Lurker > Steiner

2. Mimikyu
Score: 928
Average Ranking: 22.1 (Standard Deviation: 25.1)
Ghost rank: 2/8
Fairy rank: 1/13
Fully Evolved rank: 2/60
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II:


1 - ctes
1 - mcflubbin
1 - IHateThisCPU
1 - OrangeCrush
1 - Drakeryn
1 - Xuxon
1 - ecksgem
1 - swordz9
1 - TexWolf_1729
2 - Cybat
2 - Raka_Putra
2 - Anagram
2 - profDEADPOOL
3 - xx521xx
3 - JONALEON1
4 - Inviso
5 - th3l3fty
6 - swirldude
9 - red13n
10 - pyresword
11 - NFUN
12 - hotdogturtle
18 - Dragon66116
22 - mnkboy907
23 - StifledSilence
24 - eddv
24 - ScepterOfLove
24 - XIII
29 - Luster Soldier
32 - Terastodon
32 - cody11533
33 - Steiner
38 - VeryInsane
38 - PrinceKaro
40 - starfox2245
44 - Brayze_II
54 - MrSmartGuy
57 - FrostHarpy
65 - Paratroopa1
72 - arti
83 - Whiskey Nick
96 - Ermine

ctes: This Pokemon is perfect through and through. I can't possibly not award the top spot to it. First off, they make something that resembles Pikachu that is not at all Pikachu when it comes down to it. It's a completely different Pokemon. This is the only "Pikachu" clone that should've ever been made and it's not a true Pikachu clone. Instead it has some fantastic lore regarding Pikachu. How it wants to be Pikachu and literally has a decorated room full of Pikachu merchandise back from Pokemon's first heyday. The trial with Mimikyu is among the best of them. The anime introduces a fantastic Mimikyu that is jealous of Pikachu just like all others, but hates Pikachu instead. Also the lore about what Mimikyu really is below the disguise is so cool. Ghost / Fairy is a super cool unique typing that will be especially lit if they make a better physical fairy type move than Play Rough. Disguise is a fantastic ability in every way. In-game, not a single NPC gets how it works, making Mimikyu quite possibly the best Pokemon to use in the Battle Tree. It's practically a free Swords Dance all the time. Even beyond that Mimikyu is absolutely fantastic to use, with few Pokemon being more fun. It's very good competitively too because of its typing and ability. No other Pokemon resembling Pikachu is any of this, except for Pachirisu being decent in the anime. Mimikyu is so good and I absolutely love it in every way. Everything about it is perfect.

OrangeCrush: A bit of a cliche #1, but well deserved. The overall concept behind Mimikyu is really cool. I hope that Gamefreak steals the idea of having alternate forms where Mimikyu disguises itself as other Pokemon like the Eeveelutions. Additionally, Mimikyu is a lot of fun to use in battle, especially the Battle Tree. Disguise makes setting up a Swords Dance so easy as well as letting you scout your opponent for free.

Drakeryn: "Fool. The art of rhetoric is mine. You may speak in all caps and swear on graves, but I have art. Oh, and I weaved such a delicate basket of lies and deceit." - Lopen

swordz9: The concept for this Pokemon is incredible and why it's my favorite of the generation.

Cybat: The flavor for this guy is really endearing but on top of that it has a fun typing with a solid stat spread and great ability. What's not to love?

Raka_Putra: Aww. Not only is its concept so cute and tragic that makes me wanna protecc it, but It's pretty neat to use in battle. Probably not the strongest, but that free Substitute is cool stuff.

Inviso: Prior to this generation, I didn't have a single Ghost-type in my overall top 25. Thanks to Mimikyu (and one other), I have two. The concept behind this Pokemon is adorable, the design is adorable, and it's actually USEFUL in combat with its ability. I love that Mimikyu exists, I really do. Best Pika-clone ever.
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ninkendo posted...

Punnyz posted...

the circus thing made me think he was friendly

maybe hes just very abrasive?

he's calling you a clown

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Paratroopa1 posted...

the spreadsheet is so far behind :(

Sorry, it will be updated live from tonight on!
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34. Tapu Fini
Score: 1906
Average Ranking: 45.38 (Standard Deviation: 25.4)
Water rank: 5/13
Fairy rank: 7/13
Fully Evolved rank: 27/60
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II: ...questionable.

4 - FrostHarpy
5 - Luster Soldier
13 - pyresword
15 - ctes
16 - TexWolf_1729
18 - Whiskey Nick
19 - ecksgem
21 - Anagram
25 - mcflubbin
25 - swordz9
26 - hotdogturtle
27 - Drakeryn
27 - Paratroopa1
28 - PrinceKaro
36 - Inviso
36 - OrangeCrush
37 - red13n
37 - NFUN
38 - mnkboy907
38 - Brayze_II
40 - cody11533
43 - th3l3fty
44 - JONALEON1
44 - XIII
47 - Steiner
49 - xx521xx
50 - profDEADPOOL
52 - VeryInsane
52 - arti
52 - Xuxon
62 - ScepterOfLove
63 - Dragon66116
67 - Raka_Putra
69 - starfox2245
74 - MrSmartGuy
76 - StifledSilence
77 - IHateThisCPU
84 - Cybat
88 - eddv
91 - Ermine
95 - Terastodon
96 - swirldude

Luster Soldier: I expect this Pokemon to fare poorly in the rankings just like Tapu Lele, since I regard both of them as fairly similar Pokemon in my opinion. Despite both of them being cute and feminine, there are differences. Tapu Fini is more focused on the feminine side, while Tapu Lele focuses more on being cute. Tapu Fini is the more feminine of the two, while Tapu Lele is cuter than Tapu Fini. Despite being more feminine than Tapu Lele, it's not being reflected in the rule 34 department. Tapu Lele has around 4-5 times more rule 34 than Tapu Fini.

ctes: While this thing can be kinda annoying to face using stall, I really do like it. I really dig its design, it's so cool. Water / Fairy is a good defensive typing and Tapu Fini has the stats to back that up. Second favorite Tapu, outclasses only by the extremely cool Tapu Koko.

Anagram: Weird oyster thing works for me.

swordz9: I don't even know if this looks like a boy or girl, but whatever it isn't the only cool one

Paratroopa1: uhh I kinda went back and forth between fini and lele, I like them both? they're both rad. yeah

Inviso: Another generic legendary, but at least Fini is kinda well-designed and lends herself to furry art (though I haven't actually gone looking for Fini. Hmmm…)

mnkboy907: It's just a pleasant design.

