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Topicgod DAMN Bayonetta is a top tier waifu
Banjo2553
04/11/17 7:28:55 PM
#21
ManSpread posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
ManSpread posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
ManSpread posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
2B is better.

A2 > 2B

A2 don't have dat juicy booty though.

maybe but A2 is also significantly taller+long hair

Point taken. Just wish she didn't cut off those locks in the second half of the game.

you can get them back

wait what
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Topicgod DAMN Bayonetta is a top tier waifu
Banjo2553
04/11/17 7:27:46 PM
#18
ManSpread posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
ManSpread posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
2B is better.

A2 > 2B

A2 don't have dat juicy booty though.

maybe but A2 is also significantly taller+long hair

Point taken. Just wish she didn't cut off those locks in the second half of the game.
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TopicBayonetta is now on Steam
Banjo2553
04/11/17 7:25:52 PM
#23
ThyCorndog posted...
never played it but heard good things

Do I give it a shot

Give it a try. If you're familiar with character action games like DMC, this is one of the top tier ones.
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Topicgod DAMN Bayonetta is a top tier waifu
Banjo2553
04/11/17 7:24:48 PM
#15
ManSpread posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
2B is better.

A2 > 2B

A2 don't have dat juicy booty though.
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TopicNew Remedy game (Max Payne, Alan Wake, Quantum Break) will be on PS4
Banjo2553
04/11/17 7:23:34 PM
#10
That's pretty cool, but I really hope it's not another open world game. Nothing personally against them (Breath of the Wild is just so damn fun) but there's a bit too many of them out now.
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TopicBayonetta is now on Steam
Banjo2553
04/11/17 7:22:19 PM
#18
FightingGames posted...
you guys better buy this game

I already have the PS3 and Wii U versions doe.
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Topicgod DAMN Bayonetta is a top tier waifu
Banjo2553
04/11/17 7:17:21 PM
#8
TopicI just got Nier: Automata. What should I expect?
Banjo2553
04/10/17 10:24:16 PM
#61
United_World posted...
So is 9S the only "male" android (aside from the naked dude that I beat up earlier)?
I take it there's a spoiler reason behind it?

Unless I missed something an android's gender assignment isn't really brought up. At least it wasn't important, anyway. It's probably just happenstance that the support YorHa unit looks male.
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TopicI just got Nier: Automata. What should I expect?
Banjo2553
04/10/17 2:40:48 AM
#35
United_World posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
United_World posted...
I was tasked with protecting a peace parade. I didn't realize how strong the enemy was, so I ended running away and the parade was wiped out :/

At least you can always try again later.
Also yeah, same thing happened to me, lol. Only I tried sticking it out. Did a bad-ass job surviving, but the parade wasn't so lucky since I couldn't take out the machines in time.
There's one side mission I found in a canyon that ended up making me fight an enemy I was HUGELY underleveled for. I could've stuck it out there, but didn't want to take an hour to beat him because I was doing so little damage.

I just beat level 40 Mr. Servo.
How many more times do I have to fight this clown?

I think two or three more times. I recommend waiting until later to do him, I think he gets up to level 60.
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TopicThis site is terrible on mobile. Hate it.
Banjo2553
04/10/17 1:23:38 AM
#21
Well, time to install Adblock then. I have Android as well, so your post reassured me, Butterflies.
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TopicI just got Nier: Automata. What should I expect?
Banjo2553
04/10/17 1:20:51 AM
#31
United_World posted...
I was tasked with protecting a peace parade. I didn't realize how strong the enemy was, so I ended running away and the parade was wiped out :/

At least you can always try again later.
Also yeah, same thing happened to me, lol. Only I tried sticking it out. Did a bad-ass job surviving, but the parade wasn't so lucky since I couldn't take out the machines in time.
There's one side mission I found in a canyon that ended up making me fight an enemy I was HUGELY underleveled for. I could've stuck it out there, but didn't want to take an hour to beat him because I was doing so little damage.
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TopicThis site is terrible on mobile. Hate it.
Banjo2553
04/10/17 1:19:05 AM
#17
Butterfiles posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Use AdBlock

Schwarber posted...
Gameraven and gameflux are lame just use adblock

Are ads really what's causing the massive typing delay? That's really my only issue with this site on mobile.
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TopicThis site is terrible on mobile. Hate it.
Banjo2553
04/10/17 1:11:43 AM
#12
HBKick18 posted...
Is anyone else having trouble typing stuff out? There's always an extreme delay. I wanna say it's my phone but this is the only site I have this problem with.

