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TopicYeah, I got a horse face. I got a horse DICK too. Youanna start some shit?
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:54:51 PM
#13
Turbam posted...
That isn't what a horse penis looks like.

Y3FFMWF
TopicOrdering sex toys on the internet.
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:50:17 PM
#8
Turbam posted...
If you use a sex toy, are you cucking your hand?

you're cucking your hand, hairbrush, pillows, sharpies, walrus tusks etc. lots of cucked objects
TopicYeah, I got a horse face. I got a horse DICK too. Youanna start some shit?
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:47:35 PM
#10
FuuvOur
TopicOrdering sex toys on the internet.
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:46:30 PM
#1
Do people not care about getting boxes sent to their house that say FROM: TRINITY VIBES

or are they more discrete than that?
TopicYeah, I got a horse face. I got a horse DICK too. Youanna start some shit?
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:26:17 PM
#6
Anytime someone posts some verbs in an asterisk i automatically assume that clop to furry porn
TopicYeah, I got a horse face. I got a horse DICK too. Youanna start some shit?
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:23:37 PM
#3
get outta here with that clopper shit bro I'll kick the shit outta u (figuratively)

neighhhhhhh
TopicCE is the best board ever
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:22:37 PM
#6
TopicCute, 8/10 girl asks you: "so what do you do for fun?"
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:21:02 PM
#6
meme artisan

meme chef
TopicYeah, I got a horse face. I got a horse DICK too. Youanna start some shit?
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:19:56 PM
#1
You wanna start some SHIT!?!



I dont even give a FUCK
TopicWhat do you call Bread Ships where you're from?
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:04:34 PM
#24
LordRazziel posted...
lmao
Gotta be a Hoth alt


You fucking got me, gumshoe.

JE19426 posted...
USANumber1 posted...
What's not to get?


What you're talking about. What the hell's a bread ship? How are we supposed to know what we call them if we don't know what they are?


Try reading the first post in this topic, you bologna.
TopicI want to rage quit my relationship with my razor.
USANumber1
09/11/17 6:00:50 PM
#1
Fuck this shaving bullshit and fuck society for demanding it.
TopicWhat do you call Bread Ships where you're from?
USANumber1
09/11/17 5:59:32 PM
#19
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_sandwich

sometimes called battleship sandwiches or destroyer sandwiches.
TopicWhat do you call Bread Ships where you're from?
USANumber1
09/11/17 5:55:58 PM
#18
gnomefromnome posted...
Subs

...bread ships?? lmao


It's a loose translation of what we call them in Hong Kong (Cantonese)
TopicYour favorite game you're the worst at playing.
USANumber1
09/11/17 5:55:02 PM
#1
Games where you're just shit and really you should just give up because you're fucking terrible and why are you even wasting your time?

But you love anyway.

My answer: all shmups. e.g. Ikaruga.
TopicWhat do you call Bread Ships where you're from?
USANumber1
09/11/17 5:49:37 PM
#16
MikeArmstrong posted...
Always called them a Beef Cavern where I come from.


That's too specific there are a lot of different kinds of bread ships. Beef Caravan just sort of implies a beef sandwich and that's it.
TopicSo wait, I got a 3 karma loss for posting that video of Pewdiepie being racist?
USANumber1
09/11/17 5:48:25 PM
#33
Back_Stabbath posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
Well, looks like the other one isn't getting deleted. Oh well.

Burgess posted...
USANumber1 posted...
I got a 3KL for posting this exact same fucking thing.


No this is a link to a twitter that has a link to the video. You just posted a link to the video.


I think we can agree that this is fucking bullshit. A link to a video and a link to a link to a video is a pedantic distinction that isn't outlined in the TOS in any way shape or form. Like I said before, using this logic, anyone could get away with posting anything so long as they have at least one degree of separation. I posted a link to a video. Not an embedded video. The difference between my post and the other post is that mine you had to click once to play in a new window/tab and his you had to click twice. Once to open the twitter page, once to play the video right on top of the twitter page.
TopicWhat do you call Bread Ships where you're from?
USANumber1
09/11/17 5:44:16 PM
#11
Medz1206 posted...
I dont get it

What's not to get?
TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
USANumber1
09/11/17 5:41:56 PM
#183
Hog is slang for my massive dick.
TopicWhat do you call Bread Ships where you're from?
USANumber1
09/11/17 2:11:37 PM
#3
DarthAragorn posted...
toasty meat holders

Is that a Midwest thing?!
TopicWhat do you call Bread Ships where you're from?
USANumber1
09/11/17 2:10:26 PM
#1
They go by many names. Bread ship, hoagie, sub, grinder, hero. What do you call them from round your parts?
TopicWait...are there many girls that do not like down on a guy? I'm gay so...
USANumber1
09/11/17 1:12:51 PM
#48
Dustin1280 posted...
Callixtus posted...
Finishing in a girl's mouth is one of the best experiences in the world. You guys are missing out.

