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Topic$100k for every tooth you personally pull out, how much $ you making?
masterbarf
03/15/23 12:39:36 AM
#13
How much do four gold incisors cost?

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TopicDo you still wear a mask in public?
masterbarf
03/15/23 12:31:27 AM
#27
Vokrent posted...
If I'm sick


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TopicWhy is every fucking video game like 60-100 gb in storage space
masterbarf
03/14/23 2:19:35 PM
#4
AAA developers fill their games with a bunch of time wasting elements.

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TopicAnything mayo can do, ranch can do beteeeerrr
masterbarf
03/10/23 11:18:17 PM
#20
SMAP- posted...
Anything ketchup can do, mustard can do better than it
Wrong, because ketchup only has one function. And I'm not eating french fries with mustard.

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TopicBlinkyGoldfish is SUSPENDED
masterbarf
03/10/23 9:17:08 PM
#4
Original poster is stalking blink.

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TopicLast game you played and beverage you drank?
masterbarf
03/10/23 9:15:35 PM
#41
Chess; coffee.

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TopicI just stopped a furry pedophile from abducting a child... feels surreal.
masterbarf
03/10/23 8:31:13 PM
#473
IXI_Fission_IXI posted...
Yeah I have a bad habit of using junk words I shouldn't. Giving more details will dox myself but idc tbh, I rarely use this website anymore.

Heres the story and ill upload a text from the parents in a second.

https://ksltv.com/515931/utah-teens-family-thanks-nebraska-man-who-found-amber-alert-suspect/
Good job. And don't worry. Everybody here already knows you have a name and address. The specifics don't make a difference. Unless your name is Jeff; then you're fucked.

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TopicWhich sub-70 metacritic score game is your favorite of all time?
masterbarf
03/10/23 8:18:16 PM
#40
I don't want to look up my games, but metacritic scores don't reflect how good or bad games are to begin with.

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TopicWhat's the second best streaming service?
masterbarf
03/10/23 8:09:50 PM
#10
Amazon Prime is by far the best on that list. Even Tubi, ads and all, is a thousand times better than Disney, Hulu, and Netflix combined.

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TopicWhat's the second best streaming service?
masterbarf
03/10/23 8:08:02 PM
#8
accord posted...
Hate it all you want but netflix is still king.
Netflix's content is trash tier. Practically zero good movies or even good bad movies.

Also what does original poster think number one is? HBO? Criterion? Arrow?

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TopicCan someone explain the Mr. Beast hate? As an outsider who doesn't watch him
masterbarf
03/09/23 10:12:37 PM
#10
Zikten posted...
I have never watched any of his videos, but he is a rich guy who does publicity stunts
Chess.com has bots named after popular internet people. I don't recognize a single one of them out of the ten. But I think I saw somebody play chess named Mr. Beast.

Is this the guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUps1qgnoUU&t=1633s

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TopicCan someone explain the Mr. Beast hate? As an outsider who doesn't watch him
masterbarf
03/09/23 10:07:54 PM
#7
DKBananaSlamma posted...
Everytime I see a thumbnail he makes, I want to shove my fist through the screen
You know you can block channels? I do it all the time.

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TopicCan someone explain the Mr. Beast hate? As an outsider who doesn't watch him
masterbarf
03/09/23 10:00:18 PM
#2
Is that the guy who's beating every n64 game and I do mean all of them?
Or is it the guy who can't win a chess game against just a couple pieces?

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TopicWill Smith mad at Netflix for airing "distasteful" comedy special.
masterbarf
03/09/23 6:29:05 PM
#104
Is he not familiar with how comedians deal with hecklers? Being irreverent is kind of integral to comedy.

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TopicYou gotta respect George R.R. Martin
masterbarf
03/07/23 2:19:11 PM
#22
His writing is poor.

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Topicwhen a user blocks you do you consider it a sign of victory?
masterbarf
03/07/23 2:18:08 PM
#5
Never give it a thought.

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TopicWho is the most attractive celebrity lady these days?
masterbarf
03/06/23 9:08:34 PM
#12
I haven't watched a TV show or many new movies in a long time, but I do like Anya Taylor-Joy.

