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Topicjust had my eternal organs removed
CapnMuffin
05/14/22 9:14:05 PM
#3
Eternal?
TopicI have to submit a specimen next week to see if my vasectomy worked.
CapnMuffin
05/14/22 9:10:01 PM
#7
kelemvor posted...
Yeah, I remember it was awkward providing the sample. It has to be fresh, but I live 20-30 minutes from the hospital where my Urologist lab was.

My solution was to try to park in a secluded spot in the parking deck. Then I had enough privacy to produce my specimen.

I hid it in my jacket like I was sneaking some kind of contraband into the hospital. Oops, I pulled it out to early and tried to give it to the wrong person. I eventually got it to the lab, and I was sperm free!
They dont have a masturbatorium there?
TopicYES!!! suck a dilly you Elden Ring boss you!!!!!
CapnMuffin
05/14/22 1:01:49 PM
#62
NightMarishPie posted...
Why are people responding to a 3 karma, 120 post account
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/9/AACrrZAADO1f.jpg
TopicYES!!! suck a dilly you Elden Ring boss you!!!!!
CapnMuffin
05/14/22 11:02:31 AM
#47
hit stuff hard

Youre lucky if a point in an offensive stat gives you +1 to attack rating. I would reincarnate with just enough in the offensive stats to equip the equipment you want to use, enough plus a cushion in endurance to medium roll, and the rest can go in vigor. Or working in reverse, get vigor to at least 35-40 then distribute the rest of the points however you prefer.
TopicIf you mod games you are essentially coding
CapnMuffin
05/13/22 1:35:32 PM
#5
*presses ~*

Youre a hacker, Harry.
Topicwith all this inflation happening, people will have trouble to purchase pant
CapnMuffin
05/13/22 1:21:10 PM
#4
$200 pair of jeans looking nice rightaboutnow
TopicThe crypto bubble popped
CapnMuffin
05/13/22 1:11:27 PM
#258
I think the issue here is were not making a distinction.

Yes there are multitudes of people that use blockchain technology purely as a speculative investment and try to make money off the appreciation and changes in demand of a token.

However the technology itself can and is widely used in a variety of ways.

The distinction arises with the purpose in owning the tokens. Because day trading and currency are only a couple in numerous. I know of and have crypto that convey/accommodate real-world tangible benefits and the ongoing price of them is often entirely moot. Its not ALL just bros taking turns circle jerking around a price chart.

This problem is not necessarily a crypto specific problem. On the whole, the common retail investor has all the easy access these days but none of the know-how, temperament, or even an idea of the time horizons. Where crypto exasperates the problem is, ironically, lack of regulation.
TopicIs Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe a sequel?
CapnMuffin
05/13/22 12:18:34 AM
#5
Can't answer without spoiling.
TopicShut the fuck up and go to Trader Joes NOW
CapnMuffin
05/12/22 10:09:15 PM
#38
Do they still have Trader Mings orange chicken? That was always an easy and delicious meal.
TopicElden Ring General #8
CapnMuffin
05/12/22 9:39:01 PM
#396
Also a thing about summons that should be obvious but wasnt for me. The undead skeleton ones can revive just like normal versions of the enemies. With some luck they can easily last entire boss fights.
TopicElden Ring General #8
CapnMuffin
05/12/22 6:00:17 PM
#393
Touch posted...
I love archer summons (Redmane Knight Ogha, Laticia (I think that's her name? No legs lady), Marionette Soldiers), especially against small to mid sized enemies because it's amazing as fuck watching their attacks get cancelled due to a swift fuck you arrow coming out of nowhere.
Agreed! The Marionette especially: comes as a pair and do their rapid fire. Great for interruptions.
TopicSuper Mario Bros is actually really hard
CapnMuffin
05/12/22 5:42:00 PM
#20
Lokison posted...
Had the GBC version. Beat it literally once.

Fuck that game.
I liked it. Did all the Boo races and Red Coins too.

