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TopicAmerican Men's penises are only the 59th biggest in the world
Dakimakura
04/22/22 7:49:04 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
I'll assume Canada was 6th

Sixth from the base to the tip yes.

Is this joke too subtle?


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TopicThis chart says I'm obese
Dakimakura
04/22/22 7:47:32 AM
#69
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Doctor comes in and says according to this chart you are obese I say how can you tell? The doctor says because you are currently trying to eat my chart.

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Topic, your Opinon on grown men who play with they Switch in public?
Dakimakura
04/22/22 7:43:38 AM
#37
why play the switch away from home when you can play Xbax on your phone with new remote play features.

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TopicNow the GOP is likening Disney to Russia.
Dakimakura
04/22/22 7:31:09 AM
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So they like Disney now? Make up your minds.

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TopicRemember when people used to say 'otay'?
Dakimakura
04/22/22 7:26:12 AM
#7
Tayo

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TopicAnyone else horny all the time
Dakimakura
04/22/22 7:25:20 AM
#21
Yes

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TopicKhajit are Snakes with Fur
Dakimakura
04/21/22 11:18:30 PM
#2
i aint neva seen a snake punch like that

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TopicA WWE camera man just ruined a CEman's life
Dakimakura
04/21/22 11:10:16 PM
#18
dude is front row at a wrestling event, he probably banging his sister

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TopicPost your top 5 waifus
Dakimakura
04/21/22 9:23:19 PM
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Can't narrow it down much more than this:

  1. Mercy (OW)
  2. Female Cloud (FF7R)
  3. Valeera (Warcraft)
  4. Rikku (FFX-2 >_>)
  5. Lian (Paladins)
  6. Quistis (FF8)
  7. Widowmaker (OW)
  8. Yuna (FFX-2)
  9. Sona (LoL)
  10. Rosalina (Marios)

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TopicDo you guys like olivia rodrigo's music?
Dakimakura
04/21/22 8:18:54 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Who?


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TopicPerfect girl but she pronounce girl like GRILL
Dakimakura
04/21/22 7:53:41 PM
#2
ask for her hand in marriage before my sexual desires overtake me and I commit a sin

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TopicScientists say there could be an 'anti-universe' going backwards in time
Dakimakura
04/21/22 7:52:23 PM
#6
Once Jesus is born those people will be saved

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TopicDamn, I wish I graduated from that audio engineering school.
Dakimakura
04/21/22 7:46:34 PM
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musics these days are all just clicks and whistles. do yourself a favor and get a whistle.


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TopicDoes eggnog taste good?
Dakimakura
04/21/22 7:34:39 PM
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Eggnog is the best drink in existence.

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TopicDo you regret voting for Biden?
Dakimakura
04/21/22 3:10:03 PM
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I voted for Bernie

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TopicThis chart says I'm obese
Dakimakura
04/21/22 3:00:50 PM
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kage_53 posted...
That chart is dumb. A person can weigh a lot but be muscular instead of fat.

Woah, are you a scientcist?

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TopicI almost touched both posts of a car battery at the same time
Dakimakura
04/21/22 2:56:13 PM
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Car batteries cant post

You some kind of idiot?

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TopicThis chart says I'm obese
Dakimakura
04/21/22 2:52:48 PM
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Time to hit up McDonalds chunky

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Topicwhat am i supposed to do. i do IT for a school and a teacher went OFF on me
Dakimakura
04/21/22 2:52:09 PM
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wow I read that it wasnt too long

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TopicKrispy Kreme out there making guys gay.
Dakimakura
04/21/22 2:50:58 PM
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Humble_Novice posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/0/AAPVm4AADKCU.jpg

This is an attempt to kill supporters by using that food dye.

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TopicCE how do we make the average man fuckable again?
Dakimakura
04/21/22 11:35:11 AM
#39
Do Chads prove capitalism is bad?

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TopicIts literally 4 am, why da fuck are you not asleep?
Dakimakura
04/21/22 4:50:52 AM
#15
its 24 pm

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TopicI don't even really like dogs but omg look at his little face?
Dakimakura
04/20/22 10:58:36 PM
#3
theres a boy

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TopicCE how do we make the average man fuckable again?
Dakimakura
04/20/22 10:54:01 PM
#22
So what you are proposing is that because incel's are typically at the average level or below average level that women associate average and below average men with incels and thus want nothing to do with them?

