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DevsBro posted...

Is XIII-2 any good?

yes.
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--kresnik-- posted...

It's going around. I blame two things:

1. People who don't sanitize their shopping carts or cover their mouth when they cough in the store

2. People who get flu shots are still carriers for these things

this alone makes me paranoid :(.
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there's still time to evacuate to safer areas. it isn't safe where the path of the hurricane happens to be.
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cant explain it, did get sick on my birthday. had the illness for 2 weeks and another 2 weeks to rid of it. i kept coughing constantly and coughing up phlegm every morning.

i thought it was going to stay like that for the rest of my life (and it wasn't because of the elections).
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MabusIncarnate posted...

Beer, mustard, liquid smoke, sardines, hot sauce, grapefruit juice, and vanilla ice cream. Blend and enjoy.

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CapnMuffin posted...

Leight_Weight posted...

In the Notebook, when Keanu Reeves put his cock in the mailbox, Sandra Bullock found a summer sausage in there years later.

Try sticking your cock in be mailbox from the back side and just wait.

What

you'll understand the reference in time. take as long as you need.
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whitelytning posted...

You will probably still get that job. Hiring with most state jobs just take forever if you aren't like a high up type position. You should call the hiring person and tell them what is going on. They will call HR and try to speed it up.

If you do get the job soon you shouldn't move out voluntarily. Depending on where you live it usually takes a real long time for them to actually evict you. They can file papers and give you stuff that says they are going to evict you but they usually need a court order to physically remove you which takes a long time. You should stay until you get the job and then try to work it out with the LL.

problem with that, if he doesn't move out before they send him to court. it messes with his credit rating for 7 years. he's going to have a harder time getting a place when things get better.
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he's right, it took a few weeks to get my birth certificate in the mail. won't even need an ID if have all the information.
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Fire_hydrant posted...

Bok_Choi posted...

set up a camera

if they're stealing and opening your mail that's a felony

I am looking for a camera on the cheap right this minute. I'm going to mount it on my tree that is adjacent to the mail box, provided I can find one within my price range. My brother-in-law said he might be able to loan me one of his but right now he's in UP Michigan and won't be back for a few weeks. Not sure I want to let this thief continue to peruse through my mail for that long.

the wait's going to be worth it, hopefully you'll be able to see when the cops come to his house and haul the lil ****er in the squad car so you can laugh at him.
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F1rstBlood posted...

Prepare for the worst and hope for the best. If you can evacuate I would

might want a generator if possible if cant get out, it be a lifesaver and possibly have some light.
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Soviet_Poland posted...

Next time you get a blood draw, drink a lot of water before hand. It'll make finding the vein easier for your nurse/tech if you're not dehydrated.

they had to get the vein from around my knuckle area, hurt pretty bad.
had some hart to hit veins.
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Funployee posted...

you first

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Pogo_Marimo posted...

UnholyMudcrab posted...

That wasn't a pojr, because the r was edited.

I'm the victim of pojr-ury! A manufactured fojr-ery! Truly a heinous crime!

yes it is, though we cant pass judgement.
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Drpooplol posted...

ManLink4321 posted...

CADE FOSTER posted...

Drpooplol posted...

Mint fudge with cookie crisp pieces in it.

ew sickie

eww is right

you guys got an issue with mint?

we don't like mint very much used to though.
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Sami1000 posted...

I wish we had as many flavors of ben and jerry as you do in US. I would be eating ice cream right now and then pooping.

the US does have some good ones, though some of them get retired quickly.
tonight dough and banana split are preferred.
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

The Donald needs to eliminate food stamps completely. Especially bull shit when people buy fast food with food stamps.

cant buy hot items, not sure where buying fast food comes into the equation.
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Masked-One posted...

Probably because they're taking the stamps away. Doesn't mean the people are doing any better.

its only going to get worse for non-abled people who cant work.
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it better been worth it.... the moon rules #1 or bust.
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nativengine posted...

Well?

I've got the money but I'm unsure if I should buy it.

should buy it... it's ****ing awesome.
make sure to get it insured immediately to prevent bad things from other players.
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ChainedRedone posted...

I hope someone puts a bounty on her head. People like that don't deserve that much money.

winning the lottery is a curse though, or it can be a boon. lump sum probably better unless something happens and can pass it down to other family members through a will or something.
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LIsJustice posted...

Cheaper prices for much avocado toast!!

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tizorres posted...

What did you win?

a whole walk with my dog. it tired me out pretty good.
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if desperate i would go for it.... it's not up to standards though.
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Hayame Zero posted...

32 years old, and I'm moving back in with my parents. All because this government job is taking literally MONTHS to give me a start date even after being hired.

damn, first orange faces this crisis now you :(.
it can't be all bad though think the worst fate is being on the street.
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Yaridovich posted...

Guy_Fieri posted...

Yaridovich posted...

Guy_Fieri posted...

No you're not and you know nothing of my work.

