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sylverlolol posted...

scar the 1 posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

tl;dr version?

Woman asked boyfriend to consider an open relationship. He panics and dumps her, she is sad because obviously she still loves him. People here celebrate his decision while slut shaming her.

Panics...lmao. Get over yourself. She wanted to sleep with other people. He didn't. There isn't anything wrong with his decision at all.

I don't think any one would argue his decision as right or wrong, but calling her a slut and saying she only wants to "cheat" is not correct either.
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Tanoomba posted...

So, hippo wins.

Hippo wins!
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shnangyboos posted...

So her response to receiving an unsolicited dick pic is to send an unsolicited dick pic to someone else who had nothing to do with it?

What a fucking idiot.

Umm, his mom clearly had something to do with it. She is, after all, the one who raised an idiot that is willing to send dick pics as a pick up line.
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Fair enough, wasn't trying to imply anything of the sort.
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You realize he wont see that, right?
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In your opinion, who has the consistently strongest plot armor in all of fiction?
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Aristoph posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

some are just less pretentious about it and don't act like douchebags in a topic meant for fun.

No, everyone in that chain acts like a pretentious douchebag. Just some of us don't care and feel like pointing out the stupidity in others (seriously, typing is an extremely basic skill that literally everybody not living in a third world country should have these days), and others think everybody's ego is so fragile they need to white knight and make sure nobody's feelings get hurt.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Apparently not if you're aristoph.

I can use backspace with my eyes closed too. Typing accurately is not just making zero mistakes. It's also the ability to recognize when you've made a mistake and fix it quickly and accurately.

How exactly have I been acting like a pretentious douchebag? I just pointed out that being an asshole over a topic meant for fun because of people making typos with their eyes closed is fucking god awful behaviour.

Answer me this, what does that kind of behaviour actually accomplish? What is your end game plan for being a dick over something that is meant for fun?

You claim that typing is a necessary skill while completely ignoring the fact that literally everyone posting in this topic has had to type to make a fucking post.

You also talk about people's intelligence like it is directly tied to their ability to type, in a topic where people are typing with their eyes closed. Being better at something doesn't inherently make you smarter than someone it just means you have either more natural talent at it or you have had more practice. There are a ton of things that can cause someone to have a poor or even below average ability to do anything.

It seems to me you do have a fragile ego, you are getting so triggered over being called out for crappy behaviour. No one is white knighting for anyone, I just saw two guys being dicks and called them out for it; now you're crying.
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Freddie_Mercury posted...

this is an amazing gimmick bro

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Have you ever met my kids?
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This topic has become fucking gold pretty quickly.
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Was it like the first 6 episodes or were they scattered throughout the two seasons?
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TheDarkCircle posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

TheDarkCircle posted...

I don't get the whole Ricky and Morty obsession. What is it about the show people love? seriously asking.

Personally...

I love the characters, I find the dialogue to be quite entertaining, Rick and Morty's dynamic gives an interesting twist to the dual protag dynamic, I really enjoy Dan Harmon's work(community, monster house,) and at this point I really want to see where this ship goes.

Those are fair answers. I don't hate the show or anything, it just didn't stick with me some of the episodes I've seen. I didn't think it was worse than other animated shows, but I didn't see what differentiated it either. Was wondering if there was something I'm missing, guess it's just not for me.

How much have you watched?
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TheDarkCircle posted...

I don't get the whole Ricky and Morty obsession. What is it about the show people love? seriously asking.

Personally...

I love the characters, I find the dialogue to be quite entertaining, Rick and Morty's dynamic gives an interesting twist to the dual protag dynamic, I really enjoy Dan Harmon's work(community, monster house,) and at this point I really want to see where this ship goes.
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No Rick and Morty love?
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thronedfire2 posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

The Deadpool posted...

WaterLink posted...

No it wouldn't. Like you said restaurants would probably raise the prices more to account for increased wage expense.

Except the restaurant now has less motivated and less productive servers. So the restaurant is now paying more for less.

They could match the ~20-25 an hour, but now they are paying bad servers as much as good servers. And it's costing them more.

WaterLink posted...

The consumer pays more for the food, BUT, no longer has to tip.

But it won't be one-to-one. Volume isn't 100% of the time, so an hourly pay would have to cover all of it. Food prices would go up disproportionately to make up for it.

Also, you no longer have the option to tip poorly because you had a bad week, or your service sucked, or you just don't like to tip. No longer will good tippers be offsetting the shitty ones: you all have to pay the same. Which would hurt the bad tippers the most.

Also also, less motivated and incentivezed servers hurts your guest experience.

Both the restaurant and the guest benefits from tipping. The restaurant clearly more so.

