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TopicDaddyOFive Loses Custody of Two Children
stone
05/02/17 3:50:21 PM
#34
They only list custody of two out of five? Why not the other 3?
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicWarned/Suspended User General V16: Barely Legal
stone
05/02/17 1:24:56 PM
#136
Mernardi posted...
GOATTHlEF posted...
Any other accounts of Brutai's that have been confirmed? He just closed his Marklar one breloom

I'm sure it won't be long before another one pops up.

Yeah it will be easy to spot, he'll make topics about that underage girl he's so into, and pretend he's not him before admitting to it. And it will be an account that was made years ago, too, not a brand new one.
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TopicWhy don't they make Tony Hawk or skateboard games anymore?
stone
05/02/17 9:23:05 AM
#34
Only skateboard games I ever played were those California games on the NES, you know, the one where you could control a gorilla. There was skateboarding, surf, hacky sack and other beach related events.
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TopicNicki minaj hanging out with rockn roll hall of famers steven tyler and iggy pop
stone
05/01/17 11:59:12 PM
#5
Damn these two sure haven't aged well.
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TopicWhere in the world is Taylor Swift?
stone
05/01/17 11:43:09 PM
#6
Maybe she's writing for her next album.
Or binge watching some show on Netflix.
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Topicleft or right?
stone
05/01/17 10:41:05 PM
#3
Left. Much prettier face, and a more awesome body.
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TopicCalifornia Store is now selling GOTHIC BLACK ICE CREAM!! Would you eat this??
stone
05/01/17 10:35:16 PM
#18
DirkDiggles posted...
EverDownward posted...
_PandaMaster_ posted...
Nope. No; No way.

Personal opinion, but I do not see how that's supposed to look good.

I love you so much, don't change


He hates chocolate milk and wheat bread as well. lol

And he probably sleeps with a light on so it's not completely dark in his bedroom at night.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicUgh, FUCK MONOPOLY
stone
05/01/17 10:29:56 PM
#11
Anisoptera posted...
You don't have to buy every property you land on. Monopoly is a very complex game and hardly anyone has read the rulebook. It requires more thought than other family board games like Game Of Life, Candy Land, etc.

This. The rules state that if you don't buy a property, it goes for sale to the highest bidder. Makes games much faster if you actually follow that one rule.
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TopicCelebrities that people think are hot that you don't
stone
04/30/17 10:43:08 PM
#68
randy_123r posted...
Selena Gomez

Woah wait what...??!??
Aside from looking like she's permanently coming out of the dentist's, she's pretty hot!
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TopicBurgers that aren't cooked well are nasty
stone
04/30/17 10:00:23 PM
#16
Not really.
But for health reasons, unless you ground your own meat, it's better if you cook it well enough before eating.
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TopicKourtney Kardashian ass
stone
04/30/17 9:55:10 PM
#19
meh
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TopicReplace a word in a tv show title with the word Dick
stone
04/30/17 9:52:24 PM
#223
The Dick Witch Project
The Dickfather
Dick Fiction
Raiders of the Lost Dick
Schindler's Dick
Dicking Private Ryan
Back to the Dick
The Silence of the Dicks
One Flew over the Dicks's Nest
Citizen Dick
Jurassic Dick (pretty sure there's actually a porno titled this)
The Usual Dicks
The Good, The Bad, and The Dick
Dick Hard, Dick Hard with a Vengence, Live Free or Dick Hard. (surprised there isn't one that could be turned into Dick Harder)
A Clockwork Dick. Or Dickwork Orange?
E.D. - The Extra-Dick
The Green Dick
The Big Dick
The Dick of Oz
2001: A Dick Odyssey
Dick Story
Dick Runner
12 Angry Dicks
No Country for Old Dicks
Gone with the Dick
Dickface
The Lion Dick
American Dick
Monty Python and the Holy Dick
The Sixth Dick
Dickbusters
How to Kill a Dick
The Dick Bride
Ferris Bueller's Dick Off
Eternal Sunshine of the Dickless Mind
Dances with Dicks
Once Upon a Dick in the West
Ocean's Dick
The Fifth Dick
Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Dick
Edward Scissordicks
Close Encounters of the Third Dick
Dick in Black
Dick and Dicker
Dicks of New York
A Beautiful Dick
Requiem for a Dick
Beauty and the Dick
The Dicks of Wrath
Willy Wonka and the Dick Factory
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dick
The Last of the Dicks
Beverly Hills Dick
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicHow do you clean your smartphone screen?
stone
04/30/17 9:01:58 PM
#26
Honestly, I just exhale over it, to mist the screen over, and wipe it off with the bottom of my shirt.
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TopicCelebrities that people think are hot that you don't
stone
04/30/17 2:04:17 PM
#61
Skye Reynolds posted...
stone posted...
Speaking of Lara.. Angelina isn't all that hot.


nhjReHN

She's hot. Not THAT hot.
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TopicThis Japanese girl is also 21 years old.
stone
04/30/17 1:55:11 PM
#213
Printerscape posted...
The original topic died?!!!

