Lurker > Master_Kazuya

Tell her it's a future dealbreaker but you'll figure it out.

I'm attracted to girls with thiccness primarily

21-23

If your money isn't buying you happiness, you aren't spending your money on what makes you happy

Majoras Mask

Why do you need to be accepted by this woman?

They don't sway me too much but I rather not then yes

It's better to have a gun that shoots bullets, instead of a bullet that shoots guns

CE_gonna_CE posted...

The man

Lmao

He's gonna forget about it by lunch

JahanDotson1 posted...

Why dont police have small camera drones that they can use to enter a building in case of a shooter situation?

Like, the camera drone can fly in, locate the bad guy, and worst case scenario, the bad guy shoots the drone, but at least you got a clear sight of him and maybe anyone else who is inside and what kind of weapon he is using etc.

This ensures that a police officer doesnt have to risk their life trying to find him.

They'd rather wait for gun drones to kill everyone inside, that technically mitigates all risk entirely.

I've believed this for a while

Should've never had the civil war, just let them have their own country if they want it. No reason to drag someone along who doesn't want to be there

The main foreseeable problem is when their country doesn't work out, they might try to go to war with us and take back the whole country. Their benefits on joining the military would be too good to pass up

is it having sex if it's not even animate? Like would it not just be fucking a hot pocket?

I feel like a hangover now takes like an entire day to recover from instead of just a few hours of sleep. So annoying

If CE effects your life so much that it would improve your life to leave, yes I agree you should leave

You can tell DBZ was meant to end with the Frieza fight, everything after that has been real dumb

You wanna bang a hot and crazy 19 year old that you vibe with

Just say it with you chest bro

I could fix her

There are three hotties and one decent one, they all know me

Smashingpmkns posted...

https://twitter.com/ScrambledFaz/status/1559592773984161793

These are kinda awesome lmao

This made me crack up, I love it

Humpty humps

bsp77 posted...

Honestly, she sounds fucked up, and she wasbstringing you along, either as a backup or si.y for validation. And I assume the "reign it in" comment is about not being overly excited or clingy, especially if a date hasn't even happened.

However, asking someone out is generally the right thing to do. That is being assertive, which is good, but you have to do it in a confident manner and seem like you are cool no matter the response. Guys who melt down with a rejection, or appear that they would, is the issue.

The rejection sucked but I was glad I asked. Out of everything that happened and all the ambiguity, it made me see that she wasn't willing to take the same leap of faith that I was taking.

The only thing that sucked was that I was trying to move on and keep to my own space and she was trying extra hard to reignite that spark. It's hard cause I still had feelings and I felt like she didn't want me to stop liking her. It's like if I pull away, she chased, and I liked her so much deep down that I bought into the fake hope.

Of course it's not sincere. People that mess up, especially celebs, hire PR experts and they're like "Ezra, you need to do exactly as we say to even have a chance of a career again. Start off with this apology that we wrote for you"

"But I don't wanna bec--"

"It has to be this or you're on your own"

"... OK"

That's where Da Baby messed up. He had the PR statement but he doubled down on his beliefs instead of staying quiet

It's why every celeb apology has the exact same vibe for when they screw up big time. It's all their PR agent saying the right thing to mitigate the damage.

I didn't see anything wrong until he said we have Joe Biden to thank for that

It's weird that that party sees the president as some godly figure. I really doubt Joe Biden is directly involved in asparagus

Leisure Suit Larry

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I tried my best to reign it in. It was the hardest thing to keep inside every day. She was in an apparently shitty relationship (and also never talked about it or mention he would exist in front of me) so I tried being like don't force anything, give her space, she has someone already, this is just a crush, etc. Even our mutual coworker was saying she was asking about me, if I was single, etc. Eventually I just had to ask her out. I had to know on my terms instead of hers. She was saying stuff like "there's nobody to love me at home", "I like it when people are a little assertive", so I just thought fuck it, maybe she wants me to ask her out and take her out of her relationship instead of trying to hold it in.

I tried to walk away figuratively after asking her out (and walked away literally after I asked), but she'd still actively try to get my attention when I was clearly not trying to have any part of it. She would drop little things here and there like "once you meet my uncle", "you'd get along with my dad", "I'll show you [this tiktok I'm showing] in a year", "I should have never left you in the first place", "maybe next year", etc. She told our coworker (yes this was at work, yes I know bad idea, yes this girl was the exception to it all) that I was being obsessive and would act really distant towards me if others were around, but when in private, she would be the one engaging me when I'm trying to be left alone. One time I pretended to throw trash over her head, and she said "if you throw that at me, it's over" after telling people she wasn't leading me on. I had to talk to her aside and be like "What's over?" and she didn't say anything, just looked at me. She had previously threatened that I'd never see her again several times before that, so finally I just thought, fuck it it's not worth someone threatening abandonment towards me to keep me close.