You say this like restaurants are some how immune for getting rid of bad employees.

Good servers stay with restaurants because they make a ton of money off tips. Take that away, the good servers will go elsewhere and you'll be stuck with McDonald's quality employees making their straight min wage

So what? It won't effect the quality of the food. I've had good servers and bad servers it is hardly the be all end all to the dinning experience. The food is the most important part.
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The Deadpool posted...

WaterLink posted...

No it wouldn't. Like you said restaurants would probably raise the prices more to account for increased wage expense.

Except the restaurant now has less motivated and less productive servers. So the restaurant is now paying more for less.

They could match the ~20-25 an hour, but now they are paying bad servers as much as good servers. And it's costing them more.

WaterLink posted...

The consumer pays more for the food, BUT, no longer has to tip.

But it won't be one-to-one. Volume isn't 100% of the time, so an hourly pay would have to cover all of it. Food prices would go up disproportionately to make up for it.

Also, you no longer have the option to tip poorly because you had a bad week, or your service sucked, or you just don't like to tip. No longer will good tippers be offsetting the shitty ones: you all have to pay the same. Which would hurt the bad tippers the most.

Also also, less motivated and incentivezed servers hurts your guest experience.

Both the restaurant and the guest benefits from tipping. The restaurant clearly more so.

You say this like restaurants are some how immune for getting rid of bad employees.
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The Deadpool posted...

WaterLink posted...

Also, let's say tipping was done away with, employers would probably pay close to minimum wage, probably a little higher but not much. Let's say we set it at $10/hr.

Here's the problem: that would cost the restaurant money. AND the consumer.

A good server makes the restaurant a lot of money. And you're not getting a good server for minimum wage.

And companies wouldn't let that affect their bottom line too much. So if they're paying servers more guess what they do? Raise the food cost. That's what happened when's Minnesotta got rid of tippable wages and it would be even more ridiculous if tipping went away.

A restaurant needs servers to be well paid, because a server that gets paid well makes them a lot of money. And they don't want to pay it themselves. And costumers don't want expensive food. So we end up with tipping. Letting a percent of the costumers foot the bill for the other percent of the the costumers.

Except that you actually do end up with expensive food because you are still paying that cost anyway.
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@Mal_Fet posted...

NibeIungsnarf posted...

How is the immigration status/history of the people in question relevant to not wanting police to be "not nice" to certain suspects?

I have no idea, ask the liberals who speak out against this

Ok so now how does that pertain to absolutely anyone in this topic, considering no one that you are currently conversing with on the subject has made any kind of similar connection themselves?
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@Mal_Fet posted...

Leftists are literally defending child sex traffickers

I never want to see you defend people who punch "Nazis" ever again, @ VipaGTS

Please quote the posts that people are defending child sex traffickers in.
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EverDownward posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

The thing is our police should be held a higher standard than piece of shit lowlifes.

So if an officer loses his life because he followed exact protocol in dealing with this man, who should be the one to let his family know? Can I really blame the officer for not wanting to lose his life? Whose life is more important, the gang member's or the officer's?

Most likely his partner or whoever his station deems most appropriate. It would be an absolute tragedy for sure and I won't discount that in anyway, especially because I appreciate the work police do; it's not an easy job. I won't blame the office for not wanting to lose his life but if they already have the suspect detained what exactly does excessive force accomplish? In no way am I suggesting that police be docile while trying to apprehend a criminal that is fleeing or putting anyone else's life at risk. As for importance of life, it could easily be argued everyone's life is equally important.
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EverDownward posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

@EverDownward posted...

It's MS-13. These are not your average criminals. Do you think they'd afford cops the same kind of politeness you so desperately want the cops to afford them?

Are you saying we should hold cops and MS-13 to the same standard?

Don't answer a question with a question. Just answer the question. Do you expect MS-13 to treat the police with any amount of civility? Do you think they'd give the police the time of day?

That is an irrelevant question, but of course I don't and I don't think anyone would. The thing is our police should be held a higher standard than piece of shit lowlifes.
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Well that was certainly fucking dumb.
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Proto_Spark posted...

Some cases where they didn't even have to change their name (like the Hardys, Kurt Angle)

I would imagine in those cases they wouldn't have to change their name if it was their real name.
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RICK AND MORTY HYPE!!!!

caps
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It seems odd that they would wait this long to do anything.
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Artillatron8 posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Here's one, if you were 13 and were answering this question what's the least bad response?

What 13 year old boy wouldn't fucking love to have a hot 18 year old girlfriend?

I'm sure the reality wouldn't actually be as good as the fantasy. How pathetic of a person would she have to be to date a 13 year old?
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Where is the owner option?
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ssj3vegeta posted...

average

Great
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IfGodCouldDie posted...