I, for one, love Guy Fieri. He is the embodiment of what every man, woman, or child should strive to be. He is absolutely stoked every minute of every hour of every day, unable to feel any negative emotion. His bombastic euphoria allows him to even brave the shittiest of Friday's appetizers with a grand smile on his face, utilizing unnecessary adjectives like "killer" or "kickin" or perhaps even "poppalicious" whilst doing so. He sees adventure everywhere, from the bland realms of Food Network to the prospect of a Friday's in Toledo, Ohio. He is the man who embodies every Smash Mouth song ever written, even going as far as to look like the lead singer of Smash Mouth. He is the essence of every Capri Sun commercial you've ever seen. He is Guy Fieri, the fall-off-the-bone messiah.

You're a hack

You're a fucking personality. You don't know fucking shit. I run an empire of food that crushes whatever delusions of dining you have. You could die and not a single person would fucking even realize you did.

i like that last remark lmao its ****ing awesome.
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Shotgunnova posted...

Damn, that lineup seems sweet.

it's pretty good, PS might lose this month. though PS won last one Xbox won in july.
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Mackorov posted...

Fun fact, time seems to go faster for you when you do the nearly same thing everyday in your life.

may be the same thing, but each day is entirely different.
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don't be afraid to take pain medication.... worst thing is to deal with pain bare-handed. it prevents one from sleeping :( dealing with it during the day vary's though.
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TheDarkCircle posted...

it's a bootleg or scam

bootleg yes.... scam maybe.
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Uncle_Drew posted...

Real meal for 5 bucks
Real meal for 5 bucks
Real meal for 5 bucks
Real meal for 5 bucks
Real meal for 5 bucks

Finger licking
Finger licking
Finger licking

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

they charge 5.95$ for every option now. prices gone up.
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Th3HonestTruth posted...

Dogs are the best

damn right they are. seems to provide some enjoyment each day and make me laugh sometimes.

it likes to do the sneezing thing at the beach.
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wackyteen posted...

BootyGif posted...

so dont get it then

But my Note 4 is dying and I've been waiting for the new Note since the last Note started exploding

considering that, might want to eat that loss, rather not be on the street one day where the phone blows up. burns hurt.
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ManLink4321 posted...

Xelltrix posted...

If you're not covered in muscles at that height and weight, then yeah, you're overweight.

I have a lot of muscles everywhere, just not in my stomach area.

i wouldn't worry about it.
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BootyGif posted...

so dont get it then

finish off the contract, find cheaper option :(.
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DreadedWave posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Yeah we waited in the ER for like 8 hours.

How long was she in the hospital because that's fucked up.

hospital situation is triage.... they take the most sick patients before taking in the least serious. or they didn't have enough/the right doctor on hand to treat the situation :(.
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tendons.... yeah i would avoid posting that.
story would be nice it got us more curious.
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NeuralLaxative posted...

Can confirm you will get modded. You should pm me pics tho ;)

i doubt it will get modded, unless its really gross.
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depending on actual damage they can be repaired. though it costs money.
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Esrac posted...

--kresnik-- posted...

Fuck Hughes Net. The fucking data caps were a racket. You didn't get enough to do anything. It would take days of trying to download a psn game on my PlayStation and I must have spent hundreds of dollars just to connect to the internet I already paid for.

Fuck any company that has data caps.

It's the unfortunate reality of living in rural America.

if they have a 30 day guarantee try verizon for a month to see how bad that throttling is. it maybe better than hughes. (it has gone downhill ever since they added the cap) but the old plan allowed a certain amount of data per day with the unlimited free zone from a set time (thank god a life event turned things for the better to get out of the boonies) was finished on my contract by the time it happened.
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Shotgunnova posted...

Usually a few days. You have to be careful not to screw up the clotting, though, or it'll take longer.

TC's going to have to make friends with jello and mashed potatoes :(.
until he can eat solids again.
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TheDarkCircle posted...

Take a shit and have your wife deal with it

it's the perfect answer.
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FightingGames posted...

something about mayo and crackers

not the mayo....
dinner sandwich needs no mayo.

****. damn cartoons.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

I just had this feeling this morning

I don't poop anywhere except home because in the event I need a rinse, I'll be able to take one.

i ate something bad.... so much warning. then the rush of diarrhea. cant think of what caused it.
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bacon is the most worrying thing of all to eat. that is what causes choking.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Yaridovich posted...

Irony posted...

Penguins are the most useless birds

Ostrich

Ostrich meat is literally one of the most healthy red meats in the world. Extremely high in protein, low in fat, calories, and cholesterol but high in Iron.

It's literally more healthy than chicken.

On top of all that, it's meat tastes like beef. So basically Ostrich is the same as cow meat in terms of flavor but twice as healthy.

If the entirity of America switched from eating beef to eating Ostrich we'd put a massive dent in the obesity problem inside a decade.

its more of a price problem.... ostrich meat would be more expensive than buffalo meat which happens to be more expensive then beef. no commoner would be able to afford it.
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