Brayze_II: subtle

Raka_Putra: Sultry.

StifledSilence: Mr. Feeny stuck in a Poke Ball.

Cybat: I'm sure the culture gap is part of it but the Tapu designs don't really work for me. But this one is definitely the silliest, with the weird fish shape when it's closed.

Ermine: A shame all of the Tapus are awful except for Koko.
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35. Cosmog
Score: 1919
Average Ranking: 45.69 (Standard Deviation: 24.37)
Psychic rank: 4/9

Not Fully Evolved rank: 8/39
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II:

8 - JONALEON1
11 - Inviso
12 - Xuxon
14 - mnkboy907
16 - swirldude
20 - th3l3fty
20 - NFUN
22 - StifledSilence
23 - Drakeryn
23 - OrangeCrush
24 - Luster Soldier
25 - cody11533
26 - xx521xx
27 - IHateThisCPU
29 - arti
33 - pyresword
36 - ecksgem
38 - Raka_Putra
39 - Ermine
43 - FrostHarpy
43 - ctes
45 - ScepterOfLove
48 - TexWolf_1729
48 - MrSmartGuy
50 - Cybat
51 - red13n
52 - Dragon66116
52 - hotdogturtle
56 - PrinceKaro
61 - XIII
64 - VeryInsane
67 - swordz9
67 - Terastodon
68 - starfox2245
74 - mcflubbin
79 - Steiner
79 - Anagram
80 - Paratroopa1
81 - Whiskey Nick
85 - profDEADPOOL
87 - Brayze_II
93 - eddv

Inviso: Nebby! Nebby Nebby Nebby! Nebby is the CORAL Grimes of Pokemon, because he won't stay in the goddamn BAG.

mnkboy907: I don't really like that GameFreak's decided to make Pokemon that exist solely as plot devices, but at least it's adorable.

StifledSilence: Nebby!

Drakeryn: "I did not mean to break that planet it was just in the way when I came into being and I fixed it and I said I was sorry and the planet said OK so since I'm supposed to learn from stuff like that I will tell you don't break planets, especially the ones with living things on them, or at least fix them if you do break them. Also, don't go in black holes, no matter how much they look like cute little Nahas. They are not cute! They are actually very bitey and kind of mean. Also just OK I do not want to talk about any of this anymore." - Shill (The Awakened Kingdom)

OrangeCrush: Get in the bag Nebby!

Luster Soldier: Here's a first for the series - a Pokemon that is part of a Legendary Pokemon evolutionary line. Prior to this, we've never had a Legendary Pokemon that can evolve. I personally consider this Pokemon a legendary because it's programmed as such in the game and is banned from in-game battle facilities and most official competitions. Anyways, this Pokemon is super cute, though quite useless in battle since it has no attacking moves (if you don't count Struggle).

Raka_Putra: BET IN THE GAG NEBBY

Ermine: GET IN THE BAG, NEBBY

ctes: I'd probably really dislike Cosmog if it wasn't cute and interesting during the game, but it works really well with the story, belonging to the best character in the game. Being useless fits it, and it's super cute too. I enjoy how it wants to come out all the time. That it actually evolves into the cover legendaries was a cool and unexpected twist too!

Cybat: Cute, but for all the buildup it gets in the story it was a little underwhelming.

hotdogturtle: Pew

XIII: I like the idea of a legendary evolving. Pity these two were just so weak.

swordz9: Obligatory cute mascot

Paratroopa1: get in the fucking bag nebby and stay there because you suck

Brayze_II: apparently too close to something else from a everyone’s favorite trainwreck franchise
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36. Salandit
Score: 1921
Average Ranking: 45.74 (Standard Deviation: 26.83)
Poison rank: 2/7
Fire rank: 7/8
Not Fully Evolved rank: 19/39
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II:
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1 - Paratroopa1
2 - Brayze_II
5 - red13n
6 - Dragon66116
9 - Ermine
10 - ecksgem
13 - TexWolf_1729
23 - xx521xx
24 - PrinceKaro
25 - Xuxon
26 - eddv
27 - FrostHarpy
29 - swordz9
29 - VeryInsane
30 - ScepterOfLove
31 - Drakeryn
32 - Cybat
35 - th3l3fty
37 - profDEADPOOL
38 - Steiner
38 - Whiskey Nick
40 - Terastodon
50 - ctes
55 - starfox2245
57 - Inviso
58 - swirldude
60 - hotdogturtle
61 - cody11533
62 - IHateThisCPU
63 - mcflubbin
67 - Anagram
72 - StifledSilence
73 - XIII
76 - OrangeCrush
77 - MrSmartGuy
77 - Luster Soldier
77 - Raka_Putra
82 - JONALEON1
82 - pyresword
83 - mnkboy907
86 - NFUN
93 - arti

Paratroopa1: yeah get the fuck out of here farfetch'd you've been camping on my favorite pokemon throne for almost 20 years now and it's getting stale. there's a new badass in town, his name is salandit, look at this motherfucker. look at that fucking grin. look at his fucking lizard shimmy when he walks. yeah this is an easy choice. FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH FARFETCH'D NOW SALANDIT IS MY BEST FRIEND

Ermine: Much like Popplio, Salandit was "graced" with an awful looking evo. Salandit had the chance to be a bit higher as I really love his design, but I really can't see him and not think of that garbage that is Salazzle. What a joke =/...

swordz9: Looks neat, but learning it is Combee 2.0 was disappointing

Cybat: It's frustrating trying to find a female one, but this guy implements the "smaller version of the full evolution" design very well. As soon as I saw it I knew it would make my team.

ctes: Salandit looks really great and has a cool ability making it one of the best NFEs, but we adress the evolution issue. Not only is it stupid to begin with that only female Salandit evolve just because Salazzle looks a little bit feminine, but there is absolutely no reason for only one in eight Salandit to be female. It absolutely sucks looking for it. Finding one is bad enough, finding a good one makes you wanna quit. That unfortunately drags an otherwise cool Pokemon down, it's evolution can grab the good spots.

Inviso: Unique typing and it's cute enough. Definitely surpassed by its evolution.

