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24 years ago: my dad, when he was dying in hospital.

Heartomaton posted...

Long white whisker.

I think she's had highlights put in it.

MCU. No, Star Wars. No, hold on... MCU. Or maybe Star Wars.

Shit, I can't decide.

Just so long as she's only seeing one guy now we're together, and that guy is me, I don't care.

SHRlKE posted...

Is that Turkey?

Well, the Ottoman Empire, which covered a much wider territory than today's Republic of Turkey, but yes.

The Armenian people suffered equally catastrophic population losses, proportionally speaking, during the genocide of 1915-16. Out of a global population estimated very roughly at 3.9 million in 1896, of whom perhaps 1.5 million were living in the Ottoman Empire by 1915, only around 400,000 were left alive in the Empire by 1922. That's a demographic loss of more than a third of the entire people.

Poorly posted...

An assistant?

Ooohhh!

You do realise that the button is to cook your food for three minutes, not to send it three minutes into the future?

bluezero posted...

Imagine not having an ass butler

You mean a buttler.

That's not a boast that every CEman can make.

pinky0926 posted...

You guys are missing the point. It costs like 10k to put 1lb of anything into space. There's 269,000 tonnes of trash in our oceans. So how are you going to achieve this?

We find a way to secretly stick it underneath Chinese space vehicles when they're not looking and make China bear the cost.

It could work better in writing if it's in lower case.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Men can be attracted to older women but when give the choice of an older woman or a younger one, most will go for the younger one unless he is not looking to have children or he has a fetish.

To be honest, I've often thought it's the older men who have a "fetish" if they're attracted to much younger women.

Not that there's anything wrong with having a fetish, mind you, and I'm not one of those people who think that "ewwww" is legitimate grounds to ban older men from dating younger women.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

No most men, older men in their 40s, and 50s would rather have younger women as well which is why people hate when older men date women in their 20s, a perfect example is Leonardo DiCaprio.

That doesn't necessarily mean guys such as DiCaprio don't, or can't, find older women attractive too -- simply that they find women in their 20s more attractive. And at least some of that pull might be to do with guys in their 50s feeling younger themselves if they can parade around a younger woman on their arm. (Read: mid-life crisis.)

Don't get me wrong: it isn't compulsory (or at least, it shouldn't be) for anyone to like or dislike anyone or anything. It'd be stupid, not to say downright unreasonable, for us to expect (or demand!) that other people share our tastes and preferences. What I will say is that I'm glad I can find all kinds of women attractive -- all shapes and sizes, colours and creeds, younger and older -- because it's filled my life that much fuller with pleasures, temptations and opportunities.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

More like most men do not find older women physically attractive, its not some complicated answer.

Eh, many younger men, maybe.

Cider drunk is the worst kind of drunk there is, not least because it's like swallowing razor blades and you can feel a migraine coming on even before you start to get sleepy. Or maybe I'm just allergic.

Supaitwo posted...

Post 16 is still up.. What in the actual fuck mods?

Why wouldn't it be up? It seems fairly obvious the DL was trying to make some weird, gross, and utterly inappropriate joke in front of cameras and hundreds of witnesses, and not a genuine attempt to seduce or molest a young boy behind closed doors. The joke isn't defensible, and you'd think that if the Lama's on some level 10 wisdom then he'd surely know enough to steer a very wide berth around that brand of "humour"; but this seems to be a case of the higher the spiritual plane you're on, the more of a dumbass you are, rather than anything more sinister.

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LOL

It might lower property values, I guess.

One of the most enjoyable one-off nights of mattress-bashing I've ever spent in my life was with a woman whom I met on a Friday night in a hotel bar in London. She must have been 53 or 54, about twenty years older than me: old enough to be one of my mother's friends. She told me she was a former cop, had retired a year ago; if true, it was pretty obvious that she'd always kept up the work to stay fit and physically attractive ... presumably because she saw retirement as an opportunity to spend time hopping from one cock to another.

She was pure filth between the bedsheets. I don't know if men are just incredibly predictable (they probably are), but she seemed to know everything I wanted even before I did, and she definitely knew how to deliver.

wackyteen posted...

But as soon as I saw Leia, I was like "yeah that's horrendously fake" and broke every level of immersion I had

But wasn't that at the very end?

