Lurker > __aCEr__

Yeah only if they're in the house. I'm not gonna start shooting at a guy walking in my yard.

When I was in school and there was a speaker I didn't care for I just wouldn't go to the event.

Probably somewhere in the middle.

At 23 years old he had one the best lives in the world. Then he threw it all away and was going to spend 50+ in a box. Regardless of the outcome of his latest trial I suppose 4 years locked up was all he was willing to do.

How could a guy that smart be such a dumbass and date HER.

It would be pretty hard to play football with just quarterbacks and punters.

His next book:

Killing my Career

Go to an SEC school and condemn football. I think a white supremacist just found a way to be even more controversial.

They were just proving that they needed a handicapped space.

Monday posted...

I once saw a dude buy about 20 2 liters of orange soda with food stamps.

Actually, that's more about "who the fuck buys 20 bottles of orange soda" than about food stamps.

Kel has fallen on some hard times.

Is everyone in college a bitch?

Good stuff. Are you watching yet? You should probably be watching.

It's a cousin and you aren't the godfather. Don't spend any money on that.

Jesus. That's something you're never going to get over.

pinky0926 posted...

I can't even remember how that happened.

It probably happened when you saw any of his posts.

It's a fucking Saturday. I ain't gonna do that shit.

Who's female dickwad? That's gotta be a pretty limited pool.

What is the weirdest/funniest tag you have for a poster?

My dad was an extra in 42.

You do seem like the sort who really enjoys his potato chips.

You didn't like that movie? I thought it was pretty good.

I don't care if I'm tagged (okay I kinda do). I want to know what other people are tagged as. Spill the beans.

My car don't run on money, man. I ain't Elon Musk.

Poe is gonna get with Sulu.

Now with the song Sound of Silence do we judge that a 1 or does the subject matter qualify that as a 0?

If a person doesn't listen to ANY music they are a complete fucking weirdo. It's not up for debate.

I really wish they could have worked out whatever the voice acting issue was with the movie that brought all the universes together.

It's still probably the best Turtles thing but having the original cast would have put it WAY over the top.

Captain Phasma. I think he's into chicks bossing him around.

Just not Le Pen.

Other than college I think I've only slept in Queen sized beds.

I'm sorry could you repeat that? I couldn't hear you over my erection.

Gen_Lee_Enfield posted...

I was expecting a video of someone dancing.

I'm actually kind of disappointed that it wasn't.

Thug life

"more harder"

Come on, man.

Oh man.

Is that the guy in DBZ?

Vyrulisse posted...

Yes good luck evacuating the Capital City without anyone noticing or inducing a panic.

Just tell them that all those people are going to a StarCraft tournament.

Because it's hot.

There's only one thing to do in a moment like this

STRUT

Well their rockets only go like 20 feet.

Send it to Playboy. I'm sure they need some stuff these days.

This is the result of killing Saturday morning cartoons.

Isiah Thomas so famous he played in the NBA twice.

You gotta choke her with your hands? That's like a baby's toy.

Batman's a scientist.

Mario Odyssey

I'm a Nintendo Bitch

I just LIED on CE on a Friday night.

My father is a big Civil War nut who's into all the battles that our ancestors were involved in. So the whole family got together and we went to Antietam to see where one of our kin got killed and then the next day we went up to Pennsylvania to Gettysburg.

I gotta say: every American should set some time aside to visit the Gettysburg battlefield. We spent the entire day there and I feel there was so much more that we didn't see. It's massive. And every bit teeming with history.