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| Topic | Dat feel when your back is finally peelable after sunburn but can't reach |
| Chicken 06/04/17 5:28:48 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Do you get squeegees at intersections where you live? |
| Chicken 06/04/17 5:25:18 AM #11 | What can you even do to stop this shit from happening? Maybe just shouting that you dont have any cash? --- |
| Topic | Click if Tracer is your waifu |
| Chicken 06/04/17 5:21:00 AM #2 | |
| Topic | They should stop giving terrorists drivers licenses |
| Chicken 06/03/17 7:55:27 PM #1 | If the terrorists werent allowed to drive then they wouldnt be able to use cars as weapons and they'd be forced to take the bus where there's a good chance they'll get caught. --- |
| Topic | Help me fuck over a lazy coworker |
| Chicken 06/03/17 7:40:15 PM #40 | Laserion posted... So, you'll really do the bleach thing? Cool. I had a small container of bleach set aside on my counter but I forgot to grab it on my way out. So I grabbed some floor polish from the storage closet shelf and poured some on his nest. Dunno if it'll mess up his shit but theres always next week :) --- |
| Topic | How many times have you been banned here? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 3:20:28 PM #43 | My alt got banned on its very first post. After that I just didn't bother making alts. --- |
| Topic | Click if Tracer is your waifu |
| Chicken 06/03/17 1:31:09 PM #1 | |
| Topic | When has this whole trans thing started? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 12:37:31 PM #27 | Illuminoius posted... J E S U S posted...being shoved in everyone faces don't talk that way to Jesus. --- |
| Topic | When has this whole trans thing started? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 10:31:06 AM #2 | It became big when the media started claiming they were brave for being trans. Also Bruce Jenner got away with murder and even got a bravery medal or some shit because he transitioned. --- |
| Topic | I've been away for, uhh, a while. When did swearing become allowed? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 10:22:58 AM #3 | |
| Topic | What's this about Wonder Woman getting ***** in the movie? (SPOILERS) |
| Chicken 06/03/17 8:16:42 AM #3 | |
| Topic | hulk hogan comes to your door and offers to buy you a beer. |
| Chicken 06/03/17 8:12:17 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Get $500,000 but you now fart loudly every minute of your life |
| Chicken 06/03/17 8:06:46 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Replaying Deus Ex. It's such a GOAT game >_> |
| Chicken 06/03/17 8:05:56 AM #3 | Only thing that sucks about the game is all the different fuckin keybinds. --- |
| Topic | QUICK!! Are these the American Pop-Tarts you know? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 7:31:39 AM #9 | |
| Topic | Was Jimi Hendrix gay? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 6:17:14 AM #9 | qwertyuio1 posted... HogRiderreturns posted...Bi. In the butt? --- |
| Topic | Mom says I don't have to get married and have kids if I don't want to |
| Chicken 06/03/17 6:16:25 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Please open the book of Psalm |
| Chicken 06/03/17 5:46:18 AM #3 | What is a psalm anyway? Imagine if it was just a typo but the dude who wrote it played it off as intentional because he didnt wanna look dumb so everyone just rolled with it for centuries. --- |
| Topic | I just read 254 chapters of Prison School in 3 days. AMA >_> |
| Chicken 06/03/17 5:35:56 AM #30 | Isnt that the manga thats basically hentai for people with pee fetishes? --- |
| Topic | What are the top 5 adult cartoon series of all time? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 5:34:04 AM #54 | Kineth posted... I think you're confusing that person with a man with no shame. You could say that about most people on this forum lol. --- |
| Topic | What are the top 5 adult cartoon series of all time? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 5:29:46 AM #52 | If a man in his 30s can justify wearing a pony hoodie that isnt even in his size because they only make childrens sizes out in public, he can justify anything. --- |
| Topic | What are the top 5 adult cartoon series of all time? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 5:24:55 AM #50 | |
| Topic | What's your go to painkillers? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 3:57:21 AM #10 | Those tylenols that have the sweet outer coating. So pleasant to take. --- |
| Topic | If you could have any celebrity's ass for supper, whose ass would you choose? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 3:55:48 AM #10 | None because I dont particularly enjoy the idea of consuming fecal matter. --- |
| Topic | Nintendo Switch dropped 1,000 feet to test the durability |
