Lurker > Key

If hes the all loving and understanding God he's supposed to be I doubt he'll damn a otherwise good person for not believing
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King Rial posted...

I like her. That was funny.

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I can't imagine daiting a girl taller than me tbh. It would just be too weird
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ClunkerSlim posted...

I don't know... If the entire group of employees turned against this chick then something else might have been going on.

This is actually probably true. I can't imagine they would all sides against her and treat her like that for no reason. Though it could be he was just a cool boss to them and she was a nobody without any friends there so they took his side
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Lightsasori posted...

Drasilor posted...

Imagine being a vegan

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Bishop9800 posted...

I've already served.


Key posted...

I'm already in the military with a cyber job.

Thank you for your service. What's your MOS?

Cyber operations specialist 17c
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I'm already in the military with a cyber job.
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ads in 2017 lmao
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Depends but I've used both
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pinky0926 posted...

legendarylemur posted...

Furries and dense protagonists in a romance manga

What annoys me more than a dense protagonist in a romance manga is a romance manga that makes us sit through the entire story (like, in anime terms 26 episodes) and at the end they just sort of hold hands and say something cute.

Jesus fucking christ japan. You're all about tentacle rape when it comes to porn but when we're talking about genuine romance you're awkward as fuck.

A silent voice was terrible about this
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@Lock Mmm there's just something about Locks that Idk. Just get me going good yah know
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FighterStreet posted...

I have never seen so much bullshit in one topic in my life

I know can't believe all these people are claiming to like cheetos
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Blusalina posted...

I love the Hot Cheetos and used to eat them on a near daily basis. But then they almost ruined my butt so I had to stop completely.

I'm sad because they taste so good but I don't want to get hospitalized for it.

Wait what? What happened bro
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These comments are legendary
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Hell no
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kirbymuncher posted...

Key posted...

actually one of my least favorite things about magic is the art tbh

you could play force of will (except apparently that's really unbalanced so it sort of died). It's very very clearly mtg inspired but has that more anime-esque sort of artstyle

http://crystal-cdn2.crystalcommerce.com/photos/3619483/large/E-TAT-057.jpg
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/force-of-will-tcg/images/a/af/Archer_of_the_Crescent_Moon.jpg
https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/force-of-will-tcg/images/0/0e/Giovanni%2C_the_Lonely_Child.jpg

(just some random card pics I pulled off a google image search)

I tried. I bought some cards on its release but the game died so fast in my area
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Litterally fell in love with a girl then watched over her child because he never had a chance. What's even worse is he treated the kid badly because the kid reminded him of his alpha father lmao
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MabusIncarnate posted...

CE do yourself a favor, if you haven't already, never look up Hope Solo's vagina on the internet. It's a potential opinion changer.

I was expecting worse. Also what's up with all the zoomed in butt hole pics lmao
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How did the laser cat meme even start
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5'10 mixed complexion and beautiful
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You made a great choice tc
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Only Puffy Cheetos are good.

Ehh they're decent.

GODTIER posted...

the jalapeno ones are good

but they are really filling. i cant eat a lot of cheetos

Probably my favorite but still not that great
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Very popular in late elementary. Started falling off in middle school. And hardly anyone wore them in high school
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snesmaster40 posted...

Excellent.

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DuffBeer posted...

Hot Cheetos are good but probably ruined a couple generations of colons.

They're aight nothing special.
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JlM posted...

Choco posted...

JlM posted...

If there's one thing I've learned from porn comments, it's that A LOT of dudes want to get thier face blasted. O_o

wait so what exactly do you mean by blasted

Let's say the video is of one girl on the receiving end multiple blasts of bodily fluids. Odds are that a good bulk if the comments are "TexasSteve: Oh man what a lucky gurl id be cleaning up every drop."

Hot
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nothing like finishing a good deed and then having a laugh over at the comment section. 10/10 way better than youtube coments
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Why is this nasty chip so popular? At least hot cheetos are tolerable but even those get old fast
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RussianLegSweep posted...

Testicular torsion

i know a dude this happened too. *shudders*
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Itennu posted...

admit a grown man checking into a hotel with a little girl is suspicious af

lol tf? single parents check into hotels with their kids al the time
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El Mexicano Texano posted...

What console?

Switch
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Godnorgosh posted...

N1NJAREB0RN posted...

Welcome to a month ago.

Welcome to Nintendo stock shortages.

Yep

CapnMuffin posted...

Best Zelda

I could see it
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actually one of my least favorite things about magic is the art tbh

I prefer the more weeb card games like vanguard, Cipher, Weiss, etc
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Just arrived last night and I'm playing it now and wow. 10/10 so far
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Xeno14 posted...

Xeno15

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thisisboris2 posted...

GiftedACIII posted...

lol she just gets hit by a truck? Is there some lead up to that?

she dropped something important in the road and went back for it while not looking in both directions multiple times before

Pretty much it's just a random "twist" the author likes to throw in for "development." Apparently he does it in a lot of his works. Idk because I'll never read any of the bastard mangas. Luckily the anime didn't follow the manga and leaves her alive.
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Key has studied botany a few times
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I like the anime so far but the manga is fucking god awful because it kills off Fuuka the best character in the show. Apparently she doesnt die in the anime. Idk as I'm only on episode 9
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Like how can you just kill her off like that! She was perfect D:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-94WA2S26T5Y/VCqLU0KKDUI/AAAAAAADMBw/pAynsmBRCWY/s0/016.png
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I went against my better judgement and read the chaper she dies in and a couple chapters before it and seriously fuck that guy. So they finally get together and everything is happy and then nope she gets hit by a truck. Fucking bull shit man. If the anime does this I'll probably cry. I mean the manga chapter already made me cry but I like the anime so I'll cry even more
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ThePrinceFish posted...

Forgettable posted...

The_Doge posted...

Is there more?

That is indeed one of the first pages of a porn comic.

I knew it looked like a doujin
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Axiom posted...

This one made me laugh Idk why
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RE_expert44 posted...

Because I knew she was mine. No 50 50 chance bullshit like this time

Ahh I see so are you and you're baby mama's till togethwr. If not who is the kid staying with
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They're hot
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Why didn't you abort your first child
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rh314501 posted...

Is hot dental assistants being kind of slutty a thing? I went out w/ one 1 time, & she got super drunk, passed out, & then asked me why I didn't just fuck her in her sleep the next morning. Then she married the father of another girl I was friends w/ who was like 2x her age. Still bugs me I didn't bone her in her sleep, could've told the other girl I banged her step mom, which would've been funny.

I would've told her cause I don't like jail. But now that she's sober I'm down if she is
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lilORANG posted...

definitely hot

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She started off cute. Then was thick in a good way and still cute. Then a little chubby. Eventually she entered huge. Followed by whale and finally ended up as a new planet.
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thats fucked dude
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smh
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