Like two weeks ago or something
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TopicCelebrities that people think are hot that you don't
stone
04/30/17 1:53:26 PM
#59
Skye Reynolds posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
That chick from Ex Machina.

The Asian chick or Eve?
@Skye_Reynolds


The one who's gonna be Lara Croft.

Speaking of Lara.. Angelina isn't all that hot.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicWarned/Suspended User General V16: Barely Legal
stone
04/30/17 10:14:47 AM
#16
Mernardi posted...
stone posted...
Maybe this one will reach 500 instead of getting locked early.

Maybe. Still have no idea why they waited until 499.

Yeah, really. Makes no sense at all. Just let it get that one last post, it would have gotten locked on its own.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicWarned/Suspended User General V16: Barely Legal
stone
04/30/17 10:11:42 AM
#14
Maybe this one will reach 500 instead of getting locked early.
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TopicCelebrities that people think are hot that you don't
stone
04/30/17 8:39:24 AM
#49
Johnny Depp
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicHow do you clean your smartphone screen?
stone
04/30/17 8:21:24 AM
#10
Error1355 posted...
I put it in the toilet and piss on it.

I thought you cleaned it with the tears of moderated shitposters.
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TopicThis little bastard mouse keeps eating the peanut butter off the trap.
stone
04/30/17 7:10:51 AM
#9
Mix poison in with the peanut butter then.

EDIT : just make sure you can then find its dead body or it will smell quite bad if it works and you can't find it.
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TopicReplace a word in a tv show title with the word Dick
stone
04/30/17 7:08:09 AM
#202
EverDownward posted...
Dick Dick

Was that Moby Dick, or Dick Tracy? ;)

Harry Potter :
The Philosopher's Dick
The Dick of Secrets
The Dick of Azkaban
The Dick of Fire
The Order of the Dick
The Half-Dicked Prince
The Deathly Dicks
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicReplace a word in a tv show title with the word Dick
stone
04/29/17 8:00:16 PM
#181
Cartwheel_Kick posted...
spooie posted...

Two Dicks, a Girl and a Pizza Place


lmfao

Pretty sure I've seen a few porns that start like this
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicC/D People from the suburbs need to stop saying they're from the nearest city.
stone
04/29/17 5:58:59 PM
#113
Saloonist posted...
Nomadic View posted...
It saves a lot of time.

Where you from?

Smallville.

What?! Where is that?

About 30 minutes away from Metropolis.

Ah, ok.

Is it really so hard to say near Metropolis?

What is the big fucking deal with that?

Wow really? You give people shit for saying they're near Metropolis, but when they're being specific for saying Smallville, you give them shit for not mentioning being near Metropolis in the first place? What the fuck kind of elitism is that?
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TopicScenario: Your favorite video game character is retconned into a black lesbian.
stone
04/29/17 9:34:07 AM
#24
I can totally imagine Super Maria Sisters, and trying to save Peach to eat her peach... err cake.. to eat her cake
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicReplace a word in a tv show title with the word Dick
stone
04/29/17 6:40:30 AM
#59
How I Met Your Dick
The Big Bang Dick
Dick Matters
NCIS: Dicks
The Dickbusters
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TopicWarned/Suspended Gen. 15: Gotta Pay the Troll Toll to Get Into This Boy's Soul
stone
04/29/17 5:47:52 AM
#465
How? By having a meltdown?
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TopicSuperpowers or a time machine
stone
04/28/17 10:24:40 PM
#2
Powers
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TopicWhite girl: "Black girls only."
stone
04/28/17 3:12:34 PM
#23
DuranOfForcena posted...
stone posted...
... what's with her left hand passing through her thigh?!

her thigh is so tired that it can't support the weight of her forearm

Also would have accepted "Because of mass effect"
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicWhite girl: "Black girls only."
stone
04/28/17 3:03:40 PM
#12
chill02 posted...
AFK4ckd

... what's with her left hand passing through her thigh?!
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TopicPresident Trump calls Liz Warren "Pocahontas" again @ NRA speech
stone
04/28/17 3:02:19 PM
#10
UnholyMudcrab posted...
It has been 0 days since Trump embarrassed the nation

And the nice thing about this is that it never needs to be changed

Saves paper, another achievement to add to Trump's winnings!
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicJesus, Trump is STILL talking about winning the election
stone
04/28/17 2:47:48 PM
#15
Bishop9800 posted...
Kstone posted...
Bishop9800 posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
Trump is expressing confidence which is just a sign of a strong leader. But I can understand how someone would forget what a strong leader is like after 8 years of Obama.



Lol. And what makes him a "great leader"?

The fact that he won, DUH.



If that's what you want to tell yourself, ok.

Guess your sarcasm detector is broken, get a new one, will you? ;p
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicC/D People from the suburbs need to stop saying they're from the nearest city.
stone
04/28/17 2:42:03 PM
#37
Saloonist posted...
stone posted...
Saloonist posted...
It's hilarious how all of the people saying it doesn't matter, then go on to confirm how they're from the suburbs. Of course YOU think it's okay. But that's because you're from boring, bland middle-American shitholes, so you try to claim a lifestyle that was never yours.