StifledSilence: Caesar Salandit

Luster Soldier: Poison/Fire was a very interesting typing that had me interested when this Pokemon was first revealed. Salazzle killed any interest of wanting to use this Pokemon. The change in design from Salandit to Salazzle was also handled rather poorly, with the only major change being Salandit going from quadrupedal to bipedal upon evolving. Salandit/Salazzle also have their own unique ability (Corrosion) that can allow them to poison any Poison or Steel types, though it's a bit of a letdown since it doesn't allow damaging moves to bypass Steel's Poison immunity.

Raka_Putra: Cool ability, but annoying to get a female one.

mnkboy907: I'm not sure why people love this line. They just don't do it for me.
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you'll understand when you're older
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yeah - in full like, 90s goth nin getup, playing NTAE stuff. so now i have a whole tv show to watch.
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all i've heard about today is the NIN performance in this show

p.s. i nearly had tickets to NIN in a similar size venue so it's not that ridiculous. "The" Nine Inch Nails though...
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37 games and FFXII is last? I'm listening.
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you can stop now gtm
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bumbo
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VeryInsane posted...

Huh, never knew the Alolans were that hated

i mean, not all of them.
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nice
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Inviso: Fuck the Aether Foundation for hacking our election. Tsareena was robbed.

PrinceKaro: Viciously defends its territory from all pokemon not in the alolan pokedex, as it strives to make alola great again.

Cybat: Ha ha Trump ha ha. I'm more interested in the name - is this thing actually a detective at all?

Raka_Putra: Bizarre hair, looking perpetually constipated, and an annoying pest, #notmypresident

Luster Soldier: Like with Yungoos, this Pokemon also has some resemblance to Donald Trump in appearance. On design alone, Gumshoos looks more like Donald Trump than Yungoos and that's because Gumshoos is depicted as being bipedal. Anyways, I was never a fan of these Pokemon to begin with and it's got nothing to do with Donald Trump himself. The designs just aren't that great.

Brayze_II: stakeout is a really cool ability but gumshoos is too shit to use it

ctes: Gumshoos continues bad tradition of annoying traditional two stage normal type lines, you're introduced to right away every generation. And it's bad even by those awful standards. Bibarel and Diggersby are both complete ass, but are at least somewhat unique with their typings. Raticate was the original, which helps it, Furret looks decent and Linoone actually is decent. So this one competes with Watchog for the worst of... the worst, basically. People thought of Trump when they saw this if you wanted any idea of how bad it then must be, even if that's most certainly not on purpose. Gumshoos becomes the most annoying of all and gets a trash placement beucase it's not just early it's there in your face all the time, it's super common the whole darn game.

Paratroopa1: look I don't want to acknowledge the stupid fucking trump memes that everyone else is probably including in their writeup but all I can say is that now it's the only thing I can think of when I see this guy, and holy shit is that ever not a good thing, sorry gumshoos you're kind of caught up in political crossfire here but like also you could have fucking not looked like that. shit gotta banish this writeup to POLITICS CONTAINMENT TOPIC 107: YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRUMP CARD or some shit I'm just guessing on how far that thing will be along I don't really know anyway gumshoos is stupid

OrangeCrush:
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89. Gumshoos
Score: 2831
Average Ranking: 67.4 (Standard Deviation: 25.9)
Normal rank: 12/14

Fully Evolved rank: 55/59
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II:

8 - Xuxon
9 - MrSmartGuy
14 - JONALEON1
19 - hotdogturtle
32 - Anagram
39 - StifledSilence
39 - XIII
46 - arti
46 - mnkboy907
47 - swirldude
49 - Ermine
50 - pyresword
50 - Drakeryn
59 - ScepterOfLove
60 - Steiner
63 - swordz9
64 - xx521xx
71 - red13n
75 - Inviso
75 - th3l3fty
75 - cody11533
75 - PrinceKaro
75 - Cybat
76 - eddv
76 - VeryInsane
78 - Whiskey Nick
79 - TexWolf_1729
80 - Dragon66116
87 - Raka_Putra
88 - profDEADPOOL
88 - Luster Soldier
89 - ecksgem
91 - IHateThisCPU
92 - Brayze_II
92 - ctes
94 - Paratroopa1
96 - starfox2245
96 - mcflubbin
97 - Terastodon
97 - NFUN
97 - FrostHarpy
98 - OrangeCrush

MrSmartGuy: For this one, I'm visualizing a big pink glob materializing out of a pair of oxford shoes. That'd make for a no-brainer top 10 Pokemon.

hotdogturtle: Gumshoos is potentially really interesting, but lacks the stats to become good. Stakeout, aside from being flavorful, offers a massive 2x damage boost on a Pokemon that switches in. The problem is that Gumshoos isn't threatening enough to force Pokemon out, so you'll rarely get to use it. The best you can do is Yawn gimmicks to try to force switches, but some Pokemon might stay in anyway knowing that Gumshoos can't do much. You could go for consistency with Strong Jaw for a boosted Hyper Fang and Crunch instead, but it's still nothing special. It's too bad because 110 attack is actually halfway decent for a route 1 Normal type, there's just nothing else there.

StifledSilence: Hey pal! Does he live paycheck to paycheck and eat nothing but ramen?

mnkboy907: Hehe, this guy just works somehow.

pyresword: Bonus points for (sort of) sharing a name with the Ace Attorney character. And also--if Google Image search is to be trusted--for looking like Donald Trump.

Drakeryn:

swordz9: Obligatory Trump write-up
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BowserCuffs posted...

LameJokeAlt posted...

I don't attack people without reason.

Cool motive, still attacking people.

why are you like this
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90. Geodude-A
Score: 2849
Average Ranking: 67.83 (Standard Deviation: 20.6)
Rock rank: 6/7
Electric rank: 8/9
Not Fully Evolved rank: 35/40
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II:

19 - xx521xx
30 - StifledSilence
30 - Steiner
36 - Anagram
36 - pyresword
44 - MrSmartGuy
44 - Whiskey Nick
47 - arti
49 - profDEADPOOL
51 - Xuxon
52 - starfox2245
54 - Dragon66116
57 - swirldude
63 - OrangeCrush
64 - Terastodon
67 - mcflubbin
67 - XIII
68 - NFUN
68 - Inviso
69 - mnkboy907
72 - th3l3fty
72 - cody11533
72 - PrinceKaro
73 - ecksgem
73 - Brayze_II
74 - Drakeryn
78 - ctes
78 - swordz9
80 - eddv
82 - red13n
82 - Ermine
83 - Luster Soldier
83 - Raka_Putra
88 - VeryInsane
88 - ScepterOfLove
91 - Cybat
92 - IHateThisCPU
93 - FrostHarpy
93 - hotdogturtle
94 - TexWolf_1729
95 - Paratroopa1
98 - JONALEON1

StifledSilence: WHAT ABOUT EYEBROWS?!

