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Every year, same old Mets choke

I see my father naked pretty often, unfortunately he needs help sometimes to take a bath and that involves seeing him naked during those times

Depends, if the 34 year old is female then no. If it's a male then hell yes.

I never played the original nor any of the remakes

Some people like to dominate things they struggle with in the first run. And the like to experiment with these sort of things. It's kinda why I used GameShark codes on games that I already beaten. It's a fresh way to experience a game. Some people like that sort of thing and others don't see the point, if you don't get it then you don't get it. It's like asking someone why their taste buds like oranges over apples. There's no point in asking lol

Solar_Crimson posted...

Why won't your parents let you move away?

Maybe they need TC more than TC realizes. Either financially or for emotional support. Alot of people get extremely lonely when their children move away, or in this day and age you need everyone on the household to work just to maintain a roof over your heads.

We already have too many damn mices. Make a fucking parrot or something

They're not into discussing politics

It's sad how we're so obese that people are legitimately thinking that 230 isn't heavy. For fuck sakes you would still be on the heavy side even if you removed 50 pounds and weight 180 (as an average sized male)

Fad? It's a decade+ old term

Why does it even matter, most of you people have hidden alts so you're able to see the person who blocked you if you really want to lol

I'm about to be a first time uncle around October and they haven't been born yet and they already caused me some trouble lol

Just before my sister first told me that she was pregnant she gave me a little present, it was a box that had a shirt and small pieces of blue and pink paper. when I picked up the shirt out of the box two pieces of pink paper fell down to the ground. When I saw the shirt she gave me said "congratulations uncle" I put the pieces together and congratulated her on her pregnancy. Then I noticed the two pink paper on the ground that came from the box and made a joke "damn, it looks like you're getting twin girls huh? " then a few months later that exactly what happened to her. She's having twin girls and she's not exactly thrilled about having twins off the bat. I spoke it into existence >_>

Because honestly I don't try, and the main reason I don't try is mainly because of how much I was bullied during my childhood which made me not trust people at all. I still have issues trusting anyone these days and me being bullied is why I grew up without making any friends (nevermind having a relationship with someone) which made it hard for me to even know how to talk to people to this very day. The only "friend" I have today is a coworker who I only see during work and even then it took them years trying to talk to me just so I can be somewhat comfortable around them >_>

When I first played persona 5 i always thought it was weird how characters acted like nothing happened after getting into a relationship with them or how anyone stopped asking if you wanted to hang out with them after you get max friendship with them.

I would have, it was around 30 million a year for 15 years. With inflation that's going to look like a bargain for the Nats tbh

He could easily get more in the open market

WaterLink posted...

Mathematically speaking an average must exist

Average does exist but it's that no one really falls into it. There's no 2 penises in the world that has the same exact size. They could be different by 1/10000000th of a micrometer but they'll never be the same size. No one falls exactly on "average" size so if you fall below it then you're small and if you fall above it then you're big

At least @Kobe still exist even though the last time they logged in was in 2021

EricDraven59 posted...

Replika app might help you

Eh, maybe

I'm just in a dumb situation right now and I know I need to get over it sooner or later. Basically I only have one good friend in life and lately he's been with some girl for the past 3 months. Like obviously I'm happy for him and I don't want to get in between his happiness but it made the friendship more distant. We talk less, we hang out less, like the last few times we hung out he was on the phone with his girl about 60% of the time, and it feels like I have to work too damn hard to talk to him and I just feel like a third wheel at this point. As dumb as it sounds it feels like we're becoming less and less friends and more and more acquaintances and that shit bothers me. I've told him how I feel and while he's sympathetic and understands where I'm coming from, he can't just ignore her either and I agree with that. It's just that this situation sucks for me and idk what to do lol. like besides him I don't really talk to anyone else lol

and I'm literally in a conversation with it lol

and said that maybe their childhood would have went better if that was the case.

damn, i didn't know someone felt that way about me and I have no idea how to even respond to that. All I said afterwards was you had a rough childhood? Probably not the best way I could have responded to that though >_>

Eat More Beef posted...

Yeah, I'mma have to go on record and say that's fake. People bust out their phones that close to a potential shooter?

i don't know if it's fake or not but if it's real then I just assume all those people are part of the robbery themselves and are friends with the person holding the gun

is for sons to be named after their fathers? What's up with that?

Why does everyone always point fingers that no one helped. If the person is that crazy then who fucking knows what they could have on them. Seen stories of people stepping in to help only to get stabbed/shot afterwards and then die.

