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Dont use a guide then you dink

Kracken open a can of whoop ass

get off the stage!

samurai bandit posted...

Its all rigged, do you know how many Stanleys have actually won that cup?

Ive won the Stanley cup
- Wayne Gretzky
- Stanley Hudson

Octans posted...

Surprising, considering all the buzz about it

Lmfaoooooo

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Youre confusing the fact that dicks actually matter and life

DarthAragorn posted...

Summer

Lmao this

Cleo_II posted...

It was meh but Ewan McGregor is still a hottie and he can get it.

Ill agree with this though, as a straight man

As somebody who loved 7, 8, solo, R1, mandalorian, and the book of boba fett, and hated 9, I kinda agree

Idk

fuckin everything

Hopefully taking womens rights away from them right before the midterms takes the house and senate (but for real though) and with that power they can make some actual changes

but I wouldnt count on it

the bike not the joke

im drunk

Zikten posted...

He got right back up. Donald would sit and cry

Hed blame the joke

Idk depends on how many commercials you consume

I havent seen much

_BlueMonk posted...

Reported.

Jesus Christ get a sense of humor you piece of toast

Airhammy posted...

I know Trini has a cousin, but I've never heard of a daughter.

*response that gets me suspended*

DarthDemented posted...

It's called having a young kid that discovers MMPR on Netflix. Then you gotta watch it with them.

Thats an acceptable answer to me

Thats fine Ill buy dinner

TheMikh posted...

i don't think i've ever seen a wes anderson movie

an ex put on the fantastic mr fox but i think we got distracted by making out or something

That was me

whyd you finish so fast

FelineCyborg posted...

Oh shit the Kerstins always get away. And they are always so hot

She was from czechoslovakia right before that stopped being a thing

I wonder if she still thinks about me like I still sometimes think about her because I know we were each others first crushes

I bet she does tbh

MaxEffingBemis posted...

tenenbaums but some of these i've only seen once and should watch again. like rushmore.
life aquatic is my other fav. wes anderson is my fav director

If Wes Anderson is your favorite director and youve only seen some of these once, youre doing yourself a disservice

BuckVanHammer posted...

not much love for bottle rocket is kinda surprising,
it and rushmore are the only ones i really liked.

Its not that surprising. If youve seen bottle rocket and Rushmore or the royal tenenbaums, could you honestly understand picking bottlerocket?

LongJohnSilvers posted...

The Darjeeling limited

Really?

how many have you seen though

I cant imagine liking the Darjeeling limited more than Rushmore or the royal tenenbaums or grand Budapest or even the French dispatch

Sounds like that guy needed somebody who was able to understand him and not demand affection when he was going through shit.

he clearly dodged a bullet

FelineCyborg posted...

I went to catholic private school from a private donor (long story) and I swear every catholic school is the same ...everybody I talk to who has gone to one has the same stories and psychological complexes and neurosis

Yeah

but I bet I would have fucked kerstin if my parents werent so broke

Pepys Monster posted...

I did, but only after she dumped him.

Was it because of how big your wiener was

https://i.imgur.com/jdjcwE3.jpg

His hands look huge

I bet his wiener is a size

You kissed her, held hands with her, and showered with her, and you.. didnt fuck?

FelineCyborg posted...

Rushmore because its Rushmore and the private school setting always resonated with me. But I love fantastic Mr fox!

When I was 12 or 13 I tried so hard to go to this catholic school because I was in love with this girl from elementary school and my parents were like lmao bro were poor as fuck

so I never got that part of it

still my favorite though because the story is so.. cringey, yet relatable, yet cringey.

Noumas posted...

I really need to watch Rushmore sometime.

I only started to watch wes in the 2010s era but liked each movie more than the last, first it was fantastic mr fox then moonrise kingdom finally culminating in grand Budapest hotel which is my absolute favorite quintessential wes style humor

Id suggest you watch the French dispatch, Isle of dogs, Rushmore, and the royal tenenbaums and then youre good. You can check out life aquatic if you want but I feel like for people who have actually seen the rest of them, theyll realize its really not that strong. The Darjeeling limited is goodish too. Id say slightly better than life aquatic and bottlerocket.

I actually watched some old episodes recently and boy oh boy is that first season terrible

Dont get me wrong I like power rangers, and I have watched a lot of YouTube videos about the later seasons out of curiosity, but I couldnt imagine actually watching a whole episode, let alone a whole season

When you say very well written do you actually mean very well written, or very well written for.. power rangers?

Fat ass nephew

Why did you guys watch power rangers after you were children? Besides a few moments here and there, did it ever become anything of actual quality?

Dont like it? Dont fuck it. Its that simple.

So we cant have abortions but we can light kids arms on fire?

Revocation68 posted...

Do you like a literal bag of bones?

How much do the bones weigh?

Way too fat for my tastes

RedRanger posted...

Thats not how any of this works.

Infinity mother fucker