Lurker > Strider102

What? How?

Good thing I've been losing hair for around a decade.

I just can't see Jake ripping out a guys throat with his bare hands, dragging his body into a lake all the while screaming "Wesley! Wesley! Wesley! FUCK YOUUUUU!!!!" with a roaring fire in the background.

Solar_Crimson posted...

I can guarantee that she would applaud everything U.S. soldiers did there.

I have no doubt about that.

All I saw was Mara.

Now Mara is in my head.

I too hate cold french fries.

Not enough to shoot someone over though.

I can't believe this stupid bitch has a position of power in this country.

We truly have hit rock bottom...

Someone should educate her on the atrocities committed during the Vietnam War for example.

Just one? The sidequest called for 50.

Get to work, noob.

I can now suplex everything, even a train.

I can't think of any good use for such a power, so I'll become the Villain Suplexman

And that's just one reason I'd never do this. I don't care how exciting or exhilarating it may be.

That's one store you do not want to fuck with.

Spring of 2027 the Yellowstone Super Volcano erupts.

In Autumn 2024 a large meteor will explode in the atmosphere over Michigan, the resulting shockwave will cause billions of dollars of damage.

In Spring of 2025 the power grid of the entire world will be fried by the most powerful solar flare in human history.

As a result of the solar flare food shortages will loom, no one can get any work, society begins to collapse and martial law is declared. This leads to mass riots, looting, among other things.

Summer of 2025 war starts.

I cast out the Triforce of Power, turn over a new leaf and spend my days playing Darude Sandstorm on guitar for pocket change on a street corner.

This is the third one I thought of but, Chaos Legion.

https://youtu.be/GH3ImIveaHM

Did he break bad yet?

God being Giygas seems kinda cool.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/5/AAPNOcAADhHH.jpg

He's basically the true final boss at this point.

Except he won in the end, well in the game anyway, lost at life.

Hell no.

I question every day why I still come here, I've yet to find a suitable answer.

I'm more interested in this oreo business.

Yeah

Billyionaire posted...

No, it is you who has a poor understanding of the Lord. There are no true believers who worship God to avoid his wrath, as that is an impossibility.

Why is the magical sky dude so full of wrath if he's so good?

Wrath is even one of the 7 deadly sins.

The Bouncer

Dark Cloud

The Core was about the rotation of the outer core shutting down which led to things like the electromagnetic field weakening which let the solar radiation and such impact our planet. The planet itself however was rotating as normal.

When we start experiencing planet wide earthquakes that grow in intensity and length you know we're screwed.

Being that stupid should be a felony.

Gunna give it to ya

DipDipDiver posted...

When do those people think meat comes from?

I don't think the when is the problem, but where.

I, for one, cannot wait for our Zombie Overlords hellbent on feasting on us.

So the perfect woman.

Hoodroar posted...

Elon Musk's dad fucked his own step daughter, who he had raised from age 4. He's a literal groomer.

Also if I'm the richest man alive I don't really care who's proud lol.

Don't forget got her pregnant as well.

supermichael11 posted...

Here is a question, how come some people are born lucky while some people are lucky if they are born?

To make it more simple, how come some are so lucky to have everything, including a perfect body, while some don't have everything and has a terrible body.

Some people does terrible things, but nothing happens. They get to enjoy life, while some have done nothing wrong and mostly bad things happens.

Something something gods plan or whatever BS they cook up.

Wait until they see him making grilled cheese.

Uh oh

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/2/AAPNOcAADhAg.jpg

If they exist, absolutely. Same thing if we ever managed to travel to another part of the galaxy. We'd wipe out the native lifeforms, keeping some for experimentation or to see if they're edible, keep them in enclosures, same thing with any plant life.

Then we would gradually decimate and destroy that planet and move on to the next.

A fool and his money are easily parted.

We're doomed if something much worse comes, Covid-19 and Monkeypox is proving this.

Are they still blaming it on Hideo Kojima?

If they calm down we wouldn't get moments like this.

https://youtu.be/oYmqJl4MoNI

His insane pace. He knows he's getting there on the perfect line.

Not many things terrify me.

This is one of those things that do.

ScazarMeltex posted...

I mean, I guess it's better than killing transpeople, which is their end goal.

How do you know that's not the next step?

Yep