Lurker > Kanaya413

thronedfire2 posted...

money pls

Shotgunnova posted...

Bestow $8M unto me, comrade.

scoobydoobydont posted...

Money. I don't care if it was edible, I'm not eating anything I (or anyone else) shat out.

TheDarkCircle posted...

Sounds painful.

Money!

awesome999 posted...

You could theoretically end world hunger

But the money is too much

Borgnar posted...

call me weird but I'm still not eating anything that comes from my butt

8 milly

chocobo hot and cold.

The Eternal Flame posted...

gunplagirl posted...

AugustAdoulin posted...

It isn't fair to ask girls to do anal. They don't have a prostrate so it is just uncomfortable and awkward for them!

The best girls all have prostates

God damn you seriously are the cringiest/worst poster on this entire site.

Girl dick is best dick

Sorry you are so narrow-minded you don't consider trans women to be women.

her face is ok

Yeah, it was good times. Now everyone has been beaten up by life and is insanely bitter.

She should apologize by showing us her boobs

Sativa_Rose posted...

Sounds like my worst nightmare. But if you like it then that's cool.

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

i fucking LOVE tits

Me too man!

And buffaloes don't have wings

chicken nugger tbh

Those pokemon nuggets that you sell for a shit load of money

Cheesy Potatoe burrito is top tier as well

This one goes out to all my bipeds who identify as ladies!

This world of ours, is full of choice

But must I choose between only John or Joyce?

Are my options only hard or moist?

My vagina has its own voice. Not vocal chords, a metaphorical voice.

Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina, please don’t tell me I’m the only one who does that.

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh oh oh much more than either or or or!

Power bottom, or a top off. Versatile love may have some butt stuff!

It’s evolution ain’t nothin’ new, there’s nothin’ taboo about a sex stew

Just add salt or Gerard Depardieu (French treasure)

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh oh oh! Much more than either or or or!

If they’re alive I’ll date’em, Channing or Jenna Tatum

I’m down for anything, don’t box in my box!

Give someone new a handy, then give yourself props (Enter nerd guy who looks disapproving)

Oh you’re such a smartie. Did you learn gay in college?

Chill with all of that while I drop some knowledge.

Sexuality’s a spectrum, everyone is on it. Even you might like it if you sit up on it.

Drag queen, drag king, just do what feels right…

You’re tall, pansexual, flirty wood sprite!

Who enjoys a fleshlight in the cold moonlight? With a sad clown Skypin’ via sattelite?

Damn skippy homeslice sing it with me all night

(Nerd takes off pants and starts grinding)

Sex how you want it it’s your g**damn right!

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh oh oh! Much more than either or or or

Get off your soapbox! Get off your soapbox! My sex junk’s better than bagels and lox

With lots of schmear.

Harrison Ford
I'd hit that
Holy fuck

I went through a lot of effort to make girl me pretty.

If you mock people who tip camgirls, you should mock people who tip streamers

I already do this

These kinds of topics, if they were real, would be so easy for me. I have no interest in sex, so I'd easily take the money.

Not really - the rules are literally only upheld depending on the mod's mood.
For example, there's a topic with over 50 child rape jokes in it and it's unmodded.
But also, a topic with a nipple showing through a bikini is a 3KL.

If a mod likes you then it no actions the post. OTherwise delete it

SpiralDrift posted...

cucknewing

is that when the cuckold's daughter bangs the bull too?

smh america

If she's into you, it's only fair for you to get into her.