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Ariana but only if she has that goofy voice and silly act from Victorious
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I know how you feel

that tight gilf pussy...
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MyDogSkip posted...

Shout outs have gotten really out of hand.

I'm sorry
I was just so happy at the moment :(
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I got so so lucky, I was getting things from my mother's car and she pointed out how you could see the crescent shaped sun in the window's reflection (even if it was just a reflection it was still bright as hell. I had to warn and explain to her how dangerous it actually is to look at it :p) Our neighbor must've heard us because she came over gave me glasses to look at! Oh my goodness, even though I'm in Delaware and it was only 70-75% blocked it was fucking beautiful. I had my baby brother, whom I let look at it with said glasses, with me, I must've had my hands over his eyes for the longest time cause if he's anything like me he would've tried to look at it as soon as I took them off. He totally tried to >__________>

but yeah, I got lucky. :P
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Foppe posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

First security question: What is your frequent flyer number? What the fuck? How the fuck am I supposed to know?! I don't even know what a frequent fucking flyer is!

Ask the one that created the account and used that as a security question?

I know I can do that but mother fucker I shouldn't have to
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That_70s_show posted...

I mean, looking at OPs post, he probably uses a dictionary word with a number attached onto it.

That wouldn't take that long.

I wasn't the one who made it yo
You think it's so easy tell mewhat it is then
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It's too cloudy where I live anyway :C
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I like him a little more now that he's gone
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Be careful guys, this is only step one in his master plan
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Kanakiri posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

Mods it's not funny anymore

please just close it

The mods have no say in the matter

There, fucking happy?
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Zareth posted...

why should unborn children be allowed?

>unborn children
because unborn fetuses aren't alive and shouldn't count as children
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Admins please it's not funny anymore

please just close it
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Greenfox111 posted...

i like to use viewtiful joe as my username in a lot of things

When I first heard of Viewtifuljoe it was the name of a user on here and everytime someone said it I thought they were talking about him >_>
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_AdjI_ posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

I typed the f***ing password why the f*** do I need to verify it?

Because anyone with a basic password cracker can get in if all you need is the password.

Yeah because everyone's dying to get their hands on my shitty old email
They should just make it an option -______________________________________________-
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LeetCheet posted...

The whole afternoon I had to try to figure everything out with her but eventually we fixed it.

lend me your secrets oh ancient sage

HellHole_ posted...

what changed to make them not let you get in to it?

probably nothing, so the only other thing to assume is that they know you aren't the person who made it.

It's in the title! just because I'm on an entirely new device I got my ass kicked out
This is the bullshit I'm TALKING ABOUT! Now, I could get my computer but that shit is packed away, I ain't seein it for awhile
All in all, FUCK google
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HellHole_ posted...

doesn't matter if it was given to you

if you didn't make it

it's not yours

What are you trying to say? Google fucking peered into my mind and magically knew it wasn't me? Dawg that shit don't make sense
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HellHole_ posted...

well they're right though

it's not your account.

You listen here mother fucker
It has part of my name on it
I always used it
It was directly given to me

IT WAS MY FUCKING ACCOUNT.
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HellHole_ posted...

please, you think something that far away can hurt us?

"that far away"
technically it's not the sun but the light that affects us and light travels directly towards us. iirc, the eclipse causes an extreme flood of light making it way more dangerous.
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you.

Man, fuck this bullshit. What the fuck is this wack ass bullshit? I typed the fucking password why the fuck do I need to verify it? Kinda' fucked up logic is this?! So, this account was created years ago, not by me but by my uncle who let me use it.

First security question: What is your frequent flyer number? What the fuck? How the fuck am I supposed to know?! I don't even know what a frequent fucking flyer is!

Second question: When was this account created? You expect me to remember that shit? The exact MONTH and YEAR it was created? Motherfucker it was way back at LEAST before 2011! You expect me remember some mundane shit from 2011?! The FUCK?!

Third fucking question: please put an email and we'll send you a verification code!
Holy shit! they're finally gonna let me in! I put down something and get the code, guess what? "Google verifies that you are not allowed to use this account" what the FUCK WAS THE FUCKING CODE FOR?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! God damn fuck google and this jump through hoops bullshit I fucking put the right password what else am I supposed to do? Go through the garbage and look for my uncle's shitty laptop from 2011~?! Fuck this bull shit
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Erik_P posted...

RedPixel posted...

