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holiday episode when it's not even close to to said Holiday? I always feel weird about that. Last night I started watching the rest of Season 3 of Sabrina the Teenage Witch and got to a Christmas episode and felt weird watching it in September. I feel the same way when watching any TV show I like and it's a holiday episode.
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

ernieforss posted...

have you ever watched Live Freaky! Die Freaky! it's pretty much the same conscept of this topic. but instead of twilight they find Helter Skelter.

Never heard of it. Frankly I prefer a more darker post Apocalyptic scenario. Like the Book of Eli.
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

I think they would be able to tell by the way it's written that it's just a story. I have no interest in Twilight at all but I imagine the book starts off with a sentence like, "Bella woke up with her hair in a mess and gloomily got up to get ready for school." It doesn't even take a highschool diploma to tell a book that starts that way is just a story and not telling about historical facts.
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

They're not always bad. Ghost Rider.
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

Mead posted...

GreenGoblinOck posted...

Mead posted...

GreenGoblinOck posted...

Veedrock- posted...

I live in a world where people think police are the bad guys.

Literally letting the media play you. And proud of it no doubt.

Amen to this post! I'm sick of this bullcrap that all cops are bad! It's stupid!

Some cops are bad.

You think they are just gonna give military grade equipment and weapons to the Boy Scouts?

No but just because some cops are bad does not mean that military equipment shouldn't be given to cops in extreme situations. I'm not going to argue with you! There needs to be a board just for conservatives on this site!

Good luck on finding your safe space

Screw you!
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

Mead posted...

GreenGoblinOck posted...

Veedrock- posted...

I live in a world where people think police are the bad guys.

Literally letting the media play you. And proud of it no doubt.

Amen to this post! I'm sick of this bullcrap that all cops are bad! It's stupid!

Some cops are bad.

You think they are just gonna give military grade equipment and weapons to the Boy Scouts?

No but just because some cops are bad does not mean that military equipment shouldn't be given to cops in extreme situations. I'm not going to argue with you! There needs to be a board just for conservatives on this site!
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

Veedrock- posted...

I live in a world where people think police are the bad guys.

Literally letting the media play you. And proud of it no doubt.

Amen to this post! I'm sick of this bullcrap that all cops are bad! It's stupid!
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

I think Aldo Rane puts it best when he said, "The Nazis ain't got no humanity! They're the footsoldiers of a Jew hating mass murdering maniac and they need to be destroyed!"
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

RCtheWSBC posted...

Ugh, oh God

I didn't need this in my brain

Fuck you man

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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

That's me. Instead of playing on my PS4 I have been playing on my X-Box 360, PS2, and N64. All games I have beaten several times.
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

Well maybe you could just work in a lumber yard.
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

5-2 brothers and 3 sisters.
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

I have seen some kittens with some stray cats at my apartment. They were in front of my downstairs neighbor's door. They immediatly ran away when I got close to them. I live in an apartment complex so it's possible one of my neighbors has been feeding them.
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

Zangulus posted...

ninjabay posted...

Is not a pokemon

Wants people to think he makes awesome explosions with Ninjutsu.

Likes to make nonsensical statements specifically in his signature.
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

Frankly money. I don't mind charging my phone overnight while I am sleeping. Frankly though I wouldn't spend the million dollars on anything. I'd just put it in my checking account and continue at my current job and just act like nothing happened. I might need it after I eventually retire.
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"A lot of good people have slept with prostitutes." Jen

EightySeven posted...

GreenGoblinOck posted...

If you are 315 pounds then you are overweight. Frankly you need to lose 150 pounds. Not gain 30 pounds.

You don't know that. He could be 8' 3". Also all jokes aside, unless you're privy to his height and you might given that some of you know each other weirdly well, he could easily be 6' 6" or something in which case losing 150lbs probably wouldn't be a good idea either.

Okay. Fair enough but it's not like the TC mentioned his height.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

If you are 315 pounds then you are overweight. Frankly you need to lose 150 pounds. Not gain 30 pounds.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Ghostbusters for X-Box 360 cause it's a good sequel to the movies.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

That is said in Home Improvement. It is just done for laughs.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

What you said reminds me of something from the novel Superfudge. Specifically the chapter called Santa Who.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Greenfox111 posted...

21 the rest of you are dirty lawbreakers that need to be locked up

There is a difference between a sip and a whole glass/can. Also I refuse to believe you have never drank when underage.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

About 2 years old. My Dad was drinking some beer and let me have a sip thinking I would hate it. But I liked it. He would let me have tiny sips of it from time to time. Funny, I never drink beer anymore. Makes me too tired. Plus I have to take Thyroid medication.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

I said yes but the first thing I thought was, "Oh no! It's the Thing!"
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Bligh_with_no_T posted...