One of the best ports I know of.
TopicCraziest thing you've seen one of your teachers do.
CapnMuffin
05/12/22 5:36:31 PM
#35
Blow up a glass bottle with a toaster. She was a nun too which made it extra funny. Fortunately none of us were hurt.
TopicThis teller at my bank
CapnMuffin
05/12/22 2:59:36 PM
#1
Sent dog treats in the drivethru tube with her transaction but the lady only had little kids in her van. No dogs.
TopicOpen world games.... anyone else feel paralyzed by them?
CapnMuffin
05/12/22 11:33:10 AM
#19
The only open worlds I felt were well designed are BotW and Elden. Every other game its just scenery from point A to B.
TopicFirst picture of the black hole at the centre of the galaxy
CapnMuffin
05/12/22 11:17:36 AM
#12
Milky Way: W-what are you looking at, Earth-kun?!
TopicElden Ring General #8
CapnMuffin
05/11/22 8:08:21 PM
#390
Yeah sleep and a fast bleed weapon like daggers or claws will melt godskin nobles
TopicDoes it count as losing your virginity if
CapnMuffin
05/11/22 6:34:00 PM
#18
In an attempt to make the fleshlight experience more accurate, Ive taken to using real women as sleeves. The plastic casing sleeve just didnt cut it.
TopicFound a big winged ant in my bathroom
CapnMuffin
05/11/22 4:20:28 PM
#9
It wants you to be his wing man.
TopicThe crypto bubble popped
CapnMuffin
05/11/22 4:14:01 PM
#41
How many popped bubbles are we at now? 6?
TopicI don't understand photography terms...
CapnMuffin
05/11/22 11:09:08 AM
#2
You ever see production crew standing near someone with their phone or a small device out in the air? Theyre using a light meter to determine the f-stop (how open the lens aperture or iris is) to use for the shot. Too little or too much light will ruin your image/video. Or likewise, you can purposefully adjust that to make it lighter or darker, such as shooting day for night.
TopicMetroid Dread sells 2.9 million, and is the best-selling game in the series
CapnMuffin
05/10/22 12:48:05 PM
#5
Western studios seem to get Metroid and the audience these days so Im all for more games from them.
TopicQuestion for the married fellas out there
CapnMuffin
05/07/22 1:33:38 PM
#9
Got the nicest one I was comfortable paying off in 12 months (0% financing)
TopicRainbow colored light saber when?
CapnMuffin
05/07/22 12:39:12 PM
#5
What a out a clear one? Seems the most tactically advantageous
TopicBreast Expansion in GameFAQs ad <_<
CapnMuffin
05/07/22 9:43:21 AM
#45
How do you request more ads
TopicElden Ring is a hell of a lot of game for $60
CapnMuffin
05/06/22 6:19:25 PM
#18
Im approaching 200 hours and still have quite a bit to go.
TopicSo why duh Bitcoin crashing?
CapnMuffin
05/05/22 3:13:33 PM
#12
Because there are more sellers than buyers right now.
TopicI am once again reminding you that Kylo Ren has the best lightsaber
CapnMuffin
05/05/22 1:23:49 PM
#45
The saber from Fallen Order is cool once upgraded. Its dual-bladed like Mauls but can detach at any time to become two separate normal ones.
TopicAnyone here have COVID and lose taste & smell? How long did it last?
CapnMuffin
05/04/22 6:34:34 PM
#15
My smell was gone for 4-5 months I think?

