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Funny part is *he* isn't even really a vampire. He says as much at one point. "No I just like this aesthetic, it freaks out the rubes."
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Doesn't even work that way since she has to go "Move, hide, move to your proper position for this fight goddammit" in that order
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It is Great Grandpa Belmont's dead wife sacrificed and sealed into a whip (really) in order to fight darkness
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Has anyone mentioned that it's a plot point Agnes has zero sense of navigation whatsoever and somehow gets lost in an a location so straightforward it dumbfounds the Plot Fairy? Castlevania would drive her insane.
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I was expecting Buick 8 to be something like Christine going in, then...no, no it certainly was not
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We've somehow ended up with Raiden vs Shao Kahn, a fight in which there are direct videos to show how it goes
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Even under that logic Lightning would go first to do her movement shift, then she would get shifted again as per Geese's ability (fighters reset to start the new round), and then we're right back to where we started. Kan was frankly right to ignore it, we don't need even *more* rules mudding here in a case where it does nothing.
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It's only her personality that puts me off of Agnes, since dear hell she's a whiny sissybaby. But Dark Knight really is a mean class, that's generally what I used to break the game in half
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Oh yeah, this is also where he beats I-no. Really the only one explicitly above Sol at this point was That Man
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I don't even think I can stress enough how dumb "Kills Justice, also beats Dizzy while the evil wing had made her insane", but here we are with Sol at the point where Accent Core happened.
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The fact he never takes off the damn Limiter is another thing. He just keeps getting more powerful as time goes on, to the point where it starts breaking because hell if Limiters can actually stop Sol Badguy

Luckily, this is not quite at that point! Unluckily, even without that he's a ridiculous force of nature that can frankly take out people of Lightning's caliber at half-effort. And has.
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Well to put that in perspective, this is right around the timeline when he canonically beats Evil Dizzy, so yeah
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Also why the KoF format plays hugely to his advantage. Whatever argument could be made about his supers not being up (or Dragon Install draining his health. Guilty Gear works under the princple of 'You can fire off your big flashy deathmoves all you want, just if your meter isn't charged it'll hurt you'), it kinda goes away when he's previously going to have had 2 to 3 scrubs to beat on first. The number depending on how may you think Crono can take down first
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Seems actually worse to me, since it means Lightning is less likely to go to debuffs and is more likely to try and fend off the guy with the giant sword right up in her grill. That goes badly. As seen above, Dragon Install Sol will explode you messily in short range
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Anywho I have zero interest in arguing a Hail Mary interpretation of a Mercs rule that equally contradicts itself between two sentences, but yeah, I think it's very likely that Sol kicks everyone's ass in one on one matches besides Lightning, and by then he he'll have full Tension for Dragon Install (by any interpretation. Even has it in his writeup!) to detonate her
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*Plus* it's Guilty Gear, so even 'gameplay' is full of FMVs showing Sol's actual power level. Guilty Gear gonna Guilty Gear regardless of Mercs stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFBdvbmjCCQ&t=0m35s
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I feel like "Gameplay Sol" isn't actually a thing because "FMV Sol" is also a thing per current rules. Plus it's really dumb
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Same except not noticing the very final blurb of Yuffie's very final useless ability. 'Oops'

Though this is still gonna be fun just because who the hell let Sol Badguy in Mercs as a 4, but yeah
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Match can go whenever, not picky
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I love Alan Pangborn's arc during all of this, going from relative nobody in Cujo, to competent side character (but way over his head) in Dark Half, to being the full out hero of Needful Things
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It seems Cena has odds to overcome. We know how that goes
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It's more like why would either of these guys give two fucks that they're on fire
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Id. If Armstrong could beat Raiden nearly to death (granted it took awhile), Id should be able to shatter him
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Being on fire seems like the kind of thing Id would make a snarky comment about and then he'd throw the fire at Raiden. Somehow
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Well if we're going to make this amusing, let's make this amusing

Crono brings in Sol Badguy. HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK

Done
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It's amazing how the developers early in the game just kind of went "Well what sucks about these kind of games?" "The fact that mountains are invisible walls." "Well let's not do that." And then that changed the entire scope of the game into something new
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I liked the way Last of Us went about it

Joel was so desperate to get his dead family back that he literally turned into a mass murderer and told his new "daughter" a lie that will inevitably make her hate his guts. Not a happy ending by any stretch, but it was also clearly not meant to be the end. It's just going somewhere really dark
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On the other hand, fuck the universe throwing a hissy fit and fuck that town, which as the game hammered was rotten to the core
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John Cena is a noted terrible friend and will watch you get pushed off of a stage in a wheelchair while he makes out with your girlfriend
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Aw yeah, the game where I made like 80% of the builds. This will be fun
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Use card. Good night Terra, don't come back.

Crono, amuse me. Epoch pre-select
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Yeah but if you call her on the phone thing (hoho), she does back off like five minutes later and goes "Okay that was shitty of me"
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David beats his children for smoking weed
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I went full "Yeah Max is completely in lesbians with Chloe" just because that's the way it looked like the plot was going
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Also I like how the Kill Chloe ending presumes that Warren's theory about stopping the tornado was right, with no basis to back that up except...well, nothing really. "It was Warren's idea and he's smart! He got a B+ in Chemistry when I cheated on his behalf!"
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There was no way I was sacrificing Chloe after she saved Max from Evil Bitch Queen Max. You are my ladybro, Chloe
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Also Kate can be saved, it just requires getting almost all of the "Hey let's not say this to the suicidal girl" choices right. I think I flubbed one, the bit where Jefferson was slut shaming her in the hallway, but she still lived
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Pretty much no one likes that ending. Luckily the next game is a prequel so it will probably be entirely ignored
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Harth
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I'll jump on the train, Until Dawn was so very cool
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Kang. Of. Fightass!
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I've only played the new version of Nine Hours thus far, but the added voice acting is pretty great. Junpei has down "Why the hell am I here and why is everything crazypants"
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Hated the stupid Wash death. It felt like barely anyone reacted to it. Zoe was like "Whatever, going into business mode, don't talk to me", Mal takes all of two minutes to go "Hey River, want a piloting job?" "Sure!"

Only purpose it served was to make the tone of everything that followed (all ten minutes of it) feel really weird
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Sora to Low

Triple Tech. Crono/Juliet/Neclord - Corpse Party
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Alice to Low
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Oh look, my least favorite plot twist ever
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Hall's in better shape at 58 than I'll ever be

https://twitter.com/SCOTTHALLNWO/status/872224883303907328/photo/1
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Attack
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There was no way at that point to really know what Jane had done, so yeah. I wasn't about to let him stick a knife in someone's head because he had a vague idea something really bad might have happened

And then I ditched Jane too because fuck Jane
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