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Topicoh lort my boyfriend bought a singlet for his power lifting competition
SunWuKung420
04/02/17 11:27:47 AM
#36
Lol, the poor guy needs preworkout to lift.

Bro, come on, do you even lift?
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TopicFor those of you who drink, how often do you do it?
SunWuKung420
04/02/17 4:11:16 AM
#5
There's at least one beer a day. Sometimes, just one after a long day, sometimes more.
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TopicI don't understand why liberals want Trump to get impeached so much.
SunWuKung420
04/02/17 3:54:49 AM
#12
We don't we want the whole presidency and cabinet removed safety.
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Topicoh lort my boyfriend bought a singlet for his power lifting competition
SunWuKung420
04/02/17 12:40:06 AM
#23
I'm just going to wait for shenti to counter with his own siglet photo.
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TopicMy fiancee called off the wedding. :(
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 4:16:04 PM
#20
Despite me providing proof of my wedding, it makes sense that someone who believes dinosaurs are an elaborate hoax to generate museum revenue would still act like it isn't real.
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TopicMy fiancee called off the wedding. :(
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 4:10:47 PM
#16
Hey thanks DSB.

*fist bumb*
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TopicMy fiancee called off the wedding. :(
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 2:47:11 PM
#10
wwinterj25 posted...
BlazeAndBlade posted...
speak for yourself, some of us like SunWuKung


Yeah. I mean it's really pathetic how some users act towards him. Some even go as far as to insult his fiancee for some unknown reasons other than to troll.


I've been trying to figure for years why that group of people constantly feels the need to shit on other people .
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TopicMy fiancee called off the wedding. :(
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 2:29:23 PM
#9
SusanGreenEyes posted...
I figured it was a prank, but I obviously clicked as well.


It was pretty obvious.
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TopicFor those that drive almost hour long commutes to work: How do you manage it?
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 2:26:31 PM
#16
Singing, car dancing and seatbelt guitaring.
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TopicMy fiancee called off the wedding. :(
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 2:18:52 PM
#4
I love Clint cowboy movies.
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TopicWould you step on a puppy for 1 million dollars?
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 2:15:35 PM
#16
TheOrangeMisfit posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
No and anyone voting yes, seriously, has problems.


You don't think that's just a teeny bit self-righteous? I would hope with that attitude you are vegan because I don't think a puppy's life has any more or less value than say a cow or chicken in which you are indirectly killing, then eating.


No, I love meat and I would kill an animal to eat in order to survive but I wouldn't stomp on a puppy for money, just like I don't eat veal.
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TopicMy fiancee called off the wedding. :(
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 2:13:35 PM
#1
APRIL FOOL'S!

I did add another groomsman today though.
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TopicWould you step on a puppy for 1 million dollars?
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 2:00:57 PM
#14
No and anyone voting yes, seriously, has problems.
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TopicIt's been a while PotD.
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:35:44 AM
#3
You take a lot of pictures, right?
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TopicHow old were you when you first had sex?
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:35:03 AM
#46
It's always fun to watch someone go off the deep end.
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TopicHow old were you when you first had sex?
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:27:22 AM
#41
berniepanders posted...
i mean, life really isn't worth living without deep and meaningful connections to other human beings, but if you want to keep making up things to easily mock to take away from the pain of your empty existence be my guest


Once again, typo free, you can have asexual meaningful connections.

I get your life is so fucking boring that you need to troll the internet using gimmick accounts but hey, you do you, even though you come off looking pathetic.

Inb4 Bernie's response you're the pathetic one.
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TopicHow old were you when you first had sex?
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:23:53 AM
#37
Muscles36 posted...
Is this guy trying to 1 up erik?


I don't no bet its fucking history's.
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TopicHow old were you when you first had sex?
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:22:49 AM
#33
God, your so fucking Esau too bate.
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TopicHow old were you when you first had sex?
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:17:25 AM
#30
Oh know a toy, however will I live with myself.
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TopicHow old were you when you first had sex?
SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:14:55 AM
#27
berniepanders posted...
yeah, i better get some of that new martial. maybe i could look into brazilian jiu-jutsu or something lol

seriously, if you're in your 30s and you've never had a meaningful connection with another human being, you're just a total failure as a person


You can have a meaningful connection with someone and not have sex with them.
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TopicHow old were you when you first had sex?
SunWuKung420
03/31/17 11:45:45 PM
#16
17.
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TopicStop being so poor.
SunWuKung420
03/28/17 6:18:48 PM
#17
As soon as the rich stop being greedy, the poor can stop being poor.
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Topicthe neighbors pitbull has discovered it can jump the fence and enter our yard
SunWuKung420
03/28/17 1:38:49 PM
#124
wwinterj25 posted...
Time to invest in a shotgun I think.



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Topicthe neighbors pitbull has discovered it can jump the fence and enter our yard
SunWuKung420
03/28/17 12:35:12 PM
#113
Zangulus posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i've never actually had an issue with dry wings there before. if anything a lot of times they're too saucy for me.


I... this doesn't make sense. Wings that are... too wet?

I must contemplate existence.


You can have a heavily sauced dry wing.
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Topicthe neighbors pitbull has discovered it can jump the fence and enter our yard
SunWuKung420
03/27/17 12:51:34 PM
#24
Jen0125 posted...
and i am going to obviously


Actually, it wasn't obvious since you just said you'd kill the dog if it attacked Ernie, not, "I'll go talk to the neighbors this afternoon to inform them their dog is capable of jumping the fence, since they might not even know."

