Lurker > AgentCoulson

Even if they had invited me, I still wouldn't go. High school was not a good time for me and I don't really want to see the vast majority of my former classmates.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/1/AAYsGmAADkUD.jpg

Anybody else think they'd make good friends?

crayola555 posted...

I got 29 wtf

So did I.

I miss Kendall Woods, bros

Apparently his topics fucking suck and it might be time to finally put him in the block list.

That's what I heard anyway. Never interacted with the guy so I don't know or care either way.

Just imagine being a triceratops out chilling with your family when the big, bad T-Rex walks past dragging it's massive dick along the ground. Your wife swoons and right in front of the kids goes "Now that's a real dinosaur!"

God fu- I knew this was coming. I guess it gives me time to get a PS5...

Couldn't make it past the chase after dinner in that one Resident Evil with the grandma unconscious at the dinner table.

Temporal posted...

Was she the one with assworms?

I think that scene is burned into my memory forever.

I had completely forgotten, you son of gun D:

Raven Riley
Jenna Haze
Codi Milo
Lexi Belle
Kat Young

Those are pretty much the main stars I watched back in the day.

Tyranthraxus posted...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternal_insult

I'm going to use those historical examples.

darkmaian23 posted...

Rule 34 is a lie. Plenty of video games, comics, and anime get no lover from artists.

Rule 35 makes it so that Rule 34 is always true as it states that if no porn is currently found, then someone will make it.

Rule35 stipulates that if it hasn't been made yet, then it will be.

Thankfully no but I heard from old friends that they ended up doing jail time. Not surprised though I had hoped that they would've grown up in the...fourteen years since graduation.

Ivany2008 posted...

not the smartest news team.... they know that monkeys are strong and can carry various diseases, not to mention certain breeds are extremely aggressive....

I don't think they do. That one lady asked how monkeys are any scarier than bears. They seem like the type to see one, try to be friends with it and end up with their lips and ears ripped off.

The amount of people on Twitter either threatening to physically harm Dan if they see him in public or wishing for him to burn in Hell is hilarious. You just know Dan's sitting at a computer somewhere right now bitting down on his blanket as he screams into the void.

I did it for years at my current job and for a few days at my last one. Even now, I don't have to stay past 1:00 anymore put sometimes I'll stick around until 3:00 or 4:00. I kinda prefer working nights. Never have been much of a morning person.

Damn TC, do you really expect me to read "All That Shit" by You?

kinetika_ posted...

My GF is a manager at Walmart and has actually gone to pick up employees to get them to work.

That's nice of her. I think this is one those "exception, not the rule" things though. Plus who wants their boss to know where they live unless they're friends outside of work? I for sure don't want my boss pulling up to see what I'm doing on days when I said I was too busy to work my off day...

I take Uber to work everyday. Not long after Covid hit, Uber and Lyft both got really expensive. Used to cost about $9 to go to work and at most $8 to go home. Now there are days when they try to charge $40-$60. Sorry but I don't like my job or bosses nearly that much...

Uh oh! We got a badass over here!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/1/AAYsGmAADhYF.jpg

Thought I wouldn't notice, judge?

Follow? That's a thing????

Edit. Well would ya lookidat...

thronedfire2 posted...

I got a blank one once

Same. I took it as a "Fill in your own damn fortune" type.

Things are a lot different from when I was running the playground. Can't even say *beep* anymore...

Haven't seen her since pre-school. We'd have a lot to catch up on I guess.

ViewtifulGrave posted...

I ended up finding a video of her apparently sucking Biebers dick.

Uh...where might a curious scientist find such a rare specimen? For scientific reasons, of course?

Solar_Crimson posted...

Yep. She wanted to quit due to all the racism she was experiencing, but MLK convinced her to stay on so she could be a role model for Black women.

Holy shit

Tyranthraxus posted...

I don't know how to respond to this

Came in to say this. Now I really don't know how to respond.

TC probably saw those bikini pics from like half a decade ago when she had gained weight and was slightly pudgy and assumed they were recent. She's nowhere close to being fat now.

For a second, the way the video is edited made me think she turned around and hit him again. Didn't register that it was the same hit from a different angle.

Guns_of_Verdun posted...

Ellie, Abby and Ellie's baby dying in the first 14 minutes?

Would be fun to see the internet's reaction.

Do you mean Dina's baby? Or will Ellie come out as bi and she just thought she didn't like boys? The latter would probably cause a small stir but honestly there's nothing ND can do to damage the franchise more than they already have.

MARKINGRAM22 posted...

How does someone accidentally use a word? You never heard of a Freudian slip? People accidentally say words all the time.

why do you think someone with a young very pc audience, in a very pc circle, would purposely say that. Insane how people do these mental gymnastics just to be offended.

Freudian slip

1. an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.

Sooooooo someone that accidentally calls me the N-word only subconsciously mean it?

Irony posted...

Only if it's Drax

This but only if MCU Drax finally does something to live up to his Destroyer title. Dude's been pretty foddery since GotG V1.

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Nono, not you. Dextero. Couldn't remember the guys name while writing my last post.

MARKINGRAM22 posted...

bro it was an accident and not directed at someone. Her audience is on average under 20 as well dude.

like the point is having a sense of scale when people treat it as assaul

Again how does someone accidentally use it?

MARKINGRAM22 posted...

why are people acting like fbi investigators over if some twitch girl accidentally said the n word as random slang. This is fucking nuts. Dont you people ever think you are going to far to be offended?

Two things. I'm not offended by her using it that way. The only thing I'm offended about is whatshisname attempting to insult my intelligence by claiming she said "Like like." Like hold on now, you trying to trick me? I know I'm getting older but I'm not that old

Second thing, how does one accidentally use it?

^What in the kentucky fried fuck...?

BakonBitz posted...

She doesn't say "like like" at all, but I clearly hear "Niko who asked?" I clearly hear the k sound and o sound.

On subsequent listens, I am willing to believe she said "Niko." I can hear the "k" sound.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/0/AAYsGmAADgCc.jpg

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I listened to it twice. Heard it the first time with my volume mostly down. Heard it the second time with it almost all the way up. I was still willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. But now that I know her friends are claiming she said "Like like" knowing damned well she did not, this bitch said it.

Onion rings and Jalapeno Poppers

aurlen posted...

Wait...nobody says pwned anymore

And that's sad. Means I'm getting old.