So where exactly are you from, since you never once mentionned it.

I'm not going to say exactly where I'm from because I don't like posting personal data on CE. But I am from the inner-city of one of the top 10 most populous US cities.

You're too much of a pussy to say where you're from, and yet expect others to be specific about where they're from? Talk about double standards.
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TopicDid your parents ever send you to summer camp?
stone
04/28/17 2:40:47 PM
#4
Nope. Never knew anyone who did either.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicJesus, Trump is STILL talking about winning the election
stone
04/28/17 2:39:40 PM
#11
Bishop9800 posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
Trump is expressing confidence which is just a sign of a strong leader. But I can understand how someone would forget what a strong leader is like after 8 years of Obama.



Lol. And what makes him a "great leader"?

The fact that he won, DUH.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicC/D People from the suburbs need to stop saying they're from the nearest city.
stone
04/28/17 2:36:48 PM
#32
Saloonist posted...
It's hilarious how all of the people saying it doesn't matter, then go on to confirm how they're from the suburbs. Of course YOU think it's okay. But that's because you're from boring, bland middle-American shitholes, so you try to claim a lifestyle that was never yours.

So where exactly are you from, since you never once mentionned it.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicC/D People from the suburbs need to stop saying they're from the nearest city.
stone
04/28/17 2:18:37 PM
#23
NeoShadowhen posted...
Nobody cares.

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TopicI just spent 1500 building first PC
stone
04/28/17 2:16:55 PM
#5
Rhomber posted...
What's in the box!?!?

A dead cat.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicYo how the fuck do Tony stark survive fuckin crashing into the ground
stone
04/28/17 2:12:39 PM
#36
MJ_Max posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
But what about Tony's armor does exist?

I mean if you're gonna come up with a sci fi suit that breaks the laws of physics at least give a bullshit sci fi lampshading explanation for it (like "vibranium" or whatever). Instead they just completely ignore it.

Completely ignoring it means they don't have to worry about contradictions when they come up with even more bullshit to justify things he does.
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TopicWould you prefer a blue collar or white collar job?
stone
04/28/17 1:45:32 PM
#10
Chicken posted...
Hand job.

Blue or white balls?
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Topic$1.50 but anime no longer exists
stone
04/28/17 11:52:11 AM
#24
I sure could use that money towards the down-payment of my future house.
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TopicYo how the fuck do Tony stark survive fuckin crashing into the ground
stone
04/28/17 11:47:31 AM
#23
weapon_d00d816 posted...
stone posted...
MB2012 posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
How does Superman lift a building when the structure's integrity means it should just break through a hole around his hands?

This is actually explained in the comics, how telekinesis allows him to securely hold the entire building without it crumbling. This is also why he can swing giant shit around without it bending as well.

Superman has telekinesis? How convenient.

He has everything. His superpower is just God-mode.

That's bullshit. Giving him new powers all the time just because it would help him save the day and explain plot holes
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicYo how the fuck do Tony stark survive fuckin crashing into the ground
stone
04/28/17 11:44:07 AM
#19
MB2012 posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
How does Superman lift a building when the structure's integrity means it should just break through a hole around his hands?

This is actually explained in the comics, how telekinesis allows him to securely hold the entire building without it crumbling. This is also why he can swing giant shit around without it bending as well.

Superman has telekinesis? How convenient.
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TopicThis will be my 1st 500 topic!!!
stone
04/28/17 11:41:39 AM
#221
Wow this is still going?
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TopicIf it wasn't for Eve we would be in the Garden of Eden right now
stone
04/28/17 11:38:38 AM
#13
Damn_Underscore posted...
God said "Be fruitful and multiply" so he clearly expected humans to reproduce.

And he clearly expected to eat the apples, so they could be "fruit full"
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TopicMustard doesn't belong on hot dogs. Where you guys from?
stone
04/28/17 11:35:53 AM
#28
fenderbender321 posted...
Mustard
Sweet Relish
Onions

That's a standard hot dog right there.

Pretty much this for me.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
TopicYo how the fuck do Tony stark survive fuckin crashing into the ground
stone
04/28/17 11:11:42 AM
#7
weapon_d00d816 posted...
MJ_Max posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Metal suit, what?

What is his suit not made of metal? Isn't he iron man

Oh shit I read the topic title as Tony Hawk hahaha

Hahaha
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Topic$50M dollars, but Vegy becomes your permanent room-mate.
stone
04/28/17 11:10:55 AM
#23
I'll give him a million or two to move out and never come back.
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TopicThis Japanese girl is also 21 years old.
stone
04/28/17 10:25:13 AM
#206
smoliske posted...
a youthful appearance is nothing to be ashamed of, it's just good genes

This.
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Topic$50M dollars, but Vegy becomes your permanent room-mate.
stone
04/28/17 10:20:32 AM
#7
With all those weird rules? Fuck it.
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