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TopicHow many times have you used an app food delivery service?
masterbarf
03/06/23 7:44:45 PM
#17
It's just too easy to make ribs appear at my door.

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TopicWhat's your favorite username here?
masterbarf
03/06/23 7:43:46 PM
#88
Capital letters are as bad as hyphens, numbers, and underscores.

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TopicIf you had a power level, what would it be?
masterbarf
03/06/23 12:04:49 AM
#14
11.

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TopicHonestly Chris Rock kinda sounded like a lil bitch in that special
masterbarf
03/06/23 12:02:39 AM
#23
Is this going to be another "jokes about blank are never funny" topic?

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TopicHonestly Chris Rock kinda sounded like a lil bitch in that special
masterbarf
03/06/23 12:01:28 AM
#22
"lil"?

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TopicNew Diablo 3 season, who's playing?
masterbarf
03/05/23 8:53:06 PM
#106
VampireCoyote posted...
in what way??
Firstly, I like that R has convenient stash systems and things like being able to refresh gambling screen with one click.

My main problem with R is the art. LOD's art is consistently very good. R's art is all over the place. Some things look really cool and some things look really bad.

But there are small changes I really dislike such charms that break immunity. It defeats the purpose of immunity. Immunity is a basic challenge that the player has to figure out how to overcome. They can allocate points to another tree or use a mercenary. I'm also against anything that makes acquiring items or experience easier such as Terror Zones. The seemingly unobtainable nature of certain things is what makes the game rewarding. I also think having a mix of weaker and stronger builds, and everything in beween provides more interesting gameplay and gaming environment. I've heard Blizzard is trying to balance different builds. I simply don't see how that adds anything positive to the game. However I'm not against making useless skills useful. Charged Bolt and Nova are cool spells. I wouldn't mind there being some use for skills like that.

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TopicNew Diablo 3 season, who's playing?
masterbarf
03/05/23 7:18:46 PM
#97
sabin017 posted...
D2R > D3
D2LOD > D2R

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TopicRISEofCHRISTIAN is WARNED!
masterbarf
03/05/23 7:15:49 PM
#11
Stop stalking ramdoms on the internet.

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Topicis there anything inherently wrong wit incest?
masterbarf
03/04/23 4:04:01 AM
#6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1F-IRMeWA

The poor guy at the end of the line. Just cursed by his bloodline and people are still today talking about shit he'd probably rather not be known about him.

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TopicDo you watch old, black and white films much?
masterbarf
03/04/23 3:59:08 AM
#53
Is there any good reason not to aside from just not watching movies in general? This is like asking if we watch lots of films with cars in them.

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TopicJeff from Community was a complete sociopath.
masterbarf
03/04/23 2:21:52 AM
#8
nexigrams posted...
Annie was crazy and hot but we really don't like to sexualize her.
this comment doesn't read at all.

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Topicwhy are coffee nerds so insufferable
masterbarf
03/03/23 12:34:23 PM
#66
Revelation34 posted...
What's the best coffee shop coffee?
Around here, Chocolate Fish and Temple.

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Topicwhy are coffee nerds so insufferable
masterbarf
03/02/23 1:32:10 AM
#64
Tom_Joad posted...
McDonald's coffee is really nasty to me. Still better than a Starbucks, though.
It's not at all good. But it doesn't have that burnt taste which seriously reminds me of mold. And it's there.

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TopicMichael B. Jordan gets interviewed by girl who called him corny in high school.
masterbarf
03/02/23 12:28:09 AM
#15
R1masher posted...
Who is this guy giving me his life story, Im out
Seriously. YouTube is filled with videos that should be like 30-90 seconds, that are instead filled with a bunch of shit that has no point. As soon as the first frame is anything but the clip it's guaranteed that entire channel is worth blocking.

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TopicI make $87k a year. Would I be stupid to rent a $1600 apartment?
masterbarf
03/01/23 6:27:19 PM
#14
Move up bro.

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TopicHow mad are you about the purple M&M?
masterbarf
03/01/23 6:21:35 PM
#16
Bishop_Hastur posted...
They need to bring back the tan M&M.
Low saturation is too risqu.

