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Sir_gmon posted...

frozenshock posted...

How do you pronounce your name?

Vagina apparantly

Vuh-gi-na or Va-gi-nuh?
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

How do you pronounce your name?
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Here, this is a topic that I posted way back in 2001:

https://frozenshock.000webhostapp.com/page1.htm
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

ManLink4321 posted...

TC is going to try to throw us out of the loop now.

C'mon now, I've been on CE for 17 years and I've been doing the same thing for all this time. You guys are my group therapy and I love you.
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

And yeah in case you were referring to the selfie with dead people thing... yeah obviously that was a joke
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Mernardi posted...

frozenshock posted...

Hey that's harsh calling me a troll. I admit I make a lot of joke topics but I'm not trying to cause flame wars or anything like that. I often post when I'm drunk though and sometimes I just post random crap.

But anyway for what its worth this is a true story.

I don't mean it in a bad way. I'm just going by what I've seen. None of your topics seem sincere.

Well that's true, but it's usually obvious... I mean I'm never going to do something like pretend I have cancer or something, I guess my stuff is usually light-hearted. I think.
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Hey that's harsh calling me a troll. I admit I make a lot of joke topics but I'm not trying to cause flame wars or anything like that. I often post when I'm drunk though and sometimes I just post random crap.

But anyway for what its worth this is a true story.
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

This is kind of a thing with my facebook friends right now. I find it a bit creepy to be honest
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

itachi15243 posted...

What do you mean generic race

I haven't given much thought to this.

Plus I'm Italian, so my people are only newly white, and still not completely considered white in some southern states.

I'm italian too and I never heard of this "newly white" thing

But then again I'm from Tuscany
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Like, a generic person is of a certain race if it's not the same race as you, but he's just a person if he is the same race as you
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

NeoShadowhen posted...

Maybe she's being coy.

Maybe she thinks you aren't interested in that way.

Maybe she gave you a couple of tries and she's not interested.

I don't know. We don't talk much but whenever I text her she replies within like 10 seconds. Every time I offered to hang out somewhere she's like "yeah!!!" and she shows up 15 minutes early. But then we spend the whole time talking about politics and organic chemistry and then it's I had fun see you next time!
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I broke up with my gf earlier this year

Now there's a girl I know that I'm mad in love with, but I'm not sure how to get with her. I had sex with her twice a couple of years ago and it was awesome but when I hang out with her she kind of acts as if it never happened and we don't talk about it, and to be honest I feel friend zoned. Do you think she just doesn't remember?
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lderivedx posted...

Using L'Hospital's is one line.

They specifically said not to use it
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Like, say you find out your kids are not actually yours but that your wife has been screwing her own brothers and that the kids are his, and she knowingly pretended they were yours instead

Then you still have to pay?
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

I too saw that AskReddit thread

... I actually didn't see it
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

If you get really fat, you may be able to avoid the draft when Trump attacks Russia and Iran
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

On the exam, was asked to prove that the limit at 0 of sin x / x = 1

I mean I know it is, I memorized it. But they asked to prove it...
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

I'll buy it for a dollar

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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Did you find your N64 or was your N64 found by you?
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

One thing I did notice is that a lot of clients from work are coming up in my "people you may know" list
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

If they think that is seductive they haven't been playing Dead or Alive
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

That's why I have two facebook accounts

One that is my real account

And another one that I use to search random people. My alternate account is the fake persona of an 86 year old math teacher in Uzbekistan who supports the communist party.
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Reminds me of that scene in that robert deniro movie
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

L
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Only death can pay for life

There is only one thing left to do...
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Racism sucks but if there's one place where people are allowed to be as racist as they want is who they date and who they sleep with

That's one aspect of life where you don't fuck with someone's choice
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

B
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

I had my first date at 27.

You're ok.
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Every time I hear someone mention Elton John I'm like... what are they talking about, he died 40 years ago! Oh wait that was Elvis, not Elton.
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Assuming it was necessary to convince a client to close a transaction
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

I remember the last time I drove in Miami

In a 30 minutes afternooon drive I saw 12 pedestrians being hit, including 4 pregnant women and 1 baby stroller, 3 cars crashing into a storefront window, 1 car exploding, and 2 pick-up trucks with like 20 black guys sitting in the back
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Before the midterm: "Don't worry about trying to use quadratic formula during the exam, everything you'll get will factor nicely"

After the midterm: "I didn't write the exam, so I didn't know what would be on it"
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Oberyn?
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

I still have a whole bunch of VHS tapes... I have a VHS player with an HDMI port so it still looks good on a 50 inch tv even though obviously it's not a crisp image.

What I like about VHS is that whenever you stop it the tape just stays in the same place. With a DVD sometimes it automatically brings you back to the same place but not always, and there's these fucking ads that you are forced to watch every time
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

The series will never be finished
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

This.

Close your eyes.
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

If you're starving just throw a stone in a storefront or something. They'll take you to prison and you'll be fed for free
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

inb4militarycoupinNK
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

What about Obi-Wan?
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

And a sword desires... truth
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

I remember a story about a ninja who wore an eyepatch so that one eye would be used to the light and the other eye would be used to the dark

So when he got into a dark place he would immediately change his eye patch to his other eye so that he would immediately see well in the dark without having to take time to adjust
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

What's the point though, I mean if you played through the game a billion times already... you're just doing the same quests over and over again what does it matter if the next time you go fetch the helmet your boobs bounce a little better than the last time.
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Shit.

That reminds me of that time that there was a baby crying on a flight I was in and he was bothering everybody. Some crazy dude actually took the baby and threw him out the window.

Thank god there was an American Airlines flight flying below us and they caught the baby before he fell to the ground.
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Dammit Kim the porn was getting good
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

Vertania posted...

I was in high school in the mid-2000's and we always had a cop on site.

Before I started there, there was a kid who had a pipe bomb (or said he did) in his locker, so that probably had a lot to do with it. Plus they were constantly bringing in dogs to sniff lockers for drugs.

Wtf are you kidding me???
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These past few years I often heard on the news and blogs stories about cops arresting/pepper-spraying/etc students in school (like I don't know, 10-12 year olds or something)

Seriously, what's up with that?

I'm 33 so it's been a long time since I was in school at that age. But back in the 90s I don't remember ever seeing cops in school. And it's not like if I was going to rich kid schools or something like that

And I've seen backyard fights (including on one occasion one kid was actually beat up all bloodied... didn't see the fight myself but they ended the recess when it happened). Kids got suspended, or put in detention, etc. But when a kid was being dumb it was handled by the teachers and staff.

I had some tantrums myself and I did some dumb things like many kids that age, and was disciplined accordingly.

But I would have never ever ever dreamed that actual fucking police officers would be involved.

Seriously, wtf?

Did something happen in the 90s to make school staff unable to take care of problems?

Or do we absolutely want adults to have police records because of tantrums they had when they were 12 year olds?
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

I sleep hanging by my toenail
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

I was reading a court motion in which a company was accusing some guy of ripping off the algorithms of a piece of software. Copyright and all that.

However, the lawyer who wrote the motion wrote "logarithms" instead of "algorithms."

He ripped off our logarithms.
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I don't hate people, people hate me.

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I don't hate people, people hate me.

M_Live posted...

frozenshock posted...

Porn games are fine too. I mean, I'm trying to create a character who looks as much as possible like my girlfriend's sister.

Uh

Just kidding
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I don't hate people, people hate me.