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TopicMost forgettable pokemon from Gen 1 to 3?
Hambo the Hog
06/27/22 11:27:05 AM
#63
TheHoldSteady posted...
Chimeco is in one patch of grass in one game and it's a one percent encounter. It's almost impossible to find without a deliberate effort.
Bell boy was at least in Legends Arceus and was way easier to find lol. Also it was given a pre evo which is kinda notable.

Smeargle was actually really good until Smogon banned Baron Pass chaining and GF took Dark Void from it.
And they took away HMs ._.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMost forgettable pokemon from Gen 1 to 3?
Hambo the Hog
06/27/22 11:12:10 AM
#61
Ivany2008 posted...
Smeargle
Smeargle didn't master almost every move in the series including every HM move just so you could disrespect him this way. >:[

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMost forgettable pokemon from Gen 1 to 3?
Hambo the Hog
06/27/22 5:44:02 AM
#31
Huntail and gorebyss are probably the best candidates mentioned so far. It doesn't help that they were a pain in the ass to get and iirc you could only get one of their evolution items per playthrough, so you probably weren't going to have them both anyway.

Tropius is also pretty forgettable imo. It's a single stage mon and I don't remember any notable trainers using it. At least it's kinda cool though.

Also tyrogue. It's interesting in that it has branching evolution, but its design is blah and don't even think about it when the Hitmons come up.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI don't need it
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 8:54:35 PM
#7
Turbam posted...
His name is Carlos.
He came pre named.
You can't just rename a grown crab
Of course not. But you can nickname him Clawrlos.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSomething big will happen this week
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 5:46:02 PM
#3
Please no. We've had enough things happening the last few years. Can't we have a week off?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIm the main character of CE. How will you assist me in my Quest?
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 5:44:00 PM
#25
ViewtifulJoe posted...
No, this is bought to you by the same sadist who bought you Gulliver in Animal Crossing DS.
Uuuggghhhhhhh. Ya know I don't think I ever shot down Gulliver in Wild World. And certainly not for lack of playtime.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicC/D: This jazz instrumental from the '70s sounds like a Sonic track
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 5:37:45 PM
#7
There are little scraps of melody here and there that sound suitable for a Sanic casino zone, but a simple cover wouldn't really fix it. Playing it at 1.5x speed helps a little I think.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIm the main character of CE. How will you assist me in my Quest?
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 5:33:01 PM
#23
ViewtifulJoe posted...
Has to come from me.
God dammit this quest is bullshit. I swear I've checked that stupid beach like forty times and it's been empty every time. Does anyone know if you can soft reset to trigger the encounter?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicTopic flairs should be required or removed
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 5:18:20 PM
#4
Making them mandatory would be annoying because there would be too many borderline cases and then you'd have people derailing topics arguing about how they should have used a different flair. And there would be topics that don't fit any category but are still appropriate discussions for the board. As topic flairs are now though, they don't really do much.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIm the main character of CE. How will you assist me in my Quest?
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 5:02:07 PM
#19
ViewtifulJoe posted...
I have a 30% chance to spawn at the beach between 2am and 5am each day during the Summer. I have a 10% chance to tell you a hint that starts a convoluted sidequest.
Is the quest locked behind getting the hint from you or can you bypass the meeting by looking it up?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIm the main character of CE. How will you assist me in my Quest?
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 4:33:33 PM
#10
Smackems posted...
Done! Here is the 5g I started with when I woke upon the beach, and 3 seashells I picked up, possibly with residents still within!
Thank you for your patronage! Come peruse my now entirely sold out selection again sometime!

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIm the main character of CE. How will you assist me in my Quest?
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 4:29:03 PM
#4
I'll sell you a wooden sword and shield. Their stats are awful but you don't have the agility to flee the guaranteed battle ahead, so you'll need the sword bare minimum.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDo you make use of calorie counts on restaurant menus?
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 2:00:10 PM
#15
Carb counts are helpful for figuring out how much insulin to take with the meal. Idc about calories though.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicApe Escape.
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 1:51:34 AM
#24
Well I hope you're happy. The Galaxy Monkey theme and the melody from the opening/title screen/Crabby Beach are gonna be stuck in my head all night now.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicApe Escape.
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 1:32:14 AM
#20
Heartomaton posted...
Both! I loved that minigame and played the absolute shit out of it, and the BGM is an intrinsic part of that experience.
I never played much Galaxy Monkey to be honest. I was more of a Ski Kidz kid lol.