Inviso: Decent enough, but it's Geodude. It's always JUST above average in terms of design. That's all it's got, really.

mnkboy907: Gee, the pre-evos of the Alola forms sure are basic.

ctes: The idea to make this rock/electric is very sad. Gound was absolutely the type to keep and I would've loved this line. But just like Tyranitar, rock is apparently the favorable type of the two. Game Freak likes rock way more than they should. Now it's a pretty bad combination. Well, it looks fine, but not too good. Meh design.

swordz9: Manlier Geodude

Luster Soldier: The previously unknown typing of Rock/Electric was finally scratched off the list when Alolan Geodude was revealed. The design overall is neither an improvement or downgrade from regular Geodude. And those things above the eyes on Alolan Geodude's head, I have no idea what they could be.

Raka_Putra: What an odd looking fella. Rock/Electric is a nice type to have though.

Cybat: So it's just Geodude after a Cactuar attack? Ok.

Paratroopa1: hey we took a pokemon that was already kind of uninspired and we stuck ANGRY EYEBROWS on it. k? k. cool. the thing that makes this worse than dugtrio is that everyone's not really pissed off about it
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91. Diglett-A
Score: 2857
Average Ranking: 68.02 (Standard Deviation: 22.66)
Ground rank: 6/6
Steel rank: 9/9
Not Fully Evolved rank: 36/40
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II:

13 - th3l3fty
26 - StifledSilence
30 - Dragon66116
33 - MrSmartGuy
39 - cody11533
43 - arti
43 - JONALEON1
44 - Anagram
45 - Drakeryn
51 - OrangeCrush
52 - Terastodon
53 - swirldude
53 - ctes
54 - Steiner
55 - Whiskey Nick
57 - xx521xx
58 - Xuxon
64 - NFUN
67 - red13n
70 - profDEADPOOL
73 - Inviso
73 - starfox2245
75 - FrostHarpy
78 - Luster Soldier
79 - pyresword
82 - TexWolf_1729
83 - VeryInsane
84 - PrinceKaro
84 - Ermine
86 - IHateThisCPU
87 - hotdogturtle
87 - swordz9
88 - mnkboy907
88 - Raka_Putra
90 - Cybat
91 - eddv
92 - mcflubbin
95 - XIII
97 - ScepterOfLove
97 - Paratroopa1
99 - ecksgem
99 - Brayze_II

StifledSilence: Pubelet Pube. Pubelet Pube. PUBIC PUBIC PUBIC

ctes: Looks fine really, and it's super cool that it's steel, even if it makes no sense. Loved using it.

Inviso: If you're gonna give Diglett an Alolan form…don't half-ass it like this.

Luster Soldier: Meh, not really a huge design change from regular Diglett. I see it has a few hairs on the top of its head, but that's about it for Alolan Diglett.

pyresword: It doesn't feel like that hair should bother me that much, but wow.

PrinceKaro: Having three little hairs on its head does not make diglett any less stupid.

swordz9: This has gotta be the laziest thing ever

mnkboy907: Err:510

Raka_Putra: Cool typing. Weird hair. Annoying to fight.

Cybat: So they take regular Diglett, stick three hairs on his head, and now he's a Steel type. Makes sense.

Paratroopa1: yeah, okay, look. I know the devs have a game to make and a salary to get paid but like, come on, they draw more hair on homer simpson than this, this was already underdesigned and you somehow made it more underdesigned by adding to it and that's a feat. good thing I don't fucking care about diglett joke's on you

Brayze_II: Not so much a new pokemon as a bootleg chinese pokemon clone from 2004
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mnkboy907 posted...

Aww, that's disappointing though I guess shouldn't be unexpected if Morelull was that low. I really had no idea people disliked it.

yeah same why do people hate mushroom pokemon
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MrSmartGuy posted...

Where's my god damn sexy pic courtesy of Brayze_II

he submitted the morelull one again for shiinotic!
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The spreadsheet is ready and up to date!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d_Y9_B-2XEVLD0XaAIgd3BRbbG3MTaiBpTGkVj2rjf0/edit?usp=sharing
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92. Shiinotic
Score: 2930
Average Ranking: 69.76 (Standard Deviation: 22.67)
Grass rank: 13/14
Fairy rank: 12/13
Fully Evolved rank: 56/59

23 - Steiner
26 - Xuxon
28 - mnkboy907
35 - StifledSilence
44 - PrinceKaro
46 - swirldude
47 - Raka_Putra
48 - FrostHarpy
48 - cody11533
49 - Inviso
49 - mcflubbin
53 - xx521xx
53 - NFUN
59 - red13n
60 - XIII
61 - th3l3fty
61 - IHateThisCPU
61 - Cybat
66 - TexWolf_1729
70 - Ermine
71 - eddv
76 - Drakeryn
78 - hotdogturtle
80 - ctes
82 - ScepterOfLove
82 - Terastodon
83 - arti
84 - swordz9
84 - ecksgem
85 - Dragon66116
86 - VeryInsane
91 - profDEADPOOL
92 - Whiskey Nick
94 - Luster Soldier
94 - OrangeCrush
95 - Brayze_II
95 - JONALEON1
96 - Anagram
98 - pyresword
99 - Paratroopa1
99 - starfox2245
99 - MrSmartGuy

mnkboy907: Just a happy mushroom thingy. Kinda flies totally under the radar, but maybe I'll use it if there's another Alola game.

StifledSilence: For being a Nintendo franchise, Pokemon has dropped the ball big time with mushrooms up until now. But I like this one.

Raka_Putra: James Wan's Shiinotic

Inviso: Cute design, but it's pretty weak and surpassed by better options.

