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Topic1 billion dollars but you have to fight a Cassowary with your bare hands.
divot1338
05/18/24 3:19:35 PM
#35
I befriend it and then challenge the cassowary to an apple eating contest.

The apple is poison.

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TopicRemember when i said I was gonna spend 3000+ on sneakers this next two months ?
divot1338
05/18/24 3:17:15 PM
#75
Our objection is that we think these shoes look bad and are not worth a tiny of fraction of what you and I have to assume are a market of people who also make bad purchases.

Eye of the beholder I guess.

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TopicFinally the weekend yet my fucking foot
divot1338
05/18/24 9:31:43 AM
#3
I bet you could cut your own hair.

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TopicLiterally new Doctor Who season and no topic about it. On Didney+.
divot1338
05/17/24 10:05:21 PM
#29
specialkid8 posted...
I feel like these two, and Matt Smith, just swing way too hard into the clown part of the character. It was always very hard to take Smith or Whittaker seriously when shit got real. And the writing has been a lot more whimsical than it was 15-20 years ago. Hopefully he can balance it better, because he's got great energy.
I felt the exact opposite. He was always so affably clownish that on the rare occasion where he got angry or upset it really contrasted well.

And over time it made the world weary backstory believable.

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TopicWould you be offended if someone called you a colonizer?
divot1338
05/17/24 6:36:14 PM
#78
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
2. What kind of two year old gets upset over name-calling?
Most of them.

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TopicThe favorite to win the PGA Championship shot 5 under par
divot1338
05/17/24 6:22:51 PM
#8
Irony posted...
What's that in real terms
He should try and get arrested before every round.

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TopicWould you be offended if someone called you a colonizer?
divot1338
05/17/24 6:13:57 PM
#56
I explain to them that that I am actually the colon-izer.

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TopicThe favorite to win the PGA Championship has been arrested
divot1338
05/17/24 5:43:03 PM
#96
Sandalorn posted...
If they do, they are plain idiots.


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TopicThe favorite to win the PGA Championship has been arrested
divot1338
05/17/24 5:40:06 PM
#91
bigblu89 posted...
Define criminal, because trying to circumvent traffic by driving on the median is definitely a traffic violation.
Thats not a criminal charge. A traffic violation is a civil one.

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TopicI made 10 images with AI based on TV show names. Care to guess them?
divot1338
05/17/24 5:35:07 PM
#76
ClayGuida posted...
Man, if that's it, that's way too fucking obscure compared to the rest.

It's like, here's MASH, Cheers, Friends, Seinfeld, Big Bang Theory, and Dorf.
I would recognize comedy legend Tim Conway anywhere.

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TopicRaccoon interrupts MLS match
divot1338
05/17/24 3:49:37 PM
#10
Persona posted...
yeah, all I can think of is how terrifying, bright, and loud it must all be

and he probably just smelled some good trash

*sniff* Philadelohia.

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TopicTrump Trials General Part 18: The Saga Continues
divot1338
05/17/24 10:44:47 AM
#397
Westernwolf4 posted...
This is great, but there needs to be something about the Principal coming to Trump with tears in his eyes and calling him sir to really nail it.
I kind of read all of these in Seth Meyers impression.

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TopicGreg Abbott Begs Joe Biden for Aid Due to Texas Storms
divot1338
05/17/24 9:48:27 AM
#81
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
This. No idea why just being outwardly honest about a situation is so difficult for Democrat politicians. They get easy layups like this kind of stuff and don't do anything with it while Republicans would absolutely galvanize their base over it.
The Republican and Democratic bases are completely different.

Theyre also motivated by different types of events. Republicans tend to be more likely to vote when its against something.

Democrats are the exact opposite, tending to show up to vote for popular policies.

Although theres a lot of crossover votes due to abortion so who knows.

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TopicThe favorite to win the PGA Championship has been arrested
divot1338
05/17/24 9:40:23 AM
#11
Supercop jumps on hood of car when Masters Champion mistakes police at a traffic jam for the ones running security right next to where he was.

If your interpretation of events were correct they wouldnt havegiven him a police escort back to the course.

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TopicHouston storm damage
divot1338
05/17/24 9:16:55 AM
#5
texanfan27 posted...
I was just south of the major hits, gotta go across town today to spring. Hopefully its not too bad up there
Mostly tree limbs. I live there and I slept through most of it.

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TopicAre you going to vote for Kennedy?
divot1338
05/17/24 9:13:53 AM
#38
Deej posted...
The antivax guy who has literal brainworms?
Dont forget the massive case of self inflicted mercury poisoning (10x EPA limit).