It's a power fantasy that appeals to a guys base urges...
I'm not saying it isn't a good experience, but I certainly wouldn't call it the best experience in the world.

I would rather have sex then a bj anyday. Sometimes, *gasp* I would rather play a video game or watch a movie then have sex.

It's kind of a power fantasy the other way around tho too >.>
TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
USANumber1
09/11/17 1:10:33 PM
#181
LittleRoyal posted...
USANumber1 posted...
I kind of don't want little royal defending me.

K

thaaaaanks
TopicGaming in 4K doesn't look that much better...
USANumber1
09/11/17 1:09:26 PM
#26
1. AAA games are made for consoles first, this is what drives the industry forward like it or not


Then go shit post in some console pleb thread. This thread was about PC gaming from the very fucking start.
TopicGaming in 4K doesn't look that much better...
USANumber1
09/11/17 1:08:01 PM
#25
I wasn't responding to someone saying they want higher resolutions. I was responding to Link HT who seems to be having a different conversation entirely. My whole, and pretty much only interest, is in PC.

He made a post saying "y is all dis focus on resolution instead of *list of dumb things*" and I said "Irrelevant, resolution on PC is dynamic/user selectable." Higher resolutions on PC don't come at the expense of other things. You have a choice and the only limit is the effort put forth by devs and the graphics hardware you're using.
TopicHow do you upgrade your gaming PC?
USANumber1
09/11/17 12:59:13 PM
#14
Find out you biggest bottle neck and upgrade it.

Play to the strengths of the hardware you aren't willing or can't afford to upgrade, e.g. don't overspend on components where you can't maximize performance because of some other bottle neck in the system.
TopicGaming in 4K doesn't look that much better...
USANumber1
09/11/17 12:57:24 PM
#22
wat

I don't think you understand that most of your qualms are with hardware manufacturers and software engineers outside of the gaming industry.

You want higher resolution/quality textures but you probably don't want games to be 150GB. Also, while current gen consoles are in a MUCH better position than last gen consoles were from a VRAM standpoint there are still limitations. Especially since IIRC both XBX and PS4 share memory between the CPU and GPU. The ONLY thing that textures are taxing on is vram and storage. If you want these assets to be of a higher quality you should explain what you mean because "muh better textures" is a pretty shit and nebulous demand. I'd go so far as to say most modern games are REALLY only limited in this department by artistry and attention to detail not hardware. Uncharted 2 had incredible textures on incredibly shit hardware.

HDR is finding its way into games and that's great. What's not great is that you have "HDR ready" sets that don't come anywhere close to the peak brightness rating to look as intended. This is a problem with the TV and monitor industry, not the gaming industry.

In fact, you didn't reply to any of my actual points. I'm starting to think you can't keep up.
TopicGaming in 4K doesn't look that much better...
USANumber1
09/11/17 12:01:28 PM
#20
This is all beside the mark. I'm saying on a big TV, you absolutely notice it especially if it's taken away.
TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
USANumber1
09/11/17 11:59:22 AM
#178
Lordsai posted...
Twin3Turbo posted...
TC you were indeed being a bitch

And you were 100% justified

WTF at people on here acting like "You should just be nice to him! You overreacted!"

A dude she barely knows comes basically out of the gate with outright sexual advances (some of you don't seem to realize that this is straight up disrespectful) and it's her job to be respectful to him? This isn't just a case of "OMG see girls can't handle a dude that's interested in them". Anything she says to him after the fact, he deserves.

That being said TC at this point you should just block him.


Prob shouldn't be giving your number to people you barely know.

My phone number is on my Facebook and he's an acquaintance of a friend. He drove us somewhere once so *shrug emote*
TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
USANumber1
09/11/17 11:57:24 AM
#177
Twin3Turbo posted...
TC you were indeed being a bitch

And you were 100% justified

WTF at people on here acting like "You should just be nice to him! You overreacted!"

A dude she barely knows comes basically out of the gate with outright sexual advances (some of you don't seem to realize that this is straight up disrespectful) and it's her job to be respectful to him? This isn't just a case of "OMG see girls can't handle a dude that's interested in them". Anything she says to him after the fact, he deserves.

That being said TC at this point you should just block him.

I didn't block him I just ignored him. He sent a few more with a bullshit apology later that evening but I wasn't having it. It was that sort of "I was just playin' sorry if you were offended hurrrrrrrr." kind of BS apology.
TopicGaming in 4K doesn't look that much better...
USANumber1
09/11/17 11:55:02 AM
#18
Link HT posted...
USANumber1 posted...
This is dumb. Resolution is dynamic on PC. It's not a gimmick being pushed, it's an option that's selectable. Kind of like how it's been for like 25 years.

Too bad it's not the PC pushing the industry. Check and mate.