Cybat: Reminds me of the mushroom enemies from Bravely Default. The whole bioluminescent aspect of its design doesn't come across very well but it's pretty interesting looking (and hey, not poison!)

ctes: Shiinotic has a fine typing imo, but it sucks big time. It looks pretty terrible and it's stats are awful. A beyond trash speed tier us compromised by… nothing. Literally has no use.

swordz9: Looks pretty dumb, but I like the sinister Pokedex entry

Luster Soldier: A Fairy type Pokemon that's actually awful. Not something that I would usually say considering I like most Fairy type Pokemon. Shiinotic has 2 main problems that make it awful. It's not a cute Pokemon and the face looks very weird and off-putting.

OrangeCrush: I think it's high on itself!

Brayze_II: this pokemon is a dumb idiot

pyresword: Looks dumb and was basically designed to be un-fun.

Paratroopa1: NO, THAT FUCKING SMILE, WHY DID YOU DO THAT, also you have stupid pants

MrSmartGuy: Its name reminds me of Milotic and anything that I associate with that awful thing gets the basement.
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93. Morelull
Score: 3023
Average Ranking: 71.98 (Standard Deviation: 21.66)
Grass rank: 14/14
Fairy rank: 13/13
Not Fully Evolved rank: 37/40
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II:

17 - xx521xx
26 - th3l3fty
29 - Xuxon
38 - eddv
45 - TexWolf_1729
46 - NFUN
51 - PrinceKaro
51 - swirldude
52 - FrostHarpy
56 - Luster Soldier
59 - Brayze_II
60 - IHateThisCPU
65 - Drakeryn
65 - VeryInsane
65 - ctes
66 - Anagram
69 - red13n
69 - Raka_Putra
69 - JONALEON1
72 - Paratroopa1
75 - mnkboy907
77 - profDEADPOOL
80 - Cybat
81 - StifledSilence
81 - ScepterOfLove
84 - starfox2245
84 - XIII
84 - OrangeCrush
86 - hotdogturtle
87 - Ermine
87 - cody11533
92 - Steiner
93 - Dragon66116
93 - Whiskey Nick
93 - Terastodon
95 - swordz9
95 - MrSmartGuy
96 - pyresword
96 - ecksgem
97 - Inviso
98 - mcflubbin
99 - arti

Luster Soldier: A cute Pokemon that actually manages to become worse upon evolving. If the evolution wasn't so terrible looking, I probably would have given some consideration to this Pokemon as a possible option for my playthrough team. Despite being cute, this Pokemon is on the lower end of my list because the fully evolved form sucks.

Brayze_II: nobody cares about morelull

ctes: Morelull is… dull. Night version of Paras, apparently. It's fine really, somewhat forgettable. I don't really care for it. Somewhat low placement, but above all the garbage.

Raka_Putra: Creepier than you'd think.

Paratroopa1: if they merchandised this thing as a desk lamp I'd probably buy it. cmon pokemon company I'm pretty sure I've got a hot seller on my hands here

mnkboy907: It looks better upside down.

Cybat: What an awkward name. I wish its design reflected its typing a little more.

StifledSilence: More lulz

swordz9: Reminds me of Foongus and that's not a good thing

MrSmartGuy: lulz and morelullz

Inviso: NFE that is pretty hideous.
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94. Yungoos
Score: 3029
Average Ranking: 72.12 (Standard Deviation: 23.48)
Normal rank: 13/14

Not Fully Evolved rank: 38/40
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II: http://img03.deviantart.net/a738/i/2016/343/9/6/casey__yungoos_by_mitch_kun-dar13gm.png

9 - Xuxon
12 - Drakeryn
23 - Ermine
37 - starfox2245
39 - PrinceKaro
40 - StifledSilence
44 - th3l3fty
47 - hotdogturtle
57 - red13n
63 - cody11533
64 - swordz9
64 - Inviso
65 - xx521xx
68 - pyresword
69 - ScepterOfLove
70 - eddv
72 - Dragon66116
72 - Anagram
76 - Raka_Putra
77 - Whiskey Nick
79 - MrSmartGuy
80 - Steiner
82 - Luster Soldier
82 - Cybat
84 - VeryInsane
84 - JONALEON1
88 - NFUN
88 - ctes
88 - arti
90 - swirldude
90 - IHateThisCPU
90 - Paratroopa1
90 - XIII
90 - FrostHarpy
91 - Terastodon
91 - mnkboy907
92 - profDEADPOOL
94 - mcflubbin
95 - ecksgem
96 - TexWolf_1729
98 - Brayze_II
99 - OrangeCrush

Drakeryn: "Whenever someone is the slightest bit mean to me, I vow to kill them. It eases the tension." - Chris

StifledSilence: I named it huggoos after what I refer to hugs around my son.

hotdogturtle: I didn't like the design when I first saw the artwork because the mouth looked weird on the body. But once we saw it ingame it looked fine. One of the few Pokemon that I'd actually admit looks better in 3D than 2D.

swordz9: Inferior to Zangoose

Inviso: NFE that is boring.

Raka_Putra: Common and annoying.

Luster Soldier: A ton of people immediately compared Yungoos to Donald Trump within hours of its reveal. Despite all the comparisons to Donald Trump, this Pokemon was not actually based on him. Junichi Masuda himself confirmed this Pokemon was not intended to be based on Donald Trump. I didn't think they would have enough time to create a Pokemon based on Donald Trump following his announcement to enter the US presidential race in June 2015. By the end of 2015, I assume Game Freak had finalized all of the Pokemon designs for the Gen VII Pokemon. The window of time between June 2015 and the end of the year would not have given Game Freak enough time to create a Pokemon based on Donald Trump.

Cybat: Might be my favorite early Normal but that's not really saying much.

ctes: And so we get to the ever annoying traditional two stage normal type line you're introduced to right away every generation. They're mostly all bad. When the best of them is Zigzagoon, you should absolutely know you should stop making these lines every generation. They cut so many traditions this gen, why did this have to stay. And I know Ermine hypnotized parts of board 8 with Zigzagoon love, but let's be real, it's not that great. I'm in doubt in which is worst in itself, but Yungoos is the most annoying because this time they thought it was a good idea to keep the line super common everywhere the whole damn game. And damn was it now.

Paratroopa1: if you look at it from the right angle then it just kind of looks like a normal animal, and that's fine. it's fine. just UGH keep those teeth away from me argh

mnkboy907: The mouth just ruins it.

