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Topic$10 cash, but James Hetfield from Metallica is transformed into a table.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/15/17 7:47:01 AM
#4
Where is my $1O?? >:|
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TopicI wrote a cheesy and naughty poem to a guy I kinda fancy. Texted it to him.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/15/17 5:51:30 AM
#23
Have you kissed his meat tip?? I hear that's what the cool kids are doing.
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TopicWhy do americans upgrade their phones every 6 months?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/15/17 5:48:43 AM
#9
chrono625 posted...
this topic reminds me of a specific member,

thompsontalker i believe?

I remember tompster the tampster XD that guy was a real fucking loser lol
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TopicWhy do americans upgrade their phones every 6 months?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/15/17 5:37:36 AM
#6
Why do you pull your pants down at inappropriate times??
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TopicOoh, ahh, kiss your little meat tip
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/15/17 5:35:10 AM
#21
Turbam posted...
Kloud and I were at Big Bobby's house party last night and some bitch nearly died!!

I told you not to put your whole tip in that hoe, I don't think she will ever walk right again bro
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TopicOoh, ahh, kiss your little meat tip
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/15/17 5:28:09 AM
#17
DocileOrangeCup posted...
little

WRONG!!
I could choke a bitch with my meat tip.
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TopicFound a thing for CE to play with
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/15/17 5:18:28 AM
#168
nsNsrn9
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TopicOoh, ahh, kiss your little meat tip
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/15/17 5:16:15 AM
#15
guess the size of my meat tip
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TopicWhy don't americans wash their hands before eating?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/13/17 7:25:33 AM
#9
I don't wash my hands ever. Fuck Big Soap and its germ fearing tactics. Some scientist 'n shit like to pretend germs exist but they're in the pockets of Big Soap and you know they lie 'bout everything!!
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TopicI watched the entire Saw franchise in 2 days AMA **SAW SPOILERS**
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/11/17 9:30:34 AM
#41
Nazanir posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
I would rate them 6>3>4>2>5>1>7. Can't wait for the next one even though I hear it won't tie into the other 7.

For me it's 1>2>3>6>4>5>7

Glad we can agree on 7 being the worst, why do you like the first one the best?? A lot of people seem to agree it's the best and don't get me wrong I love the first one as well even though I rated it so low.
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TopicI watched the entire Saw franchise in 2 days AMA **SAW SPOILERS**
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/11/17 4:40:45 AM
#37
I would rate them 6>3>4>2>5>1>7. Can't wait for the next one even though I hear it won't tie into the other 7.
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TopicWhat are some ways to help relationship and sexual insecurity?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/11/17 1:43:44 AM
#3
Just put that shit in and hit it like a fucking caveman my brotha.
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TopicFinal Fantasy 7 or Chrono Trigger?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/11/17 1:39:05 AM
#14
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Hold the fuck up

Is it the Chronicles version of CT?

I assume so since it's the PSX version... That version sucks balls.
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TopicWhy does the ICP have a huge fanbase?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/10/17 9:42:26 PM
#57
Zurkon posted...
Pass me by

Best song they ever made IMO. You've probably noticed it but the song before it seems to go right along with it.
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TopicBeing warm>being cold.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/10/17 9:14:56 PM
#14
I hate cold weather in fact I wouldn't piss on snow if it was on fire, fuck winter.
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TopicWhy does the ICP have a huge fanbase?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/10/17 8:44:41 PM
#46
lilJoe457 posted...
I just don't get why everyone goes out of their way to shit on them.

I think those are probably the people that have sticks up their asses and generally not fun to be around at all.
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TopicWhy does the ICP have a huge fanbase?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/10/17 5:45:32 AM
#42
It's not my fault some juggalo beat your ass.
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TopicWhy does the ICP have a huge fanbase?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/10/17 4:52:25 AM
#40
Dash_Harber posted...
Unless you count this one crackhead I knew who loved them and would always come to our parties

Why do you hang out with crackheads?? Do you take crack??
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TopicWhy does the ICP have a huge fanbase?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/10/17 3:44:35 AM
#35
Dash_Harber posted...
Because Nu-Metal and Rapcore were a thing. Because teen boys like to pretend they are violent bad asses. Because they appeal to a demographic that generally prefers violent imagery and sexual lyrics over musical composition.

I bet you got beat up by a Juggalo at some point didn't you.
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TopicUK dad kills son after son finds photos of him eating poo
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/10/17 3:42:23 AM
#39
Holy shit!!
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TopicWhat should I keep in my gym bag?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/10/17 3:27:17 AM
#15
SK8T3R215 posted...
Piss jars to test your urine.

My bro Tremaine has a bunch of piss jugs in his attic (he refuses to get his shitter fixed...) anyway Bovice tripped on his way into piss jug central and tipped over a fuck ton of piss jugs in the process LOL!! Me and Bovice got the fuck out of Pissjugastan and haven't went back. Fucking Tremaine is nasty af. I won't go into the house now because I'm pretty sure Tremaine didn't do shit about it, even though 1O gallons of rank and stank piss jugs are tipped over in his attic just leaking into the ceiling and then into the rest of the house. I'm afraid to ask Tremaine where he shits at.
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TopicWhat should I keep in my gym bag?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/09/17 6:58:34 PM
#2
roids
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TopicWhy does the ICP have a huge fanbase?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/09/17 6:00:04 PM
#28
@Zurkon posted...
Mutilation Mix

This is a new one on me, I might have to check it out.
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TopicWhy does the ICP have a huge fanbase?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/09/17 3:59:42 PM
#25
I like the early ICP stuff, anything after The Great Milenko never really clicked with me.
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TopicWhy does the ICP have a huge fanbase?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/09/17 12:35:11 PM
#11
voldothegr8 posted...
What is a Juggalo?

A Hulkamaniac
He power bombs motherfuckers onto thumbtacks
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TopicI'm gonna buy a Gameboy Advance SP and Metroid Zero Mission.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/09/17 9:28:06 AM
#24
I love hard butt fun games
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TopicWhere do you shave?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/09/17 8:47:21 AM
#8
pojr posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Where do you shave?

Your girlfriends legs. ;)

Jokes on you. I don't have a girlfriend because I'm a loner

Bro you're a legend, a LEGEND, you get more ass than a toilet seat and don't you dare deny it.
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TopicWhere do you shave?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/09/17 7:41:06 AM
#4
Where do you shave?

Your girlfriends legs. ;)
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TopicBoxer hands Championship Belt back to defeated opponent as a goodwill message.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/09/17 7:40:10 AM
#2
What a LOSER LOL!!
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TopicI'm gonna buy a Gameboy Advance SP and Metroid Zero Mission.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/09/17 7:37:35 AM
#17
clearaflagrantj posted...
Fusion > ZM

Completely agree.
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TopicMy tinder date just told me she's a ladyboy i have to meet her on friday
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/08/17 8:52:32 AM
#15
"I take D."
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TopicMatched with a girl on Tinder yesterday, we hooked up yesterday. Ask me anything
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/07/17 11:28:28 PM
#47
Did she S the D??
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TopicThe whole "Man tax" thing did make me think...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/07/17 10:44:44 PM
#19
Stop taxing me because of my enormous penis!!
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TopicThe whole "Man tax" thing did make me think...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/07/17 10:20:44 AM
#16
SK8T3R215 posted...
The fuck is a man tax

I call it a penis tax, they tax people that have a penis.
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TopicFavorite RPG games
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/07/17 9:50:42 AM
#28
@MrMallard posted...
Final Fantasy 5

Right on, I just finished FFV a couple weeks ago. Gonna have to play through again and try different strategies. Is it normal for my primary magic users to have Elf Capes equipped most of the time?? Very rarely did I switch those out, if I did it was usually for a boss.
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TopicWhy hasn't Trump been impeached yet?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/07/17 9:00:20 AM
#5
Hi, I'm Donald Trump, welcome to Jackass!!
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TopicDid Harpie leave?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 5:47:59 PM
#47
Are you aware that today is not Opposite Day??
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TopicDid Harpie leave?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 5:45:28 PM
#44
Are you lying about not lying??
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TopicDid Harpie leave?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 5:44:22 PM
#40
GoldRupee posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

Daytime??

Nope.

Are you lying??
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TopicDid Harpie leave?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 5:41:47 PM
#35
GoldRupee posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

Because you touch yourself at night.

I don't

Daytime??
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TopicDid Harpie leave?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 5:35:33 PM
#26
GoldRupee posted...
Teddytalks posted...


I hate people like you.

Why?

Because you touch yourself at night.
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TopicDid Harpie leave?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 5:12:42 PM
#9
I saw Hairpie yesterday.
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TopicHad Gallbladder surgery yesterday, AMA
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 3:18:46 PM
#8
Did you ask the doctor if your heart was healthy enough for sex??
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TopicFavorite Gas Planet in our Solar System?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 4:14:13 AM
#16
Myanus
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TopicI'm going to use this image to react to everything
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 4:04:12 AM
#113
uBdpBTD
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TopicWhat's the most amount of pain you ever experienced?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 3:35:29 AM
#67
I was beat with jumper cables because I missed the bus.
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TopicMade a thread in Hellhole. Explained how Mods don't read. Error proves my point:
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/06/17 3:31:05 AM
#180
penis
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TopicWhat is the worst thing a CEman has done?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/05/17 9:17:03 AM
#38
@ChromaticAngel posted...
a guy who got busted by Chris Hansen on GameFAQs

lmao you serious!?
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TopicFriend of mine got a bit too wasted at the bar the other night...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/04/17 2:38:40 PM
#3
3rd_Best_Master posted...
At least he won some money to go get it washed.

Actually no, the guy left after that.
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TopicFriend of mine got a bit too wasted at the bar the other night...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/04/17 2:35:27 PM
#1
My friend (Mike) was getting a little too drunk and being loud and obnoxious so a couple guys came over kinda starting some shit but I was able to calm the situation. Every thing was smooth for a bit until Mike started getting obnoxious again so I suggested we leave. The guys follow us out into the parking lot and I thought oh shit here we go. One of them bet Mike a dollar he could piss over the top of his car, dumbass Mike took the bet. Next thing I know this guy pulls his pants down and just pisses all over the driver side door on Mikes car XD Not gonna lie I laughed my ass off hardcore.
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