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TopicWhat Are The BEST INGREDIENTS For WELL DONE STEAK?!
Machete
04/23/22 3:41:47 PM
#23
The only way to eat steak is to cook it for 24 hours straight and top it with a full keg sized portion of ketchup. You must wear a make america great again hat while eating it.

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TopicSouthern white conservative dudes around 30 be like
Machete
04/23/22 3:37:26 PM
#23
I don't think I would like crawfish. I don't lobster or shrimp.

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TopicMarjorie Taylor Greene commits perjury
Machete
04/23/22 3:36:26 PM
#20
I like that idea

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TopicWhat's your smartphone history, CE?
Machete
04/23/22 3:14:57 PM
#10
All android

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/23/22 3:01:56 PM
#178
The dialog is hilariously brief, like "I will avenge you, character I met 10 minutes ago and went through 1 dungeon with!"

Fun little game though, and there are a few really good music tracks too.

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TopicSouthern white conservative dudes around 30 be like
Machete
04/23/22 2:52:09 PM
#9
I've never had had crawfish, but my former uncle used them as bait when my whole extended family stayed at a lake. I remember it because he had a fish on the line and it got away, but then it swam up to boat and belched out pieces of crawfish exoskeleton like "hey thanks for the easy meal but fuck you if you though you were gonna catch me." It was the damnedest thing.

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TopicHomer has 2 wives
Machete
04/23/22 2:45:19 PM
#7
Youtube poops are fun. I like the cdi zelda ones the best.

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/23/22 2:41:54 PM
#175
I've heard the secret of mana sequel remake was good. I only played the original one but I really liked it.

Also there is an old school game boy game called final fantasy adventure that is actually the first game in the mana series (with secret of mana actually being its sequel). I think it has also been remade and given an actual mana title.

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TopicAre you the herald of prophecy?
Machete
04/23/22 2:36:28 PM
#4
Sometimes

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TopicBhad Bhabie says she has made $50 Million from OF
Machete
04/23/22 2:34:26 PM
#21
I have seen that name before but I had no idea that is the cash outside dr phil girl

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/23/22 2:32:36 PM
#171
Huh. Neat. Not sure why it was disliked. Mabe the complainers were just purists or something. I think I would prefer no voice acting but I wouldn't hold that against it.

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/23/22 2:24:55 PM
#168
I heard they changed some gameplay elements and people didnt like the changes. I don't know any more about it though

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Topichockeybub89 is s-s-SUSPENDED
Machete
04/23/22 2:11:27 PM
#21
Oh, topopo want attention too. *hands topopo 1 attention* here's ya go... don't spend it all in one place.

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TopicYou die three deaths
Machete
04/23/22 2:02:49 PM
#3
Shut up, smal

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TopicHow many people has Brutal blocked now?
Machete
04/23/22 2:01:35 PM
#9
He blocked me on his nothanks accoubt but he hasn't on his current one, so for now, he's okay with me.

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Topichockeybub89 is s-s-SUSPENDED
Machete
04/23/22 1:55:53 PM
#13
Imagine being the user trappedunderice

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TopicElder Scrolls VI discussion topic
Machete
04/23/22 1:53:16 PM
#25
And hopefully there will be more khajiit than usual.

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Topichockeybub89 is s-s-SUSPENDED
Machete
04/23/22 1:46:35 PM
#5
Probably was not fair, not next

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Topic$10,000 or never see a Limu Emu commercial ever again
Machete
04/23/22 1:43:46 PM
#7
I'll take money. I don't hate those commercials. I can tolerate them a lot easier than shitty fucking geico commercials (lizard ones are tolerable but literally all the rest make me want to repeatedly punch myself in the head and dick)

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TopicIs Joe Rogan a racist?
Machete
04/23/22 1:17:25 PM
#6
Absolutely

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TopicWhat are your go-to pizza toppings?
Machete
04/23/22 1:15:07 PM
#35
No sauce, no cheese, 1 whole pineapple.

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TopicWhen was the last time you were in a church, and why?
Machete
04/23/22 1:13:36 PM
#28
I don't remember how long ago. Whatever the last wedding I went to.

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TopicWhat does the H in Jesus H Christ stand for?
Machete
04/23/22 1:10:20 PM
#46
Harambe

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/23/22 12:32:58 AM
#158
God fucking damn it you guys I was trying to balabce that and poker and now I fucked tgen bothbup >:(

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/22/22 9:49:35 PM
#123
Worshipping walter spouds good. Already do that tbh.