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TopicHow mad are you about the purple M&M?
masterbarf
03/01/23 5:54:23 PM
#7
Purple is one of my favorite colors. They should make a cyan M&M too.

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Topicwhy are coffee nerds so insufferable
masterbarf
03/01/23 5:52:39 PM
#53
I think Trader Joe's coffee is plenty good. It's also very affordable. I'd have to spend three times as much to get something noticeably better which isn't worth it for me. But it's always nice when I go to a restaurant that has really good coffee.

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Topicgas in scientific knowledge is evidence
masterbarf
02/28/23 10:33:30 PM
#15
Original poster likes em weird.

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TopicBest [adult swim] original
masterbarf
02/28/23 8:35:04 PM
#59
LELuMADuRUSTLED posted...
Post 21 did.
That was me.

LELuMADuRUSTLED posted...
It's great aside from the plot-advancing episodes. Those suck and don't feel like what the show should be. Unfortunately, they're most of the show.
The third season was definitely a departure. I thought it was interesting to see how the show's values manifested in a plot driven season. Overall, the show's purpose remained intact, and while a more traditional approach, for this show, it was experimental. I like the third season's style being part of the series. The stock market predicting algorithm is out there though.

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TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator.
masterbarf
02/28/23 1:22:27 AM
#133
o8y7qexwwcrno

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TopicMarge once again calls for 'national divorce' for Red and Blue States
masterbarf
02/27/23 11:31:22 PM
#48
__starsnostars posted...
Does she know who else wants peace? Ukrainians.
For real. How fucking stu... I know.

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Topicwhy are coffee nerds so insufferable
masterbarf
02/27/23 11:28:52 PM
#24
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Snore. Talk shit and double down when you're called out for it. This is the internet. It's not a place for sincerity and sensibility.

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Topic$250,000 -- but you can never have sex?
masterbarf
02/27/23 9:51:49 PM
#30
VampireCoyote posted...
Ill make more than that as a professional sex haver
That's some hilarity.

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Topicwhy are coffee nerds so insufferable
masterbarf
02/27/23 9:49:37 PM
#14
AloneIBreak posted...
V60
Isn't a Chemex much simpler?

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Topicwhy are coffee nerds so insufferable
masterbarf
02/27/23 9:42:39 PM
#10
Ivany2008 posted...
Coffee, like any other type of food/drink varies from brand to how it is prepared. It's why I get pissed off at people who say they don't like a certain flavor of chips because they had one brand and it wasn't to their liking. You may not like that brand, but each brand (Lays, Old Dutch, Ruffles) have their own flavor that you should try before tossing away the notion that you outright don't like something.
Yea. I imagine a lot of people buy Starbucks as their first coffee at a grocery store because of name recognition, try it, say "what the fuck", and become a tea drinker.

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Topicwhy are coffee nerds so insufferable
masterbarf
02/27/23 9:39:32 PM
#9
Slaya4 posted...
Am I going too hard?
Fuck no.

The lounge where I work has two boxes of coffee pods. One box is some brand I haven't bothered to remember. The other box is McDonalds. First day I go in there I assume that surely the first box is better than the McCafe. Tastes like total shit. Burnt as fuck. Next day I look at the boxes and I decide to pick the "light roast" from the first box. Fucking burnt. Just less. So light roast is basically quite over roasted and anything higher I just assume they mix the beans with charcoal or some shit.

Anywho McCafe is completely unremarkable, but it isn't burnt. Because shitty burnt coffee is so common, any coffee that doesn't have that flavor is automatically not bad in my mind.

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Topicwhy are coffee nerds so insufferable
masterbarf
02/27/23 9:20:15 PM
#5
It bothers me that there are people who think they hate coffee because they tried some over roasted, liquid ass. I seriously don't understand how so much of that is in stores.

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TopicMen dont need more than one pillow
masterbarf
02/27/23 9:10:57 PM
#39
I sleep on my stomach. I have no use for any pillow.

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TopicBest [adult swim] original
masterbarf
02/27/23 8:51:04 PM
#38
Joe Pera Talks with You is an all time great television show yet nobody else has mentioned it.

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