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TopicHouston storm damage
divot1338
05/17/24 9:10:57 AM
#3
I-45 around Tidwell/Parker had massive power outages. And theres zero water pressure so thats all fucked.

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TopicI dont know if brain worms are real
divot1338
05/17/24 9:09:19 AM
#8
Theyre real. And theyre spectacular.

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TopicThe favorite to win the PGA Championship has been arrested
divot1338
05/17/24 9:06:41 AM
#8
Wtf and hes still getting a police escort back to the course. Jfc

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TopicWorld #1 golfer rushed off to jail for crossing accident scene at tourney
divot1338
05/17/24 9:05:07 AM
#9
Felony assault on a police officer

And theyre giving him a police escort back to the course.

Crazy day.

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TopicScottie Scheffler, number 1 golfer in the world, arrested
divot1338
05/17/24 9:04:03 AM
#10
Charged with felony assault on a police officer.

Theres not really a golf pun for that level of fucked.

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TopicWorld #1 golfer rushed off to jail for crossing accident scene at tourney
divot1338
05/17/24 8:48:40 AM
#5
hockeybabe89 posted...
Fixed!

And to not minimize anything, this was a fatal accident. Someone was hit by a shuttle
It does sound as if they alrwady have that case solved. This was just cops flexing.

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TopicThe favorite to win the PGA Championship has been arrested
divot1338
05/17/24 8:43:39 AM
#3
Prize for the PGA Championship: $17.5million

Lawsuit time.

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TopicTake Two Interactive posts 2.9 billion dollar loss for 2024
divot1338
05/17/24 8:38:06 AM
#7
Yeah but theyll make that up on day one sales.

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TopicColor Me Shocked! SCOTUS Is Protecting the CFPB
divot1338
05/17/24 8:34:29 AM
#8
Irony posted...
Neither party will have 66 votes in the senate
Doesnt have to be one party. Once Trump implodes I can forsee a very real scenario where he splits from them and a quarter of the Republicans are free agents.

Yes extremely high threshold but it would save us thirty years of rebuilding the court.

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TopicColor Me Shocked! SCOTUS Is Protecting the CFPB
divot1338
05/17/24 7:20:10 AM
#6
Sayoria posted...
People better vote blue. While the Supreme Court is 6/3, two flips can turn it to a Democrat court. Thomas and Alito could be on their way out any day. Once they go, the Supreme Court can flip. We just need Democrat leadership for when they finally croak.

Get Trump in there and either of them retire to let them get another shithead Republican in those seats and the courts last chance is gone.
If we get control of the House and 66 votes in the Senate we can hit reset on the whole group.

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TopicIsrael/Palestina War XV - The Big Attack on Rafah?
divot1338
05/17/24 7:18:42 AM
#412
This is basically the modern day equivalent of how America treated the native Americans.

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TopicHouston storm damage
divot1338
05/17/24 6:06:22 AM
#1
I did not realize how extensive the storm was yesterday until I tried to get to work.

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TopicColor Me Shocked! SCOTUS Is Protecting the CFPB
divot1338
05/17/24 4:22:49 AM
#3
Theres no real benefit to Republicans for killing it. Plus Republicans in Congress can continue bitching this way.

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TopicGinger, no!
divot1338
05/17/24 3:31:42 AM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/9Idx7j-Nokg?si=jo1tsXN4C24cBdEM

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TopicHow do i help make sure Biden wins?
divot1338
05/17/24 3:25:57 AM
#6
Vote

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TopicMy Ivacy VPN Lifetime Subscription ends today.
divot1338
05/17/24 3:24:34 AM
#40
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No wonder those things have so much trouble reproducing.

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TopicShowed up to work - no power
divot1338
05/17/24 3:10:42 AM
#1
and the consultants who we pay obscene amounts of money to build the place and keep the generators working just asked to use our corporare Amex card to buy some power connectors they dont have on hand.

Three day weekend.

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TopicITT actual list of Trump day 1 things he will do if reelected
divot1338
05/17/24 1:31:23 AM
#33
Day 1 Donald Trump vows to destroy the Oval Office bathroom.

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TopicTrump Trials General Part 18: The Saga Continues
divot1338
05/16/24 5:48:54 PM
#358
darkace77450 posted...
Post #336. Basically Cohen lied about the nature of a call to Trump's bodyguard. He said it was about the Stormy Daniels payment, but all the text messages ahead of the call were about dealing with some punk kid who was harassing him, and the 100-second call isn't reasonably long enough to address both the kid and the payment.
Hey Curt, Donalds latest bastard has been bullying me and he wont stop. I hope his dad forgets to go to his graduatoon.

