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Let 'me do what they want and experience the horrors of the Internet for themselves.

Forrest Gump, of course.

Go_Totodile posted...

@Currant_Kaiser

I'm not into fucking vore.

Much like the bomb that took down the I2-S7 plane, I'm on the left wing.

What the heck is a soft drink subscription? Do you get, like, sodas mailed to your house?

John Hanson.

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Currant_Kaiser posted...

I'm not great with shaving cream

Are you using the foam or the stuff you apply with a brush?
Does the same happen with the gel?

Only ever used the foam.

I wish there were more options/nuance in these options.

I'm not ABSOLUTELY certain that there isn't one, but to simply say that I don't think there is one is too light. I'm very much convinced that there isn't one, and would place the probability at something like .0000000000001, but I technically can't deny the possiblity.

This is such an absurd thing and makes TC looks so stupid that I don't think he's lying.

I've heard conflicting views.

WastelandCowboy posted...

Ashamed, no.

Wasteful, maybe, but since you apparently didn't know that shaving cream expands when used, it's fine.

"Less is more."

I know it does, but I still always wind up overestimating.

I'm not great with shaving cream, so it ends up looking all puffy and beardlike, almost like I'm intentionally making it look doofy like a child with shaving cream would.

A guy rounds the corner and starts shaving, and I notice that he has it looking PERFECTLY SMOOTH. It laid against his skin like a BEDSHEET. Should I be ashamed?

SkynyrdRocker posted...

TheCyborgNinja posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

Man it sounds like you passed by Trump

naaah he wouldn't get near a gym

lol that was my first thought.

I actually made that connection when he said it too.

Zareth posted...

I knew that actually.

Well I didn't, so that nullifies your post so that TC is back to being correct.

I was emerging from a parking garage with a gym across the street. As I passed by the gym a group of guys walked by and I heard one say, "See, that guy looks like a loser. I'm not a loser. I'm a winner. A smart winner."

Now I didn't look in their direction, so I don't know for SURE that he was talking about me, but I think he was, the bastard.

It's only been a few years, give it time.

Telescope, and sell it to the highest bidder.

The more I hear about Maxine Waters the less impressed I am.

But also what that guy said.

Yeah, it had literally nothing on the animated series.

"I'm not a collector, I only have twenty!" - ZiggiStardust

Personally I have five. Because I'm actually not a collector.

This is the worst fucking romantic line I've ever heard, what the fuck were the writers of Boy Meets World thinking?!

No, though I guess I don't post especially often.

Zeus posted...

Killing them for your convenience is also selfish and unethical, especially because you don't know the extent to which they'd enjoy life in the first place.

This. While I don't think the legality of abortions should be up for debate, the ethics are highly questionable, and I can't help but roll my eyes when people try to rationalize it by saying it'd be unethical to birth a down syndrome child. No, you just don't want to put up with all the additional effort raising such a person would require. Which is understandable to an extent, but at least be honest about it.

Must feel awful.

DrProfessor posted...

Lokarin posted...

I'd say Jen is number 1.... out of all 3 girls

Meh. I seen Jen. She just aight.

Id have to see some of the others first tho to compare.

Just aight is the hottest anybody here could ever be.

Yeah, my application process was ridiculous. If I didn't have my parents to help me sort it out I'd have been fucked. For instance, I would have overlooked this form that needed to be filled out to let them know you have insurance. If it weren't for my mother noticing that I'd have been fined eight hundred bucks.

Should've said heifer, not cow.

Boom baby!

CyborgSage00x0 posted...

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adjl posted...

Zeus posted...

Again, not actual Nazis.

Given how adamant(ly wrong) you are about this, am I correct in presuming that you take a similarly hardline stance whenever the term "feminazi" is used, and never use the term yourself under any circumstances?

Nobody who hears or says "feminazi" thinks that it means the feminists in question are literal nazis, so of course he wouldn't take a similarly hardline stance when that term is used.

Not that I agree with Zeus, mind you, I just think your rebuttal is dumb.

OK, here's a better rebuttal: They are LITERALLY SELF-PROCLAIMED Nazis. This isn't hyperbole or Godwin's Law. They CALL themselves Nazis. They waved the flag, wore the armbands, and chanted "Blood and Soil", among other things.

They were Nazis* (*and technically, white supremacists were mixed in too, a la the KKK, but I don't care enough to make the distinction between the 2).

