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TopicSome pics of before and after Russia invaded Ukraine.
Machete
04/25/22 2:32:40 PM
#18
Fuck putin. Fuck donald trump.

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TopicYou knowI've never seen 2 Girls One Cup.
Machete
04/25/22 2:20:28 PM
#7
I never did either.

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/25/22 2:09:52 PM
#64
Yeah. The highlights were AirFresh talking about penises and saying the wrong code, me fucking up constantly and Harpie always getting killed right away, from what I remember.

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Topic, should this site do shado bans?
Machete
04/25/22 2:01:19 PM
#14
They should ban anyone who begins sentences with commas tbh

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TopicRepublicans are acting upset that minorities exist again.
Machete
04/25/22 2:00:11 PM
#32
When you say "again," there is an implication that at some point in time, they stopped.

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TopicYR: This dude grab's your significant other's ass
Machete
04/25/22 1:58:20 PM
#2
Grab's?

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TopicElon Musk is not a conservative
Machete
04/25/22 1:54:29 PM
#68
Well I know that's not accurate lol

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TopicTrump Found in Contempt of Court And Ordered to Pay $10,000 Per Day
Machete
04/25/22 1:44:26 PM
#17
donald is deranged

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/25/22 1:39:58 PM
#62
*any given day

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/25/22 1:39:38 PM
#61
We should establish an over/under for how many times AirFresh mentions anything dick size related on any given lol

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TopicDo I fucking have "clown" tatted on my face or something?
Machete
04/25/22 1:23:15 PM
#9
I mean... your username is swag net zero, so...

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TopicGooniebird is SUSPENDED!
Machete
04/25/22 1:15:59 PM
#23
I never get explanations for anything anymore except when mods are mad as fuck and want to use moderation reasons to make stupid worthless flex attempts, but that's like 10% of the time or less. Usually they just leave shit blank.

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/25/22 1:14:05 PM
#53
Oh shit I forgot I made this topic lol

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TopicElon Musk is not a conservative
Machete
04/25/22 1:11:09 PM
#66
I was talking about the screenshot. I didn't say anything like what was screenshotted. I mean I know those users on that discord can't go 20 seconds without obsessing over me but I that doesn't even make sense.

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TopicSo now some time has passed, what are your conclusive thoughts on George W Bush?
Machete
04/25/22 1:08:20 PM
#38
He was like slightly less bad than deranged donald

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Topicdrunk as **** ama
Machete
04/25/22 1:04:27 PM
#14
Bump because I want an answer to the question in post 13

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TopicApherosyLove is SUSPENDED!
Machete
04/25/22 1:00:33 PM
#30
:(

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Topickeepmywifesname is SUSPENDED!
Machete
04/25/22 12:59:14 PM
#19
Someone also made an account called SUSPRENDED and got that banned too

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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/25/22 12:54:00 PM
#171
Lol I was happy this got 69 posts but now 169? That's like double nice. Also I do recall darkprince saying he used to live in chicago so that adds even more plausibility to the tattoo. Also is will smith guy really not suspended? He basically reposted something that he got banned for and he wqs harassing error across multiple topics.

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/25/22 4:15:02 AM
#46
I don't remember it all but that wqs fun :D

I gotta play with yall motherfuckers again sometime for sure :P

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/24/22 10:01:10 PM
#14
I downloaded among us. I don't know what rocket league is >_>

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/24/22 10:00:39 PM
#12
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Don't remove yourself when making a new topic because people just copy paste, if you do you are more likely to be forgotten in the next topic.

It's all good. I have notifications off on all accounts anyway. I make it a point to check for any topic series I care about so I will always look for these regularly and once I tag them, they're in my active message queue

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Topic3 months ago I got put in purgatory for posting what LOOKED like a vagina.
Machete
04/24/22 9:58:12 PM
#25
wtf why is she suspended again? :(

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/24/22 9:54:52 PM
#9
Actually it would probably be easier to VC if I was on phone. If I was playing and chatting on different devices, I think that would be easier. I wanted to VC and play poker the other night but I failed because I was too fucked up to juggle lol (but on separate devices, it would be easier). I guess I will download, but no guarantees I will be ready enough to both play and know what I'm doing >_> (right away as in tonight I mean. I will eventually if not right away)

downloaded. No idea how to play lol.

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/24/22 9:51:31 PM
#7
I think I got the tags right lol. Removed myself and updated goats but my tabs went haywire so I'm not entirely sure lol

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/24/22 9:49:59 PM
#5

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/24/22 9:48:58 PM
#3

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/24/22 9:47:53 PM
#2

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TopicDrinking Topic 139: Last Minute Snipe or Get Sniped
Machete
04/24/22 9:46:29 PM
#1
(placeholder for edits)

First, response to Harpie from last topic

Harpie posted...
Its free on ios and Android, and $5 everywhere else

oh shit it's a phone thing? Hmm, I think I probably do have space. I will look into it but I don't really know what it is. Summary?

and next, tags

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/24/22 9:39:33 PM
#492
Harpie posted...
Well get to downloading it cause were gonna all have a go in Discord. Also are you talking about SweetAnita?

maybe I will. Is it free? And yes I am.

