Lurker > McMarbles

Buy another jar of peanut butter, I guess. And change my locks, because obviously the current ones dont keep congresspeople out. Dont need Josh Gottheimer sneaking in to use my bathroom.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

https://images.app.goo.gl/V6QLMo2u9zuDxRzq9

You hate life, yourself, and everything.

https://images.app.goo.gl/domFHyizt14VvHux5

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pegusus123456 posted...

It's baffling to me that ya'll don't realize that tweet is making a joke about trans people rather than seriously arguing that Aerith is trans on that basis.

McMarbles posted...

Uh oh, Im hungry and sarcastic

I didnt think Id have to point this out, but here we are...

Uh oh, Im hungry and sarcastic. Should I start looking into hormone treatment?

Zero_Slash posted...

It really doesn't. Cloud isn't either of those things. That's just a fact.

True.

Hes clearly bi or maybe pan.

He had a career?

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Oh my god.

If you don't want the Disney stuff why would you even play a Kingdom Hearts game?

Punished_Blinx posted...

Tbh I thought Mars was American. It's very comparable to Snickers to me lol.

Mars is a multinational company with branches in the US and UK, and there are some weird differences between the brands between the two countries. For example, what's called a 3 Musketeers in the US is a Milky Way in the UK, while what the US calls a Milky Way is called a Mars Bar. Meanwhile, the US version of the Mars Bar was rebranded long ago and is now just a "Snickers with Almonds".

I dunno, seems like it'd be a rocky relationship.

*if you're white.

Might turn out different elsewise...

I think Chutes & Ladders might be more tailored to her... she might know how to count.

Unknown580 posted...

Not just them but minorities too

But what about my overwhelming need to act like Im above it all?

JimmyFraska posted...

You'll always be in the game and you'll never escape

Careful, dont impale yourself on that edge there.

dj1200 posted...

ranch is so fucking good on cheap pizza.

Tried it for the first time Sunday, now I hate myself for missing out for so long.

Dont acquire cattle, dude.

Disgaea overlord.

I heard thems good eatin.

The Wheelman1 posted...

So what to they suggest? Do they want kids to stop going to school due to their paranoia of pedophile teachers?

They do love ignorance.

RIP Summon Night Swordcraft Story

I thought the goal here was to give me a downside to having a million dollars.

averagejoel posted...

communism is a stateless, moneyless society based on communal ownership of the means of production; centered on the principle of "from each according to his ability; to each according to his need." can you name some historical examples of when that has been implemented?

That's exactly the point. It has not, and there's been no reason to believe it ever will... but this conveniently ignores that every time "not real" communism has been implemented, the goal was real communism. And proponents of communism always want to ignore why every time someone tries to implement communism, it comes out an oppressive, corrupt mess.

NeonOctopus posted...

I've never seen a game more overrated than Link to the Past

Dark Souls.

Solar_Crimson posted...

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1594069/russia-news-troop-raped-baby-sick-video-shared-clips

The article notes that he's done this to other children several times and also shared the videos online.

He was dumb enough to post this online, but you can only imagine what other things this monster did...

Yes, but did you know MURICA BAD?

IShall_Run_Amok posted...

Meanwhile, real capitalism has been achieved, and it's the reason the human death toll is steadily climbing towards maximum.

I am not defending Capitalism. Capitalism sucks.

I'm saying, Communism, as historically implemented up until now, every single time, is garbage, and I have been given no reason to believe any new implementation will be any different. Because the online left refuses to acknowledge its mistakes.

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

Once again, communism has never been achieved.

Yes, this is all theoretical, but it's a solution to capitalism that is at least worth investigating.

"It'll work this time for sure" does not inspire faith him me.

Especially considering my peoples' history under Communism in particular.

VayneSolo posted...

But, it would. Communism is about preserving the common good. You can't have communism without preserving the common good. Capitalism is about private ownership of the common good and profit.

Communism has never preserved the common good.

But again "not real Communism, which has never truly been implemented so we can make any claim about it we want and no one can ever call us on it".

marthsheretoo posted...

If you're using candy bars as an example of why American chocolate sucks, I'm not sure you're qualified to have this conversation.

Europe is convinced that the only bread and cheese we have access to is Wonder and Kraft Singles.

averagejoel posted...

I have been in communist circles, online and offline, for about 5 years now, and I have literally never heard anyone say that

Then you're not looking very hard.

They really should just change this board's name to "buncha thirsty-a** mother****ers" at this point, because it's getting sad.

averagejoel posted...

then it's a good thing that it is never actually invoked as some sort of magic cure-all

"Communism will fix climate change".

Solid Snake07 posted...

Communism: a summary

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/7/AAD3UBAADITz.jpg

See that's not real Communism which conveniently has never really been implemented so it can never really be criticized. But that won't stop me from immediately throwing myself in front of the bullet whenever anyone criticizes "fake" Communism.

Like Capitalism sucks for its own reasons but people invoking Communism as some sort of magic cure-all that will fix everything are running on Underpants Gnomes logic.

Step 1: Communism
Step 2: ????????
Step 3: Everything's fixed!

Yeah, that looks like the kind of guy who'd have guns, meth and an alligator in his truck.

Lowering the age of consent is totally cool tho

OVERGOATED posted...

It takes real personal strength to overcome gambling and smoking addictions, especially since the latter seems to run in the family. Why would that be a strike against Marge?

Women aren't allowed to have flaws.

I give this topic one "Rabe you Blind" burger.
(comes with broccoli rabe)

Linda.

HairyQueen posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/6/AAfFpMAADGG2.jpg

Life came at him hard.

Are yall really that thirsty?

Ive seen enough cartoons to know you can just reinflate yourself by blowing on your thumb.

TeaMilk posted...

im enjoying some tea and cake right now :)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/9/AARX-HAADE81.jpg

How is this good news for me? I'm enjoying tea, sure, but there's no cake!

OK but what if Will Smith slapped the first trilobite and accidentally crushed it. Is that what you support? Ending the cycle of evoluton as we know it?

OK but I'm sitting on your good couch.

AceMos posted...

https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1506579158289330176?s=20&t=NSpQQHoFiSAXPnGyd6l7gQ

Love this guy.

SHRlKE posted...

I kinda feel like Mel Gibson had the right to slap him.

I think that's not really a thread Mel Gibson needs to pull.

I blame society.