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| Topic | my current poop is so heavy it made a huge splash and sank immediately. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/04/17 5:43:33 AM #12 | Wait... How do you know it sank "immediately"?? I don't know about you guys but when I'm pooping I don't have a clear view of whats coming out. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | my current poop is so heavy it made a huge splash and sank immediately. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/04/17 5:35:36 AM #4 | Is there blood in your stool?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | You once shoplifted a game store |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/03/17 9:29:23 PM #4 | Gamer99z posted... I stole the entire building. The whole building?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | What's the most amount of pain you ever experienced? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/03/17 9:28:12 PM #8 | The time dad beat me with some jumper cables. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Have you ever been stuck with a piece of crap PC? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/03/17 9:26:20 PM #5 | I want to smash this pc with my bear hands. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I have found God. I'm ready to repent. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/03/17 12:06:41 PM #24 | You found God!?  Well shit it looks like you gotta go find him again. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Best artist or band to start with the letter: N |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/03/17 5:57:16 AM #178 | Nickelsack --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I think one of my co-workers is a canable. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/03/17 5:46:00 AM #5 | KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... canable --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Would you have sex with a former heroin addict? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/03/17 4:22:23 AM #38 | Ryangrad posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...KingCrabCake posted...@KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...Would you have sex with a former heroin addict? Really?? Bitch lied to me... --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Would you have sex with a former heroin addict? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/03/17 2:41:08 AM #36 | KingCrabCake posted... @KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...Would you have sex with a former heroin addict? True but she still S'd the D. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | God, I'm ready for football season |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/02/17 2:44:51 PM #32 | Muffinz0rz posted... God, I'm ready for football season --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I think one of my co-workers is a cantable. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/02/17 2:09:31 PM #3 | Can he do Linda?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I think one of my co-workers is a canable. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/02/17 2:03:59 PM #1 | I was in the restroom and the guy in the stall next to me is violently getting sick and at one point says "Linda you fucking bitch " and I was all like ( O_O) Did he eat his wife?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Would you have sex with a former heroin addict? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/02/17 11:20:53 AM #23 | Would you have sex with a former heroin addict? If I didn't you wouldn't be here right now. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Best artist or band to start with the letter: M |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/02/17 4:44:28 AM #156 | merlin of the Well --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I was kicked out of a spank bank today. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/02/17 4:17:34 AM #1 | Apparently saying "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in is frowned upon. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Best artist or band to start with the letter: M |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/02/17 1:14:50 AM #140 | Manhole Manson --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Does jelqing actually work? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/02/17 1:13:07 AM #2 | *points at tc* Get a load of tiny penis over here lol --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Was blood everywhere? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/01/17 12:05:41 AM #9 | I feel disgusted with myself. I just beat the living shit out of my best friend but he deserved it, I can't deny that, and I can't deny that I would do it again. I just feel completely conflicted right now. Basically, what happened was my friend told me he had something important to tell me. He said that he'd come over right away and we could talk. I wasn't expecting anything really heavy, when it comes to a guy like him I've learned to not expect very much. He arrives about a half hour later, and I offer him a drink, we get to chatting about recent events going on. Well, he tells me that six months ago, when I was dating my girlfriend they both got drunk at a party. I knew where it was going from there, but I kept listening anyway. He told me that they both got really trashed, and had wild sex all night. It wasn't one of those "We just woke up next to each other the next morning with no recollection of what happened" things, he said that they both remembered it, and were quite coherent for the entire thing. He said that they both mutually agreed that it was fun, but they both felt terribly wrong afterwards and while they were glad they did it to experiment they agreed never to do it again. He told me that the guilt had been eating away at him since then and he just had to tell me. I was completely repulsed by him, I didn't know how to react at first. He started asking me to say something and I just snapped. I grabbed the bottle of liquor on the table and smashed it over his face, grabbed him by the head and slammed him face first into my coffee table. I then proceeded to kick him in the ribs until he managed to crawl out of my front door. I didn't speak a word to him verbally, I just let the violence do the talking. When he was gone, there was a trail of blood from my living room to the doorway I had to mop up. (I have tile in my entire house) Can he get me on an assault charge? He was in my house, so technically anything I did to him was completely legal, right? I'm thinking about getting a restraining order against him. If I see him again, I might DDT his ass on the concrete and bust his eyebrows off his face. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I saw Spiderman homecoming |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/30/17 11:16:02 PM #6 | ShadowStarEdge posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...helo am spodermen i hav sweg --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I saw Spiderman homecoming |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/30/17 9:08:57 PM #4 | helo am spodermen --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | My legs and hips hurt. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/30/17 3:40:30 AM #6 | Oh... Well I apologize, still friends?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | My legs and hips hurt. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/30/17 1:52:11 AM #4 | Don't lie to me, I know your legs and hips hurt from all the pussy you've been crushing. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | what the fuck are u wearing right now |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/30/17 1:50:57 AM #27 | what the fuck are u wearing right now a t-shirt and panties ;] --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Do elephants really exist or did scientists just make them up |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/30/17 1:38:48 AM #5 | I'm curious about this as well and I don't wanna talk to a scientist cuz yall be lyin n' shit!! --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Video shows border officers encouraging teen to drink liquid meth. He died. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/29/17 8:19:26 AM #68 | Giant_Aspirin posted... didn't this happen a long time ago? A real long time ago, feel me!! --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | North Korea allegedly has all 7 Dragon balls in their possession. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/28/17 9:15:07 AM #15 | FF_Redux posted... You mean the full Triforce? lmao North Korea can't triforce because they're *gets modded* --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | What happened to Spoony? >_> |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/28/17 9:09:33 AM #15 | s-p-zero-zero-n --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Mother is mad that I spent my allowance on ethereum. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/28/17 8:38:24 AM #12 | clearaflagrantj posted... BugPorker posted...Mother gives me a pay check of 150 dollars every two weeks for the chores I do. Making sure he pours his piss jugs out weekly. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | What happened to Spoony? >_> |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/28/17 6:34:35 AM #7 | I skateboarded to spoony's house and cut him with an AOL disk. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | anyone else take a step back from then toilet then PEE in it? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/28/17 6:02:36 AM #6 | I like to take the lid off the tank and pee in there. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Ask me a non-medical question |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/28/17 12:27:12 AM #5 | Gen_Lee_Enfield posted... iamintents posted...Gen_Lee_Enfield posted...Why non-medical? Probably the doctor on "My 6OO Pound Life". --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | anyone like incense |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/27/17 11:35:19 PM #7 | I don't smoke weed, weed smokes me!! *rolls self up into a joint* Time to get lit motherfuckers!! --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Cartoon paused at da wrong time |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/27/17 11:32:58 PM #12 | lol whats going on in that KotH one?? The key is in Boomhauer's pocket?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | "Would you like your receipt?" |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/26/17 3:21:05 AM #3 | I always respond with "Would you like my foot up your ass??" --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | extra 400 bucks a year or infinite soup of whatever kind you want |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/26/17 1:08:28 AM #34 | I'd rather have the sex. Sex was an option right?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | What? There's a LIMIT to how many people you can ignore?! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/25/17 8:36:11 AM #19 | @ssj3vegeta2 posted... Dis is sad I enjoy the way you post. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I kicked the bookshelf in my sleep last night. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/25/17 8:31:52 AM #9 | I've been told I'm a violent sleeper. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | This Michigan Woman was found GUILTY of MURDER because of a TALKING PARROT!! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/21/17 1:09:30 AM #9 | GiftedACIII posted... Never forget DL-6 This is the very first thing I thought of when I saw this topic. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Teens film and mock disabled man who slowly drowned. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/20/17 9:32:46 PM #64 | "teens" --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I think my sister looks better in a bikini >< |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/20/17 12:38:38 AM #11 | I'm here for the gang bang. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | It's gotten harder and harder to enjoy having white friends |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/18/17 9:19:00 PM #17 | Actually n/m I think The Rock is white. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Neogaf seems full of elite nerds. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/18/17 9:05:38 PM #10 | Twinmold posted... It's not like GameFAQs mods are any better. You think the mods here are just as bad as pedophiles!? I want whatever drugs your smoking!! --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | It's gotten harder and harder to enjoy having white friends |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/18/17 9:03:12 PM #8 | Is The Rock black?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | My car just got keyed.... how do I fix it? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/17/17 7:27:51 PM #23 | thronedfire2 posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...AzNDarkSamurai posted...holy crap my pockets will be destroyed if I have to totally repaint it ($3000+) Insurance that doesn't cover vandalism!? lol --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Cutest CEgal? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/17/17 7:22:59 PM #158 | I can't disagree with that, the pen fifteen wants what the pen fifteen wants. :U --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
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