Lurker > KillerSlaw

A game can have an awful story but great gameplay and still be good.

A game with awful gameplay and a great story is still fucking awful.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I remember that game made me want a PS3 (along with MGS4) but it never came out :/
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

80/80

http://shop.mattel.com/shop/en-us/ms/fast-furious-street-scene-quarter-mile-escape-fcg10






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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

What fucking hype? Everyone has been shitting on it from the get go.

Game looks fine but nothing amazing. I'm sure that's all it will be.

If anything, AM2R didn't live up to the "hype"
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ZombiePelican posted...

There's no way this can make a profit, there's no feasible way

Even if they finish the game, it's way too fucking complicated for anyone but the most hardcore of simulation junkies to get behind.

Which they probably already did.
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Kaiganeer posted...

got 'em

and by 'em, i mean people who put down thousands of dollars to play with virtual spaceships within a system that will never exist

For real. I only put down like 20 bucks cause of some bs "sale" they had and that was too much
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Star Citizen is a joke and I say that as a backer
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

MwarriorHiei posted...

weird that no one complains about NRS' DLC practices

I don't pay attention to NRS. Do they also sell on disk content as DLC? Color swaps and the like?
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I mean...this doesn't seem too terribly unexpected. Haven't multiple actors played Leon and Claire at this point?
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ManSpread posted...

what did we do to deserve this

You kept buying Capcom games with their shitty DLC practices and everything else they've been doing wrong for damn near a decade now.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I've always really liked Shocker for some reason, even though he's a complete fucking Jobber.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I've been partial to my P320 lately

But probably my favorite is still my 1911.
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Where's that picture of him driving an Audi that always pops up?
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Majoras atmosphere is soooo good.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Is your brother miyamoto?
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Monday posted...

What's the point in even buying physical for console anymore? You still have to install the entire game. (Which is fucking bullshit, imo) I buy a 500gb PS4, and can only have a handful of games on it at any given time.

/reeeing

Selling them when you're done with them.

Which is usually pretty quick with how short most games are these days.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I'd be more open to digital download on consoles if the digital services were not still fucking garbage, maybe.

I use steam all the fucking time cause of the great deals. Every time I've gotten something digital on PS4 or Xbox One it's felt like a rip off.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Maybe if it was Cammy you'd have a deal.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I'll say Nintendo, but it really wasn't by much.

Sony just showed off a bunch of old shit, Microsoft showed off too many multiplatform games and spent too much time hyping up Xbox One X.

EA was a complete shit show. Bethesda automatically loses for still coasting on Skyrim.

I actually didn't see Ubisoft but I heard it was okay because they focused on games but nothing I heard from it impressed me that much.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

If you press the jump button while on a horse, then pull out your bow at the height of the jump everything goes slow mo and you can fire off a bunch of arrows really quick.

It can really help when taking out groups or enemy camps.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Oh I thought we were talking just out of the ME games.

I dunno. I have way too many that are more memorable than ME1's to list.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Wasn't Mass Effect 2's just The End Run again?

If so, that wins. If not, I can't remember ME2's so ME1 gets it.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

My mom is watching TV in the other room, so I can't be positive. Anyone actually watching this?
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I honestly feel Metroid 1 wasn't a good game even for it's time. It's amazing how fucking PERFECT Super Metroid is compared to it.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

This is going to make me sound horrible, but I legit laughed when I saw an interview he gave about stabbing that dude because he was like "I told him I'd train him if he dropped the charges, the guy dropped the charges and I just fled Florida and never went back."

Like, that sounds exactly like the stupid shit a wrestling fan would do.
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Captain_Qwark posted...

So is Venom a good guy or a bad guy? I though both him and carnage were bad guys.

Venom flip flops depending on his popularity and whoever is writing him.

Carnage is always bad, or at least I can't recall him ever not being bad.
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xyphilia posted...

If they had gotten Donald glover as miles morales spiderman instead of garbage Andrew garfield, the 2012 spiderman movie could have been really good.. or you know, at least different and unique.

:/
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Venom is going to be even less canon than the tv shows lol
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Give two weeks notice like a fucking adult and not the shitty millennial you are.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I like that song Kass plays.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Thought this was about it going on sale and was about to give a hearty lol
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whats wrong with that one chicks face tho
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I feel bad. I need to lose another 10 pounds to make my surgeon happy. Although honestly I want to drop about another 40 to make myself happy.

My cousin had cystic fibrosis and had a hell of a time putting on weight too.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Only okay if you dye your entire body blue as well
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

They pay Mr. Colion Noir so they dont have to defend black firearm owners
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

GTA Online

I dunno. I finally decided to quit last week cause I just cant deal with the bullshit anymore and the fun people I played with moved on.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I want to say Clear has a terrible luck getting employed by shit companies but this is probably becoming the norm and I dont even know it.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Iirc it was shot as if it was its own thing then Fox decided to make it part of the new continuity
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Cause he fucking sucks, that's why.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Pokemon Fat
Pokemon Thin
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Al Sharpton looks like a god damn child.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Microsoft and Sony are both bad about this, but at least Microsoft seemed to stop doing it (unless I just missed a remaster at E3) where as Sony is still pushing remakes.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Shadowplay posted...

Jesse Eisenberg as Henry Hill

The "You're a funny guy" scene would just be him awkwardly rambling on about how he didn't mean to offend.

This is what I had.

Second would be Jesse Eisenberg as Snake Plissken
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

Hell no. I already own a regular Xbox One and after hearing the Crackdown 3 dev's say it was going to remain 30fps across platforms it's pretty much cemented for me that barely any games will take advantage of that power.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

shockthemonkey posted...

Nothing about being a postman makes people inherently crazy or violent or anything like that.

lol I know I'm really just trying to get a gauge on how difficult the work will actually be.

It's apparently an "as needed" position that can lead to full employment within a year, but I get health benefits from the start and the starting pay is 17.50.

I'm kind of worried they will make me drive my own car cause it's a rural area, but the town itself is pretty small so it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."

I liked Arkham Origins even though everyone else hated.

That being said, I bought and played Cold Cold Heart but I can't remember a damn thing about it so I'm not sure if it was forgettable or bad.
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"Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."