After she said no (technically she said "well I do have a bf but we can still go get smoothies"), I tried to move on and she gave me no space to let things mend together or to let me process it on my own; it felt like she needed me to give her attention. She'd be extra fun and upbeat and cute and stuff. She got mad once that I wasn't paying attention to what she was saying, and I'm like "I can't react to everything you say and do, it's not like we're together". She got mad and moved back in with her bf the next week. There was a moment after that where she would be distant, and I kinda thought about it from her perspective and hey maybe she just needed to do this vague leading on thing, maybe her life/mentality was in some shit situation where she just needed this kinda dynamic to be sure about me, maybe she feels like she can't tell me yet, so I tried to reconnect. We got along for a little bit but she just started getting so bitter, saying things to me that she knows would get to me, making up rumors, being sweet when it's just us and then using those moments to say I'm still obsessed, and then denied all of it when I confronted her about it.

I figure if someone isn't willing to communicate with me when I need it too, they don't give a shit about my needs. Even saying something like "I can't talk about it" or "I'm still deciding" or "I'm sorry you feel like I'm leading you on, what would help you move on" or anything. It was just silence and keeping me on that razor edge when she clearly knew I liked her. Granted maybe I had some understanding and growing up to do, but I've also realized that someone that at least respects you will work with you.

I thought I met the one this year and she kinda led me on and just liked my attention. I didn't think it was possible for me to like someone that much. I think it's possible if everything lines up but I think I might die alone too which hurts to say.

Jingleheimer-Schmidt Rogan

Geez, the context makes that shit so crazy

I wish I just saw the actual clips of the episode where it's involved instead of this guy's narration too

It's crazy to think that Cosby did all that, you'd think that he wouldn't need to being a rich charismatic celeb, but I guess it's for some other desire than not being able to get laid

Never Campbell, Only Progresso

I like Universal Basic Income

That really is a Badass Baby

6 seconds maybe

Not a long honk either, just a little bip bip

What's important about others knowing about our nukes? Isn't it understood we have a shit load of them?

Looking for the v to my p

Whys it even matter lol

If enough people are watching it, keep it on

If it's losing them money, shut it down

No reason to wish to shut things down because you don't like what changed, just change the channel and all your problems are solved

It's a nice song, good melody and lots of room for singing

I like how the "taking control" part is slower and transitions to ramping the pace back up with the "jealousy" part only to build up to the satisfying release of "eagle eyes, I'm Mr Brightside

MrMallard posted...

Butt Slut. that car is definitely a Butt Slut.

Red Invader

Ricemills posted...

Carson

I get it

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Harold

Is that a reference to something

KaZooo posted...

It's just their way to imagine some sense of personalization, because it is probably their most expensive asset and felt to be their highest financial milestone/achievement. So they feel they're in the place to be able to name it since they have embarked on such a large investment.

Me personally, I think it's silly. I remember when I got my car and everyone was asking what I named it. I like the car for what it is. It doesn't need a name. Dare I say this may also be a factor. Someone who buys a Lamborghini is unlikely to name it as opposed to someone who buys a Corolla. The Lamborghini speaks for itself. The Corolla, some people may feel giving it a (another) name creates some kind of....compensation.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/6/AAF3XdAADj8E.jpg

Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...

How about "Elan" the Elantra

Elan Musk lol

Killmonger posted...

Thunderbolt Ross, or just Thunderbolt.

Red Hulk is a cool idea, maybe for a powerful car

Delta_Force posted...

How about Natta Cahr.
So when someone says "can I get a ride in your car?", You can reply: "it's Natta Cahr".

Lol

Slaya4 posted...

Bethany

Good ol Beth

MabusIncarnate posted...

I think it looks like a Knuckles too

Or Raph

Red Ranger

Raphael's not bad

sabin017 posted...

My Car
no need to get weird about it

My Car No Need To Get Weird About It is too much of a mouthful

The_Top_Crusader posted...

Super Bloody Poopmobile

eww

MarcoRubio posted...

Penis Cat

nah

Bump

bladegash posted...

i think you can be held in contempt if you did something like that

They should just restrict outside beverages altogether, supply their own water

You're allowed to bring outside beverages to your own trial? I'm surprised more people don't get shitfaced.

BlueBoy675 posted...

Clifford

Maybe if it was a pickup or if I had a dog.

Ryven posted...

Elantra McElantraFace

Cute nickname if I'm upset

Kurt_Russel posted...

The Big Red One

Nah, too basic

PoundGarden posted...

Carry McCarface

Too generic

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Kinda funny for a car but not specific enough

XxKrazyChaosxX posted...

Red Rocket.

Reminds me of red rover from South Park, prob not

Kaiganeer posted...

rob

Nah doesn't fit for me

Ricemills posted...

Da Red Wunz (Goes Fastah)

Maybe on a smurf account

Etna posted...

Paul

Paul Phoenix would be DOPE. I'll keep that in mind.