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TopicWhy do people claim to hate meatloaf?
MrResetti
02/22/23 7:16:05 AM
#24
I prefer hamburger steak. Not big on the ketchup based glaze.

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TopicGot a leg cramp in da middle of da night wtf!!
MrResetti
02/22/23 7:15:15 AM
#2
Dehydrated?

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TopicWhich CEman is dis
MrResetti
02/22/23 7:14:10 AM
#10
Revelation34 posted...
Duckbear.

I doubt he lost that much weight

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TopicYou know, this looks like a Dino Crisis to me
MrResetti
02/22/23 7:12:11 AM
#5
Where's my paper, boy?

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TopicPutin claims it was West that "started the war"
MrResetti
02/21/23 8:45:23 PM
#3
Same rhetoric, different day.

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TopicI'm gonna need people to stop saying I have a fucking gimmick.
MrResetti
02/21/23 8:44:39 PM
#23
Does your girlfriend ever ask why you're posting on here so often?

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TopicIt's been a long time since did a "do you like this user" topics
MrResetti
02/21/23 8:38:23 PM
#5
I took the last piece

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TopicFind me a better Anime opening song.
MrResetti
02/21/23 8:37:06 PM
#10
Tank!

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TopicBelarus foreign minister died by suicide after meeting Putin's officials: report
MrResetti
02/21/23 8:36:02 PM
#2
So he purposely induced a heart attack?

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TopicMan, these 27" monitors are big.
MrResetti
02/21/23 8:24:45 PM
#4
Are you measuring from the top or bottom?

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TopicWhat are you doing with your tax return this year?
MrResetti
02/21/23 3:38:41 PM
#4
I bought a new washing machine today. The rest is in savings.

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TopicAn admin with 10 karma.
MrResetti
02/21/23 3:36:34 PM
#6

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TopicSo I have a question related to legality
MrResetti
02/21/23 3:33:21 PM
#2
Fuck off Lahey

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TopicWhy are people trying to say the GCN was a flop/people hated it?
MrResetti
02/21/23 2:10:00 PM
#30
It was the last console I enjoyed before PC took over my time

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TopicCOD to come to Nintendo for the next 10 years
MrResetti
02/21/23 1:58:45 PM
#10
CoD was on the Wii

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TopicAnyone else rocking quadruple Patagonia?
MrResetti
02/21/23 1:57:21 PM
#16
I've never been a fan of the Patagonia clad people who I went to school with in the mountains.

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TopicYOU are a Simpsons character now! (Seconds game.)
MrResetti
02/20/23 9:57:07 PM
#8
I can't drive 55
Because it only goes 38

Damn, Martin.

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TopicWhat color is this anime character's hair ?
MrResetti
02/20/23 9:51:21 PM
#4
Grey
Not to be mistaken with gray

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TopicWould you let Piper Perri be your valentine for 2023?
MrResetti
02/20/23 9:50:04 PM
#4
206

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TopicIf Canada has a maple leaf on its flag, what should America have on its flag?
MrResetti
02/20/23 9:49:03 PM
#6
Tobacco leaf

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TopicHuge explosion at a metal manufacturing plant in Bedford, Ohio. Mass casualties
MrResetti
02/20/23 9:30:20 PM
#23
Annual OSHA training module needs an update

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TopicThe Mexican grocery store is a good well kept secret
MrResetti
02/20/23 9:25:51 PM
#8
Super Compar

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TopicShouldn't Worf be less... klingon-y? *spoilers*
MrResetti
02/20/23 9:25:25 PM
#24
I must travel the gauntlet being poked by pain sticks

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TopicY'all ever call dollars "smacks"
MrResetti
02/20/23 9:24:26 PM
#4
Irony posted...
No and I would probably slap somebody if they did
Slap or smack?

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TopicY'all ever call dollars "smacks"
MrResetti
02/20/23 9:23:00 PM
#1
Or $mack a roon$?

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 84
MrResetti
02/20/23 8:35:56 PM
#8
The goggles do nothing

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TopicThe crypto people have a Gamecube graphics bridge in Brooklyn to sell you
MrResetti
02/20/23 8:35:23 PM
#16
I can smell a DanielfromSL video coming

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TopicI have a confession to make.
MrResetti
02/20/23 8:31:32 PM
#9
Guess you're not going on to someone new

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Topichow's it going?
MrResetti
02/19/23 7:34:27 AM
#2
Oh I forgot something, guess I'm going back the way I came

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TopicHow do you usually get a girl to leave after having sex with her?
MrResetti
02/16/23 11:04:39 PM
#4
Say "I love you"

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TopicMcDonald's has a Cardi B meal...
MrResetti
02/16/23 10:21:40 PM
#29
Her half of the meal is basically a happy meal
A regular cheeseburger and orange Hi C

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TopicWow people are ****
MrResetti
02/16/23 10:16:47 PM
#2
TC drinking the Bruce Juice

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TopicNew Jersey is a very unique state... do you like it?
MrResetti
02/16/23 9:53:52 PM
#8
I played a place called the Meat Locker in Montclair. It was in the middle of that 2014 polar vortex. The venue owners were allowing local homeless to use it as a shelter. They screamed at us while we were loading in because we were letting too much cold air in. One of them was a pretty good jazz drummer.


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TopicGotta get a colonoscopy in March.
MrResetti
02/16/23 9:28:12 PM
#11
Wow another "buy me dinner joke" how hilarious.

-every person who performs colonoscopies/endoscopies

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TopicGames where falling off a cliff isn't an instant death
MrResetti
02/16/23 7:39:26 PM
#9
Fallout with power armor

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TopicJonah Hill's kiss in You People was faked with CGI.
MrResetti
02/15/23 10:49:45 PM
#35
I wouldn't want to have to actually act to perform in any scene of that shitty movie.

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TopicSaudi Public Investment Fund increases it's stake in Nintendo to 7.08%
MrResetti
02/15/23 2:12:07 PM
#6
Mario joins the LIV tour

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TopicMy gf said she has a surprise planned for me tomorrow
MrResetti
02/13/23 7:45:43 PM
#3
Cuckolding

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TopicSECONDS GAME: Who will you be your CEvalentines dis year?
MrResetti
02/13/23 1:51:13 PM
#34
Lmao at the last ten seconds just being "oh shit Im out of current users"

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TopicOk, guys, I need help with a (married) girl.
MrResetti
02/13/23 1:48:15 PM
#19
I'm surprised the husband hasn't called you if she's talking to you for hours on end every single night

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TopicIt's "faze", not "phase".
MrResetti
02/11/23 8:40:17 PM
#8
Set fazers to stun

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TopicC/D: You have gone to vacations you didn't want to go to
MrResetti
02/11/23 8:39:28 PM
#12
D

We went odd places like Cleveland but they were always alright

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Topic$1,000,000, but you can never buy or be given alcohol again.
MrResetti
02/11/23 10:42:30 AM
#42
Guess I'd be home brewing

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TopicHave you ever seen a naked lady IRL
MrResetti
02/10/23 9:39:48 PM
#6
I thought I was going to but it ended up being some Canadian band

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