| Chicken 06/03/17 3:54:59 AM #43 | CableZL posted... Oh great, back to the 90's with the "I can drop my console 1000 feet and still play it. Can YOU?" console war arguments Looks like someone can't drop their console 1000 feet and still play it. lmao. --- |
| Topic | Nintendo Switch dropped 1,000 feet to test the durability |
| Chicken 06/03/17 3:45:14 AM #40 | When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm just gonna duct tape all of my nintendo consoles to my body to act as armor. I'll be safe from zombies and bandits alike. --- |
| Topic | You find a frozen human head in your freezer. It your cute female roommate's ex |
| Chicken 06/03/17 3:38:47 AM #5 | |
| Topic | *plays GTA Online after two year break* |
| Chicken 06/03/17 2:45:11 AM #6 | The first couple of days after the PC release was kind of nice. Randoms would actually hang out and do shit without randomly killing everyone. Now you can't even sit still for 5 minutes without having several jet fighters nuking you to shit. --- |
| Topic | *plays GTA Online after two year break* |
| Chicken 06/03/17 2:34:17 AM #2 | |
| Topic | ugh fucking hell they're releasing my brother already |
| Chicken 06/03/17 2:26:50 AM #22 | |
| Topic | why is it ok for a female to beat up a male? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 2:23:59 AM #8 | I like the videos where some crazy lady is attacking some dude for no reason but then he turns around and hits her back. The crazy women always have a hilarious look on their face like they weren't expecting the guy to defend themselves. --- |
| Topic | i thought playing competative mode in overwatch would have people who took the |
| Chicken 06/03/17 2:19:42 AM #3 | Dumb people are attracted to shiny things. The only way to get shiny guns is via comp. --- |
| Topic | Just a reminder, the XFL was a thing. |
| Chicken 06/03/17 2:18:10 AM #4 | |
| Topic | Did you know that 73% of all TV commercials are for asbestos exposure law firms? |
| Chicken 06/03/17 1:17:08 AM #4 | |
| Topic | Damn. Hope MrMelodramatic doesn't kill himself |
| Chicken 06/03/17 1:16:40 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Holy shit, Neil Diamond's birth name is actually... |
| Chicken 06/03/17 1:14:30 AM #4 | |
| Topic | Help me fuck over a lazy coworker |
| Chicken 06/02/17 8:31:49 PM #37 | ChrisHanson24 posted... Chicken posted...GiftedACIII posted...YourDrunkFather posted...Where do you work that you could actually get away with wandering off and taking naps Because its nobodies fucking business lol. --- |
| Topic | Help me fuck over a lazy coworker |
| Chicken 06/02/17 8:16:21 PM #33 | GiftedACIII posted... YourDrunkFather posted...Where do you work that you could actually get away with wandering off and taking naps I dont even know you, yet you seem to have such a massive hate boner for me lmao --- |
| Topic | DBZ: 'Trunks remember the children, remember how helpless you felt that day!' |
| Chicken 06/02/17 10:53:53 AM #37 | If Dragon Ball aired in the 90's and Dragon Ball Z was airing now, they'd be bitching about how DBZ is awful and full of plot holes and filler and how its not canon. --- |
| Topic | Anyone buy from AmiAmi? |
| Chicken 06/02/17 10:45:11 AM #4 | Its called a fucking poster. Using fancy words doesn't change what it is. Its like when nerds call their comic books "graphic novels", like it hides how fucking nerdy they are. Just own up to the fact that you're getting a cartoon waifu poster to hang up in your bedroom. --- |
| Topic | Nintendo changed the Switch online service. Now it works like Netflix. |
| Chicken 06/02/17 9:54:31 AM #23 | Can't wait for online multiplayer SNES games. I can finally play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam! --- |
| Topic | I'm gonna punch Netflix execs in their eyes |
| Chicken 06/02/17 8:35:54 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Who is the sickest/most evil person you have personally known? |
| Chicken 06/02/17 8:35:10 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Who is the greatest person ever in the world? |
| Chicken 06/02/17 8:29:26 AM #19 | |
| Topic | Help me fuck over a lazy coworker |
| Chicken 06/02/17 8:27:42 AM #31 | Laserion posted... Chicken posted...Black marker probably wont show up very well because our uniform is mostly black I'm gonna try this. The floor is concrete so ill pour some on the floor and poke some holes in the bag and pour a little on top in between the folds for good measure. --- |
| Topic | Can you decompose/dispose a body with pure citric acid? |
| Chicken 06/02/17 7:40:20 AM #17 | |
| Topic | Help me fuck over a lazy coworker |
| Chicken 06/02/17 7:34:23 AM #26 | I'm going to poke holes in some ketchup packets and hide them in his trash bed. --- |
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