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Men are not really acting like men, says the Tik Tok star who is...ummm...

That hurts to look at. So much better without the tattoos.

Same man.

ADHD does a number on the ability to sleep. Does make for some vivid ass dreams though.

C but i have adhd.

Meds help, but doesn't completely quiet it down

There are various meditation techniques you can practice to help with that. It takes practice.

Mindfulness is one.

So nothing is spicier than a scotch bonnet or habanero anymore? Dang, no deal.

What, if any, song is stuck in your head?

How would one even get started doing that?

Yeah, their album covers are always cool.

I'm currently listening to one of their new songs on Youtube and it's fucking great.

Thanks for bringing it to my attention.

you dont care cos you didnt answer in 2 seconds allow me to explain anyway
Now, where to begin... There are many things I wish to tell you... But unfortunately, our time is limited. As such, the information I can provide is also limited. I have chosen two things of great importance to tell you. First, I will tell you about termites. Hm, in retrospect, I suppose that's a rather odd thing to say. I imagine you look rather bewildered right now. Perfectly understandable. The person who kidnapped you and threatened you with death is lecturing you about insects. I suspect it hardly seems fair. Nonetheless, this is very important. In a way, it will determine your fate. So I ask that you listen carefully. Have you ever seen a termite mound? They are splendid structures. Some might even call them works of art. Termites are natural architects, and their mounds are both structurally sound and make excellent use of space. So are they following some sort of plan as they build? Are there termite blueprints, detailing which room goes where? No. Of course no. Each termite is simply an oblivious cog in a tremendous machine programmed by millions of years of termite DNA. It is doubtful an individual termite has any idea what its contributions are helping to create. But a human does. We can appreciate the elegant forms of their alien cathedrals... We can see the simple beauty of their perfect functionality... We can understand the splendid planning of their structure... In other words, only an intelligence of a higher order can understand the beauty of what the termite builds. Now consider humans. Why are we alive? Why do we love, and give birth? Why do we create? From where do our cultures spring? There are many theories, but no one knows the truth. We are oblivious cogs in a tremendous machine programmed by millions of years of human DNA. No doubt you see now what this analogy is supposed to illustrate. Yes, I mean to say humans are not different from termites. We trudge through our lives with no greater understanding of our ultimate goal. You might say we don't understand what we're building. Only an intelligence of a higher order than ours can understand what we're doing. Imagine how we might look to such an intelligence... We may be building some structure so perfect and elegant we can't even perceive it. Whatever it is, we've likely been building it on a dimension just above the ones we know since time immemorial. If we are like the termites, then what we've created is almost certainly something of tremendous beauty. And you are about to catch a glimpse of it. Or have you already...? Well, that's enough on that subject, I think. Consider what I've said.

the amount of people saying this is a potato though. If anything it's clay, but I don't know.

Have you ever weighed a duck?

What is the funniest fart-related thing that has happened to you?

Fuck yeah?

I didn't know they had a new album coming. I love Dodsrit's first three albums though, so I expect it will be really good.

Have you considered a career as a vtuber?

there were two topics, this is the latest

https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/comments/1ahvbw0/update_on_this_thing/

Why am I not as popular as you?

Definitely the new Downwinder album for me.

I like a variety of stuff, but the crust punk/death metal hybrid will always be my favourite stuff these days.

https://youtu.be/PxNsWxHKsdY?si=zxdydMc_nLlu6Oeq

Favourite new metal album of 2024 so far?

considering how the topic blew up, it seems a situation that hasn't happened before. If that turns out fake it could deal a real blow to any other such evidence, but maybe there just won't be updates because the person posting only got the pic from a friend.

Let's say you saw them at a kissing booth

If you could kiss any celebrity, who would it be?

have you heard about the new supposed alien picture?

Are druids lame? I think they're lame

Do you like turtles?

I always assumed it's mandatory for them to do so, like the surgeon generals warning on cigarettes etc