Never lost taste beyond the hit from no smell takes.
TopicElden Ring General #8
CapnMuffin
05/04/22 4:56:19 PM
#327
bnui_ransder posted...
Anyone got some BS to share?
Crucible Knight: *teleports behind you* nothing personnel kid
TopicElden Ring General #8
CapnMuffin
05/04/22 1:14:01 PM
#324
Yo so I read theres remnants of cut content for a bestiary? Damn, is there a shot they eventually do that or add it with DLC? Id love to see an official in-game compendium of the multitude of enemies.
TopicWhat discontinued snacks/beverages do you miss?
CapnMuffin
05/02/22 3:56:10 PM
#160
Oreo Brownies
Topiccan someone explain to me the appeal of cilantro?
CapnMuffin
05/01/22 8:10:14 PM
#6
To me it tastes fine but its just too powerful of a flavor. It overrides and ruins everything.
TopicElden Ring General #8
CapnMuffin
05/01/22 3:24:55 PM
#292
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/0/AACrrZAADMDi.jpg
Had some turbulent clouds yesterday that reminded me of ER.
TopicHow is the original The Invisible Man film?
CapnMuffin
05/01/22 2:22:40 PM
#3
one of my favorite classic movies

the special effects are legit for its time
TopicCorporate profits have contributed disproportionately to inflation.
CapnMuffin
04/30/22 5:12:57 PM
#3
Instead, the already-excessive power of corporations has been channeled into raising prices rather than the more traditional form it has taken in recent decades: suppressing wages.

Pick your poison huh. Either way, we fucking lose.
TopicImagine in the distant future we're able to resurrect every single person
CapnMuffin
04/30/22 3:36:09 PM
#15
Assuming humans can go on long enough to develop and decide to do it, dying will basically be a massive time skip button from the point you die to the point youre resurrected.
TopicWere you ever bullied back when you were in school?
CapnMuffin
04/30/22 12:53:17 PM
#15
Was anyone here always the tall kid and sometimes tried to be targeted by small dudes? I always found that amusing and I never took the bait.
TopicAre there many LGBT people on this board?
CapnMuffin
04/28/22 2:43:55 PM
#9
Ivynn posted...
Goldilocks and The Three Bears
or

Goldilocks and the Three Beards
TopicHow do trans people figure out they're trans?
CapnMuffin
04/28/22 2:40:46 PM
#13
JanuarySun posted...
It's something that is almost impossible to explain to anyone who doesn't already get it, to give you a real response. It's just something you feel and you just know, whether it be when you look at yourself (because of the feelings of dysphoria), within yourself, at other people, or the world at large.

Personally, I realized I was trans by the time I was eight or nine, but I always felt different before then. I always saw myself as a girl in my dreams, and in real life, I found it hard to relate with most guys... I usually felt a lot more comfortable around other girls. As I grew older, I started to grow envious of the other girls and started hating how I looked, but I always tried to hide from those feelings because of familial pressure (being threatened with being disowned and having violence inflicted on you is a pretty good reason to hide) and societal pressure; it took me being pushed to the point of having to be honest with myself and realize that I just couldn't hide from the truth of who I am.
I dont have personal experience but this seems like a very solid and well put summary of the common experiences Ive heard about. Well said.
TopicThat time JCPenney had to pull a tea kettle because it looked like Hitler
CapnMuffin
04/28/22 2:15:33 PM
#13
Smackems posted...
?????

More Hitler objects pls
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/9/AACrrZAADLdP.jpg
TopicThat time JCPenney had to pull a tea kettle because it looked like Hitler
CapnMuffin
04/28/22 2:13:01 PM
#7
Reminds me of the Hitler Amazon app icon
TopicElden Ring General #8
CapnMuffin
04/28/22 2:11:10 PM
#248
pegusus123456 posted...
Watching a streamer fight Renalla. Did not know she could summon a fuckin' dragon.
Yeah it seems wildly random? She barely had time for one summon for me and it was something really really tame.
TopicNew to this community, looking for friends!
CapnMuffin
04/27/22 12:22:54 AM
#11
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/2/AAJmR2AADLK2.jpg
https://youtu.be/6tvN3ae5XIc
TopicKrillin risked the whole universe just for sex with a robot
CapnMuffin
04/26/22 6:55:49 PM
#26
I cant fault anyone for writing relatable characters.
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