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Topic	I feel like my heart is going to explode
usui88 05/05/17 5:19:29 AM #5	Just drink a bunch of water dude. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I'm not bi!
usui88 05/05/17 5:04:53 AM #14	And that lucky guy/lady's got a lot to live up to. I don't even know how a human being could ever hope to get that stained and crusty. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I'm not bi!
usui88 05/05/17 5:01:01 AM #13	I've gotta wonder if he regrets sharing that he fucks his mattress because lol ad infinitum. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 05/04/17 1:11:13 AM #302	Twinsmith - Matters --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I will be wearing $3,700+ worth of clothing tomorrow.
usui88 05/03/17 3:29:44 AM #43	I'm wearing $0 worth of clothing right now since I stole these pajama bottoms so mine's more impressive. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	What's the best accidental nudity you've ever seen?
usui88 05/03/17 3:26:31 AM #21	Kana posted... I don't know about best, it was just a thing. But I had a neighbour who would constantly walk around her house naked, which is whatever, except at least a few times a week she'd do it with the windows open. I don't really know how she didn't realize it, so I can only assume she did it on purpose. It was actually kind of annoying because her window was totally front-and-center when I looked out of mine, so if I looked and she was doing that I felt like I was doing something wrong by looking out of my own window. :l I think that's called an invitation. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	What's the best accidental nudity you've ever seen?
usui88 05/03/17 3:25:46 AM #20	I only know intentional nudity. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 05/03/17 3:23:54 AM #300	Persona 3 The Movie OST - Mass Destruction (Lotus Juice remix) --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	The 1970s-1990s seem like such a terrible time to have been alive.
usui88 05/03/17 3:14:43 AM #29	Can't speak for the other two decades but I liked being a 90's kid. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	How devolved is your signature?
usui88 05/03/17 3:12:08 AM #31	It's illegible, but not devolved so much as it was never my name to begin with. I just made up something quick to write. I don't think I've ever signed my actual name. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	NK vs CN: The Amanda Show vs SWAT Kats
usui88 05/02/17 6:44:18 AM #10	Mead posted... She also went kinda crazy and has been arrested like 20 times since 2012 I nominate her breakdown for the next poll. I mean I loved The Amanda Show but that shit was Britney Spears-tier golden. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Yes, I'm still doing these every night I can
usui88 05/02/17 5:32:42 AM #295	Anti-post. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 05/02/17 5:12:37 AM #299	Oh Wonder vs Kendrick Lamar - Shark Pool (mashup) --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 05/01/17 2:52:54 AM #297	Bright Eyes - Take It Easy (Love Nothing) --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Hot or Not: Filthy Rich Fitness Deity Edition
usui88 05/01/17 2:52:00 AM #47	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... boo thats only for pornos it is an insult to your man not to swallow I make up for it being such a dynamo in the sack. ...I dont even know what that is supposed to mean. Dynamo = good The sack = bed I'm good at sex. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Hot or Not: Filthy Rich Fitness Deity Edition
usui88 05/01/17 2:30:11 AM #44	CountessRolab posted... boo thats only for pornos it is an insult to your man not to swallow I make up for it being such a dynamo in the sack. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Hot or Not: Filthy Rich Fitness Deity Edition
usui88 05/01/17 2:24:33 AM #42	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... He looks he crawled directly out of the primordial soup and that soup's only ingredients were anabolic steroids and HGH. Face tho sure. I'd drink that soup any day I need so badly to un-read those words. Something something Balor swallows. Is there any other way to do it? On the face, obviously. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Hot or Not: Filthy Rich Fitness Deity Edition
usui88 05/01/17 2:16:01 AM #40	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... He looks he crawled directly out of the primordial soup and that soup's only ingredients were anabolic steroids and HGH. Face tho sure. I'd drink that soup any day I need so badly to un-read those words. Something something Balor swallows. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Hot or Not: Filthy Rich Fitness Deity Edition
usui88 05/01/17 2:05:23 AM #38	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... He looks he crawled directly out of the primordial soup and that soup's only ingredients were anabolic steroids and HGH. Face tho sure. I'd drink that soup any day I need so badly to un-read those words. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 05/01/17 1:57:04 AM #296	Unlike Pluto feat. Mister Blonde - Sweet --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Hot or Not: Filthy Rich Fitness Deity Edition