She's in the same situation as the Mandarin in that she's the closest you're gonna get.

I doubt it. They probably will do the more popular love interests and side characters later on.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Starting out in my life we were middle class until my Dad finished Medical school and became a doctor.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Bligh_with_no_T posted...

At least the new MJ will never say that.

The New MJ sucks! Also I love that line and want it in a movie. The closest to that line we've gotten in movies is Mary Jane in Spider-Man 2 saying, "Go get em Tiger!" Also I agree with Dikitain which is why I don't like MJ in the new Spider-Man movie. She acts bored through out the movie and has non of the wit and charm of MJ from the comics. Even Ultimate MJ had that wit and she was made to be almost as nerdy as Peter.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

DeathMagnetic80 posted...

Yellow posted...

Amen

SMW Feather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shitty raccoon suit

And it isn't even close.

Eh, I love the cape, but it was kind of broken as a powerup. The raccoon suit was a bit more balanced in the sense that you couldn't just fly over entire levels with it (unless you have a P-Wing)

I once did play Super Mario Bros 3 on the Super Mario All Star on Super Nintendo and used the feather on the tank level to fly over the tanks. My Uncle saw that and said, "That's not how you're supposed to do it." But he didn't make me stop playing it.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Probably the conservative guys cause they'd probably know more about survival skills. I don't mean offense by that it's just that most of the liberal women I know haven't ever hunted and are all vegetarians. They'd actually probably all rather die than to eat meat and that includes fish.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Duck-I-Says posted...

Are you old enough to have played it when it first came out?

I am. Though as a kid my parents did buy a NES til they got rid of it when me and my 3 older siblings would fight over whose turn it was. Frankly because of lack of multiplayer modes, there wasn't really a good solution to that. We never had another game system after that. Except a PC which we weren't allowed to play anything but education games like Carmen Sandiago or Kid Pix.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

DorkLink posted...

GreenGoblinOck posted...

I didn't care for that one either though I am not big on Mario games. They're all hard. A few years ago I played Super Mario World on game boy advance til I got stuck in it and couldn't beat the 2nd boss level.

Wow, you suck at video games

I admit I do. I usually can't beat any modern game except on the easiest difficulty. Except Spider-Man Web of Shadows though that doesn't have difficulty levels.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Castlevania Legacy of Darkness.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

DorkLink posted...

Huh, that's a new one. Usually people just say Ocarina of Time.


Super Mario 64 is the most overrated Nintendo game that I've played.

I didn't care for that one either though I am not big on Mario games. They're all hard. A few years ago I played Super Mario World on game boy advance til I got stuck in it and couldn't beat the 2nd boss level. The only Mario game I could beat was Donkey Kong on Gameboy. Also I think the most overrated game of all time is Tetris. That game is boring.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

No. I don't like it. Plus my doctor said not to drink it since having my colon removed.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Sorry about that. Sometimes some cops can be jerks. I do almost wonder if the 21 year old guy was drunk.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

8 and rarely take naps.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

As far as I'm concerned the guy running Norh Korea is a no good stinking pathetic excuse of a human being and so are his supporters and they all need to be stopped! The good people in North Korea deserve freedom and I would be all for taking down that evil man and his followers!
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

helIy posted...

GreenGoblinOck posted...

It's better for you than soda.

uh, worse, actually.

the only good thing about apple juice is that it'll give you the shits.

otherwise it's about as equal to soda in regards to sugary content.

It at least has Vitamin C though. I'd tell the TC to drink water but he's obviously way too addicted to sugary things to drink something like water.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Watch Penguins I guess. There really isn't much to do in Antarctica really.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

I wouldn't worry about it. It's better for you than soda. Also I prefer grape juice.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Gundammike posted...

Krazy_Kirby posted...

90's spiderman is easily the best

False. The Spectacular Spider-Man holds that title.

Not if you prefer Peter as an adult. I liked Spectacular but I hate the whole highschool setting. And yes I dislike that it seems we're going to have Peter in highschool in the movies for the foreseeable future.

the spider-man cartoon was extremely weird just for the fact that spider-man was still a new concept and a lot of the enemies he faced were either created just for the show or they were from the comics but because the comics had not been running that long

the characters back stories are drastically different than what most people today know them as

The story that revealed Norman as Green Goblin came out 2 years before the show and yet they just had him be some random robber. They also didn't even bother using any love interest from the comics except Betty Brant.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Yeah. I watched episodes of it as a kid and also watched the few episodes of it that came with the Spider-Man 90s cartoon episodes they released on DVD years back.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Yellow posted...