EDIT: fix the fence, its shortness is a defect.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/27/17 3:15:48 AM
#98
Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
SunWuKung was feeling really good about his chances of survival. He had plenty of food and water that he would ration from and he had a base of operations that was close to the cornucopia that will allow him to refill and get back to safety when it comes time for the feast. He had spent the night fortifying the room he was holing up in. There was only one door leading in and he blocked that off with a large oak desk. There were two broken windows that were just at ground level outside, he figured he must be inhabiting a basement room which is even better he thought because the other tributes would be more likely to overlook them. He moved a large bookcase in front of one of the windows and laid a heavy steel panel against the other. He even had an old couch in the corner that he could use to get some decent sleep. He knew that as long as he could keep himself from going stir crazy in this room he would have no problem winning the games. He ate a small ration of his food and laid down on the couch dozing off quickly from all the hard work he put into moving the furniture around.


Seriously, I love it. Well played writer, well played.

My death is completely wrong. Even if the first bolt got me, I would have already been in a corner before the 2nd bolt was loaded. Most likely with my wounded shoulder in the corner, so I could swing with my unharmed arm when Sadsack came in. Pfft..RNG knows nothing of my skills. Besides, placing the couch in direct line of any entry is stupid and I'd never do that.

Other that, good stuff.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 10:14:51 AM
#81
Poor ernster.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:52:08 AM
#64
PK_Spam posted...
I think koga was trying to twist it into an eventual threeway relationship with Sunny and his mannequin gf


Gross dude. You have some weird fantasies.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:42:35 AM
#60
PK_Spam posted...
Would a Jen/Sunny fanfic help alleviate the tension you two have? It would help you two vicariously release all this sexual energy you have.


That's your own tension. Write what you must. If Jen's unrequited love for me is an inspiration, so be it.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:41:15 AM
#57
KogaSteelfang posted...
You should delay it a week and a half and get married on my birthday. Also, you fly me out and make me the guest of honor and let me live in your basement for free.


That's my new mancave. Sorry.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:40:48 AM
#56
OK, I'm done. This is a hunger games topic.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:39:47 AM
#54
Jen0125 posted...
Yeah "they" got "engaged" after 8 months

Pffft hahaha


And you had to "live" with a "guy" for 1 year before you could say "I love you".

Pffffttt hahahah
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:37:33 AM
#51
Jen0125 posted...
I'm not your bro breh


I'm not your breh, fam.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:36:58 AM
#50
PK_Spam posted...
Don't you have a new girl every other week? Did you marry this girl right after she went down on you for the first time or something?


No. We met last January and have been together since Feb. 2016. Nah, I didn't need a blow job to know she was the one.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:33:52 AM
#46
Jen0125 posted...
No you aren't

SunWuKung420 posted...
Come on bro. Tired joke.

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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:31:34 AM
#44
PK_Spam posted...
No you don't


BHAHAHAHAH!

Come on bro. Tired joke.

I get married on Sept 3rd. LABOR FUCKING DAY WEEKEND! It's going to be awesome.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:30:18 AM
#42
PK_Spam posted...
That means your practically in Jen's pants already. Now you two can stop fighting all the time and use up all that sexual tension


Rofl, nah, bro, I got my own lady.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:28:57 AM
#37
Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds.


My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster


See, I told you. He told me.
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TopicThe 2nd New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/24/17 12:27:41 AM
#33
Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds.
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TopicI've got my first week as a pharmacist under my belt. Ask me anything?
SunWuKung420
03/23/17 8:41:53 PM
#81
Lan, Bernie is another troll account. Feel free to dispose of him appropriately.
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TopicThe 2nd Noodles' Hunger Games Part 2!?
SunWuKung420
03/19/17 4:53:01 AM
#71
Well, shit. Oh well.

Thanks.

I'm sure I survived and living in hiding for the next @TheGreatNoodles Hunger Games.
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TopicThe 2nd Noodles' Hunger Games Part 2!?
SunWuKung420
03/19/17 4:45:48 AM
#69
TheGreatNoodles posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
How did I die?

@TheGreatNoodles

I NEED ANSWERS DAMN IT!

Well, after finding Pirate Guy and Skynyrd busy fighting to the deaths with their magic staves, you murder them both by secretly planting an explosive nearby and then detonating it. You then survive all the way till the end but die from the Arena Event.


Well, how did I die? 2 more kills, hoooray!
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TopicThe New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/19/17 4:42:38 AM
#168
RCtheWSBC posted...
Ew no


Explosive deaths are gross.
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TopicThe 2nd Noodles' Hunger Games Part 2!?
SunWuKung420
03/19/17 4:33:48 AM
#67
Archmage007 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
How did I die?

@TheGreatNoodles

I NEED ANSWERS DAMN IT!


The dead can get no answers...ever.


NO!!!

*raises dead arms into the air*
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TopicThe 2nd Noodles' Hunger Games Part 2!?
SunWuKung420
03/19/17 4:25:30 AM
#65
How did I die?

@TheGreatNoodles

I NEED ANSWERS DAMN IT!
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TopicThe New PotD Hunger Games. Official topic
SunWuKung420
03/19/17 4:22:45 AM
#166
I'm ready to explode.

@RCtheWSBC, are you ready?
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Topicchill out topic part 16ish
SunWuKung420
02/09/17 10:50:47 PM
#118
Finally done working. Time for a tasty brew.
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TopicThe 2nd Noodles' Hunger Games Part 2!?
SunWuKung420
01/30/17 2:07:12 AM
#7
Bump
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Topicchill out topic part 16ish
SunWuKung420
01/22/17 5:49:51 AM
#81
Yea, I might enough the heart but the gizzards maybe not. I've never enjoyed tripe either.
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Topicchill out topic part 16ish
SunWuKung420
01/22/17 5:42:22 AM
#79
I'm happy for you that your birthday was awesome.

I haven't tried organs in years. Never liked them before but tastes change. Asparagus is so good.
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