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big if true

I've done it a few times and I've only really had success if I post it right away after the initial facebook post

STLCards1991 posted...

The Cardinals posted on FB about Matt Adams returning to Busch Stadium and I wrote the "huh huh huh" copypasta in the comments. I'll let you know how it goes.

still f5ing for the update on this

How much I spent: thousands
How much it's worth: probably about $50 for everything. I just can't imagine anyone would pay very much for it

chewy I think your estimate of $20 per game is way way way too high

the Twins are good now too. Big thanks to Big Sexy and Big Erv for sweeping the MilwaukPee Pooers

Facebook is so weird now. I think more old people than young people use it. All the college freshies are using snapchat/IG/whatever else, but still have facebook, and now the older generations have finally learned to use facebook. What a world

all of my relatives on facebook over the age of 50 are complete maniacs.

Once my uncle discovered this facebook thing that would compile like 5 pictures of facebook in an 8 second slideshow to this weird little jingle. He went on a trip to seattle with my parents and posted about 20 of those things. It was incredible.

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

Who even came up with that copypasta and why

I'm not sure, but it's kinda funny to me. i've posted it a few times on facebook and the responses just make me laugh.

On father's day, I posted it on this GB Packers "Happy Father's Day to Packer fans" posts and my god...the replies were so mad. I've used the internet a lot in my life and those were malicious

STLCards1991 posted...

I'm the guy who said it took him 5 minutes to read that.

my spirit animal

why am I getting a notification that there's a new post in the sports topic when I was the one who posted it. that's annoying

having some #FridayFacebookFun

not sure about other teams but it doesn't for the Vikings. I think it's just practice now

now that training camp is over, let's hurry and get this to 500 so we can have a preseason themed topic

I think my mom and sister have made podcasts have a negative first impression for me. I've listened to a few of the ones they like on car trips and they're just garbage. I know there are good ones that I would be interested in but I just never started

no, and I know you guys are pod fiends.

My sister is a pod fiend and she does the most fucked up thing in the world. She listens to podcasts at 1.5x speed. I got into her car once while she was doing that and it sounded like alvin and the chipmunks meets satan. made me want to die. She does it so she can "listen to more podcasts"

The Vikings sure have a lot of Rams legends on their roster nowadays. Case Keenum is having the most pedestrian preseason game I've ever seen

-guy from gamefaqs who uses the word "handegg" and "sportball" and uses "sportsed"
as a word.

Almost as bad as doggo and pupper

Thank fucking Jesus Vikings preseason is back. It will be nice to finally be able to get to watch a real sport again

emulators

Once I was bored and I emulated blue on my phone in 4x speed and beat it in like 4 hours. Mostly because I've played it so many times and have everything memorized

Jeezus. The Twins have hit about 40 home runs against the brewers in the past half hour or so, including a grand slam from the DilDozier

it's a catch 22. you want a new job, but have no time for interviews because you already have a job that you want to leave but it takes up all your time

I didn't really know what a grain elevator is so I looked it up. turns out there's a billion of them here in minneapolis because that was a huge industry in the city back in the day. I walk by them every day

what job is it

same

that's way too long for a job interview

STLCards1991 posted...

You know expectations have really shifted for the Cardinals when you hear how excitedly their announcers say they're at .500

I know that I abuse this gag to the point of everyone hating me, but welcome to Minnesota

pyramid scheme

ok, I'll call BS

did you beat the tarzan vine game tho?

crinalex posted...

Yeah, thought so too. The movie title was actually tour de pharmacy over here, too. Don't know what I was thinking about when I posted.

So that troll guy was right this whole time. Hello brain cell

Posting your friend code online publicly for everyone to see...very risky. I'd hate to see what happens to you if this information gets into the wrong hands.

OneTimeBen posted...

Pharmacy Road? It is Tour de Pharmacy. Brain cell says hello.

Crin is Finnish, so I'm guessing it has a name in the Finnish language that has the English equivalent of "pharmacy road"

crinalex posted...

Speaking of Andy Samberg, Pharmacy road was pretty funny.

My favorite part was the Africa by Toto scene

Is Kaepernick the new Tebow?

Some absolutely bananas news from training camp: Teddy Bridgewater is there and he got his picture taken! He's even wearing the jersey! Let's talk for another 8 months about who's better: 1. A QB who isn't hurt, or 2. a QB who's still who hurt to play and still may never be 100%

big news:
With more than a month until the regular season, Vikings offensive coordinator Pat Shurmur is pleased with the way the center position battle is going.

you guys ever seen this guy before? I'm not much of a "youtuber" but I see him on reddit. He's this newer (I think) video maker who recreates food from tV shows and stuff. Here's one from BotW

I might get Splatoon but I'm going to wait for my friend to get a switch and try out his copy. I didn't love the first one and don't know if 2 will be worth $60

we've got a thrilling day of soccer lined up here with two of the worst teams in the league, apparently. The United vs the United. I hope it's a 0-0 tie!

thank you chewy. I really think you're a great person

MNTwins1991 posted...

I really like how a lot of people are using this topic to humblebrag about their dick sizes

"only 8.8 inches... :("

everyone thinks you're cool and I'm very sure you have a lot of friends.

exhibit A:
Person106 posted...

Mine's probably too big and it ain't cool.

DorkLink posted...

We can't all be the PotD average of 7.5"

lol

I really like how a lot of people are using this topic to humblebrag about their dick sizes

"only 8.8 inches... :("

everyone thinks you're cool and I'm very sure you have a lot of friends.

I have an incredibly tiny dong

ape together strong

got my tickets to see The Emoji Movie tomorrow

I saw this on twitter the other day and it made me laugh
https://twitter.com/24x7soccerus/status/889130351515271168

The minnesota MLS team also tweeted a "highlight" video from a 0-0 tie

STLCards1991 posted...

My mom is watching Stranger Things and she took the BuzzFeed quiz for which character are you and got Dustin. I got Jonathan when I took it.

this is the news I like to see when I check this topic

DorkLink posted...

I don't really understand regional branding. Wouldn't it strengthen your brand to be consistent everywhere? I've heard people come here and say stuff like "What's Carl's Jr?" but then they know what Hardee's is

I don't get it either. It's called Hardee's here for the record

Is it called Hardee's or Carl's Jr where you guys live

They don't have Jack in the Box here. I miss them

pretty sure I've used the google keyboard version of it for years, I still just call it swype

please post them here