Thought it was just my phone. It happens a lot recently and I don't know what's causing it.
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TopicCinnamon Toast Crunch is overrated trash.
Banjo2553
04/09/17 10:18:31 PM
#16
Frosted Mini Wheats is what I usually have.

Although French Toast Crunch is the shit.
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Topici'm white, work in a asian resturaunt, and just got this email from a co-worker
Banjo2553
04/09/17 10:09:35 PM
#34
Roxborough4Ever posted...
Yeah, i kinda don't want to even go back after this....so its not like i'm going to be sueing to keep my job or get it back or anything

i wish there was a way to get free money off this because they are shitting on me for being white

You can collect unemployment from them until you find another job. You're entitled for unemployment if you feel you were wrongfully let go. You can't quit on your own volition though.
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TopicI just got Nier: Automata. What should I expect?
Banjo2553
04/09/17 2:54:03 PM
#21
You can get a much better look at it if you self-destruct.
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TopicI just got Nier: Automata. What should I expect?
Banjo2553
04/09/17 2:33:33 AM
#13
United_World posted...
Is the settings and controls menu suppose to look weird?

Apparently that's not supposed to happen. There was an update in the JPN version that glitched up some text, and it seems the recent update over here made it appear elsewhere.
Edit: Yeah, the 1.04 update is what's causing it. If you can somehow play the game pre-patch it'll be fixed up (alternatively, patiently wait for a new patch to come up, since it does affect the story later on rather than just menus):
https://www.reddit.com/r/nier/comments/63z0f2/garbled_text_in_settings_menu_ps4/
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TopicHow shady is it that I'm hanging out with the girl my gf warned me about while
Banjo2553
04/08/17 10:15:14 PM
#20
3khc posted...
I don't know why I'm so surprised that many of you would allow your girl to have a say in who you hang out with or when. That's some beta male shit.

All I'm saying is that if she gives you a hint, it's time to follow it. Otherwise you're the one getting dumped. The only time you shouldn't follow her "like a beta male" is when she's becoming controlling. Otherwise it's acting like a respectable adult and respecting someone's wishes.
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TopicHow shady is it that I'm hanging out with the girl my gf warned me about while
Banjo2553
04/08/17 6:52:44 PM
#14
3khc posted...
Besides she never said i cant hang with her, just that she doesn't trust her.

If you can't put two and two together then you probably shouldn't be in a monogamous relationship.
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Topicwhy hasn't McDonald's been shut down yet
Banjo2553
04/08/17 6:49:02 PM
#23
Mystere posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
TC must be a burger king fanatic

I can't imagine eating at one and then shit talking the other. Both of them are terrible. Though at least Burger King has crisp fries instead of soggy ones... at least they did 10 years ago, which was the last time I bothered.

Burger King changed their fries a few years ago. They're thicker, but they also go stale incredibly fast. They're only good if they're fresh off the fryer.
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TopicJust got my Yooka Laylee digital soundtrack...
Banjo2553
04/08/17 6:47:19 PM
#1
Now to patiently wait for my PS4 game code... :x
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TopicYooka-Laylee backers, codes have been sent.
Banjo2553
04/07/17 5:12:50 PM
#33
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
I must not get it because why would anyone be excited for a game thats goal is to be comparable to a mediocre at best XBLA game when it should be striving for the greatness of the N64 games?

Because the XBLA ports are flawless ports of the originals and even have some things improved, like adding Stop 'n' Swop between the two as well as making collected notes permanent in the original? It goes to show that critics aren't favorable towards collect-a-thon platformers these days, no matter how good they are. Yooka-Laylee getting the same scores as the XBLA Banjo ports makes perfect sense.
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TopicYooka-Laylee backers, codes have been sent.
Banjo2553
04/07/17 2:48:47 PM
#31
Leanaunfurled posted...
Know what I'm hoping for? One of the most memorable things with BK was the intro sequence with the catchy music. Hoping for something similar with YL.