Brayze_II: worst new pokemon doesn’t even put him in the bottom 30 overall. no good art though, just ‘lol it looks like trump check my wit’

OrangeCrush: Yungoose and Gumshoos are the only Pokemon where I've marched in protest of something they strongly resemble. Because of that, they're easily the worst Pokemon ever. Not my president, NOT MY PRESIDENT!
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Tom Bombadil posted...

Inviso posted...

Man, that sucks. Second favorite Pokemon almost goes wire-to-wire for this generation and falls just short. Oh well, still have something left to root for at least.

(also i forgot to vote. sorry blazey.)
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houndoom is not only not a good pokemon, it won the best generation. such bullshit. i'm redoing one day.
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that might be true but there are like 80 gen 2 pokemon better than houndoom
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swordz9 posted...

If an Alolan ends up #1 I think it will probably be the worst winner this ranking series has ever had. They're just so lazy and even the good ones aren't very amazing

there is not an alolan pokemon that would be a bigger injustice than HOUNDOOM
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95. Graveler-A
Score: 3045
Average Ranking: 72.5 (Standard Deviation: 19.21)
Rock rank: 7/7
Electric rank: 9/9
Not Fully Evolved rank: 39/40
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II: https://archive-media.nyafuu.org/vp/image/1485/64/1485648970573.png

29 - StifledSilence
33 - Xuxon
37 - xx521xx
40 - profDEADPOOL
41 - VeryInsane
43 - Whiskey Nick
44 - swirldude
48 - Terastodon
52 - Steiner
58 - Dragon66116
62 - MrSmartGuy
67 - OrangeCrush
68 - mcflubbin
69 - pyresword
69 - th3l3fty
73 - Anagram
74 - cody11533
75 - Luster Soldier
75 - starfox2245
76 - NFUN
77 - swordz9
79 - eddv
79 - mnkboy907
81 - TexWolf_1729
82 - Brayze_II
82 - Inviso
82 - Raka_Putra
83 - ecksgem
83 - Ermine
84 - hotdogturtle
84 - red13n
85 - PrinceKaro
87 - ScepterOfLove
87 - ctes
91 - arti
92 - Drakeryn
92 - Cybat
93 - IHateThisCPU
96 - Paratroopa1
97 - JONALEON1
97 - XIII
99 - FrostHarpy

StifledSilence: Eye-bros

Luster Soldier: Just like with Alolan Geodude, this Pokemon's design is neither an improvement or downgrade from the original.

swordz9: Manlier Graveler

Inviso: Graveler's the weakest in its line, and Alolan Graveler is the weakest in ITS line. It's completely unremarkable.

Raka_Putra: Such a bizarre shaped critter. But its typing is neato.

ctes: The idea to make this rock/electric is very sad. Gound was absolutely the type to keep and I would've loved this line. But just like Tyranitar, rock is apparently the favorable type of the two. Game Freak likes rock way more than they should. Now it's a pretty bad combination. Furthermore, Graveler looks awful in alolan form imo. Not really anything good to say about it whatsoever.

Drakeryn: "prison where inmates are forcefed lard through tubes going down their throats, to make them too fat to move so that they are incapable of hurting themselves or others" - MycroProcessor in the fetish nomination topic

Cybat: This looks more like a Mega Evolution (a la Aerodactyl) than an alternate form. This is not a good thing.

Paratroopa1: man this guy already sucks and it's like SORT OF AN IMPROVEMENT I GUESS but only nominally and nominally isn't good enough. it's just completely lost in the shuffle and reminds me of how much worse gen 1's pokemon are compared to gen 7 OOH YEAH I SAID IT THERE IT IS OH FUCKKKKK IT'S ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN this was probably really early in the list too so I'm getting that gauntlet thrown down RIGHT THE FUCK AWAY come at me scrubs gen 1 SUCKKKKKS
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XIII Writeups

Cosmoem:
62- I like the idea of a legendary evolving. Pity these two were just so weak.XIII: I like the idea of a legendary evolving. Pity these two were just so weak.

Bruxish:
16 - Outright hilarious Pokemon

Raticate:
66

Persian:
98 - Just laughably poor design. Not sure if that was intentional or not, but come on.
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woodman posted...

My #1 was briefly the list's #1 so I'm pretty ok.

i mean, after two lists
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update: upon review of XIII's list, Raticate-A takes 98 and Bruxish outperforms all expectations to land at 97.
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I'm Tifa the Monk. Please name me Jugs.
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i broke stuff and xiii's list isn't on here, find out why when i get home tonight
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that's all for tonight. i'll do another 15 and the spreadsheet tomorrow.
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96. Cosmoem
Score: 3031
Average Ranking: 72.17 (Standard Deviation: 21.41)
Psychic rank: 8/9

Not Fully Evolved rank: 40/40

21 - MrSmartGuy
26 - NFUN
30 - swirldude
30 - Terastodon
42 - Whiskey Nick
47 - th3l3fty
53 - Cybat
62 - Raka_Putra
62 - ecksgem
62 - arti
63 - mnkboy907
63 - Ermine
66 - swordz9
67 - Drakeryn
70 - Xuxon
72 - xx521xx
72 - pyresword
76 - JONALEON1
78 - TexWolf_1729
78 - Brayze_II
78 - IHateThisCPU
79 - Dragon66116
82 - Steiner
83 - OrangeCrush
84 - mcflubbin
86 - profDEADPOOL
86 - Luster Soldier
87 - PrinceKaro
88 - FrostHarpy
89 - starfox2245
89 - ctes
92 - Anagram
92 - Inviso
93 - Paratroopa1
95 - VeryInsane
95 - ScepterOfLove
97 - StifledSilence
99 - cody11533
99 - eddv
99 - red13n
99 - hotdogturtle

MrSmartGuy: Now all I can think about are Mome Beasts from Space Funeral and that in itself would've made for a great Pokemon.

Cybat: Its Japanese name, Cosmovum, makes more sense, but oh well. It's actually a smart design, incorporating the sun and the moon. It looks more like a stone that becomes a MacGuffin in some sci-fi story than a Pokemon though. I also appreciate how it weighs over 2000 pounds, which makes sense given the whole "becoming a star" thing.