GreenGoblinOck posted...

You have never read comicbooks, have you? Cause what you have a problem with is what happens in literally thousands of comics that have existed since before you or I were even born.

Only 500 issues of The Amazing Spider-man and another big stack 3 feet tall of random comics.

Recently I've come to realize there are some seriously dumb things that happen in comic books. I did stop at ~500, and I hear it got really stupid after that. One offs are really good, but it can only go on so long.

Well, the sort of things that happen in the Avengers films are what happens in Avengers comics and other Marvel comics. It may just be that you're not used this kind of film Universe which had never been done before because of Marvel selling all their movie rights after they went bankrupt in the 90s. For DC, it's because they had too many failures in the past.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Yellow posted...

The fact that all of these people are in the same universe breaks the immersion. It's too silly. Iron Man was believable, so was Batman, now there's no way I can wrap my mind around all this magic + theist + pseudo-science God tier people all fighting an alien god war. On their own? Sure, but not all at once. If something crazy happens, it's fine, but only one thing crazy is allowed to happen, and then everything else is supposed to come from that one crazy thing. Otherwise, it's just nonsense.

And none of them die, every time one of them is about to die they're saved by sheer luck, then they walk away and say some cheesy one-liner. It's the most dangerous job ever but none of them die. There's no suspense because we need everyone for the sequel.

You have never read comicbooks, have you? Cause what you have a problem with is what happens in literally thousands of comics that have existed since before you or I were even born.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

DarkKirby2500 posted...

Finding Nemo.

Nemo's dad tells him leaving the coral reef in dangerous, is immediately proved right when Nemo tries to prove him wrong, it's a miracle Nemo's dad finds him and they both survive and return home safely after they both almost get killed multiple times as a result of Nemo getting captured and Nemo's dad trying to save him, then somehow the moral is Nemo's dad was wrong to be so protective of Nemo or that the outside world is too dangerous.

I thought the point was that Nemo should've listened to his Dad.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Gamefreak9905 posted...

R0R0N0A-Z0R0 posted...

What's the main reason?

Like I said, I don't want to say. Most people will consider it extremely stupid, but I've wanted to do it for a long time now.

If it's because of other kids bullying you I can understand. But I encourage you to not drop out. From what I have seen in the news it is very hard and costly to get a GED.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

helly posted...

at this point i'm convinced he's doing this on purpose

I maybe a bit sensitive I admit. I am like Barny Fife.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

Erik_P posted...

It means that people on this board thrive off negative emotions. It makes them feel cool if they put me down.

We aren't putting you down. What we are doing is giving you shit because you're so anti gay you flip the fuck out over a simple question. Normal people would ignore those questions but you throw a fit and close your account and run away for a year. The fact that you actually came back and still behaving the same way shows you learned nothing at all and are therefore an easy target to fuck with.

You must have had a truly awful childhood with parents that instilled nothing but hate and intolerance into you. I feel sorry for you actually.

I don't remember saying that I hated people for being gay. I just said I don't agree with it. And I don't have hate and intolerance. How dare you say that about my parents! You don't know me and you don't know my parents! I am sorry if what I said offends you but I do not think it's okay to ask some random person on the internet if they like to suck on a dick! That's not right! And the fact that you're okay with it makes you in the wrong! Of course you're so ingrained in your way of thinking that you are incapable of understanding me or my point of view! Also anyone who asks that question is crazy in my book! Jen's crazy too!
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

HellHole_ posted...

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

GreenGoblinOck posted...

Erik_P posted...

I wonder if we can get Dan to throw another hissy fit and close his account again. It sure is easy to make him mad.

You and other people on here are so psychomagnotheric.

P sure that's not a word.

it's a word, except it was made up for the ghostbusters 2 movie. it's mood slime. like the main thing in the movie.

so while it is a word, it means fucking nothing.

It means that people on this board thrive off negative emotions. It makes them feel cool if they put me down.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40

crinalex posted...

FatalAccident posted...

back to when crinalex used to post more regularly

Good times...
GreenGoblinOck posted...

I guess anything post equal rights amendment here in the U.S. Otherwise I would probably get arrested for beating the crap out of some racist scumbag.

Louis CK had a joke about this. How a white person could go back to any point in time and they'd have a table waiting for him, while a black man wouldn't go anywhere further back than the 1960s.

I am actually white but I don't like that so many people were racist towards black people for so many years.
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"What he doesn't know is that I'm just as as worried of Aunt May learning my secret identity as he is of Harry finding out his." Peter Parker, ASM#40