Taste-wise, ipas from my experience are bitter as fuck and hard to drink non-slowly, which is anniying because if I can't drink beer fast I can't get fucked up on it >_>

Even wine is a chore to get fucked up on lol

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/22/22 9:34:52 PM
#115
I'm one of those people whp hates IPAs lol. Just can't enjoy 'em. No offense to those who can, but I can't.

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/22/22 9:08:41 PM
#101
I've been drinking for only 4 hours, and kibda slowly. Distracted by skyrim but not trying to get too wasted too fast because it gets annoying when I do that lol

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/22/22 9:07:27 PM
#100
Same, canuck. *clinks glass/bottle* cheers to getting there, sooner rather than later :D

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/22/22 9:04:16 PM
#94
I only exist in my own mind. I could see smackems trying to assimilate my mind into his, but it isn't gonna work. I'm never sober enough to be successfully assimilated

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/22/22 8:23:52 PM
#74
Thank you airfresh. And lol the suspension was a dumb fluke. Shoukdn't have happened. Of anyone wants to know about it, I'm happy to explain, but probably better to do so in a voice chat later maybe if anyone is interested. It's stupid but whimsical and amusing in nature.

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TopicElder Scrolls VI discussion topic
Machete
04/22/22 8:20:15 PM
#15
Coming 2069

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TopicLMFAO! The Irate Gamer!
Machete
04/22/22 8:09:08 PM
#22
Yeah some were pretty funny. I really liked joeydrunko/drunkenpunk800 videos for a long time, but about 5 years ago he turned into a rabid raving far right pro trump lunatic and I had to unsubscribe out of disgust. He hadn't done many good videos in a while anyway, just a few reminscent reviews and a few videos of his cats.

His sonic 2 and nes beetlejuice reviews were his best imo.

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TopicLMFAO! The Irate Gamer!
Machete
04/22/22 7:43:24 PM
#19
The only thing good that ever came from the existence of irate gamer was all of those parody channels with various stephen hawking robot voices that popped up to make fun of and troll irate gamer.

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TopicTenlaar is SUSPENDED!
Machete
04/22/22 7:05:14 PM
#39
It's good that you aren't going to support trump. I will hold you to that.

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TopicPokemon CE Pokemon FIGHT CLUB Inaugural Tournament Gen 8 RANDOMIZER
Machete
04/22/22 7:01:44 PM
#14
Is there going to be a way to watch matches? I am interested in that but not joining.

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TopicMarjorie Taylor Greene commits perjury
Machete
04/22/22 6:52:04 PM
#4
She herself committed treason tbh

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TopicThe greatest wrestling promo ever!
Machete
04/22/22 6:49:59 PM
#23

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/22/22 6:12:34 PM
#43
My tobacco device is one of those sherlock holmes shaped pipes. That's how you can tell it only ever has tobacco in it... because sherlock holmes smoked tobacco, plus it's green which is the same color as tobacco leaves... and the common types of caterpillars that eat them.

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TopicI have cursed you to be sexually aroused 100% of the time.
Machete
03/23/22 3:30:56 PM
#7
Didn't work

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TopicWarm weather be fucking me over. I want beer and it's not even 6pm
Machete
03/23/22 2:39:59 PM
#3
Go back outside and buy more beer

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TopicATTN: ppl who believe rock and hawk rhyme
Machete
03/23/22 2:19:40 PM
#18
Literally everything rhymes, Choco. You need to stop arguing about this. There are no 2 words in any language that do not rhyme.

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TopicMy S/O is being induced today
Machete
03/23/22 2:03:47 PM
#6
4:20

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TopicCapitol Rioter granted asylum in Belarus after fleeing.
Machete
03/22/22 7:25:10 PM
#13
"But all I did was be a mostly peaceful protester "

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TopicJK Rowling is still horrible, but you'll still buy Hogwarts Legacy
Machete
03/22/22 7:21:33 PM
#147
Nope. I wouldn't have bought it anyway even if she wsn't horrible though.

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TopicSkiggie is SUSPENDED.
Machete
03/22/22 7:11:00 PM
#9
"Poop nose" is a subpar insult. Not bad, but not great. "Piss nipple" or "fart eyeball" would be funnier tbh.

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TopicKanye West is still horrible, but you'll still buy Donda 2
Machete
03/22/22 6:54:59 PM
#6
I have never bought anything related to kanye and never will. I don't like his music or his merchendise.

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Topicads on GameFAQs.gamespot.com today got thru my ad blocker
Machete
03/22/22 6:52:22 PM
#11
I get broken ones now. That's fine as long as they stay broken.

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TopicHow often do you shower?
Machete
03/22/22 6:47:43 PM
#18
I just throw away skin each day and put a new skin on.

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