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what a weirdo :v

that's how me and @Turbam greet each other :V

Oh man here comes Megatech

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WTF is a jort. Is that what Sora wears? lmao

damn error got some meat on em

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meanwhile, stone cold:
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TC looks almost as greasy as jermaine jackson

hey teamilk do you prefer a belly with or without man boobs

I like to think of myself as a pretty serious gamer. I've played all the "hard" games, such as Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, etc and I've destroyed them all. They weren't even remotely a challenge for me. I don't know if it's my quick reflexes or my tactical thinking, but if you put a video game in front of me, that game is going to be beat. The only thing that is getting in my way is a dead controller battery (and even then, I always carry backups at all times).

Lately, I've been getting into more physical activities to challenge me, as video games just do not cut it anymore. I've tried both team sports and solo activities, such as running or rock climbing, and as expected, I've dominated in each of them. However, I do find these activities fun as a change of pace from my usual gaming.

So when my new girlfriend (Michelle (pronounced Mish-elle)) asked if I wanted to try sex, I jumped at the opportunity. I've never had sex before (why waste my seed?) but I figured it would be a great chance to see if this is the ultimate test for my skills. I know lots of men brag about their sexual prowess, so I wanted to see if this was an adequate challenge for someone like me, or just another disappointment.

To prepare, we first engaged in what Michelle called "foreplay." This was almost pathetically easy; nothing but a bunch of open mouth kisses and rhythmic breast grabs. I even noticed Michelle had her eyes closed, which I think truly illustrates the simplicity of this phase of the sexual process.

After about ten minutes of that nonsense, we decided to go right into the main event, sexual intercourse. For weeks leading up to this moment, I had practiced throwing hoops of various sizes into the air and thrusting my penis through them, simulating what I expected sex to be like, and preparing for any moment. My precision had become unmatched.

So you can imagine my disappointment when Michelle took off her pants and all there was just one hole, and a stationary hole at that. I entered this hole with absolutely no difficulty, tried a few of the trick thrusts I had practiced at home, and 30 seconds later it was over.

After sex, I told Michelle that I had never been more disappointed in my entire life, and she agreed. How do people find any enjoyment in this? It reminded me of the quick time events in the video games I frequently dominate, only on a biological level.

Are people really such simpletons that this is a pleasurable activity for them, or am I missing something?

next up her extremely hairy bush

you ever deed while wearing a Ryu headband or or a mega man helmet

can you put some sunscreen on my

darkprince45 was in hot pursuit of thenapoleon dynamite dude

that does look like a turbam type character :V

someone post the damn fat aloy pic

it's required for every hzd topic

got em

is that darkprice45 guy your squad partner

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whoa there buddy

she call me darth maul what do

teep_ posted...

Don't play games from the the same series back to back

yeah I know that now lol

plus Yakuza games have way too much to do

i tried to play through the series but got burnt out on it halfway

post pics of your eggroll

she shows me her Megatech tattoo

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cults don't have money

they dress in cheap bedsheet robes and walk around barefoot in the forest eating berries

Heartomaton posted...

But the sex and drugs tho.

that's it im really gonna annihilate your cult now

Doctor NeonOctopus

"Did ya hear what I ordered? Ohoho I'm gonna be fartin blood ovah ere." - lww99

never go full duncan

where are the waifus

teamilk imagine your face in-between the duke and gordie's bellies

Heartomaton posted...

Still mean.

imagine being a nice cult leader

all you do is sit around eating rice krispie treats

thats the dude from among us

you fools only care of your desires while my cult commands dominance

Chris Webber

which one has waifus

Unsugarized_Foo posted...

Isnt he cannon as the best fighter? He just has food and poontang on the mind

it's canon that he has most potential to be the best fighter if he was actually serious about training

Neon finally went for it huh

handle important business calls

remember when he compared grocery shopping to working out lol

wage war against the cult of heartomaton

F---Off posted...

in b4 b7

I'll b7 your butt