/14/23 2:12:05 PM
#148
YugiNoob posted...


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/3/AAPV5JAAEEQd.jpg

THANKS I HATE IT

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TopicYou are able to switch genders for 24 hours.
McMarbles
03/13/23 10:32:09 PM
#10
SrRd_RacinG posted...
What do you do?
Nothing I can repeat here.

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TopicWonder Woman director: "I give up"
McMarbles
03/13/23 9:36:25 PM
#40
DKBananaSlamma posted...
Fucking what
CE being gross and creepy as uzhe

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Topic69 karma
McMarbles
03/13/23 9:34:20 PM
#2
Niiiiice

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