Raka_Putra: When I saw it for the first time I thought it were just a forme, like Darmanitan's Zen Forme.

mnkboy907: Gives Phione a run for its money in the “most pointless Pokemon” department, but at least it's got a decent enough design for what it is.

swordz9: Wow the cute mascot can evolve

Brayze_II: nobody likes you cosmoem

Luster Soldier: Sometimes there are Pokemon whose weight doesn't make sense when considering its height. With a height of only 4 inches, the weight of this Pokemon looks very much out of place. This thing weighs OVER 2000 POUNDS, which is mindblowing. The weight of course is explained by the extremely high density, since it's based on a star. As with Cosmog, it has no attacking moves and has no means of dealing damage in battle outside of Struggle.

PrinceKaro: Just what the world needed, a fucking legendary cocoon.

ctes: Cosmoem is completely pointless. There was aboslutely no reason for there to be a middle stage here. It looks kinda dumb and it has no business existing to be honest. It would've been just fine if Cosmog evolved straight into the cover legendaries, becomming this thing is just a super anti-climactic evolution. It's still worthless too, but unlike Cosmog, absolutely nothing makes up for it. Shouldn't have existed.

Inviso: Middle evolution that isn't interesting like Nebby or Mega Nebby.

Paratroopa1: this pokemon is such a completely pointless non-entity that I'm not even going to feign writing a pointless rambling writeup about it where I go on an insane stream of consciousness. gotta pee brb

StifledSilence: It's seriously a fucking space cocoon.
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97. Raticate-A
Score: 3097
Average Ranking: 73.74 (Standard Deviation: 18.96)
Dark rank: 7/8
Normal rank: 14/14
Fully Evolved rank: 57/59
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II: https://68.media.tumblr.com/5ccc89e4a172212117f72dd6c2022c8e/tumblr_odiqnebqcg1vboqg5o1_500.jpg


31 - MrSmartGuy
39 - Steiner
41 - Ermine
46 - Whiskey Nick
49 - hotdogturtle
50 - Paratroopa1
55 - mnkboy907
55 - red13n
57 - eddv
61 - Drakeryn
62 - Anagram
64 - OrangeCrush
67 - th3l3fty
68 - StifledSilence
73 - Terastodon
74 - VeryInsane
75 - arti
75 - xx521xx
76 - starfox2245
76 - PrinceKaro
77 - ecksgem
78 - cody11533
78 - ScepterOfLove
84 - Raka_Putra
86 - pyresword
86 - JONALEON1
87 - swirldude
88 - Dragon66116
89 - Brayze_II
89 - Xuxon
95 - FrostHarpy
95 - profDEADPOOL
95 - Cybat
96 - NFUN
96 - ctes
97 - mcflubbin
97 - IHateThisCPU
97 - Luster Soldier
97 - swordz9
98 - Inviso
98 - TexWolf_1729

Paratroopa1: aw look at his puffy cheeks haha he's trying to be all intimidating and shit but it's just not working and that makes him great

mnkboy907: Haha, Faticate.

Drakeryn: "Humans aren't delicious enough to be made fools of by mice." - Reimu (Undefined Fantastic Object)

StifledSilence: I see a rat. The rat is fat. The fat rat looks like shat.

PrinceKaro: Faticate. No thanks.

Raka_Putra: Wow fatty.

Brayze_II: surprisingly no postable porn of this fat fuck yet!

profDEADPOOL: Dumb cheeks are dumb

Cybat: Dude, spit out your food, you're in a battle. Rude. The first Totem battle (in Moon) would have been a lot more intimidating if it wasn't this dopey thing that popped up.

ctes: Looks absolute ass. Man is it ugly. In relation to this alolan line is super pointless and only has the purpose of having common trash at night, they barely thought this one through. I'msure the moment someone suggested to just make its cheeks beyond fat, they just agreed to move on to more important stuff, but man is this bad.

Luster Soldier: A major downgrade from regular Raticate because they made it look much fatter.

swordz9: Hey guys let's give Raticate a second chance, but make it so ugly nobody wants to use it

Inviso: More like FATicate, amirite? But seriously, this is more of a personal experience ranking for me. Alola Raticate was one of the many Pokemon I bothered leveling to 40 (just to test them out), and I got saddled with one that knew Hustle. Which meant decreased accuracy when I'm trying to fucking train. And to make matters worse, Alolan Raticate was one of the primary WILD Pokemon I could level up against, and it's JUST bulky enough to be difficult to kill and JUST strong enough to hammer my weak Pokemon I'm trying to boost. Nothing about Alolan Raticate was fun and honestly? I wish it didn't exist. You're gonna waste like, 18 new Pokemon slots on Alolan forms and you give us a generic Dark (okay, it's Dark/Normal...great, double weakness to fighting on this lamewad) type of Raticate? REALLY?!
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PrinceKaro: Hails from a dark, terrible alternate dimension where all Pokemon are designed by Klasky-Csupo.

Luster Soldier: For many people, this is a possible candidate for worst Pokemon of Gen VII. It's pretty ugly. The name is rather unoriginal, since it's only a one letter difference from "bruxism" (a teeth grinding disorder).

StifledSilence:

Drakeryn: "a complete travesty of a piece that quite literally made me want to kill myself. the piano is incredibly irritating past the first five or so seconds and repeats the same grating sequence for the entirety of the song. but grandma isn't satisfied with just that - it also torments me with absolutely hellish vocals. i find it amazing that there's not a single verse that is even remotely listenable; the pitch and tone are completely off everywhere. yet as annoying as the background is and as muddy as the vocals are, you'd think they'd at least go together, right? not at all - it feels like the composer selected a completely random piano track and recorded on top of it. at no point do the two parts of the song synchronize in the least; the result is a veritable cacophony. what's more, there is no direction to the piece. it merely meanders about drunkenly for four minutes, as if making fun of the listener for wasting his time on such a wreck. the best thing i can say about this song is that it makes me appreciate all the others more." - HGR

swordz9: Ugliest fish this series has ever seen.