But yeah, the music is what would worry me about a remake. If they remixed the soundtrack and didn't do the originals justice, it would be an absolute tragedy.

Also I agree that the monkey bios were great. It was awesome reading about each monkey and watching them go about their day from afar.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicApe Escape.
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 1:21:40 AM
#14
Heartomaton posted...
Didn't want to edit that post, so it can stay looking the way it does.

Just wanted to add that any remake of Ape Escape 1 has to have Galaxy Monkey, otherwise I don't want it. Meaning I really do, and would buy it anyway, but I'd be really upset.
The track or the mini game? I love that track. But also it'd be a huge shame to lose the mini games. I loved the DDR game and the rope swinging game from the sequels.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicApe Escape.
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 1:12:51 AM
#8
When are we getting a remake trilogy like Spyro Reignited and Crash N Sane? :[

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDems should fund Yacht trips into international waters for Abortions
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 12:51:56 AM
#11
Halo478 posted...
international waters isnt out of state its not the us at all free for all out there
Same concept. If you can get away with charging people for leaving the state for a procedure, you can get away with charging people for leaving the country for the same procedure.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDems should fund Yacht trips into international waters for Abortions
Hambo the Hog
06/26/22 12:49:13 AM
#9
Halo478 posted...
i mean it gets around all the garbage ass chud republican bs laws and they cant do shit about it
They've certainly tried to do shit about it. Was it Texas that built in punishments for traveling out of state to get an abortion? Maybe I'm thinking of gender-affirming treatment. Anyway, the chud states are trying real hard to fuck people over even when they leave the state.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSo with the "spaced" usernames change next month
Hambo the Hog
06/25/22 11:06:52 PM
#10
According to the PM they sent to users with spaces, they'll consider clearing old inactive accounts if you wanna take their name. Still waiting to see about my name change since the name I wanna snag has zero karma and hasn't been logged in since it was created like 3 years ago.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPeak Twitch meta
Hambo the Hog
06/25/22 6:56:10 PM
#2
That's a nightmare to behold but also a hilarious thing to do.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSave That Nintendo Character (Nominations)
Hambo the Hog
06/25/22 5:14:42 PM
#13
Alolan Meowth (Pokemon)
Zelda (Zelda)
Rosalina (Mario)
Daisy (Mario)
Lucas (Smash Bros [okay fine, Mother, but he's just a Smash character outside of Japan])

And it's been nominated already, but just for good measure:

Lechonk (Pokemon)

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicYour favorite pokemon of each type
Hambo the Hog
06/25/22 4:34:33 PM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/4/AADHstAADYdW.jpg

This is an old one I made. Idk if they've added Lechonk to the list yet, but just pretend it's in there too.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWould you rather be the smartest or sexiest man ever?
Hambo the Hog
06/25/22 4:30:24 PM
#4
pauIie posted...
Himbo all day


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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHow do you feel about Channing Tatum?
Hambo the Hog
06/25/22 3:39:48 PM
#6
Him pretty.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd
Hambo the Hog
06/25/22 3:32:53 AM
#344
The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/6/AADHstAADYWC.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/4/AADHstAADYWA.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhat is the abortion status in your state?
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 10:33:09 PM
#17
There's a law banning it after a certain number of weeks and another older law banning it entirely or something like that, so no one really knows yet. At least that's how the local news described it. Apparently my city has said it won't go after anyone who gets an abortion though, so that's almost something to be optimistic about.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMemes 20.0
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 10:07:11 PM
#375
Dark, but apt.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGamefaqs wants to take away the space in my user name :(
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 9:39:19 PM
#117
MarcoRubio posted...
Suckers
'Tis better to have had spaces and lost them than to have never had spaces at all. v_v

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGamefaqs wants to take away the space in my user name :(
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 7:15:02 PM
#107
hockeybub89 posted...
I'm so sorry, Hambothehog

Oh god, typing that was disgusting
It looks disgusting.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGamefaqs wants to take away the space in my user name :(
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 6:18:00 PM
#85
eaglei3 posted...
We'll be making some pretty big changes this year, including at least one big one that you just might actually like, and we hope you'll continue to stick around for the next 27 years.
Holy shit I only just noticed how they phrased this. It's such cautious optimism lol.