DuneMan posted...

Or you attack the Riverwood chicken.

They do love that chicken.

ManaYuka posted...

When the once is a blue moon girl is 18-22, your happy for the rest of the week. This is universal. 18-22 is the age you biologically want.

1. Wrong.
2. Wrong.
3. Wrong.

Stop telling me that what you want is what I want.

chelle posted...

Debating the cleanliness of adding lemons to cleaning products is a folly, because there is nothing organic in most cleaning products, as that would defeat the purpose.

Marketing probably figured that "fresh lemon scent!" sounded better than "fake lemon scent!"

Heartomaton posted...

If it influences your choices any, Jason Lee (Earl) hasn't been affiliated with the cult of scientology for some time now, but Ethan Suplee (Randy) still is.

Did it all start after Randy thought God had made him invincible?

Only time I couldn't look at the needle was when I was injected with a local anaesthetic in the head of my cock before I had a biopsy taken.

solosnake posted...

It makes it even weirder he did this in front of hundreds of people with cameras filming

If he'd done it in private behind closed doors, away from the eyes of hundreds of witnesses, it would be worse than just weird.

If you're only doing the barest minimum and you've no interest in doing anything beyond that, I'd say you're not finding any enjoyment in your job. So, try to find a job that does offer you at least a little enjoyment.

We spend so much of our lives at work. If you hate your job(s), it means you end up hating much of your life, and that's sad.

At least they didn't call it Poops.

Vegy posted...

Da best one can do is pay with cash and accidentally touch hands when she returns da change

But don't stroke her hand suggestively.

TheSavageDragon posted...

Judging from my experiences with recently immigrated Africans, they tend to be a lot more laid back in general.

In Nigeria, ambulance drivers are so laid back they drive to the funeral instead of the scene of the accident.

I've got one, but a lot of places refuse to accept it as valid just because I designed and printed it off myself.

A drive-by shooting needs a catchy chorus.

averagejoel posted...

I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I did that

She'd prefer it if the other girl didn't have a bird?

TheSavageDragon posted...

They're just words describing when a certain generation was born.

"Boomer" means people born during the baby boom post WWII. Born from aprox. 1946-1965
Gen X are the ones born from aprox. 1965-1980. The people that were generally teens when MTV was a cultural juggernaut.
Gen Y or Millennials are most of the people here. Those that experienced their teenage years around the turn of the millennium
Gen Z are the ones born around the turn of the millennium to about the early 2010s.

Does this mean the next generation will be Gen AC, like the next column after Z in an Excel spreadsheet?

We had the Summer of Love. Now it's time to Make America Hate Again.

Here's the only standard you'll ever need: Do I like it, or not?

If the answer's "yes", then the only standard you ought to care a crap about has been met.

Trumble posted...

The majority of them contribute nothing to society at this point. Many of them never really did. The worst part is how they whine about younger people not wanting to work and mooching off the system, when the proportion of younger people who do that is fairly low while the proportion of boomers who do that is close to 100%.

I feel like I've buried alive beneath an avalanche of hard statistical data.

SiO4 posted...

Bingo!! Props if you didn't have to look it up!!

Seventeen Seconds was one of the first albums I ever bought.

The girl was never there. It's always the same.

Pepys_Monster posted...

Uh...do you mean cognitive dissonance?

I do indeed. For some bizarre reason I must have had Cognizant, the IT services company, on my mind.

Weren't some of these the very same conservatives who claimed they were anti-vax because they'd never trust Big Pharma, on account of it being motivated purely by greed for corporate profit? The cognisant dissonance must have been mind-bending.

Whenever you get some spare time on your hands, you know what you're gonna get your hands on...

I can understand that you're concerned how your parents might react, because naturally, you're going to hope that your parents would continue to love you no matter what. But if you believe your parents will continue to love you, I don't think you need to worry quite so much about what aunts or cousins might think.

The Universal films established the cinematic iconography of Gothic horror: the ruined castle, the misty swamp, the insane scientist, the hunchbacked henchman...

Politics is about who has power over you (and others), how much power, and what kind of power.

Just try to avoid political tribalism and don't put your party loyalties above everything else.

Personally, I didn't feel quite so much entertained as ... undertained.

The first rule of CE Fight Club is: you do not bother to turn up for CE Fight Club.