Raka_Putra: I can't wait to read all the white knights defending it just because it's realistic or different or whatever. They can make an ovarian teratoma Pokemon next and some people will defend it and hump its plushies. I find it very disagreeable. Though on the lighter side, its ability is neat. So it's not even that bad.
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98. Bruxish
Score: 3134
Average Ranking: 74.62 (Standard Deviation: 27.9)
Water rank: 13/13
Psychic rank: 9/9
Fully Evolved rank: 58/59
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II: https://archive-media-0.nyafuu.org/vp/image/1467/47/1467477838572.jpg

4 - eddv
30 - Brayze_II
30 - Paratroopa1
31 - Inviso
34 - TexWolf_1729
36 - mcflubbin
37 - Terastodon
39 - hotdogturtle
42 - FrostHarpy
54 - pyresword
54 - mnkboy907
57 - arti
63 - th3l3fty
65 - profDEADPOOL
72 - IHateThisCPU
82 - Xuxon
83 - MrSmartGuy
85 - NFUN
93 - ecksgem
93 - JONALEON1
95 - xx521xx
95 - Anagram
95 - Ermine
95 - OrangeCrush
95 - Dragon66116
96 - Cybat
97 - ctes
98 - red13n
98 - cody11533
98 - ScepterOfLove
98 - starfox2245
99 - PrinceKaro
99 - Whiskey Nick
99 - swirldude
99 - Luster Soldier
99 - StifledSilence
99 - Steiner
99 - VeryInsane
99 - Drakeryn
99 - swordz9
99 - Raka_Putra

Brayze_II: I like pokemon that have drag queen aesthetics

Paratroopa1: dude just putting like a full set of luscious lips and some other weird shit onto a fish is basically my aesthetic. I am so down with bruxish, you guys just don't get it

Inviso: Despite being ugly as sin, Bruxish is pretty damn useful in combat with its bite attacks. Wish it looked better, but it gets the job done regardless.

mnkboy907: Apparently this thing grew on me. I couldn't believe I was ranking it over things but it just kept happening until it landed here. Huh.

MrSmartGuy: What kind of Pokemon can't even tell if it's fully Brux or not? Make up your damn mind.

Ermine: What in the hell...

OrangeCrush: It's like Lumineon but ugly!

Cybat: …I guess this is what happens when we complain about new fish designs being too boring and generic?

ctes: Bruxish sucks so goddamn much. It's insane how awful it is. Its only qualities comes with an alright typing and a cool signature move in Psychic Fangs, but look at it, it's complete ass. The only reason it doesn't rank even lower than it already is, is because two Pokemon were actually intended to look good, while this one is clearly ugly on purpose. I did consider it for last though, it's a worthless piece of s***.
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99. Persian-A
Score: 3144
Average Ranking: 74.86 (Standard Deviation: 21.81)
Dark rank: 8/8

Fully Evolved rank: 59/59
Sexy pics courtesy of Brayze_II: http://orig06.deviantart.net/4c92/f/2016/311/2/e/alolan_persian_by_otherstoopidstuff96-danokzj.png

17 - Brayze_II
28 - TexWolf_1729
31 - PrinceKaro
36 - Paratroopa1
46 - xx521xx
48 - Whiskey Nick
50 - Inviso
52 - pyresword
55 - hotdogturtle
67 - ecksgem
70 - red13n
73 - swirldude
73 - arti
74 - Anagram
79 - Xuxon
80 - Ermine
80 - Luster Soldier
82 - eddv
84 - StifledSilence
85 - FrostHarpy
85 - cody11533
86 - Terastodon
87 - OrangeCrush
87 - Steiner
87 - VeryInsane
88 - th3l3fty
89 - mcflubbin
89 - IHateThisCPU
89 - MrSmartGuy
91 - Raka_Putra
91 - ScepterOfLove
92 - Dragon66116
94 - Drakeryn
95 - starfox2245
96 - JONALEON1
96 - profDEADPOOL
98 - Cybat
98 - swordz9
98 - NFUN
99 - mnkboy907
99 - ctes

Brayze_II: STUFFING YOUR FACE AS USUAL

Paratroopa1: where did all the hamburger helper go

Inviso: So not only does it ruin the sleek look of Persian, but its makes it weaker and turns it into a generic Dark-type in the gen already featuring Rattata/Raticate. Smart.

Ermine: Hi Garfield

Luster Soldier: Definitely worse than regular Persian because the head looks rather fat. Despite the fat head, Alolan Persian is only slightly heavier than regular Persian (72.8 lbs vs. 70.5 lbs).

StifledSilence: When emo edgy Meowth decides to eat ten bags of chicken nuggets instead of write poetry in a dark corner.

MrSmartGuy: I hate mondays.

Raka_Putra: Weird face cat.

Drakeryn: "Idiocy will always increase over time until the idiocy in the area is equal to that of earth." - meisnewbie's Second Law of Idiocy

profDEADPOOL: Dumb cheeks are dumb

Cybat: Well, Persian, I guess that will teach you not to steal Wonka's Three Course Dinner Chewing Gum before he finishes testing it.

swordz9: Garfield universe reject

mnkboy907: This is last just on principle. I cannot sanction GameFreak's buffoonery.

ctes: This is it. This is the absolute worst thing they ever created. It is actually impressive how such a small change can make this so bad, but it is. It's completely awful. I was split on what to rank at the bottom between three things, but then I looked at the other two candidates where one has a single thing going for it and the other at least doesn't look like an arrogant jerk. Alolan Persian takes bottom placement. They tried here and failed so miserably.
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hey so if you decided not to use the template i provided and made usable by anybody and THEN you send me a list with typos that makes more work for me i'm just gonna delete it and you have til i'm done fixing shit tonight to resubmit. this currently applies to @Whiskey_Nick.
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i find tinder way preferable to pof or zoosk. i honestly have no idea why your perception is tinder is more one night stand focused than those sites. i definitely only look at pof at my most desperate.
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Corrik posted...

Is it the best place to look? I mean not really.

what is then
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i'm not explicitly looking for "love" but i am looking to meet someone with that as a possibility, and the idea you can't find that on tinder is idiotic.
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Corrik posted...

If you can't get laid on tinder then you should honestly maybe consider paying for it.

i'm sure if all i cared about was getting laid then i could do that. but it is not.
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i've not been able to work on stuff like i expected today due to unforeseen personal stuff. first ranking probably comes tomorrow now, sorry for the delay.
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yeah the one today is just not happening lmao.

friday's one is back on for this week though so i guess this topic doesn't die just yet
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LusterSoldier posted...

Alolan Geodude, Alolan Graveler

i mentioned this whole line and ermine mentioned wimpod
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ehhh it depends. i feel like a lot of the time they're a very thin substitute for actual interaction, but they can make a nice moment or two
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