Anyway, tell Mr. Orange that the pornstar has been paid.

I dont know about that. I can say all of that and have a minute left over.

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TopicThey took my fucking traffic cone (shitty neighbor update)
divot1338
05/15/24 3:14:02 PM
#80
vycebrand2 posted...
Our store was next to a HVAC repair shop.
My friend would park at the pole that lined up at the end of our building and I would park behind him. We shared the spot behind mine with the HVAC place because after opening there would rarely be anyone there during business hours. One day I got there early but I needed to do errands and deliveries. Sometimes the Hvac guys would park way too close that I couldn't get out. We asked them multiple times to leave a bit more space so I could get out of the spot. With some thought and luck the city was building a overpass and had cleared out the area across from the store. There were parking spaces from the autoshop that was there before it was demolished. We ended up using those for our vehicles. What I'm saying is find alternatives, sometimes they work out to your favor
Its her driveway. And not his house either.

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TopicAssassins Creed reveal in 2 days.
divot1338
05/15/24 3:12:57 PM
#109
Fine Ill play as the female Asian ninja but Im not not going to like it.

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TopicWould you eat this taco?
divot1338
05/15/24 3:11:49 PM
#39
wackyteen posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e58062f1.jpg
What did food ever do to you?


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TopicTrump Trials General Part 18: The Saga Continues
divot1338
05/15/24 2:15:28 PM
#316
If only we had some way of turning the remaining sources of income he still has available against him.

https://www.cameo.com/rudygiuliani

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TopicThey took my fucking traffic cone (shitty neighbor update)
divot1338
05/15/24 2:12:45 PM
#69
Perhaps its time to change the rules.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/05f374ab.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/145310a1.jpg
$150 plus 2 bags of concrete and whatever kind of post you want to mount it to and your problems are solved.

I would get photos of him parked and complain several times to the HOA first.

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TopicMitt Romney admits TikTok ban is intended to control narratives about Israel etc
divot1338
05/15/24 2:03:17 PM
#65
Snip-N-Snails posted...
I haven't really been on the politics board but in his defense I usually do see him mainly having left wing values otherwise. He just has an irrationally intense hatred for Chinese things and seems to be a bit pro-establishment Dem.
That is correct. I am a Democrat.

He knows that of course.

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TopicI had a bizarre nightmare last night.
divot1338
05/15/24 12:34:36 PM
#12
I once dated a girl who cheated on me with someone named Fred Schneider.

Im not proud that my response to learning that was from the B-52s?

Rock Lobster!

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TopicI had a bizarre nightmare last night.
divot1338
05/15/24 12:27:49 PM
#8
That was a claws call.

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TopicFlorida raises the age requirement to be a stripper to 21
divot1338
05/15/24 12:24:41 PM
#154
By all means beat a dead horse guys.

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TopicThey took my fucking traffic cone (shitty neighbor update)
divot1338
05/15/24 12:23:19 PM
#8
Theyve done all that. The cone seems to have put it to rest for a few months though.

HOA rules. I think it may be time to have a little accident the next time they do this. Then sue the shit out of the HOA and the cars owner.

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TopicAssassins Creed reveal in 2 days.
divot1338
05/15/24 12:20:34 PM
#100
Seems like a Syndicate style game with two protagonists, one stealth and one not stealth.

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TopicThey took my fucking traffic cone (shitty neighbor update)
divot1338
05/15/24 12:18:18 PM
#5
I cant believe this is still going on.

I think it may be time for you to look into alternative solutions.

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TopicGOP Texas school board member shocked to learn indoctrination isn't happening
divot1338
05/15/24 12:16:03 PM
#17
Alucard188 posted...
This story is much deeper than that, but good on her for figuring out the partisan hackery going on in Texas. Unfortunately, there are too many people that don't think like her and look to confirmation bias. "I am angry, but I don't know why I'm angry. Give me a reason to be angry. Oh, these people are indoctrinating our children and turning them into gay sex deviants. Time to be mad."
100% agree. While Im sure I disagree with her on most things, I have to respect someone who owned up to be mislead. And then correcting the record.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/87ef0ac1.jpg

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TopicAssassins Creed reveal in 2 days.
divot1338
05/15/24 12:04:53 PM
#96
I hope they take direction from Mirage. It was short and the story was obviously just cut DLC but it felt like it was the right size.

SgtBash posted...
Without making it like Hitman could they make a modern day Assassins Creed game?
WatchDogs.

Unfortunately it has the same gigantic bland world problem as Assassins Creed.

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