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| Topic | I just can't get enough of this gif. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 3:39:07 AM #3 | Me let down I is --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | What to do in New Orleans? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 3:27:45 AM #9 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... Yeah I get it. EAT. I'm not a fucking fan of crawfish, catfish, and diahreah. What else we got goin with this town? Get the fuck out!!! --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | What to do in New Orleans? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 3:24:53 AM #7 | Eat Creole food --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Do you believe in... |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 3:19:43 AM #7 | CrimsonAngeI posted... magic, in a young girl's heart? How the music can free her. Whenever it starts --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | I want a divorce, CE. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 3:07:51 AM #3 | *salad spoons spudger* --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Getting Divorced |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 3:05:33 AM #2 | Son you did the right thing. Now I'll be your lawyer but I need you to send me some of her used panties first. --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | I had a massive fart attack today. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 3:03:00 AM #5 | Verdekal used massive fart attack. Everybody in elevator fainted It's super effective --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | My son is turning 10 this year. Time flies and I don't like it. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 2:58:45 AM #4 | Ruvan22 posted... So what got in the way? Financial obligations? Other personal issues? meestermj posted...
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| Topic | Five years ago, my blood pressure was 165/100, heart rate 102. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 2:37:06 AM #3 | But did you die --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Squirrel did nothing wrong |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 2:28:24 AM #10 | ReignFury posted... yes they deserve to die and i hope they burn in hell O_o Well that escalated quickly --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Squirrel did nothing wrong |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 2:24:42 AM #8 | CapnMuffin posted... brotrrwinner posted...This wouldn't have happened if candy bars had guns Squirrels have nuts. Holy shit squirrels are packing heat --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | my dumbass brother brought a stray dog home |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 2:19:56 AM #344 | ShinigamiSoul posted... DocileOrangeCup posted...AHA D'awww snap --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Would you be sad if you found out every CEgal was in a relationship? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/09/17 2:17:15 AM #13 | No. Cause I doubt there's any Arizona CEgals --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | This 35 y/o Wisconsin Mom thinks she looks like ANGELINA JOLIE!!..Does She?? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/08/17 11:04:42 PM #10 | She looka lika former tweaker --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | 99% sure Assad is dead |
| Darthfluffy2 04/08/17 7:13:29 PM #4 | Skye Reynolds posted... I can't comment. My tinfoil hat fell off and the government is sending electronic waves into my brain to control my thoughts. --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | How are you spending your Saturday? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/08/17 6:08:03 PM #36 | Watching the kid kill the ender dragon then go to work in an hour. --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Going to a girls house for "scary movies and chill" tonight. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/08/17 5:30:46 PM #6 | Sad thing is yes she wants to bone. Watch scary movies she gets scared goes into cuddle with you and then sexy times start. What's going to happen is you get scared and hide under the blanket. She goes from moist to dry as the Sahara and you never get to see the matching bra and panties she's wearing --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | wasn't Pennywise scarier when he wasn't obviously evil looking? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/08/17 5:03:31 PM #14 | Nomadic View posted... Amazing Atheist has a good evaluation on the subject. The video is like 15 minutes long, but the tldw version is "Boiling an iconic character an horror movie down to "jump scares" demean and devalue the legacy of the IT movie." That's stupid though. IT didn't start a iconic character from a subpar made for tv horror movie. He always was a being of pure evil that even when he was just a clown there was something unsettling about him. --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Holy shit, I didnt know cops could do this |
| Darthfluffy2 04/08/17 1:47:34 PM #4 | Pain from something pencil sized. Pffftt. Amateur --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | my dumbass brother brought a stray dog home |
| Darthfluffy2 04/08/17 1:41:43 PM #332 | DocileOrangeCup posted... Renault posted...wtgf Why the googly-eyed fuck --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Living with a woman. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/08/17 2:21:54 AM #23 | ReggieBush09 posted... oh well I don't even get an in with her while I had contact with her for five years as the Cool Gay friend. Well there's the problem bro your the cool gay friend. Cuck her by stealing her man --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | my dumbass brother brought a stray dog home |