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TopicMy name is Cloud. Cloud Strife
Machete
04/24/22 9:36:20 PM
#4
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/3/AAaMtTAAA1_h.jpg


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TopicI think its time to get a new computer :(
Machete
04/24/22 9:35:57 PM
#10
get apple IIe

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/24/22 9:26:47 PM
#481
*haven't

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TopicDrinking Topic 138: We Are 138
Machete
04/24/22 9:26:23 PM
#480
I have never played either of those. Amond us seems neat but I have tried it. All I know about it is from a video of a British chick playing it and she had tourette's and accidentally outed herself through a tick. It was actually really funny and adorable. That's all I know though. Rocket league I know even less.

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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/24/22 9:16:38 PM
#129
jesus christ... okay FINE I will...

okay what the fuck were you even talking about, will smith reference? :P

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TopicDo I get Chinese or Pizza?
Machete
04/24/22 8:47:56 PM
#15
Lo mein with crab rangoons and another side or 2

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TopicElon Musk is not a conservative
Machete
04/24/22 8:43:06 PM
#60
OudeGeuze posted...
This is objectively wrong. Caution said plenty of stupid things, I only screen capped the juiciest material.

okay, fine by me \_()_/

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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/24/22 8:41:38 PM
#123
Flauros posted...
Mr_Karate_II shouldnt be calling anyone a man child >_>

rare moment where you and I agree on something

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TopicElon Musk is not a conservative
Machete
04/24/22 8:34:46 PM
#57
Wtf shadow that's not at all what I said

Andel: I know who Caution is and what he has done lmao. Things have been said on that discord about me that are so far beyond inexcusable that I don't even know what to think of the people who have said them... other than the worst ones hide behind throwaway alts and get banned before I can even see what they say.


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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/24/22 8:32:53 PM
#119
Payzmaker isn't him. Payzmaker is southcoast09

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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/24/22 8:20:28 PM
#110
a-c-a-b posted...
Lmfao

That tattoo is pretty ridiculous.

But my favourite DP moment was when he claimed that he goes to punk shows and people there love him and tell him how they wish there was more of a police presence at shows.

lmao

My former upstairs neighbors would have backyard parties sometimes and there was a cop in their group of friends and I was always chill with him but he just had this fuckin chip on his shoulder. I played beer pong with his fiance on my team and he was like giving me all this impotent ultimatum shit like "she's my fiance so be respectful okay?" like... fuckin... bruh... I'm not gonna just be fucking asshole and hit on or cross any boundaries with a random engaged woman I don't even know in front of her cop fiance. Like, I get it... from his point of view, I'm some random semi-drunk dude he doesn't know, but I didn't give him a reason to act like that. If I had, fair enough. He would've been in the right. But he just wouldn't drop the cop persona to just have a good time without worrying about bullshit.

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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/24/22 8:01:47 PM
#105
mybbqrules posted...
Well, people have their past moderation history to consider now when they decide to post things.

If clunker has a history, the hammer drops all the harder now.

In some cases though, they have their future moderation history affect them, as was the case with me when I was suspended for a post made before a warning that cited the warning post as a reason for the suspension in spite of the suspension post happening not only before the warning but before the post that got me warned. That's why time stamps need to always be looked at.

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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/24/22 7:56:56 PM
#103
Kitt posted...
I refuse to believe this is real lol


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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/24/22 6:58:49 PM
#82
Maybe he had a history of being moderated for offensive shit takes gamerguymsass

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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/24/22 6:38:04 PM
#77
that is a very adolescent take, oubiettes

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TopicHonestly, the biggest reveal about the McCarthy leak is...
Machete
04/24/22 6:10:15 PM
#16
AlCalavicci posted...
we knew this tho


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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/24/22 6:09:25 PM
#75
yeah it wasn't fair to not at least vaguely elaborate, mister one three five five

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TopicPeople get really weird if you dont drink.
Machete
04/24/22 5:32:29 PM
#5
I sometimes get weird if I don't drink

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Topicdarkprince45 is SUSPENDED
Machete
04/24/22 5:29:11 PM
#72
NeonOctopus posted...
It was just me asking what the post was, but I saw it quoted earlier lol

ah okay lol. I only cared because it was post 69 and when I saw that the topic had exactly 69 posts, I was like "nice. I'm going to post something about that" but then I saw it was deleted.

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