@EverDownward posted...

It's MS-13. These are not your average criminals. Do you think they'd afford cops the same kind of politeness you so desperately want the cops to afford them?

Are you saying we should hold cops and MS-13 to the same standard?

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Ilishe posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Ilishe posted...

Ha, I'm quite good. I did have some informal education in regards to typing though.

At least you aren't trying to be disparaging towards the people that had typos lol.

Typos happen all the time, which is why Backspace exists. =)

Apparently not if you're aristoph.
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Ilishe posted...

Ha, I'm quite good. I did have some informal education in regards to typing though.

At least you aren't trying to be disparaging towards the people that had typos lol.
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Here's one, if you were 13 and were answering this question what's the least bad response?
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Murayomi posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Aristoph posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

thanks for coming across as pretentious douchebags.

Posting this from my phone. Still no issues. Learn to type.

Doubling down on that pretentious douchebaggery I see, good on ya.

Seems like someone is really sensitive about not knowing how to type.

I think you misquoted someone everyone in that chain knows how to type some are just less pretentious about it and don't act like douchebags in a topic meant for fun.
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Perascamin posted...

Okay, so if your profile picture on a website primarily known for hooking up on one night stands is yourself in a very sexually revealing outfit, people on said website dedicated to having sex are going to assume you're DTF.

You don't want to get dick pics on Tinder, the website dedicated to people fucking each other's brains out. There are two things you should consider:

1. Don't use said website
2. Use a profile picture that doesn't show in some kind of lingerie like costume

There is a degree of common sense that comes with these type of things. It sucks people can't keep to themselves and people who send unsolicited nudes are shitty, and I'm aware women will get them on things like Facebook, Twitter, etc for no reason which is asinine.

This story, however, comes from Tinder where it should come as no surprise regardless of warnings when it's a website full of people trying to fuck. That's just part of the way it works, there's gonna be a lot of nudes.

So you think just because people are shitty that there should be no repercussions and that their behaviour should just be accepted?
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Aristoph posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

thanks for coming across as pretentious douchebags.

Posting this from my phone. Still no issues. Learn to type.

Doubling down on that pretentious douchebaggery I see, good on ya.
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awesome999 posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Lonestar2000 posted...

He's not wrong, there are too many damn people on this planet.

Our planet could easily sustain many more people.

At what cost?

Just because you could doesn't mean you should

At no cost? What cost do you imagine a couple more billion being?
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Lonestar2000 posted...

He's not wrong, there are too many damn people on this planet.

Our planet could easily sustain many more people.
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WaffIeElite posted...

You should step outside and talk to people more often. Nobody wants to take on someone else's baggage. Besides, if she was stupid enough to have kids with someone who took off, she doesn't make very good decisions. Hell, it's immoral to be having kids with such a ridiculous overpopulation problem.

WaffIeElite posted...

Hell, it's immoral to be having kids with such a ridiculous overpopulation problem.

WaffIeElite posted...

a ridiculous overpopulation problem.

WaffIeElite posted...

overpopulation problem.

WaffIeElite posted...

overpopulation

WaffIeElite posted...

overpopulation

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Murayomi posted...

Murayomi

I fail to see how this could pose a problem assuming you know how to type correctly. Hmm

Aristoph posted...

Aristoph

The fact that anybody is having trouble with this at all is kind of pathetic. I typed this entire post with my eyes closed. Learn how to type, people. It's a basic skill that is pretty much essential in this day and age.

Some people do it in mobile which is not the same as typing on a keyboard but thanks for coming across as pretentious douchebags.
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Iffoscouldue

Wow, at least I got "could" and "if" right.
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EverDownward posted...

It's MS-13. These are not your average criminals. Do you think they'd afford cops the same kind of politeness you so desperately want the cops to afford them?

Are you saying we should hold cops and MS-13 to the same standard?
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Mandasnake posted...

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Nah, I think with that kind of money the two of us would dump our kids in an orphanage and run away.

Wow. You should leave the ho and take care of your kids.

Why? They are 2 and 4, old enough to move out and stop mooching off us already.
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...

ledbowman posted...

my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

I feel like that didn't really need to be 20mins
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Nah, I think with that kind of money the two of us would dump our kids in an orphanage and run away.
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Vegy posted...

How does it hurt your brain, I don't understand? Do you guys just have really bad mental health or something? Make me understand please.

I'm mostly joking, but reading proper punctuation/grammar is more enjoyable. Either way...
Fantastein posted...

Keep being you vegy. You rock.

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CatataFish462 posted...

How was she led way by the first dude?

I was wondering this myself, and where the fuck did her friend go?
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