usui88 05/01/17 1:49:14 AM #34	Smarkil posted... Wait, is Balor gay? One of the great mysteries in life. I doubt we'll ever know. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I get that small talk can be hard
usui88 05/01/17 1:47:18 AM #30	usui88 posted... Zangulus posted... Hit close to home? Lol I mean no, but I it's not like I was rolling out with just a six-pack so either she's terrible at on-the-spot conversation or I look like walking psoriasis. Obv meant cirrhosis. Not sure how that happened. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Hot or Not: Filthy Rich Fitness Deity Edition
usui88 05/01/17 1:45:25 AM #32	He looks he crawled directly out of the primordial soup and that soup's only ingredients were anabolic steroids and HGH. Face tho sure. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 04/30/17 3:41:16 AM #295	Imagine Dragons vs Fall Out Boy - Radioactive in the Dark (mashup) --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I get that small talk can be hard
usui88 04/30/17 3:38:24 AM #25	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... I mean I hate having to use them so why would I want to see someone else wear them. Just test the motherfuckers and put the rest in god's hands. ...I am so proud of you right now. ;__; Any dude who says they like condoms is a goddamn liar, but bro-fist all the same. TheCyborgNinja posted... ^Yeah, I never understood the embarrassment. It's not like the girl at the cash is going to giggle "teehee, this boy gets a period!" She's more likely to think "what a great guy" or something, not to mention women seem to find taken guys more desirable in a round-about sort of way, either because you're not up for grabs or because somebody else obviously sees value in you, and your stock goes up. Hilariously the cashier did hit on me a little. Maybe this is a pick-up goldmine. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I get that small talk can be hard
usui88 04/30/17 3:29:26 AM #22	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... At least it is all bareback. The biggest tragedy in the world of gay porn is that their older (and best) vids all use condoms. The only exceptions being those ultra high budget trips they took the models on. I mean I hate having to use them so why would I want to see someone else wear them. Just test the motherfuckers and put the rest in god's hands. TheCyborgNinja posted... @usui88 Yeah, whenever I've bought pads or tampons and the cashier was a younger female, they had a tendency to comment on it positively. Apparently it's this big to-do and I don't get why. Proof you're hittin' a chick who ain't menopausal and I see no wrong with that. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I get that small talk can be hard
usui88 04/30/17 3:01:41 AM #19	CountessRolab posted... At least it is all bareback. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I get that small talk can be hard
usui88 04/30/17 2:57:18 AM #17	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered. I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur. You still didnt answer the question. I honestly don't have one. Basically all I watch is amateur. Teenaged-me definitely favored Bel Ami though, if that gives you what need. Btw don't know if you saw but a Yuri!!! On ICE movie was just announced. Ok, sufficient answer, and Bel Ami is a solid choice. I'd still probably go with Corbin Fisher though. And no, I didnt know that. Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! I totally forgot about Corbin. That was my other go-to. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	tfw you see a random guy on Instagram and recognize him from a porno
usui88 04/30/17 2:51:41 AM #5	CacciatoPart2 posted... Holy shit we had no idea that you were gay Big lol. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I get that small talk can be hard
usui88 04/30/17 2:49:04 AM #15	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered. I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur. You still didnt answer the question. I honestly don't have one. Basically all I watch is amateur. Teenaged-me definitely favored Bel Ami though, if that gives you what need. Btw don't know if you saw but a Yuri!!! On ICE movie was just announced. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I get that small talk can be hard
usui88 04/30/17 1:23:53 AM #11	Zangulus posted... Hit close to home? Lol I mean no, but I it's not like I was rolling out with just a six-pack so either she's terrible at on-the-spot conversation or I look like walking psoriasis. CountessRolab posted... I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered. I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur. TheCyborgNinja posted... Well, I'm glad nobody tried to be a clown that time I only bought toothpaste and condoms. One time all I bought were condoms and tampons and the chick told me I was the best boyfriend ever. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 04/29/17 11:11:11 PM #294	Sir Sly - You Haunt Me --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I get that small talk can be hard
usui88 04/29/17 11:02:18 PM #1	but if the best you've got when you're ringing up someone's groceries is "so, drinking alone tonight?" maybe just don't bother. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	What is a needling
usui88 04/29/17 2:47:10 AM #14	KogaSteelfang posted... It's what your baby-mama did to trap you. lol --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Aw, that topic got deleted.