Reported. So sick of TC's bullshit. He gets quoted all the fucking time so you can't even fully ignore him. Worst troll gimmick I have ever seen, and he's probably rubbing one out to this post right now cause he thinks he's clever.

If you have me on ignore how did you even see this topic?

probably from the other two threads on this board expressing their happiness of your departure

If only it was true... *sobs*
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Jiggy101011 posted...

The act of getting pregnant or the woman is already pregnant? If it's the latter I don't really understand the fetish.

this tbh
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Muffinz0rz posted...

I know I'm way late to this topic, but I don't want to read through 200 posts - has anyone made @Zeus aware of this?

Boi

Nomak-54 posted...

You can't leave yet, you haven't confessed your love to @Zeus :'(

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I'm still believing that at least one of the religions are right until someone proves otherwise.

redditor posted...

My favorite answer to this question is a story about a Zen Master. One of his students comes up to the master and asks, "Master, what happens when we die?" The Zen Master responds, "I don't know. I haven't died yet."

lmao
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I still consciously close it...
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Metua posted...

+1
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The carl post was hilarious
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One of them is a fake cause I lost it in an accident. Since then, I’ve been seeing the past in one eye, and the present in the other, so I thought I could only see patches of reality, never the whole picture.

waaaak
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75689299

D: My B
I like my poll question better tho
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Zeus posted...

Well, he's on my ignore list right now, so if he did leave I wouldn't notice him until months the fact when it's finally time to take him out of time out.

stop being such a tsundere you silly billy <3
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don't watch sout park please explain

Is it the "A" word?
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My money's on he's not going to do it
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My sig feels very relatable right now :P
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just account-suicide you pussy
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Go_Totodile posted...

Would he still be considered a welcher after waiting, what, 5 years to close his account?

AND it has nothing to do with the bet

boi think he's free u____u
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You can't leave yet, you haven't confessed your love to @Zeus :'(
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Muffinz0rz posted...

ok

don't fucking be like that. I am legit fucking pissed.
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This is just like that one Avatar episode
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When they casually recommend you stuff that out right SPOILS literally ANYTHING you're watching! Wtf why isn't there a way to filter this shit? I'm sp fucking sick of having to actively avoid youtube or clicking things out of fear of spoilers! And yeah I probably should be caught up but you know what? shit happens, you miss one day. ONE day is all it fucking takes! FUCK Youtube!
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guys check out the second gif in my sig <3
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LeetCheet posted...

Also, kinda off topic but how many times have you made a new account on this site?
I've tagged you so many times on different accounts that I've lost count long ago >____<

sorry, Leetchan
I don't know maybe 20? :p
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Thanks for the advice guys, helps a bunch

mipond posted...

Let your parents decide for you like mine did.

My mom wanted me to be a football player
thatwasn't happening lol
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Conner4REAL posted...

Do comedy.

People say I should, and most say I should get into creative writing
I don't know about it though :/

Athla posted...

Your childhood fantasies and real world skills brought together in one nice, solid career.

Well hey, if you want to hear about childhood fantasies I wanted to colonize Venus when I was a kid. I love space and I read a lot about it so maybe that would be a good path. not sure
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I just saw a commercial for sonic drinks

quit stalking me!
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Oh great wise one, how do I score mad poon?
bonus: how do you really tell if an introver is in to you?
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I was so confused for half of the thread because I read it as brainfrog >_>

LeetCheet posted...

I haven't felt truly refreshed when I wake up in years.
Like that feeling you have after sleeping for many hours without interruption.
Oh man, I wish I could experience that feeling again...

ooooh you and me both, brother.
Also, your gf is sick? Hope things get better for you :(
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Mead posted...

Become a cop

I actually wanted to grow up to be a cop when I was a kid

Either that or a fireman :P

Zeus posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

19, communications

What were you planning on doing with that?

Not too sure. I mean, I had some ideas when I started but then, idk they were just bad. though I love the classes I desperately want to do something else. I don't know what though :(
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^blocked in my country. why u do dis
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Zeus posted...

How old are you? Are you currently in high school or college? If college, what are you currently majoring in?

19, communications

Conner4REAL posted...

Except instead of shaolin wisdom you speak to people using commercial and marketing slogans.

It's so crazy it might just work!
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https://youtu.be/My4j3vgFxbE?t=120

It's stuck in my head <3
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2 sisters, 3 brothers (one twin), and an aunt who's around our age so I consider her a sister :p and two sister in laws
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