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Normal pretty non addicted escorts go for 250 an hour and up. They also can and do refuse service.
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Ok CE. So a man and his daughter who is of legal age (17) is walking through the mall. Another man walks up to him and in front of his daughter says,

"Man you raised a nice looking slut there, bet she could suck a good dick too. Mmm mmm mmm I'd love a taste of that pussy...i know you wont admit it but you know you'd fuck her too!"

Daughter is just shocked and a bit scared, dad knocks the perv the fuck out.

Who is wrong here?
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F1rstBlood posted...

Ive never been unmatched faster in my life

You..are a god amongst men.
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Cut carbs and youll usually lose weight even if your full after every meal
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Cool
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Soon father time will rid us of the last vile remnants of that bygone era, including grandma nazi.

*Charlottesville happens*

Fuck.
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Gendry now has the strongest claim from the Baratheon line. Jon Targaryan from the Targaryan line.
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A big boxing match has always been a massive cultural event. A spectacle that captures the nation.

Nothing like a big fight, its been that way for literally 100 years.
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UncleBourbon33 posted...

It's not that fucking hard to post pics

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yPTt_upttbw/UPxFhyU8EvI/AAAAAAAAB40/j4cdoDeQjCs/s1600/019.jpg

Yea...im gonna pass. Good on you though.
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clearaflagrantj posted...

I'm an ass man now and forever, I enjoy boobs of any size as long as they have a nice shape to them.

Daas it mane. Daas it
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As a 31 year old guy, you do this because sub conciously, you know, the most fun you will ever have you had during those times. You will never be as happy/carefree again. You miss it and you always will.

Life sucks bruh.
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*sips wine*
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Being fat is a choice she's decided to change.
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Lol of course
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King Rial posted...

FighterStreet posted...

my mother is not overweight so i didnt develop an attraction for big asses, ill take the million

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

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Sentence is way too harsh. People get less time for violence against actual people
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Hes gonna find hitting a treadmill 4-5 times a week much more challenging then getting your workout in while playing a game you love.
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The legend, Apollo Creed. Show some damn respect.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

Pigs gonna oink.

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You have no one you need to care for.
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Hispanic
Light skinned black
White
Mid tone black
Asian
Indian
Dark skinned black

But a hot chick is a hot chick.
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CmndrHurricane posted...

most of the world has herpes in one form or another

This.
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Returning_CEmen posted...

Pass

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Turtlebread posted...

I'm 24 and make 0 a year what do

Do work.
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I am 31 and started my career at 22 making 50k a year. Now i make 145k and all i have done is eat nicer and nicer food, wear nicer and nicer clothes, and life in better and better areas. I am tired of making more money then ever and having the same amount of money as ever.

So I am not renewing my leased car with BMW. I will be getting around by train and uber starting in August. Monthly ive spent 440 for the car, 200 for insurance, and 125 for a parking spot in my apartment building...all go away next month. Kinda excited, its like im giving myself the biggesy raise I ever got.

For the youger guys out there working there way up...beware that lifestyle creep.
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Cornmuffins posted...

S2 will be 8 episodes.

Might actually need a bathroom break to get through it
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Seems ideal to me my standard order is half rice double meat.
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Still lurking I am.
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Nas is almost universally agreed to be better. Life is good album was amaxing too.
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3 hours at most if im at my desk. I average 2 hours of meetings a day though. So i guess that would be 5.
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Amazon delivered it. Then i found out it wasnt a strategy game anymore but a hack and slash. I am returning it.
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Im all alone with these then...damn.
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Kind of freaking out, do they multiply? Go away?
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How can you call someone the best ever when they play in a league with inferior competition. Its blatantly disingenuous.

Im gonna create a mma league with only midgets and me, then call myself the most dominant ever lol.
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Its true whats the problemm?

Remember that time thr womens usa world champion soccer team lost to the usa boys under 16 team...yea...
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Bio1590 posted...

Imagine the breathalyzer reading if you get pulled over while drinking.

You'd be fucked.

Your average sized man will have a .02 after 1 beer. Your liver clears about 1 drink or .02 an hour. So if you have 3 beers in under an hour, driving or not, your blood alcohol will max at .06 and realistically be .04 after 1 hour.

To answer TC question yes you should be able to have a can of budweiser or 2 in your car on a hot summer day and if you get pulled over and are under thr limit and show no signs of being inebriated you should be let go. If you are over the limit they should lock you up. There is no differe nce between having 1 beer and immediately hopping in your car, which is legal, versus bsving 1 beer IN your car which will get you locked up.
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Isnt the editor some transgender gay social justice warrior...waddya expect? Joke website.
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

I have never seen this meme ever.

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TheFuzz3451 posted...

Wait that's how she looks at 70

She is legit more attractive than most 20 somethings

This...I'm in awe.
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I honestly never minded the second disk. The game was plenty long, and having the narration of events followed by dungeons kind of served to increased the excitement as the story neared the end. Favorite game of all time.
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I dont like victimless crimes, and i honestly dont see how anyone was a victim. Whatever though.
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muchdran posted...

Gross

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As in, he din du nuffin?
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http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/08/health/trans-man-pregnant-trnd/index.html


"I'm OK with my body being a trans body. I'm OK being a man who has a uterus and has the capacity and capability of carrying a baby. I don't feel like it makes me any less of a man. I just happen to be a man who is able to carry a baby."

Like...seriously?
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Who cares. No one drinks alcohol because its got the benefits of kale juice. People who drink have made the determination that the recreational/pleasure value exceed the harm to their health and there is nothing wrong with that. I make that decision everytime i have a burger and fries or play video games until 2 AM and only get 4 hours of sleep. My father never drank alcohol ever, hes been sick his whole life with high blood pressure issues and diabetes, i drink multiple times a week and am in great health (he was sick by my age). Its not like not having a drink guarantees you good health.
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Why?
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

Crazyman93 posted...

mario2000 posted...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the FBI has no obligation to pledge loyalty to the president.

The FBI Director works at the will of the President. The entire organization might not be obliged, but the Director is.

Is the logic here that the FBI director owes the president loyalty because he is nominated by the president? What about SCOTUS justices, then? Do they owe the president their loyalty as well?

SC justices are part of a coequal branch of government. The president cant fire a SC justice...he can (and did) fire the director of the FBI because the director of the FBI works for him.
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...

usually the first or the second. i go by the three strikes rule. if we're not banging by the third date, im moving on

This.
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Dash_Harber posted...

The Admiral posted...

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

Any of this new info?

No. The president telling the FBI director he needs him to be loyal is nothing on its own.

It is if he immediately fires him for not pledging said loyalty.

He literally serves "at the pleasure" of the President. That term means he doesnt need a reason to be fired by the boss.
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