usui88 04/29/17 2:46:22 AM #52	CountessRolab posted... zebatov posted... CountessRolab posted... Gay porn is just such a higher caliber than straight porn. Both performers are [usually] glorified, respected and given equal screen time, and are often totally into it. That's because in straight porn, most people aren't there for the guy. Even the women arent treated well. Gay porn usually has a very romantic vibe to it (see the vids I posted earlier in the topic). Straight porn is usually just really sleazy. I think you're missing the point of porn. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 04/29/17 2:41:54 AM #293	Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes to Worst --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Has anyone here ever dislocated something?
usui88 04/27/17 2:17:04 AM #3	CountessRolab posted... No, I am invincible. /topic Aren't you like 100 lbs? I could snap you in two. Come at me bruh. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Has anyone here ever dislocated something?
usui88 04/27/17 2:10:15 AM #1	I dislocated my jaw in high school and I've always had issues with it sort of half-popping out out occasionally, but the past few months it's been happening a lot more. Just curious if anyone else has had it get worse over time. It's reeeeeally not fun. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 04/27/17 2:05:07 AM #292	Bassnectar feat. Lafa Taylor - Speakerbox --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	lol face app, old, young, and female Koga inside.
usui88 04/24/17 11:36:18 PM #48	Tried it with a diff picture. Female me looks exactly like CL and I'm into it. Claude_Frollo posted... Old you looks just like Bill Nye, though. Lol shit you're right. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 04/24/17 11:23:54 PM #291	Gang Starr - Above the Clouds Gang Starr - Moment of Truth What_The_Chris posted... oh Christ you people have terrible music taste <_< Well you're certainly free to post your shitty music too. Why I made the topic. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	lol face app, old, young, and female Koga inside.
usui88 04/24/17 11:21:14 PM #44	Except old they literally all look the same. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 04/24/17 3:22:56 AM #289	Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar Lenka - The Show --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Manscaping
usui88 04/24/17 3:14:16 AM #17	BillySastard posted... I'm 38 but I look like a little boy when I'm naked That image is so disturbing. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	things you can do with your cock that rhyme
usui88 04/24/17 3:11:13 AM #8	MICHALECOLE posted... Do a trick with your dick "I'll turn a trick, so let me sell you my dick" was mine, so you sort of half-ninja'd it. And something about masturbating and needing a sock for your cock. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	What's your dominant hand and which one do your hold your fork in?
usui88 04/22/17 5:02:20 AM #25	Right-handed, left hand dominant. Right hand with just a fork, left hand with fork and knife. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	I'm Off Work in 65 minutes AMA
usui88 04/22/17 4:58:54 AM #8	ss4parrothair posted... Shining Force 2 I liked III better. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music!
usui88 04/22/17 4:55:09 AM #288	Desaparecidos - Manana --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	you think nicki minaj has ass impants
usui88 04/22/17 4:52:19 AM #3	I saw her last music video. She looks like La Toya Jackson and Lil' Kim had a horror-child. There are better things to critique her on. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Manscaping
usui88 04/22/17 4:48:20 AM #1	What's your deal? Trimmed Shaved It's a jungle down there View Results Someone just told me that visually she doesn't have a preference, but she hates picking that shit out of her mouth. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
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