Eh, I always try to feel empathy for others. There's probably some mental thing going on for that person that we don't know about. Idk

When someone I like talked to me.

saw a coworker who i haven't seen in weeks show up to work and we talked for a bit, he missed time because he became a first time father recently (baby born on mother's day) and the baby is healthy and doing good. he showed me a picture of it and it looks adorable. i told him his congratulations and hoped that the baby grows up big and strong. we parted ways at this point to get back to work and it was all good at this point. then i overheard him talking about his baby to another coworker later on the day. she asked him "What is the baby's name?" he replies with "Onix with an i."

this mofo really named his child after a Pokemon. goddamn, like idk why i'm pissed off about this but i am. poor kid, literally named after a shitty pokemon.

Can the Mets actually do something this year? I don't care that they're off to a good start, they always do that and then die on June lol

... yeah lol

I don't understand how everyone is making a "Since I'm already poor and depressed give me the money" joke. People really value money over their own happiness?

Poor and happy tbh

I get like 3/4 different messages every day from different phone numbers about how my Citi card debit account has suspicious activities and how they blocked the account or some nonsense. But I don't even have a Citi card nor a debit account. I just want them to fuck off already lol

just curious, u lost any weight after starting this?

My GameFAQs password is nowhere that complex though

I'm 32 and I never had one either and honestly based on how my personality is I don't think I'll ever have one unless the girl in question shows extreme interest, is aggressive in showing it and I like her personality/trust her enough.

Like I know I'll never be aggressive enough to pursue anyone and ask people out on dates, that's just how I am.... plus I don't like people all that much/I have a hard time trusting anyone so having anyone out there that I like/trust is another challenge. It's why I grew up without friends and always alone. And honestly while there's a lot of good looking people out there I'm more interested if I'm compatible with them personally wise. Like just because you're a pretty face doesn't mean that I want to know you.

Like the closest I've ever gotten to having a girlfriend or a friend in general is when a coworker showed interest in me about 2 years ago (or at least I perceived it as interest) and since I lack the social skills and balls to ask her out I've been "trying" to get her to ask me out instead... it hasn't worked and while we remain friends to this day, our friendship lately has somewhat diminishing and it's because another coworker who got here like a few months ago has shown her all the interest I wish I could have shown her and obviously she's gravitating towards him and not me and it's killing me inside lol. And even with all that I'm too scared to do anything about it. Shit like this has me convinced that I'll be a loner forever and I have no one to blame but myself. I'm just too passive

AloneIBreak posted...

Its hard to accept that others accept you.

Yeah I definitely feel that, like for me I never had any friends growing up. I was always a loner in school and after high school I was a neet for with 0 social interactions with people outside of my family for about 6/7 years until my family forced me to get a job. So needless to say, I'm not very good with people so I have a hard time figuring out anyone lol. This job is the only social interaction I'll get and even though I've gotten better talking to other people over the years it still feels hard that the friends/acquaintances I've made at this job like/accept me. Like I'll be here thinking "why would they want to be friends with me" and I know I can't be doing that shit.

hsvhighlife posted...

you have low self esteem is why

well I've been told this ever since I could remember anything. All my reports cards when I was a wee lad basically said "good kid, but low self esteem" I need to fix that even though it's easier said than done. Honestly, I should really try cardio/light weight lighting again. Idk if there's any correlation but in the last few months I have been putting up some extra pounds and my negative feelings have grown stronger. Like I don't think I look bad or anything but idk if the extra weight is fucking up my mood or something. And I heard exercise (even light exercise) is great to boost your self esteem. Damn, after typing this out it made me want to exercise again lol

I feel as if I bother everyone I make contact with. Even though other people have made no mention that I'm bothering them I just keep getting this feeling that I'm bugging everyone all the time. I even told someone this and they even said that I don't bother them at all, and that in fact they want more of my company. Yet I'm always thinking some bullshit like "they're just saying that to be nice to me" or something. This is a weird feeling

Xette33 posted...

People who make fun of short men are usually absurdly short women.

Aren't other men responsible for making fun of smaller men?

DeadBankerDream posted...

I don't play games on conpumter.

Well, except Minesweep.

Well start to, it's easy to get a controller to work on it as well

I'm a minimum wage worker, the supervisors here mix your with you're and shorten words all the time.

Their last text to me was "where are u do you know your late" lol

idk if it was my favorite but i loved prankster liepard with assist in gen 5, it was so damn cheesy and evil lol

have a imposter ditto, have some pokemon that knew roar/whirlwind and have prankster liepard with the move assist.

use ditto to transform into the opposing trainer's hazard user (bonus if they had stealth rocks and spikes) and lay as many hazards as you can with the ditto then bring out the liepard and go to town with spamming prankster whirlwind until you win or pp ran out. no heavy duty boots to ruin your fun

this wasn't anywhere near as unbeatable since it couldn't do shit against magic bounce users... or magic guard users. and if the rare chance that your opponent doesn't have stealth rocks then your main source of damage is gone, but when you pull it off it's so damn evil, i loved it