Oh yeah, that'd be pretty nice.
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TopicIs 2017 the strongest start video games has ever seen?
Banjo2553
04/07/17 1:08:52 PM
#6
Yeah, I've been having trouble keeping up. That isn't even counting the massive backlog I have.
Also Yooka-Laylee, but I've been personally looking forward to that.
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TopicYooka-Laylee backers, codes have been sent.
Banjo2553
04/07/17 1:02:38 PM
#22
Leanaunfurled posted...
I like how this game got nothing but hype before the JonTron shit came about and reviews farted on it because it wasn't modern enough. Which no, it isn't, but I didn't back it wanting a modern game, as most of you other guys who backed it. It also touted itself a throwback to a genre now dead.

Exactly. Just goes to show the usual "troll on a highly anticipated game" sequence is running its course.
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TopicYooka-Laylee backers, codes have been sent.
Banjo2553
04/07/17 12:59:39 PM
#18
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
Yeah it's like Banjo, just shittier.

It's getting the same scores as the Banjo games with their XBLA ports, which were straight ports and had no issues...so kindly shut it before you embarrass yourself.
Either way, seems Steam backers are getting their codes first. I transferred my copy to PS4 back when the Wii U version was canned and I haven't gotten my code yet.
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TopicDid Aaron Rodgers ever look at Olivia Munn?
Banjo2553
04/07/17 12:56:50 PM
#6
Some people are attracted to bitchiness. Maybe he's a sub.
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TopicSony fanboys come off as really insecure these days
Banjo2553
04/07/17 3:23:47 AM
#2
It's more like fanboys in general. :/
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TopicSo now that Yooka Laylee flopped, what's the next anticipated Kickstarter?
Banjo2553
04/07/17 2:19:57 AM
#15
Lightsasori posted...
Flop means it didn't sell well. Yooka Laylee is selling well, just not getting the rave reviews like how Banjo and Kazooie got.

Nah, these days flop just means the game isn't perfect in every way.
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TopicSo now that Yooka Laylee flopped, what's the next anticipated Kickstarter?
Banjo2553
04/07/17 2:15:13 AM
#12
Alucard188 posted...
MwarriorHiei posted...
DragonMaster525 posted...
Did this really all happen because so random youtuber wasn't in the game? Is that the world we live in now?

people are rating it low because it plays too much like a 90s platformer,


I thought that was the point.

Anyways, I'm currently looking forward to Bloodstained, Shenmue 3, Pillars of Eternity 2, and one more I can't remember right now.

Granted, the game does seem to have major framerate issues and suffers from a bad camera. The rest of the game being like a 90s platformer though is entirely the point, and is actually scoring similarly to the XBLA ports of Banjo.
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TopicYooka Laylee developers DISRESPECT jontron, game turns out to be TRASH
Banjo2553
04/07/17 1:11:23 AM
#20
Sir Will posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
epik_fail1 posted...
who? The game looks fun. Is it really bad?

It's not. It's getting the same scores that the Banjo games did on their XBLA ports (which were straight ports with no issues). Critics these days just aren't favorable towards collect-a-thon platformers, so it's going to get a painfully average metacritic score at best. But it seems those who were itching for another Banjo game will get exactly what they wanted.

That said, they do bring up valid technical issues at the very least. A bad camera isn't a feature, it's just annoying.

That is true, the game didn't seem that intensive to have framerate issues and a bad camera is something I hoped would've been a thing of the past despite the entire game being a throwback.
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TopicResident Evil 7 installed. Going to start later tonight. Any advice?
Banjo2553
04/07/17 1:09:58 AM
#28
I loved the game, played for a while until Breath of the Wild came out...and then NieR Automata...and now I'm back to Breath of the Wild...fuck, I want to get a platinum before more DLC comes out.
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TopicAre we at the brink of a world war?
Banjo2553
04/07/17 1:06:50 AM
#3
I wouldn't panic just yet.
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TopicYooka Laylee developers DISRESPECT jontron, game turns out to be TRASH
Banjo2553
04/07/17 1:04:51 AM
#15
ShutTheHellUp posted...
iR2cKTC

Ok which of these is jontron. They all look like annoying Youtubers

Lower right. Also holy crap that must be an old photo, Markiplier has his old nerdy style.
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TopicWhy the fuck are Amiibos so expensive?
Banjo2553
04/07/17 12:58:50 AM
#14
Just get a powersave, it'll save you a lot of hassle in the long run if you want them just for Breath of the Wild bonuses.
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TopicYooka Laylee developers DISRESPECT jontron, game turns out to be TRASH
Banjo2553
04/07/17 12:57:14 AM
#13
epik_fail1 posted...
who? The game looks fun. Is it really bad?