PS4 Pro and Xbox One X are direct responses to the increasing ubiquity of PC gaming.
Topic"Bob Barker's Net Worth Has Left Fans Questioning Everything"
USANumber1
09/11/17 9:34:23 AM
#9
With such a high bar set by the moderators it's no wonder this place is such a bastion for riveting conversation and general discourse.
TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
USANumber1
09/11/17 9:04:01 AM
#168
I kind of don't want little royal defending me.
TopicWait...are there many girls that do not like down on a guy? I'm gay so...
USANumber1
09/11/17 8:32:14 AM
#20
It's not that bad. Psychologically it might be one or the sexiest things you can do. >.>
TopicModern games with atrocious dialog.
USANumber1
09/11/17 8:13:53 AM
#3
TIL 15 year old games are modern.
TopicModern games with atrocious dialog.
USANumber1
09/11/17 8:09:02 AM
#1
Sometimes I feel sorry for these bastards....

But mostly, I just kill em!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'VE SACRIFICED?

Crysis 3 takes it for me.
TopicThis world is so stupid
USANumber1
09/11/17 8:01:07 AM
#12
It's the world that's wrong. Uh huh.
TopicThere should be a temporary ban on Caffeine
USANumber1
09/11/17 7:59:10 AM
#48
They should have a temporary ban on permavirgin failures at life.
TopicGaming in 4K doesn't look that much better...
USANumber1
09/11/17 7:52:35 AM
#14
Link HT posted...
It's honestly a bummer that resolution is the one graphics gimmicks that keeps getting pushed above everything else.

Games would look so much better with better framerates, textures, HDR, anti-aliasing, bigger draw distance and more dynamic objects on screen.

But noooooo, let's push for 4K instead.

This is dumb. Resolution is dynamic on PC. It's not a gimmick being pushed, it's an option that's selectable. Kind of like how it's been for like 25 years.

Textures aren't very resource expensive unless you count storage and vram. You're waiting on better compression methods here unless you want games even bigger than they are today. See ultra Fallout textures... They're like 30GB.

HDR implementation and quality is fragmented as all hell. You have TVs that are quote HDR ready but don't have a peak brightness high enough to deliver a good HDR picture. And even then, you have practically zero HDR computer monitors and a lot of HDR TV sets with high input lag in HDR mode. Then you have HDR 10 and Dolby Vision that the generals public can't be arsed to know what are.

Higher frame rates should always be a priority but I'm referring to PC where often your framerates are only limited by your hardware.

Anti aliasing in your argument is stupid... The best form of anti aliasing is higher resolutions or down sampling.

Dynamic objects on screen... Okay?
TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
USANumber1
09/11/17 3:33:27 AM
#165
Ving_Rhames posted...
USANumber1 posted...
He went abruptly to being very sexually inappropriate fucking instantaneously. You think it's ok to send girls messages like that when you don't know them!?!


You're on the wrong board if you're expecting anyone here to have any concept of what's socially acceptable.

I think you might be onto something.
TopicDeep voice girl doesn't like her deep voice.
USANumber1
09/10/17 11:27:43 PM
#35
What a cringey video.
TopicIf you knew they weren't going to bite/sting would you put wasps up your butt?
USANumber1
09/10/17 11:08:56 PM
#9
Dude I said wasps and you're over here putting the whole pond up your butt and it's not even helping you
TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
USANumber1
09/10/17 11:00:38 PM
#158
He went abruptly to being very sexually inappropriate fucking instantaneously. You think it's ok to send girls messages like that when you don't know them!?!
TopicIf you knew they weren't going to bite/sting would you put wasps up your butt?
USANumber1
09/10/17 10:55:50 PM
#6
I've done that.
Topic3 vicious dogs hunt a cute as fuck white chick
USANumber1
09/10/17 10:54:11 PM
#46
EmeralDragon23 posted...
How is it that you've been posting the same fucking garbage for 14 years, holy shit.

I spit out my vodka
TopicIf you knew they weren't going to bite/sting would you put wasps up your butt?
USANumber1
09/10/17 10:51:45 PM
#4
No dude don't be a dummy those are bees ya turkey. They're different you bologne
TopicIf you knew they weren't going to bite/sting would you put wasps up your butt?
USANumber1
09/10/17 10:47:19 PM
#1
If they had medicinal qualities. Like, you could get the best sleep of your life all you gotta do is put a wasp nest in your bum once a week and there's no ill effects and it's not expensive just kind of awkward to insert. Life changingly well rested. Cures your depression. Makes you motivated and gives you confidence.
TopicMost evil politicians ever?
USANumber1
09/10/17 10:39:52 PM
#10
Tojo was the one whom caught most of the blame.

Depends if you count old school monarchs as politicians. If you count conquerors you'd probably have to say pretty much all of them.
TopicHave you ever bought something expensive that you regret?
USANumber1
09/10/17 10:36:47 PM
#3
JustMyOpinion posted...
Your mom


You're so fucking witty.
TopicI'm about to get in the kitchen and make me a sammich
USANumber1
09/10/17 10:11:35 PM
#5
I never made the sandwich. :(
TopicCan a person get pregnant if the guy finishes NEAR the opening?
USANumber1
09/10/17 9:02:07 PM
#1
Glad to see you General. Another settlement is in trouble, I'll mark it on your map.
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