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| Topic | my great grandmother turned 109 today |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 9:25:20 PM #6 | |
| Topic | The only decent romance subplot in any marvel movie was in the first avenger |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 9:23:32 PM #22 | |
| Topic | So yesterday my World Civ teacher told us that the US and Europe on maps are |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 7:05:43 PM #22 | They also split Russia up to make it look less big compared to the US --- |
| Topic | San Jose Police Department caught the terrorist who vandalized my Prius. |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:28:23 PM #80 | Hoth is a marine biologist who lives like an hour away from the beach. Tell your parents to move closer. --- |
| Topic | rate my gym / 10 |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:04:42 PM #2 | |
| Topic | You guys ever sniff your fingers after rearranging your ballsack? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:04:01 PM #9 | |
| Topic | The only decent romance subplot in any marvel movie was in the first avenger |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:03:23 PM #20 | Milkman5 posted... Returning_CEmen posted...I enjoyed the romance between wolverine and the Japanese chick. ;_; --- |
| Topic | CE, I broke my new toy ;_; |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 12:36:12 PM #5 | Anarchy_Juiblex posted... Turbam posted...Are dildos that fragile now? Das hawt --- |
| Topic | What's that berry that you get in Thai cooking a lot? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 12:33:27 PM #15 | |
| Topic | A girl at a bar yesterdasaid I seem pretentious because of my hair and glasses. |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 9:22:46 AM #21 | |
| Topic | The only decent romance subplot in any marvel movie was in the first avenger |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:27:26 AM #10 | |
| Topic | $1 billion but you have to survive living in a jungle of wild animals for 1 week |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:25:44 AM #10 | Naked and Afraid has shown me this can easily be done. Most of the time they last 21 days and hardly eat anything. A week would be easy. --- |
| Topic | I hope someone invents synthehol. |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:23:21 AM #6 | |
| Topic | why do people compare dog eating to eating cows |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:21:37 AM #10 | Milkman5 posted...
lol no, some societies in Africa and India depend on cows for survival. Dogs don't do shit for them --- |
| Topic | Taiwan bans human consumption of cats and dogs |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:16:20 AM #31 | UnfairRepresent posted... Call me when guide chickens are helping blind people cross the road, guard chickens are protecting the mayor's home. Drug chickens are chasing down crooks. And chickens can call the hospital if their owner is in trouble. Pigs are smarter and have been used to hunt truffles for ages. Yet we still eat them --- |
| Topic | More nude celeb pics have leaked |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:09:20 AM #108 | |
| Topic | Should I get a smartphone? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 6:07:27 AM #19 | My grampa has an iPhone and an Instagram account. He only follows his grandchildren, but I've seen his likes and those honeys ain't his grandchildren lmao. --- |
| Topic | Interpreter VS Translator |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 2:26:27 AM #4 | |
| Topic | Am I a dick for not switching days off with my female coworker? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 2:22:41 AM #20 | Haldol posted... Dondre_X posted...You're not a dick But the poll results are *rimshot* --- |
| Topic | Should I get a smartphone? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 2:21:20 AM #7 | |
| Topic | United Airlines is the official airline is Team USA (Olympics) |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 2:20:48 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Here's your chance to choose Sayoria's sig for a month! |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 2:18:12 AM #25 | |
| Topic | Am I a dick for not switching days off with my female coworker? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 1:47:58 AM #10 | |
| Topic | One-of-a-kind entertainers. |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 1:46:18 AM #16 | |
| Topic | Pick three languages to have magical fluency in. |
| Returning_CEmen 04/12/17 1:45:19 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Two kids fight in school (INSANE FIGHT NO SURVIVORS) |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 10:57:38 PM #18 | |
| Topic | ITT: I put Ahmed Mohamed's face onto all 802 Pokemon. |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 9:17:08 PM #71 | |
| Topic | Went to a restaurant for lunch and this CEbeard was sitting behind us |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 7:44:17 PM #7 | TheDarkCircle posted... Returning_CEmen posted...cheese Enchilada, two tacos, rice, beans, and iced tea. Delicious sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... What meat did you get in the enchilada or was it just cheese? Just cheese --- |
| Topic | Went to a restaurant for lunch and this CEbeard was sitting behind us |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 7:40:12 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Went to a restaurant for lunch and this CEbeard was sitting behind us |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 7:32:37 PM #1 | He was talking loud. He was there with his parents. First he was talking about how everyone at his school is a democrat and how the teachers are imposing their liberal beliefs on them. He also mentioned safe spaces, which his parents asked him to explain. Then he was talking about how he is part of Generation Z, which is the generation that was born with the internet and how they are going to pay all of the problems that Generation Xers and Baby Boomers created, all while talking shit about his parent's generation X for not doing anything. After about 15 of overhearing his bullshit they left. I thought it was funny that he just finished saying his generation would pay for Gen X's stuff and made his parents pay for lunch. --- |
| Topic | Mia Khalifa totally looks like Ray William Johnson |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 7:25:49 PM #4 | |
| Topic | 2 overweight women attack innocent black man |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 4:19:58 PM #6 | You see how that white knight tried to intervene and then gtfo when he saw the smack. --- |
| Topic | CE Drawing Contest pt 2 |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 4:05:33 PM #43 | _Goggalor_ posted... Done: Wow, _Goggalor_, you pumped that out quick. It looks incredible. --- |
| Topic | Whats your favorite King of The Hill joke? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 3:29:52 PM #65 | HANK: All right, here's the deal. I don't believe in that gobbledygook about a subconscious or any other witchcraft. I won't take pills, I won't let you hypnotize or molest me. PHILIP: Well, I can help you without using witchcraft, pills or molestation, but it won't be easy. --- |
| Topic | Whats your favorite King of The Hill joke? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 3:27:06 PM #64 | Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street! --- |
| Topic | Whats your favorite King of The Hill joke? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 2:46:10 PM #62 | Darkninja42 posted... Mormaurd posted...Darkninja42 posted...Off of the top of my head, probably when it's shown that everybody else speaks gibberish from Boomhauer's point of view. Or Dale being all buff in his version of the story --- |
| Topic | 30K but you must eat 10 salty liquorish ice creams everyday for a year |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 2:22:16 PM #5 | I'd probably just add stuff to the iced cream to make it taste better. --- |
| Topic | my manager told me i have 20,000 dollars to spend on computers. by next month |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 2:01:32 PM #10 | |
| Topic | Samsung phones sure do over heat alot |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 1:59:52 PM #11 | Yeah, my S5 gets hot every once in a while. I just turn it off for 10 mins then turn it back on. --- |
| Topic | Ok this is the best super move in any fighting game ever. |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 1:53:03 PM #16 | LMAO, can you skip through that? I'd imagine it would get boring after a while --- |
| Topic | Anyone remember arcades from the 90s? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 1:51:15 PM #10 | Only times I'd see arcades was at Las Vegas casinos or Theme Parks. That hasn't changed. --- |
| Topic | So I'm in this "singles group" on Facebook. You're the devil if you |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 1:50:09 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Bill would require internet users to pay $20 to remove porn filter |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 1:48:12 PM #59 | |
| Topic | I've been an Uber driver since 2015, AMA |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 1:46:49 PM #28 | Do you provide your passengers with any amenities, like water bottles or mints? What do you drive? Are there any areas you refuse to drive to? What is your driver rating? --- |
| Topic | My girlfriend doesnt like going down because she was a weak stomach. What to do? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 12:50:45 PM #30 | |
| Topic | More nude celeb pics have leaked |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 12:47:15 PM #88 | TheSexMachine posted... The Admiral posted...chrono625 posted...The Admiral posted...voldothegr8 posted...I was disappointed...until I realized her shirt is almost completely see through in the right light O_O She is a well payed celebrity. I'm sure she can afford the best surgeons who won't leave noticable scars. --- |
| Topic | Save That DC Character! (Round 3) |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 1:15:58 AM #30 | |
| Topic | Favorite childhood snack? |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 12:43:17 AM #16 | |
| Topic | My last two moderations were for being offensive. |
| Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 12:31:09 AM #10 | Offensive moderations are such bullshit, they are entirely subjective. --- |
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