Also RIP I N F E R N O. ._.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topickeeping his legacy alive :')
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 5:22:58 PM
#2
Either a huge disrespect or a loving tribute lol.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGamefaqs wants to take away the space in my user name :(
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 5:17:27 PM
#69
TomClark posted...
You've gotta go for LechonkTheHog, surely?
Aw snap you may be on to something. I also have a couple accounts elsewhere called SassyGayMeowth so I could try something like that (though I'm guessing "gay" isn't allowed in names). But I've already been signing drawings with Hambo and SassyGayMeowth is too long a signature.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGamefaqs wants to take away the space in my user name :(
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 4:54:00 PM
#64
Questionmarktarius posted...
Hamboner
I like it. That's definitely in the running.

NightRender posted...
HamboSpaceTheSpaceHog is 21 characters so I'm all out of ideas.
God DAMMIT that's so good too lol.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGamefaqs wants to take away the space in my user name :(
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 4:47:46 PM
#58
HamboButWithNoSpaces

HamboButAllOneWord

HamboMissesSpaces

WhereMahSpacesAt

I can't decide.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGamefaqs wants to take away the space in my user name :(
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 4:38:20 PM
#49
This is bullshit. I'm losing TWO whole spaces. I will never financially recover from this. >:[

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMemes 20.0
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 3:18:29 AM
#361
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/2/AADHstAADYGW.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/3/AADHstAADYGX.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 1:42:55 AM
#309
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/1/AADHstAADYFj.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/2/AADHstAADYFk.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/3/AADHstAADYFl.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/4/AADHstAADYFm.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCurrently playing Spyro 3.for the first time
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 1:30:03 AM
#17
Kircheis posted...
Now y'all are making me feel weird for liking Tree Tops. Felt so good to finally master that stage.
It's cuz you didn't play it as a kid. Spyro was literally the first game that I owned and beat and I never would have managed Tree Tops if I didn't have the strategy guide to look up the right routes lol.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCurrently playing Spyro 3.for the first time
Hambo the Hog
06/24/22 12:48:03 AM
#3
The skateboarding is awesome though. The first park is boring but I spent hours playing the second one as a kid.

P sure the first game was the best at the core gameplay though.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhich Pokemon best represents your Chinese zodiac sign?
Hambo the Hog
06/23/22 9:51:59 PM
#9
Metal Horse

The closest to a metal horse would be either Mudsdale or Zebstrika, but since there's also an earth element in the zodiac, I guess it'd be Zebstrika.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHow do they keep making the mobile UI uglier?
Hambo the Hog
06/23/22 9:20:38 PM
#2
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/3/AADHstAADYBh.jpg
But it's like a festive little candy cane!

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicKaren doesn't understand how franchising works /I don't work here lady
Hambo the Hog
06/23/22 8:33:13 PM
#6
Even if it had been the location where she did work, it's not like she'd be obligated to help when she isn't even on the clock. What, does Karen think the shop owns her or something?

Also holy shit at knocking over her drink. What an obnoxious piece of shit.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicfive favorite video game characters?
Hambo the Hog
06/23/22 8:12:04 PM
#13
Alolan Meowth
Lechonk
Zelda (BotW)
Rosalina
Amy Rose

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPokemon Legends is amazing, except the following pokemon suck
Hambo the Hog
06/23/22 4:52:31 PM
#10
ZMythos posted...
The traditional battle system would have not gelled nicely with this game. Too slow. I agree that multi vs. 1 battles could have benefitted from multi-hit moves, and I've missed a lot more often than the accuracy of my moves may imply (even outside of fog).
Yes, I'm glad we didn't get the traditional system. Agile and strong moves were a fun variation. But in multi battles specifically, it seems like turn order doesn't work right. You'll use a quick move, but instead of cutting ahead in the queue, you'll just delay your target's next move while the rest of the pack keeps using multiple moves before your next turn.

Idk, it's been a while since I've played and it's hard to explain. But yeah, give us multi hit moves or let us send out more pokeymans of our own. Waiting an hour for your next turn while five pokemon at half your level slowly chip away at your health is dumb.


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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
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