There we go.

adjl posted...

Zeus posted...

Again, not actual Nazis.

Given how adamant(ly wrong) you are about this, am I correct in presuming that you take a similarly hardline stance whenever the term "feminazi" is used, and never use the term yourself under any circumstances?

Nobody who hears or says "feminazi" thinks that it means the feminists in question are literal nazis, so of course he wouldn't take a similarly hardline stance when that term is used.

Not that I agree with Zeus, mind you, I just think your rebuttal is dumb.

I used to agree that taking these statues down would be tantamount to trying to erase history, but after reflection I started to realize that keeping these statues up really would be equivalent to Germany keeping statues of Nazis in public places. These sorts of things have no business being put up on public property.

As for this situation specifically, yes, she committed a crime and should be charged appropriately, but I can't say I'm really outraged by this. Wasn't this statue in front of a courthouse, too? Because if it was, that just makes its placement all the more fucked up.

It seems like that's their favorite derogatory term to use to describe people they don't agree with.

GanonsSpirit posted...

A mediocre end to an otherwise fanstastic trilogy.

Dunno what you're on about, The World's End is a fantastic film. I'm not normally impressed by action sequences, but the ones in this film were so damn engaging I just couldn't help but become enamored with them. And it's fucking funny.

I think tattoos are kind of dumb too, but I'm not going to automatically dismiss a person based on one.

Go_Totodile posted...

No posts in this topic was the best way for it to turn out lmfao.

There was only twelve minutes between the OP and this post.

Shadow the EDGEhog!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Zeus posted...

Currant_Kaiser posted...

It's not like sexbots would ever actually manage to eliminate the desire for human companionship and having children.

Well, maybe they would become advanced enough to eliminate the desire for actual human companionship, but people would still reproduce, just in less numbers, which might be a good thing given overpopulation.

AI introduced child bots, which are all the fun of a real kid but almost none of the responsibility.

If such a thing were to become reality I'd just expect the government to woo people into reproducing by offering benefits for it.

Or maybe we'd have a kind of The Giver situation where some a select group of people have the job of making babies.

It's not like sexbots would ever actually manage to eliminate the desire for human companionship and having children.

Well, maybe they would become advanced enough to eliminate the desire for actual human companionship, but people would still reproduce, just in less numbers, which might be a good thing given overpopulation.

Zeus posted...

Full Throttle posted...

Would you disown your relative if they supported Nazi like views?

Well, I didn't disown relatives for supporting other forms of left-wing extremism.

Are you for real?

Looks pretty neat, thinking about watching it.

DorkLink posted...

Delicinq4 posted...

What sucks so bad about him? He has a talk show and plays funny games with his guests, makes dumb videos, and laughs at his own jokes. Pretty simple and not really in the 'sucks' category.

Definitely not better than Kimmel or Conan but beyond that I can't think of anyone who is unarguably better than him.

You already named several of the reasons why he sucks. And don't forget being a horribly obvious ass-kisser to guests.

I understand if Colbert's show rubs people the wrong way and you don't think it's better than the Tonight Show, but as a comedian, Colbert himself is miles ahead of Fallon.

Agreed completely on all points.

But at the center of it all what I don't like about him is that he's BLAND. I feel like he's just about the most safe, uncontroversial, shallow talk show host you could ever have.

I have mixed feelings, because while I generally don't condone firing people for their political views, if this guy's going around at white supremacist rallies it WOULD be legitimately damaging for their business to let him work there, so... I think it's probably fair.

This makes me wish Super Nintendo World had gone to Disney. Even if Super Nintendo World is fantastic, its quality will be lowered by simply being in the same park as a Jimmy Fallon ride.

Well in the politicians/dictators arena we have the likes of Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un, so I have to vote that.

Erik_P posted...

They didn't advertise it because it was bad, just like the last one.

Yeah, but I expect Disney to advertise the hell out of their movies even when they're bad. The first one was advertised real heavily.

I had no idea. And it was just last year! Where was the advertising for this? How had I gone completley unaware?

BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.

We all know it's you who's in the picture, not your nonexistent friend, so quit trying to pretend like it isn't you that's looking for self-affirmation.

On the other hand, though, I always wanted an episode in which Bobby becomes a brony and Hank reacts to that. Maybe that'll happen!

They should just let sleeping dogs lie if you ask me. It's a great show but the quality noticeably dipped in the later seasons.