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TopicCE how do we make the average man fuckable again?
Dakimakura
04/20/22 10:49:09 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
We need an incel so hideous it drags down the standard for what constitutes an "average man" so that the current average men look like chads compared to the new average man.

Wouldn't that just make above average men unfuckable?

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TopicCE how do we make the average man fuckable again?
Dakimakura
04/20/22 10:44:21 PM
#12
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This is a solution to attempt to raise an individual man above the average level. What this topic is about is making the average man fuckable.

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TopicCE how do we make the average man fuckable again?
Dakimakura
04/20/22 10:39:40 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
College level training classes from MegaTech

Now we are on a good track, but that would just elevate a small subset of men above the average level instead of raising the average scale for all men.

Maybe like some mandatory training all men must undergo from MegaTech.

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TopicWhy couldn't we turn COVID into a patriotic movement like 9/11?
Dakimakura
04/20/22 10:34:52 PM
#2
Because then Trump would still be President

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TopicCE how do we make the average man fuckable again?
Dakimakura
04/20/22 10:34:17 PM
#6
Hoodroar posted...
Back in the day women were financially oppressed and therefore any dude with money was fuckable.

We obviously won't be going back to that though so the path forward is unclear.

Yeah that's why we brainstorming some out of the box solutions

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TopicCE how do we make the average man fuckable again?
Dakimakura
04/20/22 10:32:52 PM
#4
Jiek_Fafn posted...
The average man gets blasted by unlimited average man dicks?

In this case we are referring to the average heterosexual man and saying that they should switch to having sex with men as a preference is incredibly offensive. Not saying your post is offensive, but I can feel this coming up as an option at some point in this topic and I want to get it out of the way early that it isn't okay.

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TopicCE how do we make the average man fuckable again?
Dakimakura
04/20/22 10:29:44 PM
#1
The average man currently is not fuckable.

Let us brainstorm some ideas to fix this situation so all men can achieve their life goal.

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Topic50k cold hard cash, but you can never watch Youtube again.
Dakimakura
04/20/22 10:13:20 PM
#6
I'll just create my own video hosting platform

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TopicPost your childhood celeb crush
Dakimakura
04/20/22 9:58:40 PM
#55
Princess Peach

Then I grew up and became a man with refined tastes in women. Now my crush is Rosalina.

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TopicSo Belle Delphine returned and no topics
Dakimakura
04/20/22 2:24:19 AM
#2
returned to what

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TopicNext WoW expansion will be announced in 14 hours
Dakimakura
04/19/22 8:57:36 PM
#31
They going f2p yet?

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TopicTennessee has now effectively made being homeless a felony
Dakimakura
04/19/22 8:50:10 PM
#9
It would be cheaper to provide them with housing than having them go in and out of the jail system.

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TopicBill Nye Loses His Shit.
Dakimakura
04/19/22 8:42:34 PM
#9
And yet people still keep breeding

When you are ready to get serious about saving the planet earth stop having sex.

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TopicDating site women: "Looking for my partner in crime."
Dakimakura
04/19/22 8:36:49 PM
#5
the crime:

Pirating


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Topicwhoa kate beckinsale's daughter ended up being super hot
Dakimakura
04/19/22 6:29:50 PM
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amgoamgo posted...
Did she have her with Pete Davidson?

No but her daughter probably calls Pete Davidson daddy

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TopicKill 2: 2D platformer, roguelikes, fighting, MMO, Battle Royale, Turn based RPG
Dakimakura
04/19/22 5:43:53 PM
#30
battle royale, battle royale

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TopicITT: We post our favorite cover songs
Dakimakura
04/19/22 5:30:31 PM
#14
Stand Atlantic covering Modern Baseball song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZaDjWueaoA

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TopicWhat's the appeal of going to a bar?
Dakimakura
04/19/22 5:08:19 PM
#32
chance at finding woman to breed

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TopicWelp, three years in I finally got hit with Covid.
Dakimakura
04/19/22 4:37:55 PM
#13
sure try and infect me with the covid i know how that scam works

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TopicWelp, three years in I finally got hit with Covid.
Dakimakura
04/19/22 4:32:51 PM
#11
can i have your stuff when you die?

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TopicThe perfect transgender woman but her penis is larger than yours.
Dakimakura
04/19/22 2:05:18 AM
#25
Garioshi posted...
What's the downside


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TopicSeinfeld: Fuck, Marry, Kill
Dakimakura
04/19/22 1:40:23 AM
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jumi posted...
Nice pics.


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