| Darthfluffy2 04/07/17 3:21:08 AM #318 | DocileOrangeCup posted... Darthfluffy2 posted...Russo swerve it's actually a cat David Arquette out of nowhere with the um spear. --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | A little help guys, I'm freaking out haha |
| Darthfluffy2 04/07/17 2:15:53 AM #7 | maoriwarrior posted... eggcorn posted...just so we're clear Your underage and shouldn't be having sex --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | How do you see your death? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/07/17 2:13:40 AM #7 | Death by car crash brought on by a heart attack from being bitten by a rattlesnake dropped from the sky by a hawk. --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | my dumbass brother brought a stray dog home |
| Darthfluffy2 04/07/17 2:09:20 AM #316 | Russo swerve it's actually a cat --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | my dumbass brother brought a stray dog home |
| Darthfluffy2 04/07/17 2:06:54 AM #314 | Would have named the Doge sorry --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Me too vs you too (when answering "I love you") |
| Darthfluffy2 04/07/17 2:02:16 AM #19 | I love you me too --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Reminder that The Witcher 3 literally has a character named Dudu |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 5:42:04 PM #20 | FF 8 you could devour pupu --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | What life lessons have you learned from watching anime? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 5:38:59 PM #4 | I'm more useful than yamcha --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | genital rudiment |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 4:23:18 PM #2 | You have rude genitals --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Does offerup have a return policy |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 4:09:42 PM #6 | vii. Transactions Final. Regardless of the payment method chosen, ALL PURCHASES ARE FINAL, AND THERE ARE NO REFUNDS, UNLESS YOU AND THE SELLER OTHERWISE AGREE AND MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR A REFUND. OfferUp will not be responsible for facilitating refunds. --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Wow Nunes is Stepping Down! |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 3:46:26 PM #170 | --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Scenario: You wake up tomorrow to discover that you are a girl. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 3:44:42 PM #11 | DocileOrangeCup posted... go fuck myself Have a lesbian sex scene with him or her --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Y'all want some regime change in Syria? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 3:36:10 PM #8 | Welp we're fucked --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | So oral sex can give you cancer of the mouth. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 3:35:03 PM #6 | So eating the booty hole gives you colon cancer of the mouth? --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Finally getting more of my left sleeve tattoo done today. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 2:30:43 PM #20 | Damn son. Clean yo mirror --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 2:27:40 PM #2 | What time period --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | i love ending battles in persona 5 with Ann |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 2:16:44 PM #2 | I read that as babies. And was all :O --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | My uncle poked me on Facebook. |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 2:13:07 PM #7 | Kitt posted... Where did he touch you? On his emoji --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | So wait....why aren't you sleeping naked tonight? ??? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 2:59:53 AM #7 | Damn right I am --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | This 19 y/o Black Girl was told she'd be HOTTER if she were LIGHT SKINNED!! |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 2:33:02 AM #8 |  The only Mimi for me --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | AMA ama |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 2:20:35 AM #5 | Teehee. *fkees* --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | AMA ama |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 2:18:51 AM #3 | Have you ever used a flesh light --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Have any of you had to deal with a tooth that just kinda completely broke off? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 2:16:30 AM #6 | ShinigamiSoul posted... Darthfluffy2 posted...Shot of vodka and a pair of pliers. Wank that bitch out <_< >_> No. So see something I haven't wanked it to. --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | Have any of you had to deal with a tooth that just kinda completely broke off? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 1:52:24 AM #3 | Shot of vodka and a pair of pliers. Wank that bitch out --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | my dumbass brother brought a stray dog home |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 1:05:18 AM #294 | So is his penis monster or giant sized? --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | What do you do when she asks you to eat it from behind and you see TP specks? |
| Darthfluffy2 04/06/17 12:48:01 AM #2 | Something to chew on --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
| Topic | This is the 18 y/o Maryland Girl who had BOMBS and SHOTGUNS for a MASSACRE!! |
| Darthfluffy2 04/05/17 11:39:26 PM #2 | Full Throttle posted... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2017/03/31/22/wire-318979-1490996712-600_634x814.jpg  --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants |
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