It's not. It's getting the same scores that the Banjo games did on their XBLA ports (which were straight ports with no issues). Critics these days just aren't favorable towards collect-a-thon platformers, so it's going to get a painfully average metacritic score at best. But it seems those who were itching for another Banjo game will get exactly what they wanted.
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TopicThe Xbox One and PS4 can't even handle a game that looks like an N64 game
Banjo2553
04/07/17 12:53:41 AM
#25
TheGoldenEel posted...
littlebro07 posted...
I'm super disappointed that YL turned out to be shitty. I LOVED the Banjo games and was really looking forward to it :(

why are people treating this game like it's just shitty and that's that?

Banjo Kazooie has a 77 on metacritic and Banjo Tooie has 73 (for the 360 re-releases, which are for the most part straight ports with improved performance

Yooka-Laylee has 68, 73, and 74 on Xbone, PS4, and PC, respectively. That is not a notable difference--reviewers just don't like these kinds of games

Certain reviewers like Destructoid and Game Informer judged it for what it was trying to be: a game in the style of those 90s classics, and gave it an 8

Reviewers like Polygon who gave it a 5.5 LITERALLY complained about a lack of a mini-map, and complained that you needed to collect pagies to complete the game (no shit??)

not saying this game will necessarily be some classic... but who do you trust?

Also this. Games like Yooka-Laylee are niche and it's actually scoring right around where the original Banjo games did. So I'm not worried about this at all.
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TopicBurger King's new ad for their Crispy Chicken makes no sense...
Banjo2553
04/07/17 12:40:45 AM
#4
They basically wanted to admit that they made their food better.
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TopicThe Xbox One and PS4 can't even handle a game that looks like an N64 game
Banjo2553
04/07/17 12:29:03 AM
#21
My copy is still coming in, I'm pretty sure. I backed it so my PS4 copy should be available soon. I'll have to see just how bad these frame drops are.
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TopicThat Arby's gyro commercial is obnoxious as fuck
Banjo2553
04/06/17 8:05:00 PM
#4
You mean a TV advertisement or the one themed like Breath of the Wild?
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TopicI'm very disappointed at the Yooka' Laylee reviews.
Banjo2553
04/06/17 12:24:37 AM
#46
Antifar posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
If it's getting those because of "dated" 90's mechanics, then I'd say the game does its job at being a Banjo-Kazooie clone.

It's also getting them, from what I've read, because the camera is noticeable problem and the controls are not as polished as BK

I was hoping that wouldn't be the case. From how the Toybox demo felt it seemed like Banjo but not quite there, the controls felt a bit different.
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TopicI'm very disappointed at the Yooka' Laylee reviews.
Banjo2553
04/05/17 8:00:33 PM
#29
thompsontalker7 posted...
yanksfan4247 posted...
Oh no sixes and sevens

Lol

Mystere posted...
Fuck reviews. Play it and form an opinion of your own.



*Zelda 6s and 7s*

CRUCIFY THIS PERSON

Proobably aren't the same people, just saying. I fucking love Breath of the Wild but I don't care if people bash it or give it poor reviews. In the same vein, I'm getting Yooka-Laylee anyway despite the poor reviews. If it's getting those because of "dated" 90's mechanics, then I'd say the game does its job at being a Banjo-Kazooie clone.
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TopicSo games launching unfinished can be recognized as a trend now right?
Banjo2553
04/05/17 7:54:18 PM
#3
It was prevalent even back then even without online patches. It just seems more noticeable now because of being able to patch things more easily.
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TopicI legit need help. I can't stop going back to MGSV.
Banjo2553
04/05/17 7:51:16 PM
#10
To be fair Ground Zeroes is actually pretty good as a package, it's just really short. Kinda wish Phantom Pain was like that, because the gameplay mechanics were superb.
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TopicMan slays pregnant wife with sword to save the world.
Banjo2553
03/31/17 2:47:25 AM
#26
Sounds like something Yoko Taro might write.
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Topicvideo: Burger King customer freaks out, demands to know who made his burger
Banjo2553
03/25/17 8:28:56 PM
#8
TopicSpongebob memes are the best memes *Final Fantasy 7 spoilers*
Banjo2553
02/20/17 1:17:43 PM
#9
Tag, this is hilarious so far.
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