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TopicI think I just walked in on my little brother masturbating.
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 1:02:17 PM
#10
Did you teach him how to pleasure a mattress?
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TopicI am interested to see what N. Korea does tomorrow.
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 9:31:58 AM
#57
RIP Korea.
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TopicPosted on Craigslist looking for a LTR.
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 9:25:54 AM
#52
I mean it's not buttons, but the screen is much larger making the key board larger.

I have pretty big hands and manage fine on my 6s plus.
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TopicWill you be going to the anti Trump protests tomorrow?
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 9:23:38 AM
#18
Ohhhh man, in so glad I searched this.

There is one today to "resist Trump's budget"

One next week to "march for science"

And one the following week to "meet your local Muslims"

Y'all need something to do with your life.
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TopicPosted on Craigslist looking for a LTR.
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 9:19:58 AM
#50
Yeah, you're just old. It's okay.

Get you an iPhone 6/7 plus and you'll never have to worry about "small" buttons again.
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TopicWill you be going to the anti Trump protests tomorrow?
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 9:13:29 AM
#16
lol at Easter being a holiday weekend.

I'm not working, just pointing out I'm not one of the bums that would actually go to a protest with no cause.

Also lol at trump supporters being violent, that's all you liberals. Burning down cities because you didn't get your way.
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TopicPosted on Craigslist looking for a LTR.
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 9:10:16 AM
#47
If you're have the extra couple dollars a month sign up for one of the paid sites. You'll find less bots and more serious people. For what you're looking for it sounds like your best option.

If you were just looking to get your dick wet or a fwb I would absolutely recommend tinder.
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TopicPosted on Craigslist looking for a LTR.
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 9:03:20 AM
#43
Yeah I'm not even going to search it. That's not a real person you're talking to.

Sorry bud.

Seriously tho try the older people dating sites. Craigslist is a terrible place.
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TopicHow do you feel about netflix's new rating system?
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 9:00:20 AM
#7
Fucking amy schumer bro.

She couldn't just accept that people are tired of hearing about her smelly vagina.
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TopicWill you be going to the anti Trump protests tomorrow?
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 8:58:23 AM
#14
Is there an SJW snowflake website with where the protests are going to be?
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TopicPosted on Craigslist looking for a LTR.
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 8:56:45 AM
#41
RCtheWSBC posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Push for a video chat with her asap.

Or just stop talking to the person entirely >__> seems like a waste o' time from here


It could be a very hot 30 y/o with terrible English tho. Worth a simple question of "can we video chat"

Have you reverse image searched the pics she sent? I'd do that right away. Post them here or pm me if you don't know how.
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TopicWill you be going to the anti Trump protests tomorrow?
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 8:53:24 AM
#13
I have a life and two jobs, so no.

Hmm actually now that I think about it, maybe. I wouldn't mind watching a bunch of SJW snowflakes cry about dumb shit.
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TopicPosted on Craigslist looking for a LTR.
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 8:51:34 AM
#36
Florida girl has terrible English so I'm going to assume it's a scammer from another country (welcome to Craigslist). Be very wary of sending money to her.

Push for a video chat with her asap.
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TopicPosted on Craigslist looking for a LTR.
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 8:49:16 AM
#35
RCtheWSBC posted...
Go on OKCupid or match.com or some shit, not craigslist.


Yeah that or eharmony or the other old people dating sites.

You're going to get spam and weirdos on Craigslist.
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TopicHas anyone ever had heart palpitations from anxiety before?
SmokeMassTree
04/15/17 3:06:50 AM
#10
No
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TopicThis 19 y/o WALMART Kid Raped TEN Girls and CHOKED them until they saw STARS!!!
SmokeMassTree
04/14/17 10:04:42 PM
#2
Lmao he's wearing a choker.
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TopicAre you planning on seeing the last jedi?
SmokeMassTree
04/14/17 10:02:23 PM
#5
Probably when it comes on my firestick. I didn't watch the other one until several months after it came out, and I have zero plans to watch the most recent other one.

Never really got the Star Wars hype tbh.
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TopicHonestly, one of the best feelings on the world is...
SmokeMassTree
04/14/17 9:58:02 PM
#3
Jazz
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TopicI had Taco Bell twice yesterday. AMA
SmokeMassTree
04/14/17 9:54:58 PM
#17
That's exactly why I get so much when I go. If I'm gonna hate myself I might as well enjoy it.

Smothered shredded chicken burrito
Nacho bell grande no tomatoes
Two cheesy gordita crunches
Plus whatever else I'm feeling
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TopicTrump starts WWIII and starts the military draft.
SmokeMassTree
04/14/17 9:38:46 PM
#15
Shoot terrorists, probably.
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TopicI had Taco Bell twice yesterday. AMA
SmokeMassTree
04/14/17 9:36:03 PM
#14
Why didn't you get more?

If I get Taco Bell, I go all out. $15 easily.
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TopicWould you want to be roommates with me?
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 9:31:23 PM
#29
No fucking way

You'd scare all the tinder sluts away.
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TopicThe 3rd New PotD Hunger Games. Sign-up and nomination topic
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 9:22:06 PM
#34
Mead posted...
That'll teach ya to kill me


You're going down again this time! I'll make sure to search you for bombs before I kill you.
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TopicEvery guy around my age on tinder has the same common interest as me
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 8:54:23 PM
#9
Not really.

She was pretty big back in the day.
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TopicThe 3rd New PotD Hunger Games. Sign-up and nomination topic
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 8:51:43 PM
#28
Ugh

How did I die?

I was following it but I stopped at day three I think.
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TopicThe 3rd New PotD Hunger Games. Sign-up and nomination topic
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 8:21:23 PM
#20
I'm down

When did the last one end tho and who won?
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TopicEvery guy around my age on tinder has the same common interest as me
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 7:39:50 PM
#4
So you're saying I liked The Rock because I'm secretly covering for being straight?

News to me.
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Topici love when grown adults conference their parents in on calls to talk to me
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 3:12:17 PM
#16
As if mods care about context
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TopicDo you shower after sex?
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 3:07:30 PM
#13
I can't even sustain an erection usually during morning sex.

Like bitch you gross, fuck off me.
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TopicDo you shower after sex?
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 1:29:09 PM
#10
Dikitain posted...
morning wood sex = best sex.


Morning sex is worst sex.
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TopicWelp. The bernies got banned.
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 1:28:07 PM
#19
It's not like nelly doesn't have other alts
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TopicDo you shower after sex?
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 1:20:34 PM
#6
Only once, and it was a terrible experience.

I usually just throw a towel at the bitch and tell her to clean me up after she's done with herself.
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Topicto this day, i still cry whenever i hear the song "see you again", ok?
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 1:18:52 PM
#2
Well, ok
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TopicGo 2 years without
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 9:15:41 AM
#3
Easy choice.

No vidya games for me.
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Topic$20,000 but absolutely no video gaming for 1 year
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 9:13:17 AM
#33
Deal.

I don't really need the money but games suck lately anyway.
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TopicYou can travel as far as you want into the future or past once, no return trip.
SmokeMassTree
04/13/17 6:34:50 AM
#8
GanonsSpirit posted...
I'd go back in time and give young me a sports almanac.


This plus I'll fill the backpack with all the high tech shit of today and a print out of all the winning lottery numbers (pick 3 to avoid suspicion and taxes).

I'll be a fucking king in a year.

When doesn't really matter, but I guess I'll go back to the day my son was born.
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TopicSemesterly "rate my class schedule" topic. Bonus Summer Edition.
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 9:07:45 PM
#32
MrMelodramatic posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Fucking waste of time/10

I can see Latino Lit being sort of a waste of time <_<

I wanted to take Children's Literature instead, but I'm able to double-dip this class as both English and Racial Politics


Every single one of your classes is a waste of time.

Nothing is practical or will help you get a real job.
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Topic100 million dollars or you get any Pokmon of your choice to be real
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 8:54:08 PM
#18
I'd still have a slave that can shapeshift. Government be damned when I have trump in a little ball attached to my belt.
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TopicI did something for the FIRST TIME! I bought a game at Target.
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 8:51:48 PM
#15
RFC22 posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
I went into a Target recently. It was an awkward experience. First I had to physically locate the item I wanted to buy. Next I had to wait for an employee to actually arrive at the department. Then I had to get the employee to unlock the item from a case.


the associate came up to me and asked me what I wanted and he gave me a plastic sealed Naruto 4 copy. And made a joke about driving my bike safely LOL because I was wearing my helmet in the store.


Uhhhh

Nope, not getting warned.
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TopicSemesterly "rate my class schedule" topic. Bonus Summer Edition.
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 8:29:38 PM
#28
Fucking waste of time/10
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Topic100 million dollars or you get any Pokmon of your choice to be real
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 7:02:45 PM
#13
Okay so ditto and I have all the pokemons.
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Topic100 million dollars or you get any Pokmon of your choice to be real
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 6:06:46 PM
#10
Do other people have Pokémon?

If so I'll take the Pokémon.

Ditto, for reasons.

If not I'll take the monies.
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Topichurt/heal zeus
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 4:56:15 PM
#32
Resurrect Zeus
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TopicI haven't done a push-up in at least 9 months.
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 4:50:39 PM
#79
Guys, don't make fun of his fiancé.

There is enough to make fun of him for all of us.
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TopicCharlie Murphy dead at 57
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 1:45:41 PM
#3
Fuck yo couch redacted
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TopicI haven't done a push-up in at least 9 months.
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 1:42:33 PM
#53
If he was on a golf course, and they were shorter, it'd be all good.

He's not thou.
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TopicUnited threatened to arrest a man for a higher priority customer
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 1:40:02 PM
#23
Erik_P posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Whatever gets you to stop making trump topics.

I might get a job at united and start a fight just for that purpose.


Don't worry; I'll go back to talking about Trump soon enough.

Did you know Ivanka convinced Donny to bomb Syria? Yup, he didn't listen to his fucking military advisors; he listened to his daughter he wants to bone.


I'd bomb Syria too if that goddess asked me.
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TopicI haven't done a push-up in at least 9 months.
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 1:35:58 PM
#48
How the fuck is that "fit" bruh.

And those shorts went out of style years ago
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TopicI haven't done a push-up in at least 9 months.
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 11:38:54 AM
#25
Cacciato posted...
It's 30 in one set, you genius.


Damn you
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TopicUnited threatened to arrest a man for a higher priority customer
SmokeMassTree
04/12/17 11:37:00 AM
#3
Whatever gets you to stop making trump topics